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BisMarckie

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #120 on: June 19, 2018, 12:46:38 PM »
Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła?  :doge

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« Reply #121 on: June 19, 2018, 12:47:19 PM »
 :o

BisMarckie

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #122 on: June 19, 2018, 12:49:04 PM »
Fitting that the worst player on the pitch (after Blaszczykowski and Piszczek got subbed) scored :doge

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« Reply #123 on: June 19, 2018, 12:54:00 PM »
Nice saves.  Poland might need to cease to exist again for a few decades given this embarrassment.

Sto lat, sto lat, niech żyje, żyje nam.

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« Reply #124 on: June 19, 2018, 12:57:55 PM »
Nice saves.  Poland might need to cease to exist again for a few decades given this embarrassment.

Sto lat, sto lat, niech żyje, żyje nam.

Is that how you say 'Take us back Lithuania' in Polish?

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« Reply #125 on: June 19, 2018, 12:58:24 PM »
Russia against Egypt will be a tough game to watch.

Egypt sucks even with Salah and Russia isn't any good either.

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« Reply #126 on: June 19, 2018, 12:58:45 PM »
Fitting that the worst player on the pitch (after Blaszczykowski and Piszczek got subbed) scored :doge

 :derp
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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #127 on: June 19, 2018, 01:00:40 PM »
Vowels are optional in slavic languages. :trumps

Best one is the island of Krk in Croatia.

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #128 on: June 19, 2018, 01:02:23 PM »
first bitcoins, now poland

poor atra, forever losing :'(

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« Reply #129 on: June 19, 2018, 01:02:25 PM »
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Kara

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #130 on: June 19, 2018, 01:04:44 PM »
Nice saves.  Poland might need to cease to exist again for a few decades given this embarrassment.

Sto lat, sto lat, niech żyje, żyje nam.

Is that how you say 'Take us back Lithuania' in Polish?

Litwo! Ojczyzno moja! :'(

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« Reply #131 on: June 19, 2018, 01:43:41 PM »
 :-\

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #132 on: June 19, 2018, 02:18:07 PM »
Come on Egypt. 

TEEEPO

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #133 on: June 19, 2018, 02:28:28 PM »
i want my fellow muslams to win but russian babes are my achilles heel

plz don't ban me for having a type

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #134 on: June 19, 2018, 02:59:53 PM »
mash’allah

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« Reply #135 on: June 19, 2018, 03:05:01 PM »
WTF?  How much did Russia pay for that goal

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« Reply #136 on: June 19, 2018, 03:16:46 PM »
 :mindblown

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #137 on: June 19, 2018, 03:18:15 PM »
What...

BisMarckie

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« Reply #138 on: June 19, 2018, 03:19:01 PM »
What a stroke of genius to put this bad Russian team in the easiest group imaginable. :putin

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« Reply #139 on: June 19, 2018, 03:19:02 PM »
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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #140 on: June 19, 2018, 03:19:11 PM »
Jesus

agrajag

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« Reply #141 on: June 19, 2018, 03:24:06 PM »
This Russia stuff is mad sus

BisMarckie

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« Reply #142 on: June 19, 2018, 03:25:04 PM »
This Russia stuff is mad sus

Suspect that a mediocre team wipes the floor with teams that are dogshit?

agrajag

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« Reply #143 on: June 19, 2018, 03:48:38 PM »
Isn't being from the apex civilization in the region enough to troll their neighbors?

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #144 on: June 19, 2018, 04:27:57 PM »
I never liked football anyway

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #145 on: June 20, 2018, 12:16:51 AM »
Man, if Russia has to fight so hard to get out of that "babby's first world cup group" they're going to get destroyed next round.

Also, Poland letting Senegal beat them :neogaf
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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #146 on: June 20, 2018, 12:42:26 AM »
Tbf Poland beat itself

VomKriege

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Re: World Cup 2018
« Reply #147 on: June 20, 2018, 04:14:49 AM »
Russia hacked yet another thing ?
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Assimilate

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« Reply #148 on: June 20, 2018, 09:56:38 AM »
Poor Morocco. They ran and ran but nothing.

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« Reply #149 on: June 20, 2018, 10:04:12 AM »
Ya Marocco was really trying.

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« Reply #150 on: June 20, 2018, 10:57:15 AM »
Uruguay vs Saudi Arabia

This is going to be a bloodbath. I wish this wasn't the noon game. I rather catch Spain vs Iran   >:(
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agrajag

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« Reply #151 on: June 20, 2018, 11:04:52 AM »
Uruguay?

BisMarckie

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« Reply #152 on: June 20, 2018, 11:09:19 AM »
I have Saudi Arabia +2,5

I don't know why, I just love gambling.  :doge

BisMarckie

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« Reply #153 on: June 20, 2018, 11:23:50 AM »
Good thing the Saudi FA imposed a goalkeeper change  :doge

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« Reply #154 on: June 20, 2018, 12:09:47 PM »
Senegal has been decent for the past few world cups and tends to have good players, how is it that Poland let them win when aside from Lewandowski the polish team ain't nothing to write home about?

Senegal wasnt good against Poland at all, Poland gifted them two goals.

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« Reply #155 on: June 20, 2018, 02:03:44 PM »
I have Saudi Arabia +2,5

I don't know why, I just love gambling.  :doge

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« Reply #156 on: June 20, 2018, 02:13:28 PM »
I have Saudi Arabia +2,5

I don't know why, I just love gambling.  :doge

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BisMarckie

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« Reply #157 on: June 20, 2018, 03:10:15 PM »
This game is Iranian state-sponsored terrorism.  :yuck

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« Reply #158 on: June 20, 2018, 03:12:27 PM »
Do these fuckers have vuvuzelas? What's with the constant fucking noise.

BisMarckie

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« Reply #159 on: June 20, 2018, 03:14:04 PM »
Fucking finally...

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« Reply #160 on: June 20, 2018, 03:22:06 PM »
Hahahaha, the fuckery.

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« Reply #161 on: June 20, 2018, 03:22:25 PM »
ALLAHU AKBAR

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« Reply #162 on: June 20, 2018, 03:22:59 PM »
 :shaq2

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« Reply #163 on: June 20, 2018, 04:04:19 PM »
Dangit was rooting for Iran

Assimilate

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« Reply #164 on: June 20, 2018, 05:55:52 PM »
Did they end up considering that an own goal again? fuck.

A bit crazy how much better teams are finding it hard to score against their lesser opponents.

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« Reply #165 on: June 20, 2018, 06:16:11 PM »
Three 1-0 games. Yeah, that's soccer.

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« Reply #166 on: June 20, 2018, 06:29:12 PM »
Does soccer exist without the offside rule?  I always feel like it would make for a more exciting game. 

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« Reply #167 on: June 20, 2018, 06:40:04 PM »
Does soccer exist without the offside rule?  I always feel like it would make for a more exciting game.
People that don't know the game always makes this stupid comment. Imagine hockey without offsides, American football. The off sides rule creates the dynamic of the game and how it's played.

I think a lot of you would really enjoy Rugby, check it out.

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« Reply #168 on: June 20, 2018, 06:43:32 PM »
Before the offside rule, they would just hang out at the end of the field and wait for a long bomb pass. It's terribly boring.
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« Reply #169 on: June 20, 2018, 06:47:39 PM »
Before the offside rule, they would just hang out at the end of the field and wait for a long bomb pass. It's terribly boring.

wtf, how were you watching soccer before the offside rule?

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« Reply #170 on: June 20, 2018, 06:48:13 PM »
Maybe they should reconsider the no hands rule then.   I always feel like it would make for a more exciting game.

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« Reply #171 on: June 20, 2018, 06:53:03 PM »
I actually wonder what soccer would look like if they used a hockey-style offside that incorporated a neutral zone in the middle of the field.

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« Reply #172 on: June 20, 2018, 07:06:49 PM »
Before the offside rule, they would just hang out at the end of the field and wait for a long bomb pass. It's terribly boring.

wtf, how were you watching soccer before the offside rule?
I've played a few games where they decided to do away with the offside rule due to lack of refs. It was awful.
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« Reply #173 on: June 20, 2018, 07:07:49 PM »
To play or watch?  I only care about one of those things. 

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« Reply #174 on: June 20, 2018, 08:54:11 PM »
I actually wonder what soccer would look like if they used a hockey-style offside that incorporated a neutral zone in the middle of the field.

it wouldn't work. there's 11 guys on each side on the field. the types of strategies that would be implemented would bog the fuck down out of the game.



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« Reply #175 on: June 20, 2018, 08:55:54 PM »
how?

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« Reply #176 on: June 20, 2018, 09:02:07 PM »
how?
same way it bogs down hockey bro... ever heard of the trap?

And, how exactly would you want this to work in soccer? You aren't supposed to run behind the ball all the time like you do a puck. You see this with the lesser teams, they don't play the entire field when they have the ball.

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« Reply #177 on: June 20, 2018, 09:53:05 PM »
Pepe smh

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« Reply #178 on: June 21, 2018, 03:12:04 AM »
Assimilate is right ( :'( ), without offside attackers would be free to just park around the box. This would force some defenders lower on the pitch and thus encourage more static plays, less cohesive and more stretched teams and just bombing imprecise long balls all over.

Also there's already a neutral zone, offside rule is only in effect past the central line.
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« Reply #179 on: June 21, 2018, 03:41:22 AM »
Also there's already a neutral zone, offside rule is only in effect past the central line.

Well yeah, that's an argument for why pushing it out for say 10 yards in each direction wouldn't automatically destroy the game.