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[thisismyusername]

Just had a look at NeoGAF for the first time in ages. So they no longer ban people there?

Can't ban the shitheels if they're the only thing keeping the site alive.

[stufte]

Just had a look at NeoGAF for the first time in ages. So they no longer ban people there?

Yah it's still a garbage fire there, but in a different way than REE is a garbage fire.

Ree is the annoying "progressive" shithead uni kid and GAF is the drunk racist uncle who went to community college arguing at Thanksgiving who won't STFU and let us eat in peace.

[james]

Has anybody here missed me

[Cauliflower Of Love]

those mods are so unfunny.

Like this title change doesn't make any sense:

we implemented emoji on this forum, you cowards

changed from

implement emojis on this forum, you cowards

Like I know they were trying to be cheeky but like, at least make sense.

[Klelk]

Dark theme stays dark, until you leave the page 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

those mods are so unfunny.

What? No, they're crazy fun at parties, look, they added a whole new subforum to archive all those hilarious moments the community has come up with in the last year.

Look, there's, uh, that time someone used a dreamcast to acess the forum. Crazy!
And do you remember the time there wasn't a nintendo direct? Do you remember? Do you remember that time? That time there wasn't a nintendo direct? Do you remember it? That time?
 

Treasured memories of threads past.

[thisismyusername]

Dark theme stays dark, until you leave the page 
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PogiBB already complained about that, but I'm liking this for having an image.

[thisismyusername]

Has anybody here missed me

Only so long until Reddit does the same

Easily in the running for WOAT poster poll now.

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

I couldn't put my finger on why threads were looking so atrocious, but aside from the obvious dead space issues, it turns out that all posts in a given thread are just weirdly off-center

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[close]

Resetera really refuses to be a platform for this "center" bullshit 

[benjipwns]

clicking "SUBSCRIBE NOW" for Era Clear just takes me back to the top of the page no matter how many times I click it

[remy]

I couldn't put my finger on why threads were looking so atrocious, but aside from the obvious dead space issues, it turns out that all posts in a given thread are just weirdly off-center

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Not far enough left for me

[BisMarckie]

Oh my god, why is that thing on the front page slanted?


I demand that to be fixed or I will seriously consider removing resetera from my ublock whitelist and therefore pirate eraclear

[benjipwns]

My point is that it is tranphobic to exclude in the broader categories. Like I said, if a person don't want to see black women in the default category we say "fuck you" because black women are women and to exclude them is racist.

[remy]

Oh my god, why is that thing on the front page slanted?


I demand that to be fixed or I will seriously consider removing resetera from my ublock whitelist and therefore pirate eraclear

Not like buying eraclear works anyway 

dunno how i'm gonna treat my ance now 

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-trans-porn-be-a-category.84631/post-15607684

I frequent a private porn torrent site called Empornium.

PIRATE

[remy]

My point is that it is tranphobic to exclude in the broader categories. Like I said, if a person don't want to see black women in the default category we say "fuck you" because black women are women and to exclude them is racist.

More hot takes from the genius that spat out "they should turn bayonetta into the drag queen Divine +armpit hair otherwise she isn't empowering to women"

[benjipwns]

all of this is just why

why slanted

why slanted background orbs penetrating it

why can't i subscribe to era clear

[BisMarckie]

clicking "SUBSCRIBE NOW" for Era Clear just takes me back to the top of the page no matter how many times I click it

Can you expense eraclear on the Koch Bros account?

[Occam]

Era Clear sounds like acne medication.

[Bananas]

Bananas, what's taking you guys so long to get the site up? Didn't you get a shit load of subscribers to Era Go Clear?

I'm not an admim I just come here to repost gaf stuff and laugh at your era obsession.

[benjipwns]

It's not OK to pirate porn. Natalie Mars has to eat food too. She's not fucking on camera just to get you off for free.

[EightBitNate]

They had to take the site down again; users couldn’t tolerate the banner leaning so far right.

Underrated post

Hey thanks man

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Bananas, what's taking you guys so long to get the site up? Didn't you get a shit load of subscribers to Era Go Clear?

I'm not an admim I just come here to repost gaf stuff and laugh at your era obsession.

narc!

[Nintex]

It's not OK to pirate porn. Natalie Mars has to eat food too. She's not fucking on camera just to get you off for free.

Spoken like true capitalists 

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

so did resetti redesign themselves to look like gaf on purpose or did both sites just use the same ugly premade template?

They're boith trying to spin a xenoforo wide mandatory update if you want to stay secure as a special labour of love that they chose to develop and implement especially with the needs and desires of their users in mind, taking days if not weeks of hard work on their part to integrate

[benjipwns]

At the end of the day we're nothing more than a fetish category to some people. Mature, incest, anal, lesbian... -> transgender

All while a split like straight/gay/trans implies trans is a sexual orientation and a cis man with a trans woman is not a straight couple.

white people problems amirite

[benjipwns]

Showing videos featuring trans performers in search results to people who don't want to see them is just making search functionality worse.

trying to erase minorities from search results, i can't even rite now

[Joe Molotov]

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all of this is just why

why slanted

why slanted background orbs penetrating it

why can't i subscribe to era clear

[Cauliflower Of Love]

My point is that it is tranphobic to exclude in the broader categories. Like I said, if a person don't want to see black women in the default category we say "fuck you" because black women are women and to exclude them is racist.

I can't help but think that post is low key advocating for something like the suprise site.

[benjipwns]

My point is that it is tranphobic to exclude in the broader categories. Like I said, if a person don't want to see black women in the default category we say "fuck you" because black women are women and to exclude them is racist.

I can't help but think that post is low key advocating for something like the suprise site.

really those kinds of sites should be viewed as amazingly progressive, all those dudes overcome their bigotry and let the transgenders make sweet love to them

[benjipwns]

I'm really wondering why the OP never elaborated on this argument, he's been online since he's posted this thread.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I'm really wondering why the OP never elaborated on this argument, he's been online since he's posted this thread.

doxxxed

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dont-worry-guys-i-fixed-it.84785/

Oh, we have fun.

[Kara]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dont-worry-guys-i-fixed-it.84785/

Oh, we have fun.

First reply's avatar and name combo... clearly a member of the Emperor's Children.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dont-worry-guys-i-fixed-it.84785/post-15612679

ACTION ACTION SWARM SWARM

[Jenkem]

dark theme is staying for me, you guys need to delete your cookies or something.. you know, learn basic computing skills.

[stufte]

dark theme with white background is not a dark theme.

[Jenkem]

dark theme with white background is not a dark theme.

this is what I saw when I clicked on a link above



 

[Jenkem]

stufte once again showing his ass when it comes to computers, the absolute state of 'developers' 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

oh, they have emojis now?
👌

edit:
all you era lurkers - please troll endlessly by just using the okay emoji as the entirety of a response when quoting someone who is going off the deep end in their paranoid witch hunts for alt right infiltrators.
It will be hilarious.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sunday-maintenance-post-mortem.84680/

*Whew*

That was an exhausting 14 hours but we've finally gotten the site back up, upgraded to XenForo 2.0, with our brand new theme.
I wanted to provide a summary and post-mortem of what happened over the past 14 hours for those who are interested in what happened.

I originally estimated the maintenance period to take at least 6 hours, consisting of the XF 1.5 -> 2 upgrade, database maintenance / changes, and site configuration. Barring a few issues that set us back about 1-2 hours, this was relatively straightforward, consisting mostly of time to upgrade our sizable database.

At 7:45 PM PST, we decided to reopen the site to the public and immediately got flooded with traffic to the site, on par with what we see during E3 press conferences. At this point, our auto-scaling kicked in to add more resources to our server cluster to handle the influx of traffic. Normally, the worst that usually happens is you'll see intermittent availability for a minute or two as more servers come online.

With the upgrade to XF 2.0 however, we quickly noticed that, under production traffic, XF 2.0 requires significantly more compute resources than 1.5. Our database query distribution algorithms also needed to be tuned to distribute queries evenly amongst our DB cluster. We had performed similar configuration on the beta site, but after handling significantly larger traffic on the production site, we realized we needed to aggressively redistribute certain queries. Additionally, we discovered certain bugs within our version of XF 2.0 that were causing very long query times.

It took a few more hours, a lot of debugging, testing fixes, and debugging again before we were able to get back to normalcy. I wanted to thank everyone for their patience - it was a long day for us all.

Over the next few days, you may see some slowness or general site wonkiness. We're going to be working over the next few days to collect statistics that we will use to further tune our query distribution algorithms to more evenly spread load. You may see some UI bugs here and there - please report them in the Welcome Thread!

Thanks everyone, enjoy the new site!

Love,
delta

told you guys, it was all the minorities that have left

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

evilore with an impeccable sense of timing shuts neogaf down for maintenance, just as the era refugees had tentatively returned to see if its as bad as they hear

[railGUN]

https://www.neogaf.com

We’ll be back soon!

Neogaf is currently undergoing unschedule maintenance.
Please check back soon...

 

[benjipwns]

They have already slashed CPU usage by 50% due to reworking their algorithms!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I like how that post mortem basically confirms the checkbox upgrade.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/shinobi602/status/1069634592397758464

https://twitter.com/shinobi602/status/1069750810920321024

[TVC15]

More like unedited maintenance.

[benjipwns]

I like how that post mortem basically confirms the checkbox upgrade.

That's how Lore of all people was able to put it up randomly over a weekend without even doing an announcement months ahead of time. XF provided an easy upgrade to get everyone off the insecure version.

The only people who wouldn't do it are people who probably already customized everything enough that they could take care of the hole on their own or could do a backend upgrade near silently.

[NegativeCrepe]

https://twitter.com/CuttleSkulls/status/1069694904039694336

get a job you piece of excrement

[Shuri]

another major upgrade fuck up. First the structure reorg and now this

The owner needs to stop listening to his discord clique.

[TVC15]

another major upgrade fuck up. First the structure reorg and now this

The owner needs to stop listening to his discord clique.

What was the structure reorg? Was there a Soviet-esque secret reshuffling of the cabinet?

[remy]

so it was down because they cheap out on hosting 

[benjipwns]

another major upgrade fuck up. First the structure reorg and now this

The owner needs to stop listening to his discord clique.

What was the structure reorg? Was there a Soviet-esque secret reshuffling of the cabinet?

They wanted to reorganize how the forum was laid out because they wanted to crush the communities like Lore did infamously with Rock Band back in the old times.

The "feedback weekend" around it went so well, non of the mods would post in the thread, it ended on Friday and they transferred the thread to the admin forum so they could "examine it in detail" without distraction.

[TVC15]

another major upgrade fuck up. First the structure reorg and now this

The owner needs to stop listening to his discord clique.

What was the structure reorg? Was there a Soviet-esque secret reshuffling of the cabinet?

They wanted to reorganize how the forum was laid out because they wanted to crush the communities like Lore did infamously with Rock Band back in the old times.

The "feedback weekend" around it went so well, non of the mods would post in the thread, it ended on Friday and they transferred the thread to the admin forum so they could "examine it in detail" without distraction.

Oh, that. I thought he meant, like, that SweetNicole started secretly sending Cerium's most trusted transdvisers to gulag-chans in an attempt to lessen his influence on ResetEra or something.

[Phoenix Dark]

Week ban (for now) for insinuating that Milo, who has bragged about unprotected sex and dangerous drug use, might get HIV. "Homophobia" how?
 

[benjipwns]

Oh, that. I thought he meant, like, that SweetNicole started secretly sending Cerium's most trusted transdvisers to gulag-chans in an attempt to lessen his influence on ResetEra or something.

If only ResetERA's staff were that interesting instead of being mold produced.

[benjipwns]

lol at this thread title too

[benjipwns]

the avatars really help you notice half the first page are threads by ZeroX and KSweeley

[TVC15]

the avatars really help you notice half the first page are threads by ZeroX and KSweeley

This would be a great opportunity for Dennis to get his pic out there.

[nachobro]

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lol at this thread title too

i wish it was on friday so i could see the reactions from people who would miss their smash bros deliveries