Author Topic: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit? (Read 4023 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **on:** October 18, 2018, 02:45:22 AM »

I can def stay 30 minutes, no quick 2 min shits for me.

VomKriege · « **Reply #1 on:** October 18, 2018, 02:52:51 AM »

Depends on the shit.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #2 on:** October 18, 2018, 03:14:42 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #3 on:** October 18, 2018, 03:24:22 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on October 18, 2018, 02:45:22 AM

I can def stay 30 minutes, no quick 2 min shits for me.

That sounds unhealthy.

Momo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 18, 2018, 03:32:13 AM »

thirty three point three three seconds

benjipwns · « **Reply #5 on:** October 18, 2018, 03:59:44 AM »

until every pertinent bore thread and discussion is replied to in full

Bore Expert · « **Reply #6 on:** October 18, 2018, 04:24:03 AM »

Shit on the depends

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #7 on:** October 18, 2018, 05:38:18 AM »

Also, like Al Bundy, I announce my departure for the toilet as to not be disturbed

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2018, 11:08:06 AM »

Depends if I remembered to bring my book or not.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9 on:** October 18, 2018, 11:10:13 AM »

Ten minutes usually

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #10 on:** October 18, 2018, 11:11:18 AM »

5-10 minutes, gotta read a few pages of my book but I don't wanna stay there all day.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #11 on:** October 18, 2018, 11:13:18 AM »

five or so minutes if i'm pinching off an etoilet, fifteen to thirty if i've gotta drop an assimilate

Assimilate · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2018, 11:15:53 AM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on October 18, 2018, 11:13:18 AM

five or so minutes if i'm pinching off an etoilet, fifteen to thirty if i've gotta drop an assimilate

I'm glad that you have to put effort into my shits

kingv · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2018, 11:54:32 AM »

Lately I have been having double morning shits.

Like I shit, shower, eat breakfast, then shit again prior to going to work. Really massages the ol’ prostate.

agrajag · « **Reply #14 on:** October 18, 2018, 11:57:17 AM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 11:15:53 AM

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on October 18, 2018, 11:13:18 AM
five or so minutes if i'm pinching off an etoilet, fifteen to thirty if i've gotta drop an assimilate
I'm glad that you have to put effort into my shits

Sounds like you are a giant turd.

💩

EightBitNate · « **Reply #15 on:** October 18, 2018, 12:04:00 PM »

Whenever I go to the bathroom at work I’m astonished at how fast some people can go. I’m in there for 20 minutes minimum but then you got people popping stuff out in 3-4 minutes and going about their day.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 18, 2018, 12:38:15 PM »

If you usually take more than 5 minutes, you’re either doing it wrong or all fucked up.

Momo · « **Reply #17 on:** October 18, 2018, 12:47:12 PM »

three minutes fifty six seconds

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EightBitNate · « **Reply #18 on:** October 18, 2018, 12:52:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2018, 12:38:15 PM

If you usually take more than 5 minutes, you’re either doing it wrong or all fucked up.

Not all of us are rosebudding.

Rufus · « **Reply #19 on:** October 18, 2018, 01:50:44 PM »

More than 5 minutes means something's wrong, at least for me.

agrajag · « **Reply #20 on:** October 18, 2018, 02:12:15 PM »

I take fiber supplements so it's pretty much in and out for me. But I may linger a bit just because I like to read the Bore on the can.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #21 on:** October 18, 2018, 02:43:19 PM »

I'm a fast shitter. No more than 2 minutes for me.

Assimilate · « **Reply #22 on:** October 18, 2018, 04:15:29 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 02:12:15 PM

I take fiber supplements so it's pretty much in and out for me. But I may linger a bit just because I like to read the Bore on the can.

fiber supplements? those are brutal. why on earth would you take that?

I bet you smell like shit 24/7 from gas.

agrajag · « **Reply #23 on:** October 18, 2018, 05:00:40 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 04:15:29 PM

Quote from: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 02:12:15 PM
I take fiber supplements so it's pretty much in and out for me. But I may linger a bit just because I like to read the Bore on the can.

fiber supplements? those are brutal. why on earth would you take that?

I bet you smell like shit 24/7 from gas.

wat

Assimilate · « **Reply #24 on:** October 18, 2018, 05:01:56 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 05:00:40 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 04:15:29 PM
Quote from: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 02:12:15 PM
I take fiber supplements so it's pretty much in and out for me. But I may linger a bit just because I like to read the Bore on the can.

fiber supplements? those are brutal. why on earth would you take that?

I bet you smell like shit 24/7 from gas.

wat

Fiber pills usually always make you pass more gas than normal

agrajag · « **Reply #25 on:** October 18, 2018, 05:04:30 PM »

I don't take pills, I take metamusil and I only have gas when I eat dairy products.

curly · « **Reply #26 on:** October 18, 2018, 05:17:32 PM »

Taking a shit rn. What are the odds

Steve Contra · « **Reply #27 on:** October 18, 2018, 05:25:36 PM »

Are you timing it?

Assimilate · « **Reply #28 on:** October 18, 2018, 05:30:04 PM »

I can no longer take a shit without my phone. The worst is when I end up sitting there browsing and my legs fall asleep

curly · « **Reply #29 on:** October 18, 2018, 05:33:46 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 18, 2018, 05:25:36 PM

Are you timing it?

6 minutes

although surely the different times comes down to wiping/browsing on your phone? If you're actually pooping for the majority of the time then something's wrong

naff · « **Reply #30 on:** October 18, 2018, 06:02:28 PM »

recipe for hemorrhoids:

see OP

tiesto · « **Reply #31 on:** October 18, 2018, 10:04:45 PM »

Usually like 20 minutes, I'll read a bit of an old issue of EGM while I'm in there...

agrajag · « **Reply #32 on:** October 18, 2018, 10:09:49 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 18, 2018, 10:04:45 PM

Usually like 20 minutes, I'll read a bit of an old issue of EGM while I'm in there...

a man of refined taste

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 18, 2018, 11:06:08 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 18, 2018, 10:04:45 PM

Usually like 20 minutes, I'll read a bit of an old issue of EGM while I'm in there...

Didn’t that stop publishing like a decade or more ago? What condition are these mags in?

tiesto · « **Reply #34 on:** October 18, 2018, 11:37:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2018, 11:06:08 PM

Quote from: tiesto on October 18, 2018, 10:04:45 PM
Usually like 20 minutes, I'll read a bit of an old issue of EGM while I'm in there...

Didn’t that stop publishing like a decade or more ago? What condition are these mags in?

Yeah, the issues are like from 1992 - 1996. Bought a big lot of them a while back, all in mint or near-mint (maybe a few creased pages) condition

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #35 on:** October 19, 2018, 12:27:22 AM »

Dude I love reading old gaming mags, I used to have a huge collection from 1992-2001 and would just bust them out.

I threw most of them away as I simply dont have the space to keep crap, but kept some classics like the Mean Machines issuenwith Sonic 2

Huff · « **Reply #36 on:** October 19, 2018, 09:58:34 AM »

Bunch of bad shitters in hur

Nintex · « **Reply #37 on:** October 19, 2018, 10:03:35 AM »

The worst shit I had was recently and it took 3 hours.

I woke up in the middle of the night with terrible stomach aches.
First it was hard chunks, then a massive turd, then it went soft, hard again and finally it went 'let it gooooooo'.
I had never seen such a big load of shit in my life and it hurt like hell pushing it all out.

Once I heard the church bells ringing I knew about 3 hours had passed.

Remember to drink enough fellas

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Author Topic: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit? (Read 4023 times)