You know your an 80s/90s kid when

[Huff]

your not deaf from the measles because your parents vaccinated you

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/15/health/us-measles-cases-cdc/index.html

More than 100 cases of measles have been diagnosed this year in 21 states and the District of Columbia, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported Wednesday.

Most of the people who got measles had not been vaccinated

Unvaccinated infants are especially vulnerable to complications of measles, so they are best protected by herd immunity, the CDC advises. Herd immunity is achieved when at least 95% of the total population of a country gets the recommended two doses of vaccine.
Measles is one of the leading causes of death for children, according to the World Health Organization, which estimates that 450 die each day worldwide due to the illness.

[Huff]

I heard nudemac didn't vaccinate his 8 children.

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CDC believes that measles comes in from countries where Americans frequently travel, such as England, France, Germany...

WOW Europeans lose again

build the wall. keep kosma out

[Kara]

Should I accept the fact that my genes might not be peak specimens and my child could have a developmental disorder as a result?

No, it is the vaccinations' fault.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I heard nudemac didn't vaccinate his 8 children.

What about the other 5?

[BlueTsunami]

On the plus side, I wouldnt have learned about herd immunity if not for the carelessness of shitty parents

[CatsCatsCats]

To be fair, the MMR shot hurt ril bad

[Kara]

http://twitter.com/turing_police/status/1030245441609187329

[Great Rumbler]

https://twitter.com/cockydooody/status/1030248231500840962

[Cerveza mas fina]

CDC believes that measles comes in from countries where Americans frequently travel, such as England, France, Germany...

WOW Europeans lose again

build the wall. keep kosma out

Youd be lucky just to catch measels if Kosma cums

[nudemacusers]

I heard nudemac didn't vaccinate his 8 children.

I vaccinate the one I allow outside. Herd immunity. 

[Brehvolution]

Let them get measles.

[Brehvolution]

Also, fuck lice with the power of a thousand wolves. Kids don't just get lice. They get it from other untreated kids whose parents are oblivious to the fact that little Johnny is itching his head every 10 seconds. Luckily, teachers can spot this shit a mile away and separate the vermin before he infects the entire class.

[bork]

Shouldn't an 80s/90s kid know the difference between "your" and "you're" by now? 

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[Huff]

Look at the way nazi Bork distracts one from the issues at hand

He probably is a big anti sciencer

[Huff]

Seen any dinosaurs recently Bork

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