Author Topic: The future is coming for your ass, and no one is safe (Read 4079 times)

Tasty · « **on:** February 12, 2018, 04:47:04 PM »

https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/963150562534412299

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2018, 04:51:54 PM »

Did you see the 1,200 drones working in unison at the Olympic opening ceremony? I had to watch it again because it looked so fake. But no, it's real.

agrajag · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2018, 04:58:52 PM »

it looks like an enemy from half-life

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2018, 04:59:46 PM »

Holy shit, that robot with the arm. That's nightmare fuel right there.

hampster · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2018, 05:01:11 PM »

Like I'm scared of some AI in a dumb robot dog body

I'm scared they'll manipulate my web experience to prey on my emotional weaknesses and bully me into suicide

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2018, 05:02:36 PM »

Human civilization is pretty trash, to be honest, bring on the robot apocalypse.

Rufus · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2018, 05:03:17 PM »

They're actually kind of cute when they're made to look like they're helping each other.

Tasty · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2018, 05:07:58 PM »

Quote from: hampster on February 12, 2018, 05:01:11 PM

Like I'm scared of some AI in a dumb robot dog body

I'm scared they'll manipulate my web experience to prey on my emotional weaknesses and bully me into suicide

There really isn't any "AI" in this, hell an Amazon Echo is probably "smarter" overall, but if they ever did combine the two... AI would still need a long ways to go before it resembled anything interactable.

That's why I never got the comments from a while ago about the engineers kicking one of the dog prototypes to make sure it could balance "They're hurting it!" "This is why the robots are gonna wipe us out!" It's more like a momma bird pushing her kids out of the nest so they learn to fly, brehs. And in addition to that, there's no sentience there anyways.

Raist · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2018, 05:13:58 PM »

I don't see anything in this video that cats haven't been doing for hundreds of years.

Scare level:

/10

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2018, 05:21:20 PM »

If that’s one of the most terrifying things he’s ever seen, he should try walking to my apartment from the nearest BART station in Oakland at 1am.

bork · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2018, 05:35:30 PM »

Boston Dynamics makes the best horror movies.

samfish · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:42:17 PM »

Oh man, I can't wait to fight one of these things some day. You guys think a sword or maybe a pike is good enough to take one of them out, or are we gonna need guns for that?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:45:23 PM »

Just because we can do something doesn't mean we should.

SMFH.

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:51:38 PM »

Quote from: samfish on February 12, 2018, 06:42:17 PM

Oh man, I can't wait to fight one of these things some day. You guys think a sword or maybe a pike is good enough to take one of them out, or are we gonna need guns for that?

Superheated glowing blade like a lightsaber should do the trick. Just make sure the handle is rubber, lol.

Tasty · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:52:22 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 12, 2018, 06:45:23 PM

Just because we can do something doesn't mean we should.

SMFH.

It's gonna take a while for the entirety of robotics to become as potentially destructive as a single atomic bomb, breh. And there's like thousands of those now. This is human nature.

If anything I'd rather have something humanity created living on after we do ourselves in with a nuclear fuckup.

This tech can and has also trickled down to proesthetics. The applications for good far outweigh the bad.

If the singularity does happen, it's more likely to inhabit machines that look nothing like these ones, and will be able to do far more damage crippling our net infrastructure, economies, and military systems than any kind of "body" it could inhabit.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:52:48 PM »

I'm just wondering if it has a light enough touch to jerk me off

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:17:21 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 12, 2018, 06:52:48 PM

I'm just wondering if it has a light enough touch to jerk me off

Even better, my brother...

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/01/11/male-sex-robots-with-unstoppable-bionic-penises-are-to-go-on-sale/

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:23:48 PM »

I'll take two

toku · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:25:01 PM »

they made a black mirror about this and y'all laughed at it

chronovore · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:27:12 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 12, 2018, 04:59:46 PM

Holy shit, that robot with the arm. That's nightmare fuel right there.

I think they should put a velociraptor mask on the claw arm.

team filler · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:30:36 PM »

The future is cumming in your ass and no one is safe

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:43:37 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 12, 2018, 07:30:36 PM

The future is cumming in your ass and no one is safe

by Chuck Tingle

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2018, 10:14:44 PM »

Scientists and engineers need to stop and international robot creation ethics need to be drafted yesterday.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2018, 10:22:51 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on February 12, 2018, 10:14:44 PM

Scientists and engineers need to stop and international robot creation ethics need to be drafted yesterday.

He’ll no. I want to be able to chug a fifth, set my gay sex robot to pulverize, pass out, and wake up with powder for a pelvis.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2018, 10:25:51 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 12, 2018, 09:43:37 PM

Quote from: filler on February 12, 2018, 07:30:36 PM
The future is cumming in your ass and no one is safe

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Pounded In The Butt By The Sequel To My Novel "The Future Is Cumming In Your Ass And No One Is Safe" Predicted By The Bore Posters.

by 3-time Hugo Award Finalist Chuck Tingle.

Tasty · « **Reply #25 on:** February 12, 2018, 10:46:18 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on February 12, 2018, 10:14:44 PM

Scientists and engineers need to stop and international robot creation ethics need to be drafted yesterday.

AI, yes. Robots, no.

Robots have been around for decades and will be around forever.

The singularity is the only real existential threat we should worry about in regards to advances in technology.

naff · « **Reply #26 on:** February 12, 2018, 11:27:29 PM »

bring on the singularity, as long as it's truly autonomous. none of this weak ass fail safe human intervention crap, or having it beholden to some wealthy tech mogul. just let it go ham.

samfish · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2018, 12:11:22 AM »

You guys keep your singularity. I'm gonna round up a bunch of like-minded fellow Luddites and move us all to Maui. We'll throw all those bitches off the island who want to keep technology and live a natural life while watching the rest of you destroy yourselves.

Well, not watch. We'll just catch wind of it eventually, I suppose.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2018, 12:32:22 AM »

Quote from: samfish on February 13, 2018, 12:11:22 AM

You guys keep your singularity. I'm gonna round up a bunch of like-minded fellow Luddites and move us all to Maui. We'll throw all those bitches off the island who want to keep technology and live a natural life while watching the rest of you destroy yourselves.

Well, not watch. We'll just catch wind of it eventually, I suppose.

What will the anal lube be tho

Tasty · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2018, 12:33:34 AM »

https://twitter.com/RidT/status/963248616059166727

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2018, 12:44:08 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2018, 12:47:20 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on February 13, 2018, 12:32:22 AM

Quote from: samfish on February 13, 2018, 12:11:22 AM
You guys keep your singularity. I'm gonna round up a bunch of like-minded fellow Luddites and move us all to Maui. We'll throw all those bitches off the island who want to keep technology and live a natural life while watching the rest of you destroy yourselves.

Well, not watch. We'll just catch wind of it eventually, I suppose.

What will the anal lube be tho

Crisco, like in the good ol’ days.

samfish · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2018, 12:51:13 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on February 13, 2018, 12:32:22 AM

Quote from: samfish on February 13, 2018, 12:11:22 AM
You guys keep your singularity. I'm gonna round up a bunch of like-minded fellow Luddites and move us all to Maui. We'll throw all those bitches off the island who want to keep technology and live a natural life while watching the rest of you destroy yourselves.

Well, not watch. We'll just catch wind of it eventually, I suppose.

What will the anal lube be tho

Coconuts are one of Mother Nature's most versatile gifts.

naff · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2018, 01:09:51 AM »

Quote from: samfish on February 13, 2018, 12:11:22 AM

You guys keep your singularity. I'm gonna round up a bunch of like-minded fellow Luddites and move us all to Maui. We'll throw all those bitches off the island who want to keep technology and live a natural life while watching the rest of you destroy yourselves.

Well, not watch. We'll just catch wind of it eventually, I suppose.

"natural life"

so y'all bitches will be governed by some asshole maui surfer chad group within months. no tech = alphas rule nerd.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2018, 01:12:28 AM »

Natural life means lots of bush and other body hair. It’s going to be awesome like the 70s again.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2018, 01:42:27 AM »

Quote from: naff on February 13, 2018, 01:09:51 AM

Quote from: samfish on February 13, 2018, 12:11:22 AM
You guys keep your singularity. I'm gonna round up a bunch of like-minded fellow Luddites and move us all to Maui. We'll throw all those bitches off the island who want to keep technology and live a natural life while watching the rest of you destroy yourselves.

Well, not watch. We'll just catch wind of it eventually, I suppose.

"natural life"

so y'all bitches will be governed by some asshole maui surfer chad group within months. no tech = alphas rule nerd.

You’re only selling it for me. I will be the alphas mistress and get plowed probably

naff · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2018, 03:03:06 AM »

I was thinking less 70s and more Point Break mixed with a bunch of betas that reeaaaally love The Beach.

except you're not Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze hasn't got your back

chronovore · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2018, 07:25:57 AM »

I didn't think this thread could get more weird, but it did.

samfish · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2018, 09:44:44 AM »

Alpha mediated the situation by making me sit in a chair naked and watch my wife, wearing only high heels, smoke his peace pipe.

It wasn’t how I’d have preferred to resolve the situation, but at least we aren’t being controlled by those damn robots and the weather is great.

CrazyDiamond · « **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2018, 11:08:20 AM »

Dunno what y'all are going on about, these two opening the door are pretty cute. Wouldn't mind being killed by one of them when the apocalypse comes

Nabbis · « **Reply #40 on:** February 13, 2018, 04:10:04 PM »

The sooner robots take our jobs the better.

team filler · « **Reply #41 on:** February 13, 2018, 08:24:32 PM »

Quote from: samfish on February 13, 2018, 09:44:44 AM

Alpha mediated the situation by making me sit in a chair naked and watch my wife, wearing only high heels, smoke his peace pipe.

It wasn’t how I’d have preferred to resolve the situation, but at least we aren’t being controlled by those damn robots and the weather is great.

Why does he want you only wearing heels?

Rufus · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2018, 08:47:58 AM »

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"Don't be nervous about the robots, be nervous about the people with the resources to build them."

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desert punk · « **Reply #43 on:** February 14, 2018, 09:10:46 AM »

Quote from: naff on February 13, 2018, 01:09:51 AM

Quote from: samfish on February 13, 2018, 12:11:22 AM
You guys keep your singularity. I'm gonna round up a bunch of like-minded fellow Luddites and move us all to Maui. We'll throw all those bitches off the island who want to keep technology and live a natural life while watching the rest of you destroy yourselves.

Well, not watch. We'll just catch wind of it eventually, I suppose.

"natural life"

so y'all bitches will be governed by some asshole maui surfer chad group within months. no tech = alphas rule nerd.

Come the apocalypse, everyone here on this board somehow surviving the robos (fat chance) will either be beaten into total submission or simply used for the next Christmas dinner.

Not sure anyone here has what it takes to be the next Wasteland Legate:

Rufus · « **Reply #44 on:** February 14, 2018, 09:17:11 AM »

They've hyped up Lanius as this monstrous super-warrior, but then when you actually meet him he's a pushover. :< Can't you talk him into just leaving, too?

Funny you bring up New Vegas, though. I went the Yes Man route, so essentially ended up with a robot army securing the safety and independence of the strip. Hm.

desert punk · « **Reply #45 on:** February 14, 2018, 09:25:42 AM »

I remember having to fight him, tho he was indeed not exactly a challenge. Then again, appearances go a long way in getting the plebs to falling into line.

I used the robot army too and made Vegas my private fiefdom. Tho I think Yes-Man made some cryptic remarks at the end that made me believe my rule won't be a long one...

Rufus · « **Reply #46 on:** February 14, 2018, 09:28:28 AM »

Yeah, his ending slide ominously mentions him becoming more 'assertive' as time goes on. The Courier delivers only calamity in the end. :I

Tasty · « **Reply #47 on:** February 14, 2018, 12:16:41 PM »

Raist · « **Reply #48 on:** February 15, 2018, 06:15:20 PM »

See, now this is fucked up.

chronovore · « **Reply #49 on:** February 15, 2018, 07:19:59 PM »

Quote from: Raist on February 15, 2018, 06:15:20 PM

See, now this is fucked up.

My wife would lose her shit and move out if I bought a Roomba that did that.

eleuin · « **Reply #50 on:** February 15, 2018, 07:40:27 PM »

Quote from: desert punk on February 14, 2018, 09:25:42 AM

I remember having to fight him, tho he was indeed not exactly a challenge. Then again, appearances go a long way in getting the plebs to falling into line.

I used the robot army too and made Vegas my private fiefdom. Tho I think Yes-Man made some cryptic remarks at the end that made me believe my rule won't be a long one...

you need 100 speech to talk him into leaving "peacefully"

your whole argument revolves around the legion being spread thin and not being able to penetrate deeper into NCR territory yet

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #51 on:** February 24, 2018, 02:41:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/963450789590196224

nudemacusers · « **Reply #52 on:** February 24, 2018, 03:08:51 PM »

Imagine getting jerked off by one while the other rams a foot in your asshole

Tasty · « **Reply #53 on:** February 24, 2018, 04:05:19 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 24, 2018, 02:41:12 PM

https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/963450789590196224

They're crawling around like toddlers, and that's exactly the stage of tech this is in right now.

jorma · « **Reply #54 on:** February 24, 2018, 05:51:29 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 24, 2018, 04:05:19 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 24, 2018, 02:41:12 PM
https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/963450789590196224

They're crawling around like toddlers, and that's exactly the stage of tech this is in right now.

They should be worried though because those robots are already funnier than these guys.

eleuin · « **Reply #55 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:40:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/pucchokun/status/970463909974085632

Tasty · « **Reply #56 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:16:52 PM »

OK yeah sign me up for this, except with husbandos instead of waifus.

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Author Topic: The future is coming for your ass, and no one is safe (Read 4079 times)