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[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-harrison-ford-just-trying-to-relive-his-past-movie-glories-in-his-old-age.37614/

Harrison “FUCK YOU GIVE ME MONEY”  Ford

Cybersai is a 12 year old or a 32 year old with special needs.

[Jansen]

Cybersai and shin Bobo dakes make the worst threads

[porkbun]

I didn't even realize it came out today, and could care less to be honest. I was surprised when a friend showed his box. But I hate building things and don't want to risk damaging a Switch with weird cardboard things.

This dude is afraid of damaging his Switch with cardboard

is that the guy who liked colouring books from gaf? ocd something

Not sure if that's the same person, but the guy on GAF was OCD Chewie.  Big fucking creep.  Had a thread where he was angry a underage homeless girl wouldn't get in his car to get Burger King.  Admitted stuff in the dating thread like jerking off about the same girl but having to finish into a condom because he felt dirty.  Eventually had his account voluntarily nuked, probably because he bragged about having multiple Xboxes -- that were paid for with government disability checks from his "crippling" anxiety -- because he didn't want a speck of dust on any of them.

[TVC15]

I didn't even realize it came out today, and could care less to be honest. I was surprised when a friend showed his box. But I hate building things and don't want to risk damaging a Switch with weird cardboard things.

This dude is afraid of damaging his Switch with cardboard

is that the guy who liked colouring books from gaf? ocd something

Not sure if that's the same person, but the guy on GAF was OCD Chewie.  Big fucking creep.  Had a thread where he was angry a underage homeless girl wouldn't get in his car to get Burger King.  Admitted stuff in the dating thread like jerking off about the same girl but having to finish into a condom because he felt dirty.  Eventually had his account voluntarily nuked, probably because he bragged about having multiple Xboxes -- that were paid for with government disability checks from his "crippling" anxiety -- because he didn't want a speck of dust on any of them.

This is awesome. I want more. I guarantee this is the kind of shit that keeps Stotsa so secretive. At the very least, the bitch has some sonarrat-sized cat skeletons in his closet.

[agrajag]

hope you burn your mouth with a soup dumpling 

[TVC15]

I'm going to be in your area on the 27th again so offer's still open to meet up over lunch! I'm thinking dim sum.

I think you and me should do battle at the Nihon Whisky Lounge.

[Boredfrom]

Worst one I saw was when I went to a Q+A screening of Valkyrie with Bryan Singer and some guy asked how he could cast Tom Cruise, who is a known Scientologist. The interviewer/host of the Q+A apologised to Singer and tried to move on, then the dude who asked the question - along with about 10 other dudes sitting next to him in the same row, all got up, put Guy Fawkes masks on and stormed out of the theatre together.

I wish I was making this shit up.

Yeah, poor Bryan Singer and Tom Cruise

[TVC15]

Is that a sexual euphemism? Because if so, I'm in.

It’s right by the best drag club and the SF Eagle, so you can get any kind of dick your grandpappy would’ve liked. Also right next to my favorite izakaya joint. But it would take a miracle to get me out.  Maybe on a Saturday.

[thisismyusername]

I'm going to be in your area on the 27th again so offer's still open to meet up over lunch! I'm thinking dim sum.

Hint: He's telling you to kill him, TVC. Your fetish wishes are being fulfilled and you're sitting here going "Friday is no good for me."

[clothedmacuser]

Shostakovich, you accidently sent me the PM about wanting to have your penis cut off and cooked by TVC so you could eat it together.

Just a heads up.

[Transhuman]

I was talking to this 25 y/o dude with a beard yesterday and I got this strong urge to kiss him on the mouth. But i'm 100% not gay. Man, feelings are weird.

Maybe you guys are gaying up my brain.

[Oblivion]

Anyone liking Jansens post is going on a list.

Nothing against your kid personally, dude, but newborns are universally hideous creatures.

I'm sure the baby's going to be utterly adorable in a few months, but please refrain from posting any more pics until then.

[team filler]

 

[clothedmacuser]

Anyone liking Jansens post is going on a list.

Nothing against your kid personally, dude, but newborns are universally hideous creatures.

I'm sure the baby's going to be utterly adorable in a few months, but please refrain from posting any more pics until then.

They look like the guild navigators from the Dune movie. 

Except yours mac. 

[clothedmacuser]

This is genius



Or the cat milking scene.  But making I'm thinking of Meet the Parents.

[samir]

who's the biggest bitch of the bore?

[nudemacusers]

Anyone liking Jansens post is going on a list.

Nothing against your kid personally, dude, but newborns are universally hideous creatures.

I'm sure the baby's going to be utterly adorable in a few months, but please refrain from posting any more pics until then.

To paraphrase the late roger ebert, someday my daughter will be adorable, but you will always be hideous.

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jk bb ur gorg

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[nudemacusers]

Review score threads give me life

God of War – 8

HAHAHAHAHHAHA PISS OFF

I mean, an 8 is an excellent game, right?

Of course, I never care about scores anyways. Its just funny how EDGE always likes to play the "Im not like everyone" role so hard



Edit:

Clickbait reviews suck

Those print pubs and their clickbait

[Optimus]

Anyone liking Jansens post is going on a list.

Nothing against your kid personally, dude, but newborns are universally hideous creatures.

I'm sure the baby's going to be utterly adorable in a few months, but please refrain from posting any more pics until then.

Or just don't post pics at all. If I wanted to see pics of kids I don't care about I would have kept my facebook account.

[kingv]

I was talking to this 25 y/o dude with a beard yesterday and I got this strong urge to kiss him on the mouth. But i'm 100% not gay. Man, feelings are weird.

Maybe you guys are gaying up my brain.

Sometimes I worry that I get urges to say or so really inappropriate shit, but then when I’m like 80 I won’t have the wherewithal to actually control myself.

[Transhuman]

I always do whatever shit pops in my head unless it's sexual harassment.

[nudemacusers]

Man if I knew posting my spawn would trigger you all so much I’d do it much more frequently

[Mr Gilhaney]

you know that amir0x will no doubt be reading the thread, when he gets parole soon.   

[nudemacusers]

Who among us wouldn’t be honored to have a prestigious member of the neogaf mod pantheon fiddle themselves to images of their children?

[Mr Gilhaney]

that's the attitude

but you must remember this is just one of his many fetishes, so don't be too sure your children are good enough for him.

[nudemacusers]

Well by the time he’s released they’ll probably be aged out of consideration   :'(

[HaughtyFrank]

that's the attitude

but you must remember this is just one of his many fetishes, so don't be too sure your children are good enough for him.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Who among us wouldn’t be honored to have a prestigious member of the neogaf mod pantheon fiddle themselves to images of their children?

[ZombieSupaStar]

KCD gets RE upset. Probably because the guy is the studio co founder, so RE has no leverage.

[thisismyusername]

Wrath: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/8dukf3/a_rich_emirati_teenager_muses_how_not_being_poor/

[Averon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/scouser-sentenced-to-community-service-for-posting-rap-lyrics-on-insta-included-the-n-word.37500/

Given Reee's hatred for "muh slippery slope" arguments, you'd think this is the last case they would stan for. Never to disappoint, you still got several people there actually agreeing with this decision. I mean, you can't get mad when people accuse you of being authoritarian and people bringing up slippy slopes arguments if you think posting rap lyrics in a clearly non-hateful way is tantamount to hate speech and deserve government action against you. If you think posting song lyrics from mainstream music with offensive content in a clearly non-offensive way is enough for government intervention against you, maybe consider you lost the plot.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-how-am-i-supposed-to-avoid-gow-spoilers.37748/

another gow spoiler thread.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hooters-tallywackers-are-breastaurants-buldgeaurants-problematic.37650/

Where can I go to be served by cute emo guys?

Depends on whose balls we're talking about here.

Do men like showing off their boobs?

I mean, they go shirtless all the time. Far more often than women seem to.

I have no interest in Hooters,  but would definitely go to a Maid Cafe.

yeah I'm convinced it's HolyBaikal now

[nudemacusers]

just need someone to start a women in combat sports thread to confirm

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/scouser-sentenced-to-community-service-for-posting-rap-lyrics-on-insta-included-the-n-word.37500/

Given Reee's hatred for "muh slippery slope" arguments, you'd think this is the last case they would stan for. Never to disappoint, you still got several people there actually agreeing with this decision. I mean, you can't get mad when people accuse you of being authoritarian and people bringing up slippy slopes arguments if you think posting rap lyrics in a clearly non-hateful way is tantamount to hate speech and deserve government action against you. If you think posting song lyrics from mainstream music with offensive content in a clearly non-offensive way is enough for government intervention against you, maybe consider you lost the plot.

Not sure if thread is full of trolls or if resetera has actually gone that far off the deep end

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/scouser-sentenced-to-community-service-for-posting-rap-lyrics-on-insta-included-the-n-word.37500/

Given Reee's hatred for "muh slippery slope" arguments, you'd think this is the last case they would stan for. Never to disappoint, you still got several people there actually agreeing with this decision. I mean, you can't get mad when people accuse you of being authoritarian and people bringing up slippy slopes arguments if you think posting rap lyrics in a clearly non-hateful way is tantamount to hate speech and deserve government action against you. If you think posting song lyrics from mainstream music with offensive content in a clearly non-offensive way is enough for government intervention against you, maybe consider you lost the plot.

Not sure if thread is full of trolls or if resetera has actually gone that far off the deep end

given what the forum started and why they ban people don't know why you need to ask. it's a forum of ninnies. i mean lionpride just got a month for the weakest of shit. people get warnings for inane reasons. at somepoint it will shrink into nothing. :shrug

[kingv]

I always figured it started so cerium could try to get some pussy.

[Atramental]

His wife’s dominant Euro genes totally colonized his Hispanic ones.  

[nudemacusers]

Man if I knew posting my spawn would trigger you all so much I’d do it much more frequently

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why are your kids all cacs? Are you sure they're yours?

playing the long assimilation game via recessives.

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6892426/

annihilated

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/god-of-war-is-probably-the-boldest-most-radical-reimagining-of-an-established-series-ever.37773/

[nudemacusers]

lmao

He said he wanted to make the audience feel scared for the characters and about what happens to them; that's a difference from wanting to scare the audience

 

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/god-of-war-is-probably-the-boldest-most-radical-reimagining-of-an-established-series-ever.37773/

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re4? WoW? gta 3 (especially in writing)? metroid prime? seriously?

[Jansen]

Apparently gta3 wouldn't count cuz going from 2d to 3d is natural but copying current trends is totes bold

[etiolate]

If you're going to shill like that then at least get paid.

[TVC15]

I wouldn’t waste too much energy trying to shit on GoW, guys. That post is pretty bad, but in general the game is impeccable.

[agrajag]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thought-there-might-be-a-creature-like-thanos-in-another-galaxy-and-we-simply-dont-know-about-it.37775/

Posting while high

[Great Rumbler]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/god-of-war-is-probably-the-boldest-most-radical-reimagining-of-an-established-series-ever.37773/

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re4? WoW? gta 3 (especially in writing)? metroid prime? seriously?

Or Doom 3. Also DOOM.

[TVC15]

Doom 3 was a big flopza for me. NuDoom was far, far better. Only think Doom 3 had was nice tech for screenshots. I don’t even remembering it looking amazing in motion.

[etiolate]

Dynasty Warriors is another big one. Was a 1v1 fighting game.

[daemon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/god-of-war-is-probably-the-boldest-most-radical-reimagining-of-an-established-series-ever.37773/

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re4? WoW? gta 3 (especially in writing)? metroid prime? seriously?

Yeah, but kratos has a beard now. Top that off.

[Great Rumbler]

Doom 3 was a big flopza for me. NuDoom was far, far better. Only think Doom 3 had was nice tech for screenshots. I don’t even remembering it looking amazing in motion.

Yeah, it wasn't the great [outside of the tech], but it was definitely a radical departure for the series.

Oh, and I just remembered the obvious #1 game for that category: Fallout 3. To this day, people get salty about how much of a departure it was from Fallout 1 and 2. God of War 2018 is just the Tomb Raider 2013 of the series. It does have some differences, sure, but it's really just improving on the established formula and giving it a "serious drama" story. Nothing particularly radical about that, to me.

[daemon]

Man if I knew posting my spawn would trigger you all so much I’d do it much more frequently

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I just wouldn't subject them to the eyes of Reedophiles that scout this forum. Look at how happy she is, tho.

Btw let me pull a MEMEME for a second, I was a cute af baby/kid

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https://imgur.com/a/BLcCClo
That right there is a bad-ass grandpa btw.

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But then I grew up /sadpepe

[kingv]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/god-of-war-is-probably-the-boldest-most-radical-reimagining-of-an-established-series-ever.37773/

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re4? WoW? gta 3 (especially in writing)? metroid prime? seriously?

Basically any game that made the jump from 2d to 3d had a bolder reimagining.

I would argue that the RE series has had at least 2 bolder changes in 7 games.

At the end of the day, I’m not even sure I would call it a “reimagining”. In principle it’s not that different to the last game, it’s just more serious and has a different, but still combo-based, combat system.

[TVC15]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/naked-lunch-is-the-most-bonkers-classic-novel.37782/

Stotsa pretending to like my favorite author on nuGAF

[TVC15]

Personal friend of Andre the Giant.

[TVC15]

Apocryphal.

Nope. It’s true. Just not as true as the ideal version of the story (which was exaggerated by Andre himself). This ink is just days old.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/andre-the-giant-samuel-beckett/

[TVC15]

That's what I meant by apocryphal. They didn't know each other, weren't friends, and he did that for all the kids in town, not just Andre.

Bullshit. They lived several hundred yards apart! There’s no way they at least didn’t know each other in passing.

[TVC15]

Everyone here thinks youre an asshole.

[seagrams hotsauce]

not true, some of us just think about your asshole