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FStop7 · « **Reply #3600 on:** April 13, 2018, 11:44:47 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/laser-hair-removal-i-regret-that-i-didnt-do-this-much-earlier.35653/

I honestly hate this fucking guy. Why is he posting about his fucking back hair on a video game forum?

etiolate · « **Reply #3601 on:** April 13, 2018, 11:52:40 AM »

No Reeee thread on the Bullyhunters fiasco is a disappointment.

Did the forum have enough sense to dodge that bullet?

tummyfat · « **Reply #3602 on:** April 13, 2018, 12:03:48 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on April 13, 2018, 11:44:47 AM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/laser-hair-removal-i-regret-that-i-didnt-do-this-much-earlier.35653/

I honestly hate this fucking guy. Why is he posting about his fucking back hair on a video game forum?

Tabris is the best. He would trigger the fuck out of Evilore by posting pictures of his luxurious condominium and vacations on GAF

I think he eventually got banned for it

Nintex · « **Reply #3603 on:** April 13, 2018, 12:08:12 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on April 13, 2018, 11:41:47 AM

tfw you accidentally fat-finger all 3 of your keybinded responses to a Trump thread.

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I can't believe the amount of Trump defense force right now. This is the hill you want to die on? What a time to be alive.
https://www.resetera.com/posts/6712529/

He got that wrong. None of us are defending him, we are 'encouraging' him. Just like the people who like his Tweets.

It's like when a monkey starts to fling poo at the zoo. You encourage it to keep going and improve its aim.

jorma · « **Reply #3604 on:** April 13, 2018, 12:24:15 PM »

Quote from: tummyfat on April 13, 2018, 12:03:48 PM

Quote from: FStop7 on April 13, 2018, 11:44:47 AM
https://www.resetera.com/threads/laser-hair-removal-i-regret-that-i-didnt-do-this-much-earlier.35653/

I honestly hate this fucking guy. Why is he posting about his fucking back hair on a video game forum?

Tabris is the best. He would trigger the fuck out of Evilore by posting pictures of his luxurious condominium and vacations on GAF

I think he eventually got banned for it

But Tabris have zero chill, unlike that Swedish dude. I forgot his name, but he used to post pictures and blog about blonde twins, fishing trips and luxurious lifestyle. Fuck, me and names :X.

Boredfrom · « **Reply #3605 on:** April 13, 2018, 12:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on April 13, 2018, 12:08:12 PM

Quote from: 213372bu on April 13, 2018, 11:41:47 AM
tfw you accidentally fat-finger all 3 of your keybinded responses to a Trump thread.

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I can't believe the amount of Trump defense force right now. This is the hill you want to die on? What a time to be alive.
https://www.resetera.com/posts/6712529/
He got that wrong. None of us are defending him, we are 'encouraging' him. Just like the people who like his Tweets.

It's like when a monkey starts to fling poo at the zoo. You encourage it to keep going and improve its aim.

So what happens when he throws shit to you?

nachobro · « **Reply #3606 on:** April 13, 2018, 12:37:30 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ketchup-or-mayo-why-not-both-heinz-teasing-mayochup.35966/

they can't even react to a normal food product without hyperbolic whining

nachobro · « **Reply #3607 on:** April 13, 2018, 12:46:34 PM »

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/bullyhunters-a-collective-to-combat-female-bullying-in-games-seems-to-be-little-more-than-an-advertisement-for-steelseries-headsets.1461916/

Also this seems to be a pretty good rundown of this Bully Hunter thing. A useful GAF post in 2018, who woulda thunk!

etiolate · « **Reply #3608 on:** April 13, 2018, 12:57:23 PM »

Yeah I'm looking through that.

FunSlower · « **Reply #3609 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:19:21 PM »

that god of war review thread is embarrassing

nachobro · « **Reply #3610 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:23:02 PM »

more than a normal review thread?

tummyfat · « **Reply #3611 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:26:41 PM »

Imagine making a gif every time the metacritic ranking of a consumer product ticked up

FunSlower · « **Reply #3612 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:27:42 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 13, 2018, 01:23:02 PM

more than a normal review thread?

absofuckinglutely

Jansen · « **Reply #3613 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:35:58 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mexican-boxer-destroys-american-fighter-wearing-trump-wall-shorts.36005/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6718107/

Quote from: hjort, post: 6718107, member: 32110

A nice combination of a few right hooks and a very tolerant left.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #3614 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:36:14 PM »

Quote from: FunSlower on April 13, 2018, 01:19:21 PM

that god of war review thread is embarrassing

I dipped in, got to a post that started ‘why do we care’, and then when it ended with ‘more about metacritic than opencritic’ something inside me died on the spot.

That sunhi gif is the first I’ve seen of the game and it definitely looks shit hot. Given that I’m just embarking on the Witcher 3, and I got that fucker free with my graphics card two years ago, I can’t see me playing it until PS4 Pros are being thrown out by nieces and nephews. Still, does look cool.

Jansen · « **Reply #3615 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:39:51 PM »

jesus sonyponies are gonna be as annoying wih god of war as nintards were with botw

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #3616 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:41:30 PM »

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You know the game mechanics are good when a journo is complaining about it being too complex.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6689589/

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3617 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:42:47 PM »

I will never understand people getting excited or sad over a metacritc score.

Only people who should care are the developers and publishers since it's their product and they might get bonuses depending on the final score.

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #3618 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 13, 2018, 01:42:47 PM

I will never understand people getting excited or sad over a metacritc score.

Only people who should care are the developers and publishers since it's their product and they might get bonuses depending on the final score.

Sorry I can't hear you over this (soundless) montage of metacritic scores

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/unfinishedopenkob
https://www.resetera.com/posts/6691117/

nachobro · « **Reply #3619 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:47:50 PM »

okay yeah that's extra fucking embarassing

EightBitNate · « **Reply #3620 on:** April 13, 2018, 01:59:44 PM »

Quote from: FunSlower on April 13, 2018, 01:27:42 PM

Quote from: nachobro on April 13, 2018, 01:23:02 PM
more than a normal review thread?

absofuckinglutely

Highlights?

Jansen · « **Reply #3621 on:** April 13, 2018, 02:00:08 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6690471/

EightBitNate · « **Reply #3622 on:** April 13, 2018, 02:03:40 PM »

nvm just checked

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95 is definitely a sexier number than 94. 96 is pretty sexy too.

they’re sexualizing numbers

Jansen · « **Reply #3623 on:** April 13, 2018, 02:03:52 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6719727/

Nintex · « **Reply #3624 on:** April 13, 2018, 02:14:22 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on April 13, 2018, 02:00:08 PM

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6690471/

Leave Blackadder alone dickwads.

They'd have panic attacks watching it with all the sexism, T R A N S P H O B I A and racism.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #3625 on:** April 13, 2018, 02:18:49 PM »

I like the people counting in Game of the Year awards.

"RDR2 will be 95+ 100% sure. I would say their scores are inflated though. For example back in 2013 GTA 5 got 97 MC and TLOU got 95 MC. Yet TLOU swept the vast majority of the GOTY awards (in fact it is to this day the 2nd most awarded/GOTYed game ever)."

What the fuck is he/she even going on about?

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3626 on:** April 13, 2018, 02:22:53 PM »

Quote from: HaughtyFrank on April 13, 2018, 01:46:12 PM

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 13, 2018, 01:42:47 PM
I will never understand people getting excited or sad over a metacritc score.

Only people who should care are the developers and publishers since it's their product and they might get bonuses depending on the final score.

Sorry I can't hear you over this (soundless) montage of metacritic scores

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/unfinishedopenkob
https://www.resetera.com/posts/6691117/

Who needs to hire marketing people when these idiots will do it for free?

tummyfat · « **Reply #3627 on:** April 13, 2018, 02:41:05 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 13, 2018, 02:22:53 PM

Quote from: HaughtyFrank on April 13, 2018, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 13, 2018, 01:42:47 PM
I will never understand people getting excited or sad over a metacritc score.

Only people who should care are the developers and publishers since it's their product and they might get bonuses depending on the final score.

Sorry I can't hear you over this (soundless) montage of metacritic scores

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/unfinishedopenkob
https://www.resetera.com/posts/6691117/

Who needs to hire marketing people when these idiots will do it for free?

https://twitter.com/shinobi602/status/984862665054085123

https://twitter.com/shinobi602/status/984856057766907904

Rockstar probably don't give a shit about 'sweeping GOTY' awards, only neckbeards like you give a shit about that stuff

FStop7 · « **Reply #3628 on:** April 13, 2018, 02:43:04 PM »

He'll remember to vote for God of War.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #3629 on:** April 13, 2018, 02:44:25 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on April 13, 2018, 02:03:40 PM

nvm just checked

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95 is definitely a sexier number than 94. 96 is pretty sexy too.

they’re sexualizing numbers

Nothin’ wrong with a nice round figure.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3630 on:** April 13, 2018, 02:49:41 PM »

Quote from: tummyfat on April 13, 2018, 02:41:05 PM

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 13, 2018, 02:22:53 PM
Quote from: HaughtyFrank on April 13, 2018, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 13, 2018, 01:42:47 PM
I will never understand people getting excited or sad over a metacritc score.

Only people who should care are the developers and publishers since it's their product and they might get bonuses depending on the final score.

Sorry I can't hear you over this (soundless) montage of metacritic scores

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/unfinishedopenkob
https://www.resetera.com/posts/6691117/

Who needs to hire marketing people when these idiots will do it for free?
https://twitter.com/shinobi602/status/984862665054085123

https://twitter.com/shinobi602/status/984856057766907904

Rockstar probably don't give a shit about 'sweeping GOTY' awards, only neckbeards like you give a shit about that stuff

Nah man, I'm sure companies care more about plastic crap than money. Rockstar is probably going to delay RDR2 into next year so they can guarantee the awards.

Also, someone let Shinobi know that there's two "Guardian 10/10" in that image.

REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK · « **Reply #3631 on:** April 13, 2018, 03:11:58 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on April 13, 2018, 02:14:22 PM

Quote from: Jansen on April 13, 2018, 02:00:08 PM
https://www.resetera.com/posts/6690471/

Leave Blackadder alone dickwads.

They'd have panic attacks watching it with all the sexism, T R A N S P H O B I A and racism.

Bob

*resetera explodes*

Jansen · « **Reply #3632 on:** April 13, 2018, 03:34:08 PM »

Bill Cosby accuser admits concocting story for memoir
https://www.resetera.com/threads/bill-cosby-accuser-admits-concocting-story-for-memoir.36027/

ShaheedMalik

tummyfat · « **Reply #3633 on:** April 13, 2018, 03:35:37 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on April 13, 2018, 03:34:08 PM

Bill Cosby accuser admits concocting story for memoir

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bill-cosby-accuser-admits-concocting-story-for-memoir.36027/

I love threads with misleading thread titles

A bunch of people came out in defense of Bill Fucking Cosby in that one

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #3634 on:** April 13, 2018, 03:40:09 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bill-cosby-accuser-admits-concocting-story-for-memoir.36027/

Guy who stans for Farrakhan, calls Roseanne a nazi, and is now trying to prove Bill Cosby is innocent.

Straight Edge · « **Reply #3635 on:** April 13, 2018, 03:41:13 PM »

Quote from: tummyfat on April 13, 2018, 03:35:37 PM

Quote from: Jansen on April 13, 2018, 03:34:08 PM
Bill Cosby accuser admits concocting story for memoir

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bill-cosby-accuser-admits-concocting-story-for-memoir.36027/
I love threads with misleading thread titles

A bunch of people came out in defense of Bill Fucking Cosby in that one

Shitty posts by white poster = ban
Shitty posts by black poster = close thread and pretend it didn't happen.

Jansen · « **Reply #3636 on:** April 13, 2018, 03:41:33 PM »

Locked but I bet he wasn't junior'd

Straight Edge · « **Reply #3637 on:** April 13, 2018, 03:45:14 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on April 13, 2018, 03:41:33 PM

Locked but I bet he wasn't junior'd

You know damn well he won't and you know why.

Jansen · « **Reply #3638 on:** April 13, 2018, 03:54:30 PM »

Well they did get bant at least

Jansen · « **Reply #3639 on:** April 13, 2018, 04:02:35 PM »

Suck my arsehole as u slice ur taint open with a razor

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #3640 on:** April 13, 2018, 04:03:25 PM »

Nah, that dude won't last. Next time he goes after someone all you have to do is say, "don't you support cosby/Farrakhan." He's on borrowed time now.

etiolate · « **Reply #3641 on:** April 13, 2018, 04:04:05 PM »

Did he get banned for supporting Farrakhan? Or is the Cosby defense his first ban?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3642 on:** April 13, 2018, 04:17:54 PM »

Quote from: riotous on April 13, 2018, 04:05:05 PM

Quote from: Jansen on April 13, 2018, 04:02:35 PM
Suck my arsehole as u slice ur taint open with a razor

I pluck my ass hairs each individually, no razor comes close to my taint.

What do u pluck with asking for a friend

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3643 on:** April 13, 2018, 04:18:15 PM »

Quote from: riotous on April 13, 2018, 03:58:03 PM

Love when you guys do that whole "that user is protected cuzz.... uhhh... you know.. uhh..I mean..." and then they get banned.

bore annihilated

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #3644 on:** April 13, 2018, 04:50:00 PM »

Quote from: riotous on April 13, 2018, 03:58:03 PM

Love when you guys do that whole "that user is protected cuzz.... uhhh... you know.. uhh..I mean..." and then they get banned.

That's really not fair. No one was pussyfooting around the reason

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3645 on:** April 13, 2018, 05:03:23 PM »

Quote from: HaughtyFrank on April 13, 2018, 10:50:06 AM

A few hours ago the resetera logo had the r replaced with Kratos' axe but now it's gone. Don't tell me they only did this to celebrate the reviews

Edit: ah, Duckroll got mad

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]Feedback: The logo change is really stupid and encourages stupid hyperbolic fan behavior in the community. There's no reason for a general gaming forum with a diverse community with different interests to go all in and make the logo about a big game release. At best it feels like free (or secretly paid?!) stealth marketing, at worst it feels like a bunch of desperate fanboys in the administration team getting ahead of themselves. I'm sure neither of this is true, but I think it's bad perception and honestly stupid.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6692681/

Apparently did the gow game director make a post on re and the admins instantly kissed his ass in their enternal struggle to get recognition

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At least Google is clear about the events the special logos are celebrating. This was just an axe tagged as "Cory in the House".

For future logo changes, drop the memes and link to something that explains the change to the uninitiated.

Oh and don't act like douchebags when users bring up legitimate concerns and offer feedback.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6726751/

Mods Help?!?

Assimilate · « **Reply #3646 on:** April 13, 2018, 05:11:08 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on April 13, 2018, 04:56:53 PM

None of you can call yourselves men if you haven't shaved your poop shute with a double edged safety razor.

Yeah and then take a nice sandy stroll on the beach and come back with your ass chafed like a MOTHERFUCKER

Propagandhim · « **Reply #3647 on:** April 13, 2018, 05:13:19 PM »

Quote from: riotous on April 13, 2018, 04:57:41 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 13, 2018, 04:17:54 PM
What do u pluck with asking for a friend

My bare hands.

Quote from: HaughtyFrank on April 13, 2018, 04:50:00 PM
That's really not fair. No one was pussyfooting around the reason

I didn't see StraightEdges embarrassing post at first, only the more vague post about how the poster won't get junior'd.

Main point being this happens a lot here; "That thread has no bans! No warnings! It's all because racial conspiracy!" As if those things happen in real time on re; they have to get together in their super serious mod forum and make super important decisions first dont cha know?

I mean there's some favoritism here or there but if there's one thing about Resetera; they love banning and warning to much to completely protect everyone from it lol.

Pretty sure you can acknowledge that there's an obvious racial bias on the forum without implicating someone as a conspiracy theorist.

Atramental · « **Reply #3648 on:** April 13, 2018, 05:18:17 PM »

"Special occasions" meaning a thoroughly good beaking?

stufte · « **Reply #3649 on:** April 13, 2018, 05:30:56 PM »

Ooooh, the #bullyhunters thread is up on Reee!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bullyhunters-is-the-greatest-thing-in-gaming-in-2018.36049/

my bet is it will be locked for being a negative for the "narrative".

Nabbis · « **Reply #3650 on:** April 13, 2018, 05:31:05 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on April 13, 2018, 05:14:05 PM

For the record, I am not joking. On special occasions I really do shave my asshole with this badboy.

Like we are supposed to believe you even sprouted pubic hair yet. $:-\$

Momo · « **Reply #3651 on:** April 13, 2018, 05:47:30 PM »

Quote from: stufte on April 13, 2018, 05:30:56 PM

Ooooh, the #bullyhunters thread is up on Reee!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bullyhunters-is-the-greatest-thing-in-gaming-in-2018.36049/

my bet is it will be locked for being a negative for the "narrative".

gonna be honest i spent half my work day today laughing at this dumb bullshit

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3652 on:** April 13, 2018, 05:50:13 PM »

I shave my anoos and I’m straight

etiolate · « **Reply #3653 on:** April 13, 2018, 05:57:02 PM »

Reset can't manage to laugh at the train wreck. Defaults to pearl clutching. Poor OP can't communicate that this is funny to the community.

Jansen · « **Reply #3654 on:** April 13, 2018, 06:06:30 PM »

Quote from: clothedmacuser on April 13, 2018, 03:40:09 PM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bill-cosby-accuser-admits-concocting-story-for-memoir.36027/

Guy who stans for Farrakhan, calls Roseanne a nazi, and is now trying to prove Bill Cosby is innocent.

Went from one week to Perma

User banned (permanent): Attempting to construct a false narrative about sexual assault by omission of information

FStop7 · « **Reply #3655 on:** April 13, 2018, 06:12:15 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on April 13, 2018, 04:02:35 PM

Suck my arsehole as u slice ur taint open with a razor

That sounds like it would be really awkward!

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6720294/

Golden Pigeon permed for being a piece of dogshit.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #3656 on:** April 13, 2018, 06:17:12 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on April 13, 2018, 06:06:30 PM

Quote from: clothedmacuser on April 13, 2018, 03:40:09 PM
https://www.resetera.com/threads/bill-cosby-accuser-admits-concocting-story-for-memoir.36027/

Guy who stans for Farrakhan, calls Roseanne a nazi, and is now trying to prove Bill Cosby is innocent.

Went from one week to Perma

User banned (permanent): Attempting to construct a false narrative about sexual assault by omission of information

Crap, I never had a chance to throw up his Farrakhan shit and say, "Hmmmmm?" You know, like a real turd would.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3657 on:** April 13, 2018, 06:20:33 PM »

Two poc permanently banned in one day is problematic af

kingv · « **Reply #3658 on:** April 13, 2018, 06:20:56 PM »

Quote from: riotous on April 13, 2018, 05:22:47 PM

Quote from: Propagandhim on April 13, 2018, 05:13:19 PM
Pretty sure you can acknowledge that there's an obvious racial bias on the forum without implicating someone as a conspiracy theorist.

Well there has been some actual conspiring in the BCT as posted here; meaning the mods clearly did favors and then cleaned up the posts to remove the favor asking.

I don't really find the word "conspiracy" all that insulting and didn't mean it that way. I just mean to make fun of the knee jerk reaction here that often ends up wrong.

As a side note instead of talking about punching up and down can we start calling it Shoryuken and Ground Pound?

On second though, Jax does the ground pound, so that might be an example of ground pounding by suggesting that a black character’s special move is negative.

Butt Stomp? We can still drag dagos, right?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3659 on:** April 13, 2018, 06:25:40 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on April 13, 2018, 05:14:05 PM

For the record, I am not joking. On special occasions I really do shave my asshole with this badboy.

(Image removed from quote.)

Seriously? A safety razor? Not a disposable?

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