Author Topic: Would you fuck or get fucked by god? (Read 2390 times)

mormapope · « **on:** April 01, 2018, 03:25:43 PM »

I think if the Christian god is real, they should have enough love to be pounded.

Happy Easter!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2018, 03:36:18 PM »

Which god?

team filler · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2018, 03:45:00 PM »

I already worship BBC

mormapope · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2018, 03:48:19 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 01, 2018, 03:36:18 PM

Which god?

The hottest and the tightest. Id personally want a gangbang with Hindu goddesses.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2018, 03:54:41 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 01, 2018, 03:36:18 PM

Which god?

mormapope · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2018, 04:15:35 PM »

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BIA was the goddess or personified spirit (daimona) of force, power, might, bodily strength and compulsion.

My interest in Greek mythology has picked up again. Trying to find the perfect goddess to fuck

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2018, 04:21:42 PM »

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Jesus said... the Kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood... and I am there, lift a stone... and you will find me

God is in every hole

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took me awhile to find this quote, I thought it was from End of Days but it’s from the other ‘99 Christian thriller Stigmata

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Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2018, 05:15:13 PM »

If I have to choose,
I'd skip any foreplay and assfuck God, creating a black hole out of His gaped anus big enough to engulf our galaxy.
As a result, all matter would disintegrate and assimilate into a cosmic slop of cum (b/c I raw dogged it).
This would, in turn, birth new galaxies and after several billions of years give rise to humanity's latest form.

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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2018, 07:00:25 PM »

Don't understand why this is phrased as a hypothetical

Atramental · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2018, 07:32:49 PM »

God fucked me the day I was born.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2018, 08:40:14 PM »

God would suck in bed. His design of our sexual organs and interactions is so basic. Like most of god’s shitty designs, humans have improved upon his designs in nearly infinite ways. Did god invent sounding? No, man did. Cock cages? Man did. Glass butt plugs with lights so you could see inside your lover? Man’s creation. E-stim? Man’s work.

Any existent god is a weak failure. We’ve bettered him in so many ways. He is trash, just like Himuro.

team filler · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2018, 08:51:38 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on April 01, 2018, 07:32:49 PM

God fucked me the day I was born.

so you've always been a slut, did you cum?

Boredfrom · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2018, 08:54:01 PM »

Dah, God will do both, fuck you to death and get fucked to heaven.

Basic theology...

hungrynoob · « **Reply #13 on:** April 02, 2018, 03:08:31 AM »

technically you do every time you fuck

VomKriege · « **Reply #14 on:** April 02, 2018, 03:58:39 AM »

Minerva in the Library of Congress... Sure.

Coax · « **Reply #15 on:** April 02, 2018, 07:02:24 AM »

Imagine being Mary.

- Claims divine birth, brings up son believing he's God since she's too deep in it already
- Son grows up, tells everyone within earshot he's lowkey the son of of God
- Reveals new theology: God is three persons, himself included

Boast you got your mum impregnated brehs

Huff · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2018, 09:39:11 PM »

Can we just side hug instead

Reb · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2018, 06:37:50 AM »

I imagine railing a Poseidon looking dude in the ass, seems right.

Jerry · « **Reply #18 on:** April 04, 2018, 06:49:43 AM »

Was the date arranged by my parents?

Rufus · « **Reply #19 on:** April 04, 2018, 07:00:10 AM »

Quote from: Jerry on April 04, 2018, 06:49:43 AM

Was the date arranged by my parents?

They did fulfill the order.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #20 on:** April 04, 2018, 07:48:20 PM »

I don't think we were given a choice.

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Author Topic: Would you fuck or get fucked by god? (Read 2390 times)