PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack

[Kurt Russell]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/03/15/she-found-a-dating-app-on-her-boyfriends-phone-then-she-bought-a-samurai-sword/?utm_term=.595f28864ce1

[Brehvolution]

He needed a good guy with a samurai sword.

[CatsCatsCats]

Lol of course it’s Vancouver

[Huff]

reads like an onion article

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

He needed a good guy with a samurai sword.

Where's Kairo Seijuro when you need him?

[toku]

Should have stayed still. No shame in a good death.

[Kurt Russell]

Alex Lovell — known as “Biggie” in his local gamer scene — is an avid player of “PlayerUnknown’s Battleground,” a multiplayer online fighting game. As he told the Oregonian/OregonLive, Lovell has been recently logging 12 to 13 hours a day playing the game. The regimen also required “exercises for his hands, wrists and shoulders and also practicing mouse moves and techniques to maximize performance,” the paper reported.

“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,” Lovell told the Oregonian/OregonLive.

“The feeling I had when I won the fight with my bare hands is just absolutely the best feeling,” Lovell boasted this week from the hospital. “I’ve played all the sports, won big games, landed some decent tricks on my snowboard. This was better.”

[Great Rumbler]

He needed a good guy with a samurai sword.

Where's Kairo Seijuro when you need him?

rip

[chronovore]

This is why gamers can't have nice things.

[etiolate]

like Samurai swords?

[BlueTsunami]

I've been threatened with a knife by my ex. I would have loved the opportunity to wootah my way out of her slashing range and backflip out the second story window.

[BlueTsunami]

Thats another one, I have a type apparently. The knife one was Puerto Rican, which makes the weapon of choice unsurprising

[thisismyusername]

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