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[FStop7]

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That ass tho. Thiccy Mouse.

[Momo]

It still blows my mind that talking about whether a piece of entertainment succeeds or fails at being entertaining is "off-topic derailment".

https://www.resetera.com/threads/male-sexual-abuse-isnt-funny-feat-terry-crews-full-frontal-with-samantha-bee.59428/#post-11027250

This didn't seem to be a rule when discussing Colbert's slide in material.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/it-has-been-sad-to-see-stephen-colbert-turn-into-a-hack.54690/

Or The Daily Show.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-wanted-to-give-him-a-chance-but-trevor-noah-is-insufferable-and-the-daily-show-is-unwatchable.38221/

all of these guys are about as funny as genital herpes

[Transhuman]

Funny as someone else getting genital herpes? Or funny as ne personally getting genital herpes. As Mel Brooks said "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Say what you will about Bee or Noah, but Colbert Report was the perfect show. Every joke, every skit.

[Atramental]

Plackers are a godsend.

Also, I recently bought a waterpik.

Proper dental hygiene.

Waterpik is the best, especially because pik means dick here so it translates to Waterdick.
So when the topic comes up.

".. I use a water flosser"   

"What's that called?" 

"Waterdick"

 

Still an accurate name. It does fuck the plack right out.

[Nintex]

Time for some real comedy 

[LionPride]

The funniest shit to come from this Gunn mess

Is that it is becoming more apparent that people don't care about the voices of Women of Color. I've noticed many POC, but especially women, don't fuck with him before this mess and don't now. Like, these same people on ERA are ignoring them and acting as if they are hysterical because they don't agree, while listening to every white person who agrees with them. It's sad

Also it's hilarious seeing people say they won't watch the MCU without Gunn....okay. Bye the fuck

[Joe Molotov]

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That ass tho. Thiccy Mouse.

Why is Mickey so worried that Donald walked him on him fucking his own wife? He should just be like "What the hell, Donald? Sock on the door knob, bro."

[BisMarckie]

I thought it was canon that Mickey is Minnie's pimp, not her husband?

btw. Donald's beak.

[Transhuman]

If Zoe Saldana thinks Gunn is innocent, I do too.

Mainly because I think with my dick.

Plus Roseanne said he didn't deserve forgiveness.

[Atramental]

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That ass tho. Thiccy Mouse.

Why is Mickey so worried that Donald walked him on him fucking his own wife? He should just be like "What the hell, Donald? Sock on the door knob, bro."

Maybe Donald & Minnie were dating back in the day and Mickey is cûcking Donald. 

[agrajag]

The funniest shit to come from this Gunn mess

Is that it is becoming more apparent that people don't care about the voices of Women of Color. I've noticed many POC, but especially women, don't fuck with him before this mess and don't now. Like, these same people on ERA are ignoring them and acting as if they are hysterical because they don't agree, while listening to every white person who agrees with them. It's sad

Also it's hilarious seeing people say they won't watch the MCU without Gunn....okay. Bye the fuck

You know this isn't the BCT right?

[Straight Edge]

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That ass tho. Thiccy Mouse.

Why is Mickey so worried that Donald walked him on him fucking his own wife? He should just be like "What the hell, Donald? Sock on the door knob, bro."

Maybe Donald & Minnie were dating back in the day and Mickey is cûcking Donald. 

Donald Cuck?

[Nintex]

The funniest shit to come from this Gunn mess

Is that it is becoming more apparent that people don't care about the voices of Women of Color. I've noticed many POC, but especially women, don't fuck with him before this mess and don't now. Like, these same people on ERA are ignoring them and acting as if they are hysterical because they don't agree, while listening to every white person who agrees with them. It's sad

Also it's hilarious seeing people say they won't watch the MCU without Gunn....okay. Bye the fuck

You know this isn't the BCT right?

Hey now you should sit down and listen.

[BisMarckie]

Donald giant dad?

Bore word filter

[NegativeCrepe]

The funniest shit to come from this Gunn mess

Is that it is becoming more apparent that people don't care about the voices of Women of Color. I've noticed many POC, but especially women, don't fuck with him before this mess and don't now. Like, these same people on ERA are ignoring them and acting as if they are hysterical because they don't agree, while listening to every white person who agrees with them. It's sad

Also it's hilarious seeing people say they won't watch the MCU without Gunn....okay. Bye the fuck

Excuse me, are you a woman? You have NO RIGHT to speak for women.

[HaughtyFrank]

The funniest shit to come from this Gunn mess

Is that it is becoming more apparent that people don't care about the voices of Women of Color. I've noticed many POC, but especially women, don't fuck with him before this mess and don't now. Like, these same people on ERA are ignoring them and acting as if they are hysterical because they don't agree, while listening to every white person who agrees with them. It's sad

Also it's hilarious seeing people say they won't watch the MCU without Gunn....okay. Bye the fuck

How is this a gender or race thing? Pedophilia is like the one thing the dirty straight white cis men can have an opinion about and still be woke. Don't you take that away  :'(

[Nintex]

Maybe Donald was invited by Mickey for dinner or watching a movie or something.
But then Minnie got horny and wanted Mickey to fuck her to show Donald their true love(TM).
However Mickey first refused like: "No baby, Donald's coming over, we're watching a movie and playing HALO and stuff"
And she was like: "BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?"
"Oh please bae don't cry" Mickey said. As he starts to fondle her.

So Donald arrives at Mickey's place ready for some vidya, movies or snacks.
Only to find Mickey making babies with his thicc girlfriend who already has the same last name as Mickey does.

So Donald opens the door and wants to say: "Ok who wants a beer" and it turns into: "OINK WOE"
He slams the door shut and returns home. Calls Goofy to discuss what he has seen.
"I guess they're really dating Goofy" Donald says.
"No way" says Goofy. "Mickey and that annoying basic bitch? He could get so much better"
"HEY NOW!" Donald replies. "You should sit down and listen you bigot"

[Straight Edge]

Don’t you dare go into the spider-man preview thread and suggest it won’t be God-Emperor: the game.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/spider-man-ps4-preview-thread.59486/page-5

[Momo]

Funny as someone else getting genital herpes? Or funny as ne personally getting genital herpes. As Mel Brooks said "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Say what you will about Bee or Noah, but Colbert Report was the perfect show. Every joke, every skit.

personally obtaining. colbert is the worst of the bundle of aids, sorry.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-make-it-a-feature-to-see-our-mod-history.59530/page-2

You can always contact the staff (or our team captains Hecht and Selina) if you have questions about how you've been moderated. We are at your service!

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[Optimus]

We are at your service! Go fuck yourselves!

[marrec]

How you've been moderated is quite a fucking thing to say lmao

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-make-it-a-feature-to-see-our-mod-history.59530/page-2

Yeah, it would be great if all the Bore and Voat trolls had more information with which they can manipulate the system and maximize their ability to harass and annoy people.

You could, you know, just ask?

THAT'S WHAT HE FUCKING DID WHEN HE MADE THE THREAD!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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That ass tho. Thiccy Mouse.

Why is Mickey so worried that Donald walked him on him fucking his own wife? He should just be like "What the hell, Donald? Sock on the door knob, bro."

Maybe Donald & Minnie were dating back in the day and Mickey is cûcking Donald. 

running around the filter

mods help

[marrec]

Y'all stop harassing people pls I only post on respectable forums

[BisMarckie]

Yeah, it would be great if all the Bore and Voat trolls had more information with which they can manipulate the system and maximize their ability to harass and annoy people.

That sounds like way too much effort for your average Bore shitposter

[Drainage]

Soon ree will be a forum of... moderates?

[stufte]

Yeah, it would be great if all the Bore and Voat trolls had more information with which they can manipulate the system and maximize their ability to harass and annoy people.

The Kree, you could... you know... not read this thread.

[marrec]

Yeah, it would be great if all the Bore and Voat trolls had more information with which they can manipulate the system and maximize their ability to harass and annoy people.

The Kree, you could... you know... not read this thread.

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Bully

[stufte]

Yeah, it would be great if all the Bore and Voat trolls had more information with which they can manipulate the system and maximize their ability to harass and annoy people.

The Kree, you could... you know... not read this thread.

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Bully

Transphobe. 

[Switters]

Shinobi annoyed and harassed me with this vanilla mayonnaise gutless tap-water tighty whitey post.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/11037689/

Give me a Captain America game with the exact same camera and combat as the new God of War.

[Transhuman]

Yeah, it would be great if all the Bore and Voat trolls had more information with which they can manipulate the system and maximize their ability to harass and annoy people.

The Kree, you could... you know... not read this thread.

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Man everytime I see that tweet it cracks me up. Just like the Chappie tweet

[marrec]

Yeah, it would be great if all the Bore and Voat trolls had more information with which they can manipulate the system and maximize their ability to harass and annoy people.

The Kree, you could... you know... not read this thread.

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Bully

Transphobe. 

I'm not a transphobe I just got banned for transphobia

[VomKriege]

How you've been moderated is quite a fucking thing to say lmao

We hope you enjoyed how you've been moderated, please come again (unless you were permed) !

[stufte]

Yeah, it would be great if all the Bore and Voat trolls had more information with which they can manipulate the system and maximize their ability to harass and annoy people.

The Kree, you could... you know... not read this thread.

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Bully

Transphobe. 

I'm not a transphobe I just got banned for transphobia

so you're a reformed transphobe?

[marrec]

Yeah, it would be great if all the Bore and Voat trolls had more information with which they can manipulate the system and maximize their ability to harass and annoy people.

The Kree, you could... you know... not read this thread.

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Bully

Transphobe. 

I'm not a transphobe I just got banned for transphobia

so you're a reformed transphobe?

I was moderated

[james]

TERFs unite

[NegativeCrepe]

Who moderates the moderates?

[Momo]

Who moderates the moderates?

marrec

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-make-it-a-feature-to-see-our-mod-history.59530/page-2

You can always contact the staff (or our team captains Hecht and Selina) if you have questions about how you've been moderated. We are at your service!

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Reminds me of those No Man's Sky comics

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Why are they lying about points?

That's like super duper pathetic.

[agrajag]

Wait, they're not using Actioned anymore?

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-make-it-a-feature-to-see-our-mod-history.59530/page-2

Yeah, it would be great if all the Bore and Voat trolls had more information with which they can manipulate the system and maximize their ability to harass and annoy people.

You could, you know, just ask?

THAT'S WHAT HE FUCKING DID WHEN HE MADE THE THREAD!

Implying we can't already access their post history any time we want using out benjipwns bot. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

yooooo, the resetban site now links to previous infractions for users.

[Tiops]

Do we have any harrassment campaign going on? I'm feeling we're not doing enough for an alt-right troll group.

[HaughtyFrank]

Sorry if some people don't think that being ruffied and forced to wear objectifying dress that would make Mai Shiranui blush so a person can creep at us from a creepy camera for ...


...accumulation of despair reasons is not exactly the most hilarious fun.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/11044326/

Does Platy think she herself stars in videogames?

[Atramental]

Do we have any harrassment campaign going on? I'm feeling we're not doing enough for an alt-right troll group.

Are mere existence as a community of free-thinking individuals is problematic to REers.

[marrec]

Do we have any harrassment campaign going on? I'm feeling we're not doing enough for an alt-right troll group.

Yes you do you keep calling me a transphobe

[BisMarckie]

Anyone who hasn't been banned for transphobia: Please raise your hand.

 

[Atramental]

fuck... 

Is it considered transphobia if I was ribbing Dax01 as my female persona "FemAtra"? 

[Transhuman]

I may have been banned for transphobia Kenny, but at least I am tactful enough to not say something that might offend someone who has lost both of their hands to the diabetes epidemic.

Or don't you thing the stigma that double hand amputees face in society is "real".

[EightBitNate]

I got banned for homophobia once. Like bruh how tf are you afraid of a home 

[Propagandhim]

Do we have any harrassment campaign going on? I'm feeling we're not doing enough for an alt-right troll group.

[HaughtyFrank]

If everyone contacts Stufte's boss, are they harassing Stufte or his boss? 

[ResetBanBot]

Bore alt-right death squads, smdh.

[Transhuman]

I have never been on the wrong side of an issue involving gay rights or a gay person on neogaf or resetera. It's not hard! Gay people are just as good as you or I. And let's be honest: they're usually not just as good, they're even better. If I was doing the trolley problem, and on the tracks were 5 gay guys, and 7 straight guys, I would kill the 7 straight guys. C'mon you genuinely don't think a gay society wouldn't be better? Have you been to San Fransico? They have drones that bring burritos to your front door. Don't tell me that isn't where you want society to head.

[marrec]

I have never been on the wrong side of an issue involving gay rights or a gay person on neogaf or resetera. It's not hard! Gay people are just as good as you or I. And let's be honest: they're usually not just as good, they're even better. If I was doing the trolley problem, and on the tracks were 5 gay guys, and 7 straight guys, I would kill the 7 straight guys. C'mon you genuinely don't think a gay society wouldn't be better? Have you been to San Fransico? They have drones that bring burritos to your front door. Don't tell me that isn't where you want society to head.

Are you blaming late stage capitalism on gay people?

Was that the gay agenda this whole time 

[Atramental]

But why is there so much poop on the San Francisco sidewalks? 

[Cerveza mas fina]

I got banned for homophobia once. Like bruh how tf are you afraid of a home 

I got banned for racism against polacks

[Transhuman]

How many Polack jokes does it take to get banned from Neogaf?