If you pause Single White Female at the right time you can see Steven Weber's ba

[TVC15]

lls and dick.

https://www.shudder.com/play/4171178

1:12:35.

You'll almost immediately see his dick and then his balls at 1:12:40.

Stay tuned for further dick- and balls-related news stories in individual threads.

[bork]

[TVC15]

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I was going to post screen caps with your avatar covering the goodies, but I saw it was animated and dropped the project.

[bork]

This?

[TVC15]

I’m not using my laptop anymore. Perhaps you’ll get an update on Steven Weber’s dick and balls later.

[bork]

I’m not using my laptop anymore. Perhaps you’ll get an update on Steven Weber’s dick and balls later.

What a cock tease! 

[TVC15]

As punishment I will watch Single White Female 2: The Psycho tonight. According to Wiki, the plot is identical to the original. It stars nobody that has been close to famous and is apparently terrible. I’m sure it’s at least better than any of the Halloween sequels that don’t feature Busta Rhymes.

[TVC15]

You lucked out! I had screenshots set to auto save to Dropbox, so I have this just-post-dick screencap available!

[bork]

[TVC15]

This was a great movie.

I’m going to watch Basic Instinct tomorrow while thinking of you.

[Tasty]

This was a great movie.

I’m going to watch Basic Instinct tomorrow while thinking of you.

Rewatched it two weeks ago. Still great.

[Joe Molotov]

This was a great movie.

I’m going to watch Basic Instinct tomorrow while thinking of you.

Please let us know if we can see Sharon Stone’s balls and dick.

[BIONIC]

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You can see Bruce Willis’ balls and dick in Pulp Fiction while he towels off before heading out and running into Marcellus Wallace.

 

[nudemacusers]

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Speaking of Bruce you can see his dick underwater in color of night. He has a pretty nice acorn tip iirc.

[jorma]

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Speaking of Bruce you can see his dick underwater in color of night. He has a pretty nice acorn tip iirc.

"Director Richard Rush filmed the pool sex sequence which featured full frontal male nudity with a stand in, as Bruce Willis' penis was deemed too small. Other love scenes featuring the actors buttocks are actually Willis'."

[Maiden Voyage]

I could be mistaken, but aren't you able to see Anne Heche's butthole in the Psycho remake?

[Maiden Voyage]

Also, Kevin Bacon full-frontal in Wild Things. Saw that movie in the theater as a youngin' and it scarred me for life.

[TVC15]

I could be mistaken, but aren't you able to see Anne Heche's butthole in the Psycho remake?

Oh fuck. I know what I’m watching tonight. I’m going to be pissed if this day ends without me seeing a butthole in a major release film.

[Maiden Voyage]

I think Kevin Smith talked about it on one of his specials or podcasts. A quick search about her butthole should clear things up right away. I'd hate to lead you down the wrong, wrinkly hole.

[chronovore]

I could be mistaken, but aren't you able to see Anne Heche's butthole in the Psycho remake?

Oh fuck. I know what I’m watching tonight. I’m going to be pissed if this day ends without me seeing a butthole in a major release film.

Dichen Lachmann's tradesman's entrance is visible in Altered Carbon, so you can scan that on Netflix if you like.

[TVC15]

I could be mistaken, but aren't you able to see Anne Heche's butthole in the Psycho remake?

Oh fuck. I know what I’m watching tonight. I’m going to be pissed if this day ends without me seeing a butthole in a major release film.

Dichen Lachmann's tradesman's entrance is visible in Altered Carbon, so you can scan that on Netflix if you like.

I’ve never heard “tradesman’s entrance” before and I love you for introducing it to me.

[Maiden Voyage]

I think Kevin Smith talked about it on one of his specials or podcasts. A quick search about her butthole should clear things up right away. I'd hate to lead you down the wrong, wrinkly hole.

What a rude thing to say

Don't want to leave you up shit creek better?

[Joe Molotov]

I could be mistaken, but aren't you able to see Anne Heche's butthole in the Psycho remake?

Oh fuck. I know what I’m watching tonight. I’m going to be pissed if this day ends without me seeing a butthole in a major release film.

Dichen Lachmann's tradesman's entrance is visible in Altered Carbon, so you can scan that on Netflix if you like.

I’ve never heard “tradesman’s entrance” before and I love you for introducing it to me.

I think that was a drinky-ism, iirc

[TVC15]

I could be mistaken, but aren't you able to see Anne Heche's butthole in the Psycho remake?

Oh fuck. I know what I’m watching tonight. I’m going to be pissed if this day ends without me seeing a butthole in a major release film.

Dichen Lachmann's tradesman's entrance is visible in Altered Carbon, so you can scan that on Netflix if you like.

I’ve never heard “tradesman’s entrance” before and I love you for introducing it to me.

I think that was a drinky-ism, iirc

Sounds like something he picked up from that vulgar British television he’s so fond of.

[nudemacusers]

You can see James puferoy’s hog on altered carbon too. Not worth dredging through that boring show tho.

[nudemacusers]

However the goat was Eliot stabler pissing into a bucket on Oz

[Maiden Voyage]

Ewan McGregor's dong is in Trainspotting.

[TVC15]

Oh, I tried to watch Single White Female 2: THE PSYCHO last night and I fell asleep about a half hour in. It was so boring that I couldn’t even tell who the titular psycho was supposed to be. Both the girls were snobby bitches and they both slept with someone to hurt or impede the other. I fell asleep while trying to recall scenes from my Cindi-starring remake of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.

[Maiden Voyage]

And Graham Chapman in The Life of Brian.

[Tasty]

You can see Arnie flopping around a bit in The Terminator.

[TVC15]

Ugh, I forgot Vince Vaughn was in Psycho. This is going to be a tough watch. No idea how he carved out a career. I don’t think I’ve liked him in a single thing. Starting the movie now...

[TVC15]

Shit, this is the worst Vaughn performance I’ve seen. No exaggeration. It makes him in True Detective S2 look like fuckin’ De Niro.

[TVC15]

You fucking pricks. There's no visible butthole. You made me waste 4 fucking dollars, and even worse, some of that is presumably going to Vince Vaughn. I'm PISSED.

Go to the NSFW thread to see the closest thing to a butthole in the movie.

[TVC15]

To emphasize how terrible Vaughn is, I stopped the movie after the “butthole” scene and put on Single White Female 2 again.

How do you look at an amazing performance like Anthony Perkins’ in Psycho and cast Vince Vaughn in the same role?  WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, GUS?

[skullstorm]

How do you look at an amazing performance like Anthony Perkins’ in Psycho and cast Vince Vaughn in the same role?  WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, GUS?

Had to be one hell of a casting couch performance amirite 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Here you go: http://i.imgur.com/v7q4Gpg.jpg

And zoomed: http://i.imgur.com/sm1QNE7.jpg

[close]

Next time just google these things and save yourself the money and time.

[MMaRsu]

You can see batmans ass in american psycho

[TVC15]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Here you go: http://i.imgur.com/v7q4Gpg.jpg

And zoomed: http://i.imgur.com/sm1QNE7.jpg

[close]

Next time just google these things and save yourself the money and time.

This is the shot I posted in the NSFW thread. That’s not butthole. It doesn’t count. At most it’s the equivalent of side boob, no nip. Top butthole, I guess.

[Joe Molotov]

Psycho 98 is butthole, you just got monkey paw’d.

[Maiden Voyage]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Here you go: http://i.imgur.com/v7q4Gpg.jpg

And zoomed: http://i.imgur.com/sm1QNE7.jpg

[close]

Next time just google these things and save yourself the money and time.

This is the shot I posted in the NSFW thread. That’s not butthole. It doesn’t count. At most it’s the equivalent of side boob, no nip. Top butthole, I guess.

That's a fair assessment.

[Phoenix Dark]

Can the mods please sticky this thread.

[TVC15]

You can see  Melanie Griffith's boobs, full bush, labia, and butthole in the Gene Hackman movie Night Moves.

However, she was underage both in story and in real life so you probably shouldn't be looking

I did like your writeup of that. I’m watching Basic Instinct tonight and then maybe I’ll give that a shot if I’m up to it.

I used to think life was empty and meaningless, then I discovered vaping 80%+ THC weed oil while watching erotic thrillers.

[Maiden Voyage]

I watched Boogie Nights a few months back to see if it held up. You should definitely give that one a go in remembrance of Burt Reynolds. Lots of nudity in that one. Plus, Mark Wahlberg's fake dong is displayed right before the credits.

[TVC15]

I watched Boogie Nights a few months back to see if it held up. You should definitely give that one a go in remembrance of Burt Reynolds. Lots of nudity in that one. Plus, Mark Wahlberg's fake dong is displayed right before the credits.

Thanks for the rec, but I watch that very frequently. And not just for the sexy content.

[Joe Molotov]

TVC, you didn't say in the other thread whether you've seen Angel Heart or not. I assume you have, but I just through I'd throw that out for consideration.

[TVC15]

TVC, you didn't say in the other thread whether you've seen Angel Heart or not. I assume you have, but I just through I'd throw that out for consideration.

Oh yes. I could go for a rewatch of that.

BTW, the Michael Douglas/Sharon Stone sex scene in Basic Instinct is amazing. That nipple lick Douglas gets in is pimp.

You see his dick, too. I think his balls appear elsewhere in the movie. 

[Maiden Voyage]

I've never actually seen Basic Instinct. I should probably watch that at some point.