Author Topic: What is benjipwns? (Read 3860 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2018, 09:55:55 PM »

He exists because he does.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:01:01 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:18:44 PM »

None of those are positive. I’m not picking any of them. I’m looking to make that whore my third wife.

toku · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:21:07 PM »

I bet he's happily married. No kids. Has a nice book shelf and a favorite used book store "in town." Probably smiles to himself a lot. Lives well, richly, you know? Enjoying the simple things.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:31:29 PM »

I bet bro’s got a jungle bush and 70s chest hair. After we freak like funk musicians I’m going to use his wet chest hair to clean my ass and face. Not in that order.

Sai · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:38:15 PM »

moblin alt

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:41:52 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:54:42 PM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on July 14, 2018, 10:52:59 PM

benji is garbage.

I knew he was Hillary Clinton.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:59:40 PM »

benji is a sweetheart. Add a good option!

agrajag · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2018, 11:07:14 PM »

a good option for me to poop on!

Kara · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2018, 11:10:46 PM »

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Official Cover: income producing staff, post-secondary institution
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Employed by: KeyWiki
Position: Contributor
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BisMarckie · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2018, 11:13:16 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're all joking in here while he gathered enough kompromat to end every single one of us.

[close]

toku · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2018, 11:15:28 PM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2018, 11:33:26 PM »

More importantly, why is benjipwns?

sphagnum · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2018, 11:45:58 PM »

Mutualist.

shosta · « **Reply #16 on:** July 15, 2018, 01:05:38 AM »

I think the thing he hates most is attention, so he's absolutely not going to engage with this thread.

Mandark · « **Reply #17 on:** July 15, 2018, 01:07:31 AM »

Thesis: benji is a libertarian

Antithesis: benji has explained several times in detail that he is not a libertarian

Synthesis: benji is a libertarian

agrajag · « **Reply #18 on:** July 15, 2018, 01:12:46 AM »

benji is a librarian

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 15, 2018, 01:54:29 AM »

I think the evidence solidly points to him being some sort of “internet tulpa.”

warcock · « **Reply #20 on:** July 15, 2018, 03:44:41 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 14, 2018, 10:18:44 PM

None of those are positive. I’m not picking any of them. I’m looking to make that whore my third wife.

Considering how prolific and verbose he is, dude is either paralyzed waist down or has fuck you money( or both). Place your bets.

team filler · « **Reply #21 on:** July 15, 2018, 04:34:13 AM »

boy genius aka the kid

VomKriege · « **Reply #22 on:** July 15, 2018, 04:45:40 AM »

Doxxing like nobody's watching.

benjipwns · « **Reply #23 on:** July 15, 2018, 04:55:21 AM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** July 15, 2018, 12:33:11 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 15, 2018, 01:54:29 AM

I think the evidence solidly points to him being some sort of “internet tulpa.”

Quote

A tulpa is an entity created in the mind, acting independently of, and parallel to your own consciousness. They are able to think, and have their own free will, emotions, and memories. In short, a tulpa is like a sentient person living in your head, separate from you.

Checks out.

agrajag · « **Reply #25 on:** July 15, 2018, 12:34:43 PM »

So you're saying Benji is our imaginary friend?

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** July 15, 2018, 02:50:28 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 15, 2018, 12:33:11 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 15, 2018, 01:54:29 AM
I think the evidence solidly points to him being some sort of “internet tulpa.”

Quote
A tulpa is an entity created in the mind, acting independently of, and parallel to your own consciousness. They are able to think, and have their own free will, emotions, and memories. In short, a tulpa is like a sentient person living in your head, separate from you.

Checks out.

I remember this from an episode of Supernatural.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** July 15, 2018, 03:04:47 PM »

Knowing it from Supernatural instead of Twin Peaks Season 3.

Yeti · « **Reply #28 on:** July 15, 2018, 06:56:54 PM »

It appeared on Supernatural waaaay before Twin Peaks season 3.

Also I have never watched Twin Peaks.

agrajag · « **Reply #29 on:** July 15, 2018, 07:09:42 PM »

Mods help!

Oblivion · « **Reply #30 on:** July 15, 2018, 07:18:06 PM »

I'll do you one better: WHY is benjipwns?

toku · « **Reply #31 on:** July 15, 2018, 07:18:57 PM »

we failed benji with this thread

MMaRsu · « **Reply #32 on:** July 15, 2018, 07:46:40 PM »

I think benji is a bot

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** July 15, 2018, 08:40:05 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 15, 2018, 06:56:54 PM

It appeared on Supernatural waaaay before Twin Peaks season 3.

Also I have never watched Twin Peaks.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #34 on:** July 15, 2018, 08:56:07 PM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #35 on:** July 15, 2018, 11:15:59 PM »

"... a breath of fresh air. benjipwns brings his own self and style, yet is true to Buckley’s legacy of rigorous exploration of political thought."

- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 15, 2018, 11:24:39 PM »

I blew snot all over my copy of Sexual Personae last night in a ritual designed to give him more power. I think it’s why I’m so sick and weak now.

skullstorm · « **Reply #37 on:** March 03, 2019, 07:29:04 AM »

Where is banji

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** March 03, 2019, 08:59:32 AM »

benji is cohen.

Mandark · « **Reply #39 on:** March 03, 2019, 11:01:07 AM »

Making me think Wrath was back.

skullstorm · « **Reply #40 on:** March 03, 2019, 01:48:09 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 03, 2019, 11:01:07 AM

Making me think Wrath was back.

Where is wrath

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #41 on:** March 03, 2019, 05:49:47 PM »

Quote from: Stro on March 03, 2019, 12:50:54 PM

You really are one of the most hateful people I've ever encountered on the internet

(he's bi_polar)

team filler · « **Reply #42 on:** March 03, 2019, 05:55:36 PM »

go raidahs!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #43 on:** March 03, 2019, 08:40:07 PM »

Quote from: skullstorm on March 03, 2019, 01:48:09 PM

Quote from: Mandark on March 03, 2019, 11:01:07 AM
Making me think Wrath was back.

Where is wrath

He got tired of posting on forums.

agrajag · « **Reply #44 on:** March 03, 2019, 08:43:37 PM »

benji is Great Rumbler's son

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #45 on:** March 03, 2019, 09:51:14 PM »

Quote from: skullstorm on March 03, 2019, 07:29:04 AM

Where is banji

WHY IS BENJI

News:

Poll

What is it?

Author Topic: What is benjipwns? (Read 3860 times)

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