Were humans destined to become the greatest species on earth due to their...

[TVC15]

...unmatched prowess at masturbation compared to any other creatures in the aimal kingdom?

It makes a lot of sense when you think about it. It bred a sort of brinksmanship where we have to think harder and harder to keep it as interesting, leading to technological and other scientific innovations.

[benjipwns]

Ultimately, I think this was Ayn Rand's main point.

[HardcoreRetro]

*Goes to zoo*

*Watches monkey going to town on his dick while he grins at the audience*

Not really sure.

[benjipwns]

*Goes to zoo*

*Watches monkey going to town on his dick while he grins at the audience*

Not really sure.

Simplistic, no artistry, no expansionary concepts, no idealism. He's not transcending the basics of masturbation.

[toku]

Our imagination is why we're the greatest. It's not doing so well right now though.