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Oblivion

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HOOTERS HAD TO CLOSE A BUNCH OF LOCATIONS BECAUSE MILLENNIALS DON'T LIKE BOOBS VERY MUCH

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Millennials' disinterest in boobs isn't just affecting what kind of porn they watch.

As one could imagine, the inexplicable decrease in cleavage-related searches on PornHub among twenty-somethings is bad for certain businesses, namely "breastaurants" such as Hooters.

According to Business Insider, the number of Hooters locations in the U.S. dropped a staggering 7 percent from 2012 to 2016, and sales have been stagnant.


This is why Trump won.

nudemacusers

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2018, 06:11:20 PM »
hooters is trash. good riddance.
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Tasty

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2018, 06:13:14 PM »
Maybe millennials just don't like super tacky chains which offer overpriced, unhealthy slop.

BisMarckie

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2018, 06:14:58 PM »
I'm working to make Beakers(patent pending) a thing. A restaurant staffed with hunks to further the gay agenda.

:birb

agrajag

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2018, 06:15:10 PM »
Well, millenials like asses, right? Out with the brrastaurants, in with the asstaurants I say.

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2018, 06:15:39 PM »
Yeah boob obsession has been decreasing for a while. I told my friend this before the idiot went and put on these huge booobs for god knows what reason. She was fine as is

Oh well. Nice to see americans catch up to what really matters

dat booty

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Oblivion

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2018, 06:19:33 PM »
hooters is trash. good riddance.

are you referring to the food, the prices, or the exploitation?

Tasty

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2018, 06:20:34 PM »
hooters is trash. good riddance.

are you referring to the food, the prices, or the exploitation?

"...Yes."

nudemacusers

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2018, 06:21:49 PM »
eh hooters failing has nothing to do with tits and more to do with shitty food, crap locations, and garbo uniforms. For years now I can get coffee from chicks in nothing but pasties, top and bottom. fuck outta here with tight tees step your shit up.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2018, 06:22:06 PM »
Well, millenials like asses, right? Out with the brrastaurants, in with the asstaurants I say.

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2018, 06:23:33 PM »
*Eat n Booty
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nudemacusers

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2018, 06:23:40 PM »
it's 2018 if I don't open the door and walk into two chix going ass2ass w/ a daytona style chicken wing then i'm not interested.
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Assimilate

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2018, 06:25:05 PM »
it's 2018 if I don't open the door and walk into two chix going ass2ass w/ a daytona style chicken wing then i'm not interested.
The easy availability of porn on the internet has truly killed everything

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Oblivion

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2018, 06:25:59 PM »
hooters is trash. good riddance.

are you referring to the food, the prices, or the exploitation?

"...Yes."

Figured at least one y'all would make this reference :heartbeat

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2018, 07:19:45 PM »
get with the times grandpa. boobs are out, ass i sin :rejoice
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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2018, 10:25:04 PM »
I still like a good rack. Hooters food did suck though.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2018, 09:41:10 AM »
....no.
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kingv

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2018, 10:18:26 AM »
He just wants a geisha restaurant but everything is free.

This is the most millennial thing I have ever read.

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2018, 10:49:59 AM »
"debate night"
:dead

Broke: Wet T-shirt Night
Woke: Wet T-shirt Debate Night
Bespoke: Wet T-shirt Therapy Night, and also the wings are free

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also, tf is a magician resturant?
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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2018, 10:59:41 AM »
Not to derail the hilarity but

have any of these millennials gone over to another country and took a peak at the waiters/watiresses there? There are no HOT waiters/waitresses in these other countries that offer minimum or slightly above minimum wage to these workers. Why? because they end up being the bottom of the food chain people with little to no skill that get and stay with these jobs.

In the U.S you'll routinely get good looking waitresses/waiters in these places because they do in fact get tipps that bump them up significantly, especially in tourist beachy areas where most of these girls/guys are there during college in their 20s.  These kids are fucking delusional sometimes. They don't know what they argue for. Or they think that everyone is going to be generously tipping 45 year old waitress that doesn't give a fuck because she knows she'll be getting paid regardless?


El Babua

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2018, 11:02:18 AM »
Why go to Hooters when my local strip clubs serve better wings?  :doge

agrajag

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2018, 11:05:34 AM »
Why go to Hooters when my local strip clubs serve better wings?  :doge

This man goes to Tootsies.

Tasty

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2018, 11:13:32 AM »
twitter.com/beehivesy/status/1031378830265528320

Awesome thread on twitter, I don't know how to embed on board. :whatisthis

*ah, its auto*  :lol

Dude has a blog lol. https://westingtyler.wordpress.com/

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GameCrit, PoliticalCrit, FilmCrit, Social Crit - from an american progressive video game developer, filmmaker, and musician

This guy sounds a little like costanza. :thinking

The first thing this dude needs is focus -- maybe master game dev, filmmaking, or music creation before tackling the others.

The second is an actual niche that doesn't have millions of other white dudes regurgitating press releases ad nauseam.

Tasty

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2018, 11:20:23 AM »
This thread is now about this guy.


Huff

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2018, 11:26:56 AM »
its been a while but hooters food is garbo

at least twin peaks is edible.

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Huff

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2018, 11:27:59 AM »
also I have want titties at dinner

seems easier to just open up pornup on the phablet and let the entire table enjoy
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Huff

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2018, 11:28:25 AM »
remember when people said phablet
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Propagandhim

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2018, 11:40:49 AM »
also I have want titties at dinner

seems easier to just open up pornup on the phablet and let the entire table enjoy

A Hooters where you can masturbate in front of women for free.   Millenials are BROKE.

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2018, 12:03:32 PM »
http://westingtyler.angelfire.com/agenda.html

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When you vote, you should get a receipt with the vote number and who it was cast for and on what machine, on what day, at what time and in what location, on PAPER. The data for primaries AND general elections should be publicly available online at like vote.gov. Doesn't need to be linked to your identity. This way, votes COULD NOT be changed after the fact without getting caught. This would fix a serious risk in our democracy. This would be amazing. All we have to do is NOT bomb the middle east for a few days, and we could afford these new machines, which should go EVERYWHERE in the US.

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agrajag

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2018, 12:12:51 PM »
I found out about these places when I moved to Vegas and was shocked and appalled but one of them makes the most amazing latte I've ever had so I'm a regular customer now.

I was able to find a candid shot of Shosta with the bikini baristas







Human Snorenado

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2018, 12:21:24 PM »
Fake news, millennials love tits, anyone that's ever been to a strip club in Portland can confirm.
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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2018, 12:29:23 PM »
eh hooters failing has nothing to do with tits and more to do with shitty food, crap locations, and garbo uniforms. For years now I can get coffee from chicks in nothing but pasties, top and bottom. fuck outta here with tight tees step your shit up.
wait.  where is this?  i want this.

agrajag

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2018, 12:36:50 PM »
eh hooters failing has nothing to do with tits and more to do with shitty food, crap locations, and garbo uniforms. For years now I can get coffee from chicks in nothing but pasties, top and bottom. fuck outta here with tight tees step your shit up.
wait.  where is this?  i want this.

Mostly Seattle

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #35 on: August 20, 2018, 01:56:22 PM »
eh hooters failing has nothing to do with tits and more to do with shitty food, crap locations, and garbo uniforms. For years now I can get coffee from chicks in nothing but pasties, top and bottom. fuck outta here with tight tees step your shit up.
wait.  where is this?  i want this.

Mostly Seattle
welp.  Thankfully we're passing through on our way to Alaska next year.  I need to see this shit.

agrajag

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #36 on: August 20, 2018, 03:50:32 PM »
you haven't been tipping them?  :gurl

Tasty

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2018, 04:28:18 PM »
This is exactly why I registered Libertarian this year.

Shostakovich is now banned from Bore-con.

nudemacusers

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #38 on: August 20, 2018, 04:45:04 PM »
They shut down the really raunchy ones in Everett years ago; not that there probably isn't shady shit going on still but it was so rampant you might see a cornhole just driving down the highway before.
Foxy Lady Coffee picked up the slack  8)
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nudemacusers

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2018, 04:47:52 PM »
eh hooters failing has nothing to do with tits and more to do with shitty food, crap locations, and garbo uniforms. For years now I can get coffee from chicks in nothing but pasties, top and bottom. fuck outta here with tight tees step your shit up.
wait.  where is this?  i want this.

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Oblivion

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Re: Finally, we have the first LEGITIMATE criticism of Millenials
« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2018, 08:08:55 PM »
remember when people said phablet

No?