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[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/strip-club-should-be-illegal.29160/

All the ERA shut-ins don't know how to respond to a pretty typical evening out on a business trip.

Quoting the whole post in case REEEEEEE removes it.

SO I just got back from Playmates in south miami and it inspired this trend.

I'm a broke ass otherfucker but these girls took ke to the bank for fucking 1,000+ dollars. I cnanot afford that. No way, no how. Cn;t afford it whatsoever. But they had trricks. I thought (and agreed to go) because it would be all big breasted fucking artificial women with childrne and shit I could handle that. No problems. Not interestec

Istead they had like fucking 25, 26 hyear olds with small breasets (25 and 26 is very young to me, being in my mid 30s) and they had tiny breasts and small asses and as a red blooeded Irishman I had no fucking chance whatsoeve against this shit (sorry the nex tcouplle of paragraphs were deleted and I cna't fucking remeber what they said.)

Worst thing is that it's fucking 5.47 (A fucking M) and I have this FIBA AML shit (goodle it) early tomorrow morning) though my boss took me out so I can just lay the fucking blame on him.

I had fucking 5 dances man, 5 cubans and 1 colombian. When you go back to the chamgane room, all bets are off duede. I thought it would just be nuede dances (lap dance is 50 for 2 songs, champagne room is 250 for whatever) but this girl was sucking my dick and giving me lines of coke and shoving my fingers up her pussy and all sorts of shit. I knew going in that I was going to get ripped off but I did NOT get ripped off. No sex in the champagne room is bullshit.

The one trick she pulled was giving me, a drug free guy (but langered with drink) lines of coke and saying I could only touch her if I did them. So I did (big mistake) and they killed my didck. SO when she said 200 for fuck in the chamgpane room, it really turned into me paying 250 (fucking tips) for me to give her head and finger her while my fucking coked up dick stayed uttelrly flaccid. But you know what I loved it because she was so different to the Irish girls ',m used to - holy shit she was hot. I ended up spending 1 grand on her like a fucking moron - imgaine - 1 grand to give someone else head and ginger their twat - but at the time it felt so good (and free idnner and drinks and shit).

Got back to the hotel and the busboy told me I apparently fell into a 'stundent trap for UM students' and got ripped offand shoudl have gotten a high class russian escort. So cikked up as I am i fucking ordered one and (through the busboy) I told him to make sure she;s slim and not busty but I tipped the motherfucker 50 dolllars and then paced the room in an agitated state for the last 45 minutes before decideing I had to post on Era. Did I metnion this the the first time I;ve done coke? Not as itense as I thought just very, very hyper. Insanely dry mouth. Can't sleep for shit. Npw 6.04. And like I said fucking killed my dicik. Motherfucker! I would have been inside the most beatufyiful colombian girl instead of fucking fingering her wtith whiskey dick. Which is wosre when your mediocre hung or slightly worse (inster era/ gaf joke her). Fuck me. I was even asking her to tell me exactly where her g-spot was and all kinds of shit. Fuck me, embarassing. Cringeworthy. Fuck. Idiot. I'm just a poor rural lad, I like a drink but I;m not used to women about when I drink and I',m uugly

What an easy target I mut have been for these girls. Thank god I turned down the 2,000 lesbian show. I'm not that dumb.. I'm so drunk I've almost forgotten what I got for my 8,00 hundred. But my fingers remember. You guys attracitve enough to get it for free - god fucking bless you lad.s God bless you.

Can you comp this shit on expenses? Company account. I can't afford to lose this. Someone in corporate land let me kno wcus I'm fucking broke as shit right now tiwth just the taste of colombian pussy on my finger to show for my fucking expenditure. Fuck me.

Gun range thursdday lasds, let's pretend to be a rebuplican conservative asshole and shoot the shit out of some targets and shit. Stone Hart (?) gun range at miami executive (airport and this time I'll ask for a long gun and fucking really go for it and fucking treat it properly and not shit my fucking pants like the first time when I shot a glock 19 their last year. Fuck - I'm gonna go full stallone and take the biggest gun theu've got. Then go back to playmates and find sweet, sexy Anna and pay whatever it takes.

I love pyssy almost as much as I love Nintendo peace out I need some sleep for this bullshti fucking conference tomorrow I never did concaine until tonight holy shit I can fucking running at 100mph and thought you should know.

Apologies if this is sexitst and shit, I know I pissed people off in the gaming thread about sexism because I like seeing that shit in games (just love me some titty man I;m so sorry) but I promose you I aksed the threee girls at every stage tonight if this shit was cool and they said yes and their face was total boredom - which is better than discomfort I guess? Rock on Era. Rock on you dense motherfckers. I promose you I made sure - even through te cocaine and shit - I promise I treated these girls well tonight despite my first ever experience with cocaine. I've always been pro ex work but I swaer to go d the 1,000 the girl made tonight is ntohing compared to the fucking awesome memories I made (which I record hwer I or I;ll never remember)

Odds on mods locking this threads 12 (fractional)

So should wht I did be legal or no - I have no idea morally - so I just did it.

I love pyssy almost as much as I love Nintendo peace out

[Cerveza mas fina]

This is in line with Irish people I know.

[SmokyDave]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/strip-club-should-be-illegal.29160/

All the ERA shut-ins don't know how to respond to a pretty typical evening out on a business trip.

Heh, that dude made a thread about The Bore too. Seems he has great taste in ex-gaffers.

Good on you, coke dude. Just remember that although coke and strippers are both awesome, everything in moderation is the key. Also, if you really want to fuck, get an escort, give her most of the coke, and then go wild. Save yourself a few lines for the afterglow.

[Momo]

SmokeyDave is hereby formally added to my list.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/taco-isnt-banned-on-us-radio-yet.29042/

-googles lyrics-

Holy shit. Seems crazy they would play any of that song at all.

TOO HARDCORE FOR AMERICANS BAN THIS FILTH

[team filler]

 

[VomKriege]

Can you comp this shit on expenses? Company account. I can't afford to lose this.

[venereology]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mods-read-the-bore-and-we-all-know-it.29174/

oh shit my dudes, busted

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/strip-club-should-be-illegal.29160/

All the ERA shut-ins don't know how to respond to a pretty typical evening out on a business trip.

Heh, that dude made a thread about The Bore too. Seems he has great taste in ex-gaffers.

Good on you, coke dude. Just remember that although coke and strippers are both awesome, everything in moderation is the key. Also, if you really want to fuck, get an escort, give her most of the coke, and then go wild. Save yourself a few lines for the afterglow.

[VomKriege]

Also old site drama is supposed to stay on the old site and not dragged up here

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mods-read-the-bore-and-we-all-know-it.29174/

oh shit my dudes, busted

I
d buy you a brink sometime dude, you hust gotta start using grammar first. Ain't east being a minority in america - I get it. Im there npw and fuck me it is nice being white rather than hispanic. The ethinic wea;th ga[ is disguating/ But sprry dude I went tp see Annihilation instead of Black Panther.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Isnt it funny that any issues with moderation can only be discussed behind closed doors

I want to know how many mods there are outside of the US and maybe a Western Europe.

[nudemacusers]

I bet reset would let TVC post uncensored  :'(

[Uncle]

I mean Cream was a great ERA troll, so kudos.

Not a troll.

Sure.

Is this one of those kefka traps from FF6 that people were talking about earlier

[Cerveza mas fina]

Kefkaesque 

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/post-your-gaming-setup-2018-edition.13723/page-8#post-5083954

Hey were you the person I recommended furniture to a couple years ago?

Yes we talked at the old forum and you provided some recommendations.

IT'S FUCKING IKEA FURNITURE EVERYONE HAS THAT SHIT

[nudemacusers]

Gamers   

[ToxicAdam]

That's a pretty big ask. I use gaming to avoid interacting with the world. Now they want me to engage with it and do something productive?!

[demi]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mods-read-the-bore-and-we-all-know-it.29174/

oh shit my dudes, busted

Definitely a Lager post

[Momo]

I want someone to sign up under the name Guinness Stout and be the enemy of Premium Lager

[Jerry]

I want someone to sign up under the name Guinness Stout and be the enemy of Premium Lager

Triggering Scandinavians requires much less effort than that.

[Risible]

Can you comp this shit on expenses? Company account. I can't afford to lose this.

HR: "Bob, this line item reads 'Dinner, drinks, coke, stripper head and fingerbang'...am I reading this right? You're expensing some stripper giving you head?"
Bob: "Actually, I was licking her box, I couldn't get it up due to all the coke."
HR: "....."

[zomgee]

Racist whitey white white Subreddit /r/uncensorednews is banned because two of the mods started in on each other.

They accused each other of being a secret Muslim and a secret Jew, respectively:

Do you think that your debased bloodline 'needed to meet' every one of the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of my people that you grotesque and disgusting HOMINID parasites slaughtered for no reason? FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING 1/2 HUMAN TRASH.

This is apparently JEW SYNTAX since the other responds with:

You can run but you can't hide, we will find you! We are not amused by you Criminal Mafia bullshit any longer. You must think I am as stupid as you are...you didn't have to 'tell me' that you are a 'jew' it is all over your syntax! We are going to hunt you down and take revenge for your murders!

[Cerveza mas fina]

I want someone to sign up under the name Guinness Stout and be the enemy of Premium Lager

Triggering Scandinavians requires much less effort than that.

Good luck in the next round of the CL jerry.

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[close]

I want someone to sign up under the name Guinness Stout and be the enemy of Premium Lager

I do enjoy a nice stout. But I prefer Beamish.

[Para-Medic]

Racism and stereotyping is banned on Reset right? But I see it all the time in off-topic whenever it comes to discussions about Russia/China.

I'm too scared to ever report it because it's so casually accepted I worry about being counter-warned/banned just for stirring trouble. But it is troubling to me this double standard they seem to have. So I do not post in the OT side, only read and regret it when I am bored lol.

[marrec]

Can you comp this shit on expenses? Company account. I can't afford to lose this.

HR: "Bob, this line item reads 'Dinner, drinks, coke, stripper head and fingerbang'...am I reading this right? You're expensing some stripper giving you head?"
Bob: "Actually, I was licking her box, I couldn't get it up due to all the coke."
HR: "....."

Like strip clubs even give an itemized receipt, they know whats up

[Jerry]

The good strip clubs will spread the cost onto the drinks.

Then you just file it under "hospitality" and say you took some clients out.

Ive been to a strip club with my boss and he expensed it under 'social budget'

[Rufus]

Gamers   

Celebrating games with what amounts to an animation reel. Bleagh.

[marrec]

The good strip clubs will spread the cost onto the drinks.

Then you just file it under "hospitality" and say you took some clients out.

Ive been to a strip club with my boss and he expensed it under 'social budget'

We've gotten away with some pretty ridiculous expenditures by filing it under "customer relations"

Then our accountant in charge of expenses was fired and replaced by an authoritarian hag of a woman who won't even let me buy toothpaste on the company card

[I'm a Puppy!]

The good strip clubs will spread the cost onto the drinks.

Then you just file it under "hospitality" and say you took some clients out.

Ive been to a strip club with my boss and he expensed it under 'social budget'

We've gotten away with some pretty ridiculous expenditures by filing it under "customer relations"

Then our accountant in charge of expenses was fired and replaced by an authoritarian hag of a woman who won't even let me buy toothpaste on the company card

What would reee say? 

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5510692/

This might be some kind of lightning in a bottle. After Ghostbusters, Wonder Woman, Black Panther and The Last Jedi, angry young white men finally have a movie they can connect with. I don’t doubt that Spielberg makes this movie work (the book doesn’t) and that it’s a solid enough to stand on its own legs. But, finally this group of men has something that they can call their own. I wonder how much of a market they are, if they can carry this movie.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5510692/

This might be some kind of lightning in a bottle. After Ghostbusters, Wonder Woman, Black Panther and The Last Jedi, angry young white men finally have a movie they can connect with. I don’t doubt that Spielberg makes this movie work (the book doesn’t) and that it’s a solid enough to stand on its own legs. But, finally this group of men has something that they can call their own. I wonder how much of a market they are, if they can carry this movie.

Dude is joking, though...

[Jansen]

Outside of a few posters idk how to tell who is kidding around on reeeee anymore

[FStop7]

Let he who has never been on a cocaine-fueled stripper binge cast the first stone. 

[agrajag]

I asked Cream and Cyndi about their genitals in the same way. They responded identically.

I also think they're the same person.

But Cream is "bi-gender" and Cindi hates gender non-binaries. She wants everyone to be strictly trans.

Cream, what sex were you born as biologically? I'll take a wild giess, you're a dude.

[thisismyusername]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mods-read-the-bore-and-we-all-know-it.29174/

oh shit my dudes, busted

PS Anyone e;se fucking amaz9ed Slayzen turned out tp be a dece t mod? Thought the guy was a cunt but he proved me wrong.

Slayvern's alt: detected.

[MMaRsu]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mods-read-the-bore-and-we-all-know-it.29174/

oh shit my dudes, busted

Lol jesus christ that's a bit much aint it?
 
But yea they read the bore. First I would have been unbanned tomorrow, then I made some legit comments on here and now it's the 28th lol.

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mods-read-the-bore-and-we-all-know-it.29174/

oh shit my dudes, busted

Lol jesus christ that's a bit much aint it?
 
But yea they read the bore. First I would have been unbanned tomorrow, then I made some legit comments on here and now it's the 28th lol.

Why do you care. You'll catch a perm next time because you made a typo or something.

[MMaRsu]

I asked Cream and Cyndi about their genitals in the same way. They responded identically.

I also think they're the same person.

But Cream is "bi-gender" and Cindi hates gender non-binaries. She wants everyone to be strictly trans.

Cream, what sex were you born as biologically? I'll take a wild giess, you're a dude.

cream is a duder

[MMaRsu]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mods-read-the-bore-and-we-all-know-it.29174/

oh shit my dudes, busted

Lol jesus christ that's a bit much aint it?
 
But yea they read the bore. First I would have been unbanned tomorrow, then I made some legit comments on here and now it's the 28th lol.

Why do you care. You'll catch a perm next time because you made a typo or something.

 

Genius

[stufte]

This Cream/Cindi talk:

[Rufus]

Cream and Cindi have completely different writing styles that they both stick to;  ya'll are bad at spotting dupes.  They always slip up at some point.

Yeah, Cindi hid it terribly last time she did it. Everybody knew, pretty much.

[Cream]

If Cindi has done it before, then I guess I kind of get the accusations.

But I promise I’m not that psychotic bipolar self-hating gun-nut. I really truly don’t like her.

[zomgee]

Then rank Final Fantasy games.

[stufte]

I'm glad you're back Cream. Stick around, relax, and have fun like the rest of us dumb cunts.

[I'm a Puppy!]

If Cindi has done it before, then I guess I kind of get the accusations.

But I promise I’m not that psychotic bipolar self-hating gun-nut. I really truly don’t like her.

Sounds like something Cindi would say

[Momo]

The mods help thing actually was super weird to me cause it was a gag i used to run on a forum a decade plus ago.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/godbless-kimishima-fils-aimes-and-most-of-all-nintendo-co-ltd.29245/

Fucking nintards

[venereology]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/godbless-kimishima-fils-aimes-and-most-of-all-nintendo-co-ltd.29245/

Fucking nintards

first time this guy gets his fifth coffee free, his mind's gonna be blown wide open

[james]

I asked Cream and Cyndi about their genitals in the same way. They responded identically.

I also think they're the same person.

But Cream is "bi-gender" and Cindi hates gender non-binaries. She wants everyone to be strictly trans.

Cream, what sex were you born as biologically? I'll take a wild giess, you're a dude.

It's a video game forum. Of course a penis is required.

I think Cyndi and Cream are different personalities within the same person suffering disassociate identity disorder.

Hating each other is actually pretty common

[Atramental]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5219947/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5274437/

Must defend ninty. 

[Cream]

 

[james]

This right wing forum is well known for doxxing. Don't be shocked when you get exposed

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/godbless-kimishima-fils-aimes-and-most-of-all-nintendo-co-ltd.29245/

Fucking nintards

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5521542/

 

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/godbless-kimishima-fils-aimes-and-most-of-all-nintendo-co-ltd.29245/

Fucking nintards

Bless 80$ cardboards, bless a fully priced downport of 17 y/o Luigi's Mansion and bless paying for an onlineservice with friendcodes. Nintendo, the forward thinking saints of our generation (my judgement has nothing to do with me being too distinguished mentally-challenged to separate warm memories of playing Mario as a kid from the actual company though).

[Cream]

This right wing forum is well known for doxxing. Don't be shocked when you get exposed

When you all find absolutely nothing you’ll have no one to blame but yourselves.

[Atramental]

Just doxx'd cream.

It's bobby bobberts. 

When you all find absolutely nothing you’ll have no one to blame but yourselves, kiddo.

Nice stealth edit, Bobby. But I caught it in the nick of time. 

[BisMarckie]

It's missing the random italics to be a real Bobby post.

[marrec]

This right wing forum is well known for doxxing. Don't be shocked when you get exposed

When you all find absolutely nothing you’ll have no one to blame but yourselves.

This is TheBore, they'll find a way to blame ERA somehow

[VomKriege]

Awesome theater of ERA rejects.