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[kingv]

Sexualizing the terms for sex organs?! That’s a yikes from me dawg.

It’s 2018, please use meat stick or front hole only.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I wonder if that poster has even visited a porn site.

They'll probably go into a fit if they hit the "tags" link.

[Joe Molotov]

I wonder if that poster has even visited a porn site.

They'll probably go into a fit if they hit the "tags" link.

Nah, they probably get their nut like everyone else, then complain about it later on tumblr.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

why is there so much wasted space on the sides of the page in that shitty new theme? Is it for the ads I'll never see because its the internet in nearly 2019 and I'm not a dumbass?

its like watching old ass tv shows on a widescreen tv, big fucking do nothing borders of wasted space

[Cauliflower Of Love]

They changed the formatting of bans and warnings, they blend in like quotes now.

 

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-my-partner-told-me-i-gave-her-genital-warts.84729/

 

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-my-partner-told-me-i-gave-her-genital-warts.84729/

 

Am I going to die? What should I do? Except go to the doctor, I ain't doing that shit.

[Joe Molotov]

Yeah, she's fucking around on him.

It has to be me... I've... done things. (Note: One of those things is not "go to a doctor".)

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

They changed the formatting of bans and warnings, they blend in like quotes now.

 

its part of their ongoing commitment to moderator transparency.

Phase 3 will be that all actions are pop up footnotes, located by clicking the dot above a lower case i

[Transhuman]

I'm sure his 23 y/o Japanese girlfriend that's half his age isn't cheating on him. Sounds like a normal healthy relationship.

[PogiJones]

Dark theme doesn't stick. It doesn't matter whether you do a quick activation or go through the settings and click "Save," it still doesn't stick. As soon as you click to a new page, it reverts to light theme.

Worst of all, notifications being read doesn't stick. I have a permanent in the top corner.

Didn't they have a beta for this? This is so basic, how could you miss this?

[Kara]

Some very un-ERA opinions voiced here that wouldn't fly when discussing US politics.

So it's like Euro-GAF / Fake GAF talking about people who are Roma.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-my-partner-told-me-i-gave-her-genital-warts.84729/

 

Poor Charisma Man and his pure Japanese maiden 

[Transhuman]

Also, a 40 year old  saying this

She is 23 and about as pure and innocent as you can imagine.

is fucking creepy.

What's creepy about a 40 year old dude who loves that his 23 y/o girlfriend is innocent and childlike?

[bork]

Also, a 40 year old  saying this

She is 23 and about as pure and innocent as you can imagine.

is fucking creepy.

He also doesn't speak Japanese- she's probably talking shit about her American sugar-daddy right in front of him. 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Shes actually an 80 year old dragon, so its okay and doesn't break the (age/2)+7 rule

[Momo]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-my-partner-told-me-i-gave-her-genital-warts.84729/

 

[Kara]

I'm 40 something years old guy, and have never had any visible signs of warts or anything on my junk. I have hemorrhoids sometimes, usually after eating spicy food which is often, but never had anal sex.

newsfeed

[Forgotten A. Turnbuckle]

The site is still down.

are they changing it back 

It's hideous.
Should be called Purple Filth.

Pardon me if that line was already used.
*Back to lurking*

[NinjaDeath]

Their shit keeps crashing, I don't think they set it up right.

[stufte]

I'm shocked by their incompetence, shocked.

[NinjaDeath]

I just want to get into the rumor thread about Microsoft buying a Playstation friendly dev.  I need to feed on their anxiety and tears. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I just want to know what trump is tweeting about. = (

[Forgotten A. Turnbuckle]

I just want it working again so there's more stuff to talk about here

[Boredfrom]

Also, a 40 year old  saying this

She is 23 and about as pure and innocent as you can imagine.

is fucking creepy.

Is fucking trolling.

[bork]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/anyone-here-from-resetera.1468782/page-4#post-253612162

The original post was removed. 

                     
Friends don't sexually harass friends.

   
Agreed. Hence not sexually harassing my friends. Anything else, fuckface?

Right before that:

Ex-resetter here. Got permabanned due to an argument over a Spanish name.

I loved that community, but mods have a really thin skin, christ.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

And... down again.

ResetEra V76

[Mr. Gundam]

Those colors holy shit. Did they run this by anyone outside their design team?

[Tiops]

I'm disappointed at the lack of the new JonTron discussions. I was hoping for some form of boycott of Flex Seal products.

[stufte]

Polygon Editor-in-Chief, y'all.



 

[Raist]

It's not down, it's just slow as fuck.

Party like it's 1999.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Polygon Editor-in-Chief, y'all.

(Image removed from quote.)

 

I'm glad I don't understand whatever the fuck that is.

[Nintex]

Polygon Editor-in-Chief, y'all.

(Image removed from quote.)

 

I don't even understand what the fuck this douche nozzle is saying.

Report on games and technology, do your fucking job weirdo. 

[Shuri]

It’s 2018, kids dont care about online reviews, they want impressions and footages from streamers and youtubers.

If i had a game company, i would not even bother with traditional sites.

Do gaffers really think minecraft, dota and BR games got huge because of IGN? The only time i seem to hear about gaming journos, it’s when some stupid shit blows up on twitter. Fuck off please.

Nobody cares about review scores except for AAA studios trying to screw employees out of bonuses using metacritic averages

  game journos are obsolete

[kingv]

Is that a grown man?

Edit: Oh...

(Image removed from quote.)

He seems like someone you'd suspect of abducting a child.

He told me I had a nice Nintendo shirt and said I looked like a fun guy.

[Nintex]

It’s 2018, kids dont care about online reviews, they want impressions and footages from streamers and youtubers.

  game journos are obsolete

[bork]

Is that a grown man?

Edit: Oh...

(Image removed from quote.)

He seems like someone you'd suspect of abducting a child.

Is this the 40 year-old creepo who made the thread about his "cute and innocent" 23 year-old Japanese girlfriend getting an STD earlier this morning?

[HaughtyFrank]

Polygon Editor-in-Chief, y'all.

(Image removed from quote.)

 

Correction;
Former Polygon, now working for Escapist Magazine.

Also, in what can only be described as a woke fit, he rewrote the lyrics to "Baby it's cold outside"
Now it's about a guy who just can't wait for some woman to leave

https://twitter.com/russpitts/status/1069059385014579201

[stufte]

Is that a grown man?

Edit: Oh...

(Image removed from quote.)

He seems like someone you'd suspect of abducting a child.

He told me I had a nice Nintendo shirt and said I looked like a fun guy.

Was it a Toad shirt and he was making a dumb dad joke about fungi?

[Drainage]

Is that a grown man?

Edit: Oh...

(Image removed from quote.)

He seems like someone you'd suspect of abducting a child.

He told me I had a nice Nintendo shirt and said I looked like a fun guy.

Was it a Toad shirt and he was making a dumb dad joke about fungi?

[SmokyDave]

Is that a grown man?

Edit: Oh...

(Image removed from quote.)

He seems like someone you'd suspect of abducting a child.

Now I’m not saying this guy looks like a potential rapist, but he definitely looks like the author of those ‘look how totally not rapey I am’ tweets.

“I spent the whole night telling you how all men are fascists and women are downtrodden, miserable victims and you can’t even be arsed to suck my dick?!”

Edit: top of the page rape chatter. My bad

[Rufus]

He looks like someone who calls everyone he doesn't like a sexual predator Nazi.

[Bore Expert]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/ms-is-near-to-buy-a-studio-that-historically-worked-together-with-playstation-rumor.1468813/#post-253612712

Krobille said its not insomniac games. Sony need to get off their ass and resting on their laurels and make some moves, now. No more of this radio silence, no more taking the Japanese industry for granite.

Nobody on the Bire would ever take the Japanese industry for granite

 

[El Babua]

Self-identifying yourself using Harry Potter in any capacity

[Coffee Dog]

One thing that's fucking awful about the redesign: at least on mobile, the user's avatar is a thousand times larger than the username when scrolling through the thread list.

Why not just require avatars on the damn forum? The default, forced avatar seems like a honeypot to root out undesirables even more than before.

[BisMarckie]

Self-identifying yourself using Harry Potter in any capacity

Totally something someone who identifies as Ravenclaw would say.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I know fuck all about harry potter, but aren't all of the people in all of the houses picked by a fucking magical hat at random?

[tiesto]

I feel bad, what is incelsior doing during this prolonged Era outage? Probably clawing on the walls...

[EightBitNate]

Polygon Editor-in-Chief, y'all.

(Image removed from quote.)

 

Correction;
Former Polygon, now working for Escapist Magazine.

Also, in what can only be described as a woke fit, he rewrote the lyrics to "Baby it's cold outside"
Now it's about a guy who just can't wait for some woman to leave

https://twitter.com/russpitts/status/1069059385014579201

[Raist]

My favourite part is the banner that takes up half the fucking page, with huge icons for each main forum, which actually aren't clickable

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I think their team thinks picking options for a prebuilt forum counts as "designing".


Wait those three top ones aren't clickable? 

[EightBitNate]

My favourite part is the banner that takes up half the fucking page, with huge icons for each main forum, which actually aren't clickable

I think the non-clickable icons is the most offensive part. Whose idea was that?

[Nintex]

Wow, that homepage sure mentions video games a lot 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What the hell is up with the mike and ike background on gaf?

[Raist]

Also,





 

[Joe Molotov]

Maintenance in session. Please stand by.

[Bananas]

Calm down, era is just down, you'll be able to obsess over it again soon again. 

[Jansen]

Maintenance in session. Please stand by.

[Drainage]

It’s great to see the admin team work together to show what they’re truly capable of.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]