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[Cauliflower Of Love]

Why are we talking about the dude who ate his own tonsillitis stone without missing a beat?

[Propagandhim]

America's original white hispanic good bois

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I was gonna make a joke about ben stiller, but I think he did a skit about that.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

oh it was from the cable guy.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I liked your post, but I don't like like it.

[Propagandhim]

If she didn't rebuy the same exact flavors in the same quantities, you know Ted would give her the spankily wankily of her gosh diddly doodlin' life

[Uncle]

Why are we talking about the dude who ate his own tonsillitis stone without missing a beat?

Oh my god was that confirmed to be what it was?  Everyone said it was a booger

Was that the PR spin, "oh he's been battling tonsillitis, he's a fighter, still on the trail while struggling with it bless his heart"

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Why are we talking about the dude who ate his own tonsillitis stone without missing a beat?

Oh my god was that confirmed to be what it was?  Everyone said it was a booger

Was that the PR spin, "oh he's been battling tonsillitis, he's a fighter, still on the trail while struggling with it bless his heart"

Why would a booger come out of his mouth unless he was already gnawing on it?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

omg why am i enabling this?

[Uncle]

Why are we talking about the dude who ate his own tonsillitis stone without missing a beat?

Oh my god was that confirmed to be what it was?  Everyone said it was a booger

Was that the PR spin, "oh he's been battling tonsillitis, he's a fighter, still on the trail while struggling with it bless his heart"

Why would a booger come out of his mouth unless he was already gnawing on it?

You can exhale strongly in such a way that a loose booger might find its way onto your lip suddenly

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Wow ted cruz defense force on the bore hate site.

[jorma]

User was banned for sassing excel

i saw this post yesterday before bed, and i knew he'd be banned when i woke up. 

But it's nice to see that incel's report button still works as a ban button despite losing the resettler tag, she might have fully recovered from her five minutes in the void.

[clothedmacuser]

The should make up reasons to ban excel and co for 3 months and see how much the fun levels go up while racism remains the same.

[nudemacusers]

Some Latinos can pass for white so they are inherently problematic.

[Raist]

Some Latinos can pass for white so they are inherently problematic.

AKA Latinazis

[paprikastaude]

holy shit Nintenreeees are furious that Sony got into these mini console collections and "stole Nintendo's marketing" As if no one saw this coming and PS1 isn't much more a SNES successor than N64 with its five noteworthy games. Several things about the offer seem very disappointing to me, but I can't say I expected meltdowns over Sony daring to promote it with hand models similar to Nintendo. But then again, I need to remember that this is a forum run by reee's idol Gamexplain.

[paprikastaude]

If Sony worked for IGN they would be getting fired for plagiarism right now.

[HaughtyFrank]

Nintendo online is out

Release the nintards!

Nintendo Online?

Oh, you mean Nintenflix

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintenflix-is-really-sleek-and-fast-it-could-be-amazing-nintendo-online.69373/

[Raist]

OMG IT'S LOADING NES GAMES SOOO FAST. NES GAMES!!!!!!!!! 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

/nintard

[close]

[Tektonic]

OMG IT'S LOADING NES GAMES SOOO FAST. NES GAMES!!!!!!!!! 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

/nintard

[close]

32kb in seconds... Seconds!

[Momo]

Some Latinos can pass for white so they are inherently problematic.

AKA Latinazis

leave whitinos alone

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintenflix-is-really-sleek-and-fast-it-could-be-amazing-nintendo-online.69373/

Look at how fast you can boot up these 30 year old ROM files!

[Tektonic]

It's like I said, no emulator I've ever seen can switch between games as fast as this one, and in a format that is visually appealing on top of it. Going from Batman to TMNT in an alphabetic list of games is slow and boring.

Does it really matter to the experience of playing a game whether or not you can switch between games nearly instantly? Nope, but this isn't something I've seen done before, and usually that is what makes something become impressive or noticeable - being able to do things in a way that hasn't been done before. Still, that doesn't mean it's better than the emulators on PC or whatever, but it is bringing something different to the table from them.

That's NINTENDO POWER

[Momo]

This is why nintendo fandoms should always be eradicated when you see the signs of them growing like weeds on your forum

[Joe Molotov]

You can’t emulate whimsy.

[Flannel Boy]

This shit is complicated. I’m sure Ted Cruz thinks he’s white, but I bet a lot of white people wouldn’t think he’s white. (He’s Cuban, iirc)

His dad is Cuban, his mom's white.

I don't see what's complicated. Cruz's father is both Cuban and of Spanish ancestry (hell his own father was born in Spain). In other words, he is both white and Cuban. What do people think about Gisele Bundchen and Francisco Lachowski?

[Kunai With Chain]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/12810047/

Shit just got real

Uh... Pretty sure Ted Cruz is white whatever if he actually has Latinamerican roots or not*. Most people here will say he is white as fuck.

*Does that poster seriously think he isn’t white because “Cruz”? That is problematic...

From black to white:
Pusha T > Kanye > Drake > Darius Rucker > Herman Cain > Tommy from Power > Ted Cruz > zina bash > Eminem > Justin timberlake > Travis Rhett

This shit is complicated. I’m sure Ted Cruz thinks he’s white, but I bet a lot of white people wouldn’t think he’s white. (He’s Cuban, iirc)

Where is Zimmerman after Rhett?

[nudemacusers]

Some Latinos can pass for white so they are inherently problematic.

AKA Latinazis

I also have nazi hair 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

nintenflix

[james]

OMG IT'S LOADING NES GAMES SOOO FAST. NES GAMES!!!!!!!!! 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

/nintard

[close]

32kb in seconds... Seconds!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintenflix-is-really-sleek-and-fast-it-could-be-amazing-nintendo-online.69373/

Look at how fast you can boot up these 30 year old ROM files!

To be fair, it took like 3 minutes to load a single one of these bad boys into the e-card reader.

[james]

PS Classic is garbage.

Like the NES, none of the games actually hold up. Its a jumbled mess of ugly pixels and fog.

SNES is timeless.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

No Spoilers - Are there movies where the bad guys win?

e: my apologies to switters for top of paging again. 

[thetylerrob]

Tekken 3 is godlike you lil bitch

[Momo]

lots of asian cinema ends with 'bad' endings

[thetylerrob]

"Why does the Playstation Classic have to load games when the Nintendo Switch can boot NES games in seconds?" - Future Nintendie threads.

Play it tactical 

[thisismyusername]

Tekken 3 is godlike you lil bitch

R4 is solid. (But I haven't gone back to it, so I dunno if that still holds).

Drifting/sliding around tracks.

[thetylerrob]

FF7 is still a good old school jrpg despite it's reputation being slowly eroded by elite squads of tactical actioners Nintardery.

[paprikastaude]

Many NES and even more PS1 games hold up fine if you aren't a dirty casuhl. Throwing Mario Bros. 3 or Resident Evil 2 under the bus

[BisMarckie]

MGS is still the best Metal Gear.

Don't @ me.

[PogiJones]

One guy made an "otter" pun in a direct thread.

For some reason that I can only assume is that it's the forum's first exposure to slight humor, they've made "otter" into a lame meme.

E.g. this poll.

[porkbun]

They haven't even announced 5% of the games on the fucking thing.

5 out of 20 is 25%.

 

[headwalk]

weird to see reee citing a half englisn half spanish kid as an example of latinxxx representation.

the whole idea of latino as an ethnic minority mental to me as a brit. they're just another dirty shade of european like the teutons, nords, slavs or any other continental underclass.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

One guy made an "otter" pun in a direct thread.

For some reason that I can only assume is that it's the forum's first exposure to slight humor, they've made "otter" into a lame meme.

E.g. this poll.

They otter be careful lest they get labeled as homophobes.

[PogiJones]

They haven't even announced 5% of the games on the fucking thing.

5 out of 20 is 25%.

 

Oh, I had only seen that they announced ff7. Fuck me then.

1 out of 20 would still be 5%

[Uncle]

MGS is still the best Metal Gear.

Don't @ me.

It won't be on the PS1 mini because it doesn't have dual shock

You can't get that arm massage in the prison cell 

[Raist]

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Everything.

[who is ted danson?]

27 pages and counting of pure, unfiltered, butthurt

https://www.resetera.com/threads/xbox-reaction-to-ps-classic-play-500-classic-titles-on-your-xbox-one-today-totally-for-free.69435/

[Joe Molotov]

Micro$oft lied, gamers cried

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-is-the-idea-that-ww2-was-good-guy-vs-bad-guy-war-so-prevalent.69522/

I always suspected Heromanz is distinguished mentally-challenged

[HaughtyFrank]

27 pages and counting of pure, unfiltered, butthurt

https://www.resetera.com/threads/xbox-reaction-to-ps-classic-play-500-classic-titles-on-your-xbox-one-today-totally-for-free.69435/

Console wars are back baby.

This thread is also fun

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-love-this-trend-of-retro-micro-console.69455/

Waking up to the news of playstation classic has me grinning like an idiot.

I know there is an argument for backwards compatibility but honestly it's a bit silly to play games 20 to 30 years old on a machine designed to push the latest and greatest.

Additionally, I think it's nice to have these games all stored separately so that a person doesn't start hoarding all these games they likely will barely play when given the option to play something newer.

And I think the last great thing about these micro consoles is that they really nail the nostalgia factor. Offering the best the consoles have to offer with none of the bloat in a small and attractive form factor.

So what do you think, are these micro consoles a suitable replacement for backwards compatibility for very old games?

"Actually it's great that you have to pay $100"

[Cauliflower Of Love]

era gaming side is even worse than gaf gaming side

holy shit

[bork]

27 pages and counting of pure, unfiltered, butthurt

https://www.resetera.com/threads/xbox-reaction-to-ps-classic-play-500-classic-titles-on-your-xbox-one-today-totally-for-free.69435/

Although that's pretty dumb wording on Microsoft's part.  The games aren't "free."  Just say "we offer backwards-compatibility for 500+ titles whereas the others do not." 

[Vertigo]

From the AstroTurf thread

https://www.resetera.com/threads/astroturfing-and-extreme-fanboys.69504/page-2

would you look at this guy 

Some of the OT's, feature threads and consistency of on brand threads definitely seem suspiciously high in volume or quality, and often it's the same handful of people making them predominantly for certain brands, eg Klobrille and Theorry for Microsoft and BAD for Apple. Being a fan in terms of posting habits is one thing, but consistently being the ones to create certain brand related news and feature threads is slightly different. Then again I've made one high quality OT before, but it was simple and I actually just borrowed the images lol.

No mention of the Sony shilling what a surprise.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

27 pages and counting of pure, unfiltered, butthurt

https://www.resetera.com/threads/xbox-reaction-to-ps-classic-play-500-classic-titles-on-your-xbox-one-today-totally-for-free.69435/

Although that's pretty dumb wording on Microsoft's part.  The games aren't "free."  Just say "we offer backwards-compatibility for 500+ titles whereas the others do not." 

The free refers to the mechanism of playing the games i.e. the emulator/mini console

[Bore Expert]

era gaming side is even worse than gaf gaming side

holy shit

It’s the exact same idiots.

 Nexus of hardcore gamers 

[Broseidon]

what is play it tactical a reference to

[Bore Expert]

what is play it tactical a reference to

Navigating the Taco Bell value menu late at night while drunk
 

[paprikastaude]

The forum is run by professional shills and even more openly horrid fanboys than before. I don't remember GAF even at its worst being this laughably lenient on punishing manbaby wars (except during the end when even on gaming all they moderated was politics). Nor do I remember the mod team being this involved in cheerleading themselves. Some reee getting banned for saying 'don't play Kirby' was something else 

edit: and let's not forget GAF still allowed to trash joke sites like Kotaku, not protect them

[FStop7]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/teens-are-protesting-in-class-presentations.69418

basic human interactions are hard

[Nintex]

The forum is run by professional shills and even more openly horrid fanboys than before. I don't remember GAF even at its worst being this laughably lenient on punishing manbaby wars (except during the end when even on gaming all they moderated was politics). Nor do I remember the mod team being this involved in cheerleading themselves. Some reee getting banned for saying 'don't play Kirby' was something else 

edit: and let's not forget GAF still allowed to trash joke sites like Kotaku, not protect them

Didn't the Schrier dickriding start on GAF?

"Press sneak fuck"

"LOL LOL GAF MEMES LOL LOL"

"RESET THE CLOCK"

"LOL LOL ERA MEMES LOL LOL"