1970 - Conservatives: dress modestly, no sex before marriage, rinse your eyes when you spot cleavage
1970 - Progressives: run around with your tits out and/or slam your dicks against police cars for your right to smoke weed
2018 - Conseratives: wrap yourself around in a see through flag on social media so everyone can just about get a glimpse of the naughty bits, walk around shirtless like the monkeys would've done, if you haven't cheated on your wife with a Russian spy you ain't #WINNING!
2018 - Progressives: dress up as the latest Arabic fashion trends from the 1600's, boner? SHAME! cut it off you Nazi!, segegrated office spaces ftw