Free Etiolate

[Cerveza mas fina]

Just kidding mongos

[Kara]

IAWTP, but unironically.

e: By P I mean the title, not the content of the OP.

[agrajag]

nicca banished himself to the stalinist ukraine, he can stay there

[Cerveza mas fina]

Also people didnt starve in the ukraine because of the commy manifesto but because Stalin was a psychopath

Source: history

[tiesto]

It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

[Steve Contra]

Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

[CatsCatsCats]

I mean, he knew what would happen, he broke the violence perma ban barrier

[tiesto]

Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

What if... etoliate's meltdown and subsequent banning is just one piece of Creepy Stalker's FF ARG

[Kurt Russell]

I mean, he knew what would happen, he broke the violence perma ban barrier

Even so, it would be nice if we could have a ban amnesty at some point - Cindi, Cream, - it's like there's a purge of all the Bore characters.

At this rate, you'll be left with a forum full of seagrams hotsauce and friends 

[nachobro]

Cindi will be back when she's ready. I wouldn't worry about her. Anyone else that has been banned won't be missed tbh.

[agrajag]

Bore mods <3

[agrajag]

E was locking his little thread like a babby to "punish" people. If toilet was a mod he'd ban half the people here 

[seagrams hotsauce]

I mean, he knew what would happen, he broke the violence perma ban barrier

Even so, it would be nice if we could have a ban amnesty at some point - Cindi, Cream, (Image removed from quote.) - it's like there's a purge of all the Bore characters.

At this rate, you'll be left with a forum full of seagrams hotsauce and friends 

https://twitter.com/chiefkeef/status/463827446450507779

[Brehvolution]

Mods no curr

[Nintex]

Agreed, I really miss all those pictures of dead kids.

[Purrp Skirrp]

It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

nah, dude would never concede to being wrong, thought he was above everyone intellectually. never accepted evidence disputing the views he espoused, often ignoring those posts altogether or instead resorting to personal insults.

had beef with Mandark because he often called him out on his conspiracy-laden bullshit. Nola and Mandark's counterarguments are what I'd call well researched.

outside of those posts, like TV discussion or whatever, etoilet seemed relatively normal and inoffensive.

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

I propose we crossbreed them

[Kara]

Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

What if... etoliate's meltdown and subsequent banning is just one piece of Creepy Stalker's FF ARG

  The true content mastermind.

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Free (and leper, obviously) Creepy Stalker.

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[Nabbis]

Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

I propose we crossbreed them

Means that i get Cream back. Everyone wins.

[eleuin]

It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

that's a pretty big aside

[Kurt Russell]

It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

nah, dude would never concede to being wrong, thought he was above everyone intellectually. never accepted evidence disputing the views he espoused, often ignoring those posts altogether or instead resorting to personal insults.

had beef with Mandark because he often called him out on his conspiracy-laden bullshit. Nola and Mandark's counterarguments are what I'd call well researched.

outside of those posts, like TV discussion or whatever, etoilet seemed relatively normal and inoffensive.

I think SmokyDave said it best:

I honestly can’t tell if the constant ragging on those three posters by diet-reeers is a joke or not. If it isn’t, please shut the fuck up. They routinely offer far more nuanced and interesting viewpoints than the flimsy bitches whinging about them.

[Rufus]

What nuanced points do Optimus and Assimilate provide?

[Kurt Russell]

Not to speak for the Smokester, but

far more nuanced and interesting viewpoints than the flimsy bitches whinging about them

Some of these whiny reesetera-tier bore posters set the nuanced bar really fucking low

[agrajag]

Ah yes, Optimus a.k.a. Mr. Nuance himself

[Purrp Skirrp]

It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

nah, dude would never concede to being wrong, thought he was above everyone intellectually. never accepted evidence disputing the views he espoused, often ignoring those posts altogether or instead resorting to personal insults.

had beef with Mandark because he often called him out on his conspiracy-laden bullshit. Nola and Mandark's counterarguments are what I'd call well researched.

outside of those posts, like TV discussion or whatever, etoilet seemed relatively normal and inoffensive.

I think SmokyDave said it best:

I honestly can’t tell if the constant ragging on those three posters by diet-reeers is a joke or not. If it isn’t, please shut the fuck up. They routinely offer far more nuanced and interesting viewpoints than the flimsy bitches whinging about them.

And what does Ja Rule think about all this?

[tiesto]

I'll give credit to Assimilate, at least he posts outside of the Other Forums thread, and tries to be part of the community, even if his content can be... questionable.

[Nola]

It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

Have you heard about a fella by the name of Seth Rich? I have some really well researched Kimdotcom tweets that will keep me spamming this argument for years to come because I genuinely believe the weight of that evidence is equal to the warehouse full of counter evidence that suggests otherwise. Call me out on it and I will ignore you and chase you around calling you an intellectual coward for 6 months, maybe put you on ignore.

[jorma]

I'm sorry I hate nuance like consistently using "rtard" when told not to use it over and over.

but.. pretty much everyone use it, including you like just now. I've said distinguished mentally-challenged fellow on a regular basis throughout my entire life. Dunno why that word is so fucking taboo all of a sudden.

[Nola]

Not to speak for the Smokester, but

far more nuanced and interesting viewpoints than the flimsy bitches whinging about them

Some of these whiny reesetera-tier bore posters set the nuanced bar really fucking low

Hard to jump over the high bar you set of genuinely posting inforwars links and crying on the internet all day over video game forum culture wars.

[Great Rumbler]

etiolate was banished for a million years to the phantom zone

[Kurt Russell]

Hard to jump over the high bar you set of genuinely posting inforwars links and crying on the internet all day over video game forum culture wars.

See? This is what I mean. 

Everytime you banish an Etoilet, you give power to a snarky whiny reeeeeject with less personality than a plain bean burrito.

Who knew that Etoilet was the glue that kept The Bore together.

[nudemacusers]

Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

What if... etoliate's meltdown and subsequent banning is just one piece of Creepy Stalker's FF ARG

2deep4me

[Great Rumbler]

Who knew that Etoilet was the glue that kept The Bore together.

lmao

[Nola]

Hard to jump over the high bar you set of genuinely posting inforwars links and crying on the internet all day over video game forum culture wars.

See? This is what I mean. 

Everytime you banish an Etoilet, you give power to a snarky whiny reeeeeject with less personality than a plain bean burrito.

Who knew that Etoilet was the glue that kept The Bore together.

Ah yes, where would the board ever be without the personality and nuanced views of our resident culture warriors bitching about Resetera for 12 hours a day while unironically inhabiting damn near every single trait they whine endlessly about posters over there for.


 Like crying over how they act over sensitive to perceived out-group views while you all immediately get triggered like fragile spoiled children, often throwing temper tantrums the moment even the lightest of pushback comes your way in response to your boring in-group/out-group insults.


Nut the fuck up Kurt, don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

[CatsCatsCats]

I mean, he was unbanned, and continued shitting things up, if he’s sad about it now 🤷‍♀️

[Kurt Russell]

Nut the fuck up Kurt, don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

Bud, you sound absolutely apoplectic right now. I'm sorry I called you boring. Maybe take an internet break for 30 minutes and go for a walk to calm down. This isn't healthy.

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[Mandark]

I mean, he was unbanned, and continued shitting things up, if he’s sad about it now 🤷‍♀️

Yeah, he was very clearly on a mission to get banned. I don't have any special insight but I kinda suspect he wanted a break from the forum but didn't want to ask a mod directly.

[TakingBackSunday]

kurt how long have you been on thebore?

because ever since like 2004 people have hated etoilet.  it's one of the few common, maintained zeitgest of thebore's history

[benjipwns]

etiolate was banished for a million years to the phantom zone

one thing i've noticed is that for how terrible they've always described it as punishment the phantom zone has really lax security, like literally everyone ever banished to it has escaped

multiple times

[benjipwns]

also, Mon-El's banishment is a super example of Superdickery, he's "trapped" there because SUPERMAN has never found a cure for minor lead poisoning

yeah, like i believe that story Kal 

[benjipwns]

and you're telling me the fucking LEGION doesn't have a cure? really?

oh we can't mess with the timestream, he can only be healed here in the future, ignore all those other times we do it

the time trapper messes with time less, i mean, COME ON

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

#bringbackmethodis

[eleuin]

It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

nah, dude would never concede to being wrong, thought he was above everyone intellectually. never accepted evidence disputing the views he espoused, often ignoring those posts altogether or instead resorting to personal insults.

had beef with Mandark because he often called him out on his conspiracy-laden bullshit. Nola and Mandark's counterarguments are what I'd call well researched.

outside of those posts, like TV discussion or whatever, etoilet seemed relatively normal and inoffensive.

I think SmokyDave said it best:

I honestly can’t tell if the constant ragging on those three posters by diet-reeers is a joke or not. If it isn’t, please shut the fuck up. They routinely offer far more nuanced and interesting viewpoints than the flimsy bitches whinging about them.

who the fuck cares what smokeydave thinks

[Assimilate]

Assy says worse shit

 

What do i say that is so appalling? Relax your angry brows bro.

[TVC15]

Give Etiolate his voice back. Someone needs to speak for Roseanne.

[agrajag]

True we need Etoilet to explain her her tweet was funny and that we don't understand humor, also need him to explain the post-irony of pepe the frog

[nudemacusers]

Give Etiolate his voice back. Someone needs to speak for Roseanne.

[TVC15]

Give Etiolate his voice back. Someone needs to speak for Roseanne.

[Transhuman]

I think he should be unbanned out of pity. I mean if he can get banned from here, imagine how shitty the next site he gets banned from will be

[Mandark]

Whoa, buddy.

He posts at several other places where he's respected and not surrounded by cowardly horsefuckers.

[Transhuman]

Whoa, buddy.

He posts at several other places where he's respected and not surrounded by cowardly horsefuckers.

Well I'm glad etiolate found somewhere he fits in

[benjipwns]

jeez Danny The Street really looks rough in that picture

[benjipwns]

shut up nerd

[Transhuman]

Man I love when they write weird powers like that. Fuck flying superheroes