Just ban Optimus already

[Shostakovich]

Posts in same two threads, not to contribute, but to unload diarrhea over them
Regularly derails threads because he's a sensitive child
Doesn't know how to drop an issue
Does not recognize Dogmod's divine right of rule
Does not appreciate the multiple attempts by more patient members to explain what's going on

This guy has been ruining threads for a while and that's the only thing he contributes. At least Assimilate has good taste in movies, Etiolate wasn't always posting dead kids, etc. Unlike normal people, Optimus does not respond to normal conditioning where he adapts to the crowd or just leaves. Seems like he just wants to stay here and scream like a kid. Nobody likes him and it's making some threads unreadable half the time so please just ban him.

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[agrajag]

how many "Ban X Person" threads are we going to have before we learn our lesson?

Let things run their course. If Spergtimus gets under the dog or borksada's skin enough, they'll take care of him.

[Cerveza mas fina]

If u put someone on ignore its like murder

[Atramental]

He hasn’t shit up my threads and the threads that I frequent regularly so I can’t hate on him personally.

[CatsCatsCats]

Ban kris until he releases his username history

[Kurt Russell]

[Tasty]

Nah. Eventually all these guys' tough exterior will crumble and they'll do themselves in ban-wise. Just gotta wait it out.

[Kara]

Back in my day we called for a good leperin'.

[Kurt Russell]

If u put someone on ignore its like murder

It takes effort though, man. It seems you can't put anyone on ignore until you've announced it to the whole forum at least twice, had a big flounce off and then secretly un-ignored just so you can check if that person is still talking about you.

Wayyyy easier to actual-ignore imho.

[Nabbis]

I sometimes get confused if this is some BCT discord where one whines to Bish about problematic posters in 2014 or The Bore. You can just ignore posters or not engage them. At least Etiolate posted his kiddy cache two times in a row.

I have not been here long so you guys do you but seems kinda contrasting to have a shitposting thread about weirdos and yet suddenly being an asshole is problematic.

[nachobro]

nah, shosta is just trying to fit in and he thinks this is the best way to do it.

[samir]

I don't understand why you want to ban one of the most intelligent and articulate young men on this forum.

[agrajag]

There is an assault on young men!

[Momo]

Same advice I gave Optimus applies here, if someone annoys you ignore them, dont engage.

[Brehvolution]

[agrajag]

 

[Nola]

I think Optimus is angry, tribal, misguided, and most importantly not very bright, but that also makes him an easy outlet for occasional mockery and joke materiel.

He’s like easy crowd work for a comedian.

[Nola]

Oh, just saw his late night/early morning rant on the sanctity of saying distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

This thread makes a lot more sense now.

[Stoney Mason]

I always assume certain posters are teenagers on here. Because Lord help them if they are grown ass adults going nuts over topics like marvel movies.

edit: Just to be clear I don't mean liking Marvel Movies. I mean arguing movie opinions like they are mathematic facts and then insulting people who don't share same opinion.

[mormapope]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45544.0

Already had this thread, voted no again.

If someone annoys you, troll them or berate them rite back.

[team filler]

I always assume certain posters are teenagers on here. Because Lord help them if they are grown ass adults going nuts over topics like marvel movies.

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx

[Nintex]

First they came for Etiolate....

[Kurt Russell]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx

 

[Nola]

Reading Optimus’s rant, I really don’t get what is so hard about not saying that word?

We all live in a world of normative barriers, and it hasn’t brought on the free speech apocalypse. No one is making 900 word care posts about the free speech integrity of this message board being torn apart by being unable to call a person the N word. Because it just goes without saying that it’s not acceptable discourse in 2018.

There’s a whole bag of insults you can pull from to drive home how much you hate people that don’t think your Russia Today tweets and your flavor of the culture wars are very compelling, just leave the “distinguished mentally-challenged fellow” in the bag with the rest of the shit you have no problem keeping off limits. It’s not some vanguard blow by the thought police.

[agrajag]

Or you can just type the word you wanted to use in the first place and not try to circumvent the filter to "stick it to the man" like a child. Everyone knows what Ted Danson stands for at this point, so what is the difference? What's the point of starting petulent little crusades?

[Mr. Nobody]

First the Coli purge, and now the Bore 

[agrajag]

Imagine, escaping the iron shower curtain of GAF only to be pulled back in by the authoritarian paws of the Marxist Dog.

[Mr. Nobody]

First the Coli purge, and now the Bore 

Whoa what's the story there?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/1st-annual-memorial-day-purge.635490/

Lot of shitty posters got banned

[nachobro]

If its the first time, that's not annual. Coli dopes pls

[Mr. Nobody]

First the Coli purge, and now the Bore 

Whoa what's the story there?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/1st-annual-memorial-day-purge.635490/

Lot of shitty posters got banned

  Is r=g still kicking?

Unfortunately

[thisismyusername]

Current vote is 50/50.

Guess we have a hung ( ) jury, folks.

[Mandark]

I voted no, like I always do.

It feels weird to keep coming to a place you hate just to keep upsetting yourself, but that also seems to describe the theme of this forum's most popular thread, so

[curly]

abstaining from voting in protest of the tyranny of the two-option-poll system

[Mandark]

abstaining from voting in protest of the tyranny of the two-option-poll system

Jack Remington's going to yell at you for the next three years when Optimus gets to stay by one vote.

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ALTERNATE JOKE: If Mupepe were on the ballot and got 5%, he'd get matching funds in the next poll.

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[Great Rumbler]

abstaining from voting in protest of the tyranny of the two-option-poll system

Those who refuse to vote only end up being denied representation.

[thisismyusername]

abstaining from voting in protest of the tyranny of the two-option-poll system

Woah, look at you, Shinobi. Not voting for either option and then crying about him staying when you're posting your next EA shill thread. I see you.

[Let's Cyber]

I voted yes because I'm a petty bitch

Back in my day we called for a good leperin'.

moar lepering pls. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I voted no but I admit that I don't know/care who Optimus is.

[Yeti]

I wish you guys would be more creative with your Optimus portmanteaus, I'm tired of seeing Floptimus and Sloptimus all the time. How about calling him things like Hop on Poptimus, or Peppermint Schnappstimus? There's really a lot you could be doing with a username like optimus, but everyone always seems to go for the low hanging fruit.

[benjipwns]

but everyone always seems to go for the low hanging fruit.

well i mean

[agrajag]

Ted Dansimus

[Mandark]

OptiMusk, since he's an Elon stan now.

[Nola]

I wish you guys would be more creative with your Optimus portmanteaus, I'm tired of seeing Floptimus and Sloptimus all the time. How about calling him things like Hop on Poptimus, or Peppermint Schnappstimus? There's really a lot you could be doing with a username like optimus, but everyone always seems to go for the low hanging fruit.

I say since he is apparently enough of a Transformers fan to pick that name(which should be a strike against him by default), we just change his name to the much more fitting Transformer, given his personality:

Repugnus

Then you have Repugnus, who doesn’t believe in stealth. Rather than use a vehicle or a telephone pole or a stupid plant as an alt-mode, he’s just a giant robot bug monster thing. He and the Monsterbots (really running out of names, aren’t we?) would be tasked to do unsavory missions, which matches Repugnus’ personality.

Repugnus takes pride in being unpleasant to everyone, even by Decepticon standards. Rather than ending up in the cool anti-hero platform like the Wreckers or Grimlock, he ends up being a parody of cool like Drift or Lobo. When it turns out that the Autobots imprisoned him, it’s hard to decide if it was because Repugnus finally went too far or they were just tired of his loud, tedious personality.

[Mandark]

Looks like yes is winning!

 

[Kara]

Repugnus takes pride in being unpleasant to everyone, even by Decepticon standards. Rather than ending up in the cool anti-hero platform like the Wreckers or Grimlock, he ends up being a parody of cool like Drift or Lobo

*turns chair around, sits down backwards*
*turns ushanka around backwards*

Kids, there's nothing "cool" about wreckers.

[benjipwns]

i suspect the OP to be engaging in collusion with Russia to steal this election

[Switters]

The dude hasn't done anything to affect my moblin like farming so I don't care.

[Boredfrom]

We should differentiate between Marvel comics’s Grimlock (where he was dick troll) over his other mainstream portrayals (being a dumbass dinosaur)

[Nola]

Repugnus takes pride in being unpleasant to everyone, even by Decepticon standards. Rather than ending up in the cool anti-hero platform like the Wreckers or Grimlock, he ends up being a parody of cool like Drift or Lobo

*turns chair around, sits down backwards*
*turns ushanka around backwards*

Kids, there's nothing "cool" about wreckers.

lol

I honestly know little about Transformers, I just typed in "worst Transformers ever" thinking maybe one had a really shitty name and was amused that one of the consensus hated ones seemed to be the one that describes Optimus's personality and behavior to a tee.

[agrajag]

OptiMusk, since he's an Elon stan now.

You're telling me that the guy who yells at every corner that he's a leftist idealist is now a corporate shill?

[agrajag]

Looks like yes is winning!

I am saving my vote till the very end to cast it as a final tiebreaker.

Repugnus, your fate is in my hands!

 

[Mandark]

"No" was winning and Shosta re-labelled the options. This Diebold son of a bitch...

[agrajag]

it's those kind underhanded tactics that had his tenure at RE end in a dishonorable discharge.

[benjipwns]

well so much for "at least on The Bore my vote counts"

now the ballot even changes after i vote!

thanks again lie-berals

[Nola]

OptiMusk, since he's an Elon stan now.

You're telling me that the guy who yells at every corner that he's a leftist idealist is now a corporate shill?

But you see he finds common ground because he calls the media fake news....Because they report on his anti-union behavior, autonomous vehicle crashes, and incidents of employee unease.

...Fuck it, I honestly can’t even come up with a plausible rationalization for his logic on that one.

[thisismyusername]

"No" was winning and Shosta re-labelled the options. This Diebold son of a bitch...

Or was it Rumbler...?

[nudemacusers]

I think banning shosta is a good compromise.

Ban anyone who currently posts on resetera or neogaf.

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[nudemacusers]

Ben people who own sketchers tbh... they’re probably only months away from suicide anyway.