Because of my past, everytime a celebrity commits suicide, my brothers and sometimes their wives text me like, "Hey what's up?" "What's new?" "How're you doing" "This is totally random, but jsut wanted to see how everything's going". It feels condescending. Man, these celebs don't know what they're doing to me -- Suicide is such a selfish act!
You can use that one in your routine Transhuman. That one is on the house.