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« Reply #120 on: August 01, 2018, 06:58:46 PM »
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« Reply #121 on: August 01, 2018, 07:21:10 PM »
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v cute pic. i find her look cute, but fairly pedestrian. she's also very short. ymmv.
she's 5'2

damn she is tiny, like really fucking tiny. i can't even visualize that in my head, her standing in front of me being that small.

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« Reply #122 on: August 01, 2018, 07:28:11 PM »
not to defend assimilate, but I sorta get the whole "people pretending to trans IRL" cause I saw it when my daughter ran her highschool's LGBT club.

There were two kids in there that were definitely trans. They took it seriously and it wasn't "man in a dress" trans, I mean if you knew them you knew that they were damned serious about it. Then there were a bunch of other kids that decided they were "gender fluid" and treated it like a fad. Changing their gender as they wanted, naming themselves after their favorite anime characters and such one week they'd get all pissed if you called them a guy, the next you'd be crucified for calling them a girl. Of course, they're teens and we all did stupid stuff in our teens but I can see where the criticism comes from. I don't think it's common place, and it's a stupid thing, but I can't say I don't understand when people say "some people pretend to be trans" because I've certainly seen it.

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« Reply #123 on: August 01, 2018, 07:49:15 PM »

In the Disney stuff Scarlett looks absolutely stunning in nearly all her scenes but sometimes the CG and stunt doubles are not very well done and it's easy to see it's not actually her in certain scenes.
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« Reply #124 on: August 01, 2018, 07:52:53 PM »
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v cute pic. i find her look cute, but fairly pedestrian. she's also very short. ymmv.
she's 5'2

damn she is tiny, like really fucking tiny. i can't even visualize that in my head, her standing in front of me being that small.

Why would Scarlett Johansson ever be standing in front of you to begin with
because i'm not a fat fuck lard like you that had to drop 60lb and now have loose ass skin.

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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #125 on: August 02, 2018, 12:17:21 AM »


i got half a foot on hugh jackman. being tall with a short woman is pretty funny. i've only ever dated someone shorter than 5'8" once though, and would avoid it long term. so much nicer dating someone nearer your height. being able to talk at gigs <3 not getting looked at like some weird freaks. long legs :lawd

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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #126 on: August 02, 2018, 12:29:44 AM »
Lmao this is sharp knees 2.0

As if you wouldnt sell your kidney to a chinese butcher for a shot with Scarlett

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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #127 on: August 02, 2018, 12:41:13 AM »
Lost in Translation era? Yeah. Now. idk. A kidney is a lot breh.

Speaking hypothetically about dream white women ~that age I would be much more interested in Greta Gerwig.
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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #128 on: August 02, 2018, 12:43:06 AM »
That age? Shes like 35  :lol

To each his own I guess.

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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #129 on: August 02, 2018, 12:44:08 AM »
ScarJo is 33, Gerwig is 34
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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #130 on: August 02, 2018, 12:46:50 AM »
Is that that age? Is it old or something?

Im 35 so just wondering, their age never crossed my mind when talking about her

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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #131 on: August 02, 2018, 01:27:12 AM »

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« Reply #132 on: August 02, 2018, 02:30:23 AM »
Is that that age? Is it old or something?

Im 35 so just wondering, their age never crossed my mind when talking about her

For me it's older, for you it's younger *shrug*, I thought we were purely objectifying, ignoring the obvious draw of dating them for wealth (and fame if that's your thing). It is pretty hard to beat youth.

Your 20s  :rejoice

Getting older  :nintendo

Would easily give a kidney to date someone that successful. Wouldnt need to be that hot  :doge
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« Reply #133 on: August 02, 2018, 03:48:33 AM »
Idk man I never liked younger chicks as they don't have their shit together. Which I find really unattractive.

Also, I think woman look hotter when they look like woman and not girls.

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« Reply #134 on: August 02, 2018, 01:41:15 PM »
i got half a foot on hugh jackman. being tall with a short woman is pretty funny. i've only ever dated someone shorter than 5'8" once though, and would avoid it long term. so much nicer dating someone nearer your height. being able to talk at gigs <3 not getting looked at like some weird freaks. long legs :lawd
You're crazy.  I'm over a foot taller than my wife.  Short chicks are hot.  Easier for them to get thick too.  And when people think my wife is my daughter  :lawd

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« Reply #135 on: August 02, 2018, 02:48:46 PM »
Messed up mayne

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« Reply #136 on: August 02, 2018, 04:41:44 PM »
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« Reply #137 on: August 02, 2018, 05:21:46 PM »
  :lol

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« Reply #138 on: August 02, 2018, 06:19:19 PM »
Do you make her wear little girl babydoll dresses? Because that shit is hot.
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« Reply #139 on: August 02, 2018, 07:36:10 PM »
younger chics>shorter chics> older women with their shit together



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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #140 on: August 02, 2018, 08:13:46 PM »
And when people think my wife is my daughter  :lawd


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« Reply #142 on: August 02, 2018, 08:29:48 PM »
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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #143 on: August 02, 2018, 09:07:18 PM »
He kisses his son like it's the Lombardi trophy :lol

difference is he still has his son

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« Reply #144 on: August 03, 2018, 12:21:27 AM »
i got half a foot on hugh jackman. being tall with a short woman is pretty funny. i've only ever dated someone shorter than 5'8" once though, and would avoid it long term. so much nicer dating someone nearer your height. being able to talk at gigs <3 not getting looked at like some weird freaks. long legs :lawd
You're crazy.  I'm over a foot taller than my wife.  Short chicks are hot.  Easier for them to get thick too.  And when people think my wife is my daughter  :lawd
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« Reply #145 on: August 03, 2018, 10:20:31 AM »
Do you make her wear little girl babydoll dresses? Because that shit is hot.
No.  But that's a damn good idea.

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« Reply #146 on: August 03, 2018, 01:08:43 PM »

hey guys, trying to get back to posting more, how is -
i got half a foot on hugh jackman. being tall with a short woman is pretty funny. i've only ever dated someone shorter than 5'8" once though, and would avoid it long term. so much nicer dating someone nearer your height. being able to talk at gigs <3 not getting looked at like some weird freaks. long legs :lawd
You're crazy.  I'm over a foot taller than my wife.  Short chicks are hot.  Easier for them to get thick too.  And when people think my wife is my daughter  :lawd

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« Reply #147 on: August 03, 2018, 02:00:21 PM »
Do you make her wear little girl babydoll dresses? Because that shit is hot.
No.  But that's a damn good idea.

You should also have a Girl Scout uniform for her. Maybe a few boxes of cookies to try to sell to strangers when you’re out and about.
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« Reply #148 on: August 03, 2018, 02:05:14 PM »
Do you make her wear little girl babydoll dresses? Because that shit is hot.
No.  But that's a damn good idea.

You should also have a Girl Scout uniform for her. Maybe a few boxes of cookies to try to sell to strangers when you’re out and about.
making them earn their keep :rejoice

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« Reply #149 on: August 03, 2018, 02:48:40 PM »
Do you make her wear little girl babydoll dresses? Because that shit is hot.
No.  But that's a damn good idea.

You should also have a Girl Scout uniform for her. Maybe a few boxes of cookies to try to sell to strangers when you’re out and about.
PM me.  I need more of these ideas

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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #150 on: August 03, 2018, 04:27:46 PM »
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« Reply #151 on: August 03, 2018, 04:32:36 PM »
I can't even complain actually. Mupepe sent me semi nudes of his sister like 15 years ago.
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Re: Scarlett Johansson and that lgqbt role
« Reply #152 on: August 04, 2018, 11:03:38 AM »
Do you make her wear little girl babydoll dresses? Because that shit is hot.
No.  But that's a damn good idea.

You should also have a Girl Scout uniform for her. Maybe a few boxes of cookies to try to sell to strangers when you’re out and about.

Step off Bryci's game. :bolo

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« Reply #153 on: August 04, 2018, 11:50:04 AM »
Do you make her wear little girl babydoll dresses? Because that shit is hot.
No.  But that's a damn good idea.

You should also have a Girl Scout uniform for her. Maybe a few boxes of cookies to try to sell to strangers when you’re out and about.
PM me.  I need more of these ideas

Mups, I dreamt of THE NEXT LEVEL last night. This scenario is so sexy that it might be illegal to write it out. Will post later going to nap and see if I can refine it.

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« Reply #154 on: August 04, 2018, 01:10:37 PM »
Either post it or PM it, boo boo.

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« Reply #155 on: August 04, 2018, 05:31:51 PM »
Either post it or PM it, boo boo.

You’ll get what you want. I’m drinking now, it’s so sexy. This may be my next masterpiece. You’re gonna cheese without touching your cock.
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« Reply #156 on: August 04, 2018, 07:02:17 PM »
Oh mupepe, I may have to deliver this scenario in erotic fanfic format. It’s just too juicy to merely describe declaratively. I’ve worked in so many little perfect details. I’ve been perfecting it all day in my head.
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« Reply #157 on: August 04, 2018, 07:12:40 PM »
Please please please you big tease

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« Reply #159 on: August 04, 2018, 07:19:40 PM »
Please please please you big tease

I’m working on it now. I feel dirty writing this. It should be done tonight.
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« Reply #160 on: August 05, 2018, 12:33:30 AM »
Here you go--this may have suffered from having to finish it quickly, but I got things to do tonight.
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They didn’t know it yet, but their weekly role-play day would never be sexier or sleazier than the one in front of them. Mupepe and his wifey had picked the filthiest Wal-Mart in all the land to turn into their depraved playground, and they’d been planning for weeks. It was the sort of Wal-Mart that was more like daycare for its r-word-tarded and disgustingly elderly employees.

Miss Pepe was working the entrance in her special girl scout uniform. The hem on her little plaid skirt was inappropriate by several inches. As she tried to pitch her Samoas and Thin Mints, she’d bounce like a giddy child, and that pervy hemline meant all of her customers saw a lot of her lacy underthings, inappropriate for a girl her age, along with a heaping serving of mound. She’d get so excited that she’d drop money she was handed, and she’d shoo away her customers as they tried to help her, just so she could conspicuously bend over and show her candy apple ass to the world.

Mupepe watched from the bushes. He didn’t have any pants on and he was manipulating himself. Far enough away that he didn’t really need to stifle his masturbatory moans, he got a little too comfortable and was maybe a little too loud when he nutted. The noise caught Miss Pepe’s attention, and she figured it was time for Phase Two.

In the middle of a sale, Miss Pepe dropped her cookies and grabbed her crotch with both hands, with an embarrassed look on her face. Mupepe quickly wiped off his dick with some leaves, pulled up his sweat pants, and ran over to Miss Pepe. Bending down a little, she put her hand over his ear and whispered something into it. Mupepe mimed shock, lifted up his wife, and ran to the men’s room.

He burst into the room, which was filled with the sort of men you’d expect to find in a shitty Wal-Mart in fucking Texas. It’s like a truck rest stop but worse. Large hairy men, child molesters, rapists, open carriers, murders, people without shoes and socks. Nobody wore shirts. There were some American flag crop tops. Yellowed underwear peaked out of tight denim. That’s what men’s rooms in Texas are like, and they smell like beef jerky and piss, their only good point.

Anyway, Mupepe set his little girl down on the nanny state-mandated changing table that sat on the wall opposite the all-occupied urinals.

“It’s okay. Everyone has accidents once in a while. Let’s get you cleaned up so you can go out and sell more cookies,” said Mupepe.

“Okay, daddy!” said Miss Pepe.

Miss Pepe laid down on her back as Mupepe upturned her skirt and pulled her panties down, pulling them further apart to get around her thick and juicy thighs.

“Daddy, can I have a lollipop?” asked Miss Pepe.

“Oh, I gave you my last one this morning. Hmmm, does this work?”

Mupepe leaned forward and stuck his thumb in Miss Pepe’s mouth, resting that arm on the changing table so he could focus on cleaning up her precious areas with a wet wipe with his other arm. As soon as he made contact, she let him know how much she liked it by biting harder on daddy’s thumb and teasing a bit of tongue play. Mupepe took this as a sign that she needed to be cleaned more deeply, and in every available orifice. As things escalated into pure spelunking, Miss Pepe’s hands crushed the remaining sample Thin Mint that was still in her hand.

“Oooo, daddy’s got a lollipop now,” Mupepe said.

The tongue-biting and licking quickly turned to audible moaning, and the various gross Texans at the urinals started looking over their shoulder to bear witness to the perversion, thinking of all the nasty shit they had done to their daughters lately. There was a lot of rubbernecking going on as folks left the bathroom, and more than a few of those urinals were choked up with loads by the time somebody finally called security on the apparent incestuous pedo-bacchanalia going on.

Mupepe and Miss Pepe were taken to the security office. There, the head of security, a tall bull dyke that looked like a gym teacher ripped into Mupepe, telling him how sick he was and how fucked up he was for thinking he could get away with this in a public men’s restroom.

Mupepe looked shocked. “This is all a huge misunderstanding. This isn’t my daughter. This is my wife,” he said.

In response to her husband’s words, Miss Pepe took off her clothes, quick like a pro. There’d be no mistaking her for a child when her clothes were off. She was all woman.

“I don’t know how you can look at something like this and think she’s a little girl. That’s just weird,” said Mupepe.

As Mupepe was saying this, Miss Pepe had moved to beside the head of security and was pulling on her shirt, near her breast.

“Daddy, I’m hungry,” said Miss Pepe.

The head of security smiled a little bit. Mupepe’s argument, and his wife’s body, were very convincing.

“Well, she hasn’t eaten all day, Ms. Head of Security,” said Mupepe.

The head of security unbuttoned her shirt and pulled a big titty out of her bra, but this wasn’t good enough for Miss Pepe.

“All off,” she said. And the head of security complied.

It only took a few minutes before the head of security was naked on the desk, tits up, with Miss Mupepe, tits down, nursing on her. Due to the height discrepancy between the two, their assholes and vaginas lined up just right for Mupepe to have an easy buffet. First, he covered their holes in Nutella and had himself a feast (a slightly more difficult one with the significantly hairier head of security), and then he played whack-a-mole with his dick, switching between vaginas rapidly between strokes, and then finished in his wife’s asshole (note that this was all done hygienically—the asshole was fucked last and there was no switching from asshole to vagina).

In the end, that bull dyke head of security was played by Scarlett Johansson in the movie adaptation of this story, which is what this thread is all about.
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« Reply #161 on: August 05, 2018, 12:35:41 AM »
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« Reply #163 on: August 05, 2018, 12:40:27 AM »
 :asuka You think I would read all that
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« Reply #164 on: August 05, 2018, 12:42:12 AM »
:asuka You think I would read all that

Hey, I hyped up some fanfic. I had to deliver. It’s smutty.
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« Reply #165 on: August 05, 2018, 01:13:20 AM »
You’re one sick fuck. I love it. And I love you.

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« Reply #166 on: August 06, 2018, 07:29:02 PM »
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In the end, that bull dyke head of security was played by Scarlett Johansson in the movie adaptation of this story, which is what this thread is all about.
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