Author Topic: filler help me I'm drunkl;l; (Read 11653 times)

Himu · « **Reply #60 on:** October 14, 2018, 05:47:49 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 14, 2018, 04:22:45 PM

what's going on here? I'm talking about drinking too much and somehow this was made into a transgender issue?

geeeeeez

It’s jokes.

Are you in the military? Why are you in Brazil? Maybe there’s a reason you’re drinking like this? What’s the trigger for the emotional outbursts? You seem really stressed out. What are we supposed to say? Talk to us about the situation.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #61 on:** October 14, 2018, 05:57:50 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 14, 2018, 05:47:49 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 14, 2018, 04:22:45 PM
what's going on here? I'm talking about drinking too much and somehow this was made into a transgender issue?

geeeeeez

It’s jokes.

Are you in the military? Why are you in Brazil? Maybe there’s a reason you’re drinking like this? What’s the trigger for the emotional outbursts? You seem really stressed out. What are we supposed to say? Talk to us about the situation.

just another aging dipshit who recently got dumped and holds his booze and composure as well as a sixteen year old girl. prob on roids too

Himu · « **Reply #62 on:** October 14, 2018, 06:25:31 PM »

Assimilate · « **Reply #63 on:** October 14, 2018, 06:56:12 PM »

geez all this hostility.

-I'm still with the girlfriend but it is rocky
-I'm currently in another town for the next 3 weeks
-I don't pay all her bills, nor any of her bills, I give her money when she needs it
-I am stressed. I think I'm tired of being here maybe that's why

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on October 14, 2018, 05:57:50 PM

just another aging dipshit who recently got dumped and holds his booze and composure as well as a sixteen year old girl. prob on roids too

Aren't we the same age you dumb twat?

naff · « **Reply #64 on:** October 14, 2018, 07:04:21 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 14, 2018, 06:56:12 PM

-I am stressed. I think I'm tired of being here maybe that's why

wait are you talking about being here, as in, on earth in corporeal form? or on the bore? one's an existential crisis, the other is you being a fucking idiot.

Kara · « **Reply #65 on:** October 14, 2018, 07:33:19 PM »

Hope things work out for you, Assimilate.

agrajag · « **Reply #66 on:** October 14, 2018, 07:34:07 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 14, 2018, 04:47:19 PM

I was absolutely ripped beyond belief I'm not even sure how that post came out.

and the fact that it came out so corny is incredible considering how truly bad my status was

You just ravaged someone's business establishment in a fit of drunken steroid rage, posting that you're all emotional and mushy over the incidenr and you're calling someone else negative?

agrajag · « **Reply #67 on:** October 14, 2018, 07:39:22 PM »

Quote from: naff on October 14, 2018, 07:04:21 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 14, 2018, 06:56:12 PM
-I am stressed. I think I'm tired of being here maybe that's why

wait are you talking about being here, as in, on earth in corporeal form? or on the bore? one's an existential crisis, the other is you being a fucking idiot.

I think he was talking about Brazil, but if he was talking about The Bore his presence here is tiring indeed.

Assimilate · « **Reply #68 on:** October 14, 2018, 07:50:47 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on October 14, 2018, 07:34:07 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 14, 2018, 04:47:19 PM
I was absolutely ripped beyond belief I'm not even sure how that post came out.

and the fact that it came out so corny is incredible considering how truly bad my status was

You just ravaged someone's business establishment in a fit of drunken steroid rage, posting that you're all emotional and mushy over the incidenr and you're calling someone else negative?

$:-\$

agrajag · « **Reply #69 on:** October 14, 2018, 07:53:22 PM »

Book a Brazilian cheeseburger prostitute for an hour, it'll cheer you up!

Assimilate · « **Reply #70 on:** October 14, 2018, 07:55:03 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 14, 2018, 07:52:57 PM

Quote from: Kara on October 14, 2018, 07:33:19 PM
Hope things work out for you, Assimilate.

I don't. If he ends up knifed in a favela, so be it imo.

imagine being so triggered by an online person that you wish them to be knifed. that level of hate is dark bro.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #71 on:** October 14, 2018, 08:06:54 PM »

So zen.

Assimilate · « **Reply #72 on:** October 14, 2018, 08:14:46 PM »

Quote from: riotous on October 14, 2018, 08:12:22 PM

I think what you need is a child.

I need a child?

Assimilate · « **Reply #73 on:** October 14, 2018, 08:16:36 PM »

Quote from: riotous on October 14, 2018, 08:16:12 PM

Knock up yo girl.

I am in no position for a child yo

agrajag · « **Reply #74 on:** October 14, 2018, 08:37:09 PM »

I think Assi can't have a child with a Brazilian woman because he doesn't want a mixed race child.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #75 on:** October 14, 2018, 09:12:04 PM »

Mixed is just amazing tbh. Mulatto girls best girls

Assimilate · « **Reply #76 on:** October 14, 2018, 09:28:57 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 14, 2018, 08:35:12 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 14, 2018, 07:55:03 PM
Quote from: Stro on October 14, 2018, 07:52:57 PM
Quote from: Kara on October 14, 2018, 07:33:19 PM
Hope things work out for you, Assimilate.

I don't. If he ends up knifed in a favela, so be it imo.

imagine being so triggered by an online person that you wish them to be knifed. that level of hate is dark bro.

I'm neither triggered nor full of hate you're just an expendable person and I'm sure there are a couple of people would be kind of sad if you got stabbed (probably not your mom based on your relationship and opinions with all other women ), but not enough to matter and none frequenting this particular message board.

once you develop proper pecs then come talk to me, titty boy.

toku · « **Reply #77 on:** October 14, 2018, 09:29:54 PM »

congratulations

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #78 on:** October 14, 2018, 11:43:10 PM »

Imagine being such a loser that your fake introspective posts manage to be even more embarrassing than your fake drunk posts. How you managed to not gargle buckshot is kind of admirable, Assimilate.

TVC15 · « **Reply #79 on:** October 15, 2018, 01:31:46 AM »

bro’d

Himu · « **Reply #80 on:** October 15, 2018, 02:00:51 AM »

Being fucked in the ass will cure you assimilate

Kara · « **Reply #81 on:** October 15, 2018, 02:16:28 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #82 on:** October 15, 2018, 02:17:24 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 15, 2018, 02:00:51 AM

Being fucked in the ass will cure you assimilate

A bleach and vinegar bath will cure him quicker.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #83 on:** October 15, 2018, 04:31:38 AM »

how does steroid culture unfold in Brazil? is it the same thing in US gyms where nerds approach u in the locker room? i'm presuming ur too dumb too buy drugs on the internet but i'm willing 2 b proven wrong

Assimilate · « **Reply #84 on:** October 15, 2018, 04:36:13 AM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on October 15, 2018, 04:31:38 AM

how do steroids work in Brazil? i'm presuming ur too dumb too buy drugs on the internet but i'm willing 2 b proven wrong

I've never bought steriods so i'm not sure but i bought things like sleeping pills from pharmacies in remote cities that don't even ask for prescriptions. So i'm assuming, and have heard that you can get simple stuff like testosterone from these same pharmacies.

Things like speed (adderall, ephendrine) affect me a lot. I'm very sensitive to stimulants, and i think drugs in general. So whatever is in this fucking pre-workout that i've been consuming + alcohol left me out of my mind. It's not the first time this combo did whacky shit to me.

I probably should not consume any more alcohol on days i take it.

Quote from: agrajag on October 14, 2018, 08:37:09 PM

I think Assi can't have a child with a Brazilian woman because he doesn't want a mixed race child.

Brazil sucks but women here are absolutely amazing.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #85 on:** October 15, 2018, 05:52:40 AM »

lol i was half joking about the steroid thing but jesus dude. that kinda weird supplement shit should not be fucked with imo, especially if u know you're not good with stimulants

Assimilate · « **Reply #86 on:** October 15, 2018, 06:15:21 PM »

filler, you made your point. enough already. time to shower your buds with likes

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #87 on:** October 15, 2018, 06:30:23 PM »

Probably OD’d. Yet another life lost at the mods’ hands

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #88 on:** October 15, 2018, 08:24:20 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 15, 2018, 06:15:21 PM

filler, you made your point. enough already. time to shower your buds with likes

The time of easy likes is over Assi. You're going to have to work for it.

Assimilate · « **Reply #89 on:** October 19, 2018, 11:29:42 PM »

Since filler left every thread is worthless. Nothing matters. NFL thread is dead, zen thread is dead, a bunch of other threads that don't matter are dead.

This place sucks and everyone can go fuck themselves.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #90 on:** October 19, 2018, 11:37:19 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:29:42 PM

Since filler left every thread is worthless. Nothing matters. NFL thread is dead, zen thread is dead, a bunch of other threads that don't matter are dead.

This place sucks and everyone can go fuck themselves.

Assimilate · « **Reply #91 on:** October 19, 2018, 11:41:03 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 19, 2018, 11:37:19 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:29:42 PM
Since filler left every thread is worthless. Nothing matters. NFL thread is dead, zen thread is dead, a bunch of other threads that don't matter are dead.

This place sucks and everyone can go fuck themselves.

Admit you fucked up! Admit it!

bork · « **Reply #92 on:** October 20, 2018, 12:12:59 AM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #93 on:** October 20, 2018, 12:42:15 AM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:29:42 PM

Since filler left every thread is worthless. Nothing matters. NFL thread is dead, zen thread is dead, a bunch of other threads that don't matter are dead.

This place sucks and everyone can go fuck themselves.

So...how's that transition going?

Assimilate · « **Reply #94 on:** October 20, 2018, 01:05:06 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 20, 2018, 12:42:15 AM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:29:42 PM
Since filler left every thread is worthless. Nothing matters. NFL thread is dead, zen thread is dead, a bunch of other threads that don't matter are dead.

This place sucks and everyone can go fuck themselves.
So...how's that transition going?

Wonderful, wanna take a gander at my female dick?