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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: Nintendo Meme Porn & Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash
« Reply #36121 on: September 23, 2018, 01:28:12 PM »
She forgot the

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« Reply #36122 on: September 23, 2018, 01:29:06 PM »
So Shocking Alberto went from fake game insider to actual game insider? He stole Amir0x's dream job.
I’m not sure if that’s true.  :doge
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« Reply #36123 on: September 23, 2018, 01:37:04 PM »
I like how the difference between peach and bowser is the spiked collars.

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« Reply #36124 on: September 23, 2018, 01:48:58 PM »
I like how the difference between peach and bowser is the spiked collars.

Also the presence or absence of a dick
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« Reply #36125 on: September 23, 2018, 01:50:01 PM »
Have a thread about sexy peach Bowser. Pages of sexy hilarity ensue. Get puritanical about problematic content. Put hammer down. Now it's full of moe and sexy chibi pics. problematic resolved : confused

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« Reply #36126 on: September 23, 2018, 01:52:30 PM »
here's very rational reactions to people simply pointing out the obvious fact that the latest Death Stranding trailer still has no gameplay

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I really don’t want to focus on the ignorance displayed within this thread, but it’s honestly distracting. Not only is this true of Death Stranding threads, but Kojima threads in general. I genuinely don’t care if anyone else likes this game or not. I do hope it does well, because I want him to continue to make games at a high level. But whether or not the next person enjoys the game, the material leading up to its release, or even the director himself - it ain’t no skin off my scrote. Which is why it’s annoying that a gaming enthusiast forum turns into a cesspool of ignorance and borderline-slander, delivered in the form of baseless, speculative hot takes, rather than an actual discussion of whatever it is we are seeing. When Kojima shows gameplay, we are subjected to a barrage of posts stating - as if it is fact - that what we see isn’t actually gameplay because it doesn’t follow an arbitrary standard that “gameplay” isn’t revealed until a gun is pointed at an animated target, the trigger is pulled, and the bullets hit said target. When Kojima shows a cinematic, we take a trip back to 2001, and get to hear all about Kojima secretly wanting to be a film director and using games as a gateway to get into Hollywood. When a member of the cast is revealed, Kojima is said to have an “inferiority complex” and have an obsession with movie stars - even if the cast member revealed is Troy Baker, who has spent an overwhelming majority of his professional career as a voice actor in the games industry... All of this, not even touching on the “Let’s face it: Kojima is overrated”-level of disrespect. As if he hasn’t been making games for thirty years. As if those games haven’t earned the critical praise - an average rating of 93% - and fan praise alike. Does that mean you have to like it? No, absolutely not. But to be so flagrantly disrespectful time after time, simply doesn’t make any sense to me. I don’t like Rockstar’s games. I’m not going to come at people who do like them, and then write them off as fanboys the moment they decide to take my bait and respond. The problem is, the baiting is endless here, in Kojima-related threads, and any time an actual, intriguing conversation regarding this game or any other of his begins to unfold, it is derailed faster than the disappearance of The Man in the Golden Mask.

People enjoying the ride, continue enjoying the ride. I know I will.

People not enjoying the ride, maybe focus on something you take enjoyment in and come back to discuss what you see from the game closer to release, if all you’re going to do is accuse someone of mindlessly wasting company resources without a shred of evidence to back such claims and share posts of similar quality. If you aren’t enjoying the ride, but still want to share your thoughts on what you see, then by all means, please share. The combat system, which many of you in this camp have been clamoring to see, will be shown, likely through Sony, review outlets, and early copy leaks on YouTube and Twitch. And even then, you don’t have to play the game day one - especially if you still aren’t sold by that point. No big deal. Waiting for more concrete information is perfectly normal and there’s nothing wrong with it.

There is something wrong, however, with driving by, at every available opportunity, to tell people that they don’t actually like what they’re seeing and that they’ll accept anything blindly, regardless of quality, as if they don’t have a mind of their own.

I hope that engaging conversation and interesting discussion can surround this game, because the people behind the game itself, are clearly putting a great deal of thought and effort into it.
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Details will be released as he deems them ready to be. In the mean time, if youre questioning Hideo Kojima's ability to deliver gameplay he has a 35 year history of video game develop you can look to and see if you like his work. Meaning he was making games before most on this site were born, so check out some samples. His last game was Metal Gear Solid V, you should have a look, hes pretty good.

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fucking Kojima fanboys. It's why I rolled my eyes at the huge Konami outrage, because it clearly wasn't led by fans of their dead catalogue, but by weirdos having meltdowns over them removing that overhyped nerd's name from the Metal Gear 5 boxart.

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« Reply #36127 on: September 23, 2018, 01:52:35 PM »
I like how the difference between peach and bowser is the spiked collars.

Also the presence or absence of a dick

prove it


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« Reply #36129 on: September 23, 2018, 02:21:18 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/posts/12994725/

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It's fascinating to see posters who have never given a shit about things that affect black people all of sudden care about something that affects black people. I wonder why that is.

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« Reply #36130 on: September 23, 2018, 02:26:48 PM »
Sometimes, I genuinely feel like we need threads with a positive-discussion-only rule and threads with everything allowed simultaneously.

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« Reply #36131 on: September 23, 2018, 02:31:55 PM »
Black people aren’t the real racists but when you can’t allow someone to be involved in a museum of an international music genre because the color of their skin, it’s time to get a good look in the mirror. Is she qualified? Does she love hip hop? That’s what should matter. You don’t own hip hop just because you’re black. No one people owns that movement.

This is your brain on identity politics.



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« Reply #36132 on: September 23, 2018, 02:37:01 PM »
Now they’re calling Lonnie a house negro. :neogaf

That man has done more for the black community than they will in their entire lives.

You could be a SNCC sit in protesting, Black Panther Party member and some people would still consider you a house negro because you think white people should be allowed in the organization. :sabu
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« Reply #36133 on: September 23, 2018, 02:46:57 PM »


Should be the official Resetera introduction video for prolific wokepolitical discussion.

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« Reply #36134 on: September 23, 2018, 02:50:19 PM »
Have a thread about sexy peach Bowser. Pages of sexy hilarity ensue. Get puritanical about problematic content. Put hammer down. Now it's full of moe and sexy chibi pics. problematic resolved : confused

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« Reply #36135 on: September 23, 2018, 02:54:53 PM »
They're calling Chuck D an Uncle Tom FFS.
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« Reply #36136 on: September 23, 2018, 02:55:21 PM »
Quote from a house negro according to REEEEEEeeee.

You don't fight racism with racism, the best way to fight racism is with solidarity. - Bobby Seale, co-founder of the Black Panther Party

Look at these coons:

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« Reply #36137 on: September 23, 2018, 02:55:55 PM »
They're calling Chuck D an Uncle Tom FFS.

:lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #36138 on: September 23, 2018, 03:06:22 PM »
It's really horseshoe theory in full effect. In their perfect world black curators would only work in African American focused museums and white people would only work in European focused museums.

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I mean, could you imagine if my black ass was chosen to curate something like Nordic history? Or if I, as a male, would curate a women's history section? Sure, I can be qualified, but something about it would just seem...off.
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« Reply #36139 on: September 23, 2018, 03:11:33 PM »
Non-American Blacks can't express their opinion to them because they don't have a clue about the 'lived-in experience' of the African American communities. Ditto any Black Americans that don't agree with them.

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« Reply #36140 on: September 23, 2018, 03:12:27 PM »
Imagine convincing yourself that you shouldn't do something you love because it would "feel off" due to your skin color

Yet they keep saying women need to have equal opportunities and no hiring discrimination

Despite the fact that it might "feel off" for a woman to work in construction, or a steel mill, or something
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« Reply #36141 on: September 23, 2018, 03:15:54 PM »
I haven't read all of the thread, but I have read a good chunk and I want to say thanks to everyone for who shared their opinion on this, whether you agree with the decision or not. The insight into your hearts has honestly been incredible to read.

 :foodcourt

white ally laying it on thick

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« Reply #36142 on: September 23, 2018, 03:17:45 PM »
I haven't read all of the thread, but I have read a good chunk and I want to say thanks to everyone for who shared their opinion on this, whether you agree with the decision or not. The insight into your hearts has honestly been incredible to read.

 :foodcourt

white ally laying it on thick

That's so fucking condescending

"oh you sweet little black people sharing your options"
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« Reply #36143 on: September 23, 2018, 03:21:54 PM »
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« Reply #36144 on: September 23, 2018, 03:23:01 PM »
We’ve gone too far. Turn around

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« Reply #36145 on: September 23, 2018, 03:25:15 PM »
I got really drunk last night and woke up knowing I did something bad.  I'm both relieved and disturbed it was looking at bowser themed porn.
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« Reply #36146 on: September 23, 2018, 03:26:12 PM »
We haven't gone far enough.

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« Reply #36147 on: September 23, 2018, 03:26:44 PM »
That tail.

Mmm

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« Reply #36148 on: September 23, 2018, 03:29:44 PM »
This is all really amateur hour stuff honestly, corrupted Peach porn has been around forever, nothing touches the ones where her boobs are replaced with piranha plant mouths
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« Reply #36149 on: September 23, 2018, 03:32:03 PM »
TBH, I’ve thrown my hands up. Given the nature of the internet I only see things escalating in terms of race relations. I don’t see how this doesn’t end in violence when one group of people start calling for resegregation and the other is burning Nike shoes because an NFL player was in an ad.
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« Reply #36150 on: September 23, 2018, 03:37:41 PM »
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« Reply #36151 on: September 23, 2018, 03:40:41 PM »
thats kinda racist

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« Reply #36152 on: September 23, 2018, 03:42:16 PM »
kav magrav?

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« Reply #36153 on: September 23, 2018, 03:43:07 PM »
kavanaugh?

Fuck him.

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« Reply #36154 on: September 23, 2018, 03:43:43 PM »
https://i.imgur.com/0gZOuxh.png
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« Reply #36155 on: September 23, 2018, 03:46:04 PM »
mamma mia

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« Reply #36157 on: September 23, 2018, 03:52:14 PM »
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It's fascinating how white women have re-written history to remove themselves as agents of white supremacy.

 :doge

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« Reply #36158 on: September 23, 2018, 03:53:09 PM »
https://i.imgur.com/0gZOuxh.png
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Yes because all these other drawings of giant cleavage are totally SAFE FOR WORK you fucking idiots.

They aren't having sex in any of them are they numbnuts...

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« Reply #36159 on: September 23, 2018, 03:54:20 PM »
Holy shit, link me to that raist.

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« Reply #36160 on: September 23, 2018, 03:55:03 PM »
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It's fascinating how white women have re-written history to remove themselves as agents of white supremacy.

 :doge

:confused

What does this have to do with the hip hop museum lady?
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« Reply #36161 on: September 23, 2018, 04:00:54 PM »
https://i.imgur.com/0gZOuxh.png
 :nsfw
Yes because all these other drawings of giant cleavage are totally SAFE FOR WORK you fucking idiots.

They aren't having sex in any of them are they numbnuts...

"Well boss, you can't fire me for these pervy images of videogame characters, there's no nipples even!"

Why the fuck would you even look at this thread at work on your work PC nintendies porn or not..

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« Reply #36162 on: September 23, 2018, 04:03:53 PM »
Holy shit, link me to that raist.


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« Reply #36163 on: September 23, 2018, 04:06:12 PM »
posting on page 666

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« Reply #36164 on: September 23, 2018, 04:12:53 PM »
https://i.imgur.com/0gZOuxh.png
 :nsfw
Yes because all these other drawings of giant cleavage are totally SAFE FOR WORK you fucking idiots.
working on a sunday  ::)

you should be in church with the perverts anyway  :trumps
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« Reply #36165 on: September 23, 2018, 04:23:44 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/posts/9702513/
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Wow. Like I had no idea French were occupying Vietnam before US
:comeon
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« Reply #36166 on: September 23, 2018, 04:29:33 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/posts/9702513/
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Wow. Like I had no idea French were occupying Vietnam before US
:comeon

Babahahahahahaha

I wonder why Vietnam has a Latin alphabet in its language yet exists in Asia? Dee dee dee deeeeeerppp

What’s next? “The Philippines was colonized by Spain?!?!?! DIOS MIO!! Is that why they’re so Catholic?!”
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« Reply #36167 on: September 23, 2018, 04:30:03 PM »
Uh...WTF happened here over the last day or two?  :lol

Spoiler-tag that Bowser shit and mark it as  :nsfw.
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« Reply #36168 on: September 23, 2018, 04:32:49 PM »
Bork did you know that Brazil was colonized by Portugal?
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« Reply #36169 on: September 23, 2018, 04:32:51 PM »
Uh...WTF happened here over the last day or two?  :lol

Spoiler-tag that Bowser shit and mark it as  :nsfw.

dipshits were relitigating the same stupid arguments and then filler PBUH took us to valhalla

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« Reply #36170 on: September 23, 2018, 04:37:22 PM »
Uh...WTF happened here over the last day or two?  :lol

Spoiler-tag that Bowser shit and mark it as  :nsfw.

dipshits were relitigating the same stupid arguments and then filler PBUH took us to valhalla

Cool, cool.  Ya'll can go shit up this thread with that stuff.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45474.60
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« Reply #36171 on: September 23, 2018, 04:38:09 PM »
This thread is finally tolerable

recall bork
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« Reply #36172 on: September 23, 2018, 04:39:41 PM »
Why hate anime tiddy, Bork?
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« Reply #36173 on: September 23, 2018, 04:40:01 PM »
This thread is finally tolerable

recall bork

Hey, don't blame me.  Blame the guy who reported it. 
:whatsthedeal
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« Reply #36174 on: September 23, 2018, 04:40:52 PM »
Once again,

mods = frauds

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« Reply #36175 on: September 23, 2018, 04:41:36 PM »
Why hate anime tiddy, Bork?

I love me some anime tiddy
:salute

Just put it in the right thread or at least post it in a SFW manner.  Not fair to the people looking at work.
:idont
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« Reply #36176 on: September 23, 2018, 04:42:14 PM »
The NSFW thread makes people post links instead of images. Pretty funny there's no rule for a supposedly more safe for work thread.

Also, that's a penis in the left hand corner.
have you tried the report button?  ::)
FILLER!!!!! :rage
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« Reply #36177 on: September 23, 2018, 04:42:18 PM »
 :win

It was a normal morning in the Mushroom Kingdom for Princess Peach.  8)

She had just woken up from a long nights sleep, and she walks over to her wardrobe to get dressed. She puts on her dress, and in that instant Bowser barges into the roof in his Koopa Clown Car. "Gwahaha, I'm here to kidnap you Princess!" He yells at her, as the alarms start going off in the castle. Peach screams as Bowser flies over and grabs her, flying back through the hole he made in the castle roof.

"Bowser, just let me go, we all know Mario is going to save ma again!" She said to Bowser, Bowser chuckled while keeping his grip on Peach and steering the clown car towards his castle.

"Come on Peach, I have a completely different plan this time and Mario totally won't win!"  He said victoriously, he then broke out into his usual evil laughter. The two of them arrived at Bowser Castle. He carried Peach to the tower he usually puts her, and left her alone. He walked out and locked the door, so she couldn't escape. Then Kamek came along.

Kamek was jumping around excitedly and told his king "King Bowser! King Bowser! I invented the love potion you've been wanting so badly!" He was shouting. Bowser started shushing Kamek.  :teehee

"Be quiet you idiot! I don't want the others knowing about this!" Bowser yells as he grabs the container from Kamek's hands. "This time, it'll end up a bit differently, instead of wanting to go back with Mario, Peach will want to stay with me! It'll work out perfectly and the Mushroom Kingdom will be mine! Gwahahaha!" Bowser said while laughing.  :heyman

Kamek just kind-of stood there "Yeah, so are you talking to me or?" Kamek asked his king, Bowser looked at Kamek with disgust.

"You know exactly what I'm doing, now go back with the thousands of others of your kind that have no difference from what you look like at all!" Bowser yells, as he walks back towards Peach's tower to give her the potion. He pours the potion into tea cup, and then walks into Peach's tower. "Here you go Princess, I brought you a cup of tea myself." He said, as Peach looked at him curiously.

"Aren't you going to drink a cup too?"  :-* She asked, as she grabbed the cup, turned around, and poured him some. Bowser didn't see which glass was hers and which was his.

"I knew I shouldn't have left that tea set in here..." Bowser whispered to himself while his face got red from frustration.

"So are you going to drink up or not?" She asked, and Bowser grabbed a random tea cup and drank away, and Peach did as well. Bowser then started sweating and turning red, uh oh, he knew he had drank the wrong one. Peach looked at him wondering why he was getting so sweaty. "Is every thing alright, Bowser?" She asked him, Bowser then looked at Peach with pure lust. He couldn't control himself. He ran over to her and pushed her onto the bed. "Bowser, you aren't acting... like yourself." She said, and Bowser started laughing.

"Oh Princess, I've never been more myself." He said, as he whipped out his long cock  :what.

 Peach had never seen one that large, not that she's seen a whole lot of course, but it was so thick and long. She ouldn't believe it, but she couldn't stop staring at it either. "Bowser! Put that away, that's... disgusting?... Yeah, that's what it is!" She said to him, as Bowser just chuckled. He then got on the bed and started crawling towards Peach.

"Oh Peach, I can tell you just want me, I bet my dick is bigger than Mario's."  :betty

He said to her, Peach couldn't deny that, but then again Mario was just a man and Bowser was a beast. She could feel herself getting wet just looking at the lust in Bowser's eyes. Bowser could see her lust as well, as if she didn't want to go through with it. "Oh Peach, I can see you're wet. Just give in Princess, we both want it." He said, Peach didn't want to give in though. "I'll show you a good time!" He said, as he grabbed her dress and ripped it off, leaving only her bra and panties. "Nice underwear, Princess, pretty and pink." He said while laughing. His cock started twitching as well, she couldn't handle it anymore.

"Fuck it." She said, as she grabbed his large penis and started kissing it. She wanted to taste and have it inside of her. Bowser started moaning as she did this.  :doge

"Oh yeah Peach, fucking suck my cock." He said, and Peach did as was told of her and put it around her lips. It was large and hot, and she could feel it pulsate while inside of her mouth. It barely fit, but she could handle it. "Oh fuck, you're good at this, keep going babe." He said as she continued to go away at it, going faster and faster. She put it as far down her throat as she could, and started gagging, but kept going at it. "Oh man Peach, if I would've known you were this good I would've done this a long time ago!" He moaned as he said this, Peach started rubbing the cock as she sucked it too. "Oh shit, I'm about to blow!" He yelled, Peach pulled it out of her mouth and opened wide.

"Oh yeah, give me your hot cum Bowser!" She yelled as Bowser jerked off and came all over her.  There was loads of semen all over her, it was practically a shower. She had never seen that much in all her life.  :goty2

 She wouldn't mind doing this all the time. "Oh yeah Bowsie, now fuck my pussy!" She said, as she took off her underwear and bra. She was completely naked now, and Bowser got rock hard as soon as he heard her call him Bowsie  :lol, and her big tits helped too.

"I'm going to fuck you better than you've ever been fucked in your life."  :rash

He said as he grinned. Peach giggled, then Bowser slowly put his cock inside of her. Damn she was wet and so tight. Peach moaned as she felt his cock go inside of her, it kind-of hurt but the complete lust overtook the pain.

"Yeah, fuck me Bowsie! Give it your all!" She yelled, as he rammed inside of her, and backed out. She bit her lip as he did so. "God yeah, give it to me baby!" She said as she moaned, Bowser continually rammed in and out of her getting faster with every thrust. Peach had never felt this great in her life, she never wanted it to stop. She then felt herself about to reach her climax. "Oh, I'm so close babe, so close, keep going!" She said, and Bowser got faster and faster, she couldn't feel herself stretching the more and more he fucked her, but she didn't care. It felt great. "Oh God!" She yelled as she had her orgasm.

Bowser could feel her juices, and he could feel his climax coming after that. "Want me to pull out babe? I'm about to release my load!" He said, Peach shook her head as if to say no, but she couldn't really say anything either, she just had the best climax of all her life.

She didn't care anymore if he got her pregnant.  "Alright, here I go babe!" He slammed into her one last time and came loads inside of her.  "Oh baby, I needed that. I don't even care if you got me knocked up." She said, and Bowser chuckled. Peach winked at him. "Or maybe you do want some koopa kids, maybe we should keep trying." She said, and Bowser nodded in agreement.  :jawalrus

"Oh man, I couldn't agree more." He said as he pulled her under the covers.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash
« Reply #36178 on: September 23, 2018, 04:42:37 PM »
bork :rejoice

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Re: The Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash
« Reply #36179 on: September 23, 2018, 04:43:03 PM »
The NSFW thread makes people post links instead of images. Pretty funny there's no rule for a supposedly more safe for work thread.

Also, that's a penis in the left hand corner.
have you tried the report button?  ::)

Nope, but have fun figuring out who snitched.
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