Author Topic: Mega Millions $1BILLION! (Read 4860 times)

bork · « **Reply #61 on:** October 20, 2018, 06:45:16 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on October 20, 2018, 05:50:16 PM

Quote from: bork on October 20, 2018, 05:48:31 PM
Can I pay for that to not happen?

Pay me and I will 100% prevent it from happening.

OK, but tying it all together, to get the money, you will need to enter the execution gauntlet game show and run through a prison filled with insane furries and Arnold Schwarzenegger before you can battle the royal prison king, TVC, in a battle to the death.

Assimilate · « **Reply #62 on:** October 21, 2018, 02:44:38 AM »

I'd easily turn into a recluse in a mansion in some remote place in England or somewhere cold. I'd have a few wives of various qualities giving me whatever I want when I want. I think 5 is a good number to have.

I'd have a ton of dogs to.

That's about it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #63 on:** October 23, 2018, 04:42:12 PM »

Who’s playin tonight, dreamers?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #64 on:** October 23, 2018, 05:32:10 PM »

1.6 bil now huh? I did five last time and got shit.

Assimilate · « **Reply #65 on:** October 23, 2018, 06:02:20 PM »

throwing in $10 this time. I had a bunch of bitches pick these numbers for me since I have had no luck previously

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #66 on:** October 23, 2018, 06:12:50 PM »

Statistically 70% of winners are quick picks (randomly generated) also I thought u were in Brazil?

Assimilate · « **Reply #67 on:** October 23, 2018, 06:18:28 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 06:12:50 PM

Statistically 70% of winners are quick picks (randomly generated) also I thought u were in Brazil?

bitch all my friends and family are in the states.

I threw my bro $10 bucks with an agreement that he wins on my numbers we split it

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #68 on:** October 23, 2018, 06:19:17 PM »

Okay makes sense, bitch

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #69 on:** October 23, 2018, 06:56:51 PM »

Wife got a ticket

Mupepe · « **Reply #70 on:** October 23, 2018, 07:10:02 PM »

Three in 20 bucks on Saturday. Fuck it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #71 on:** October 23, 2018, 07:13:35 PM »

I got $20 on it for tonight, because imagining being able to quit without personal consequence keeps me from doing so and suffering personal consequence

Assimilate · « **Reply #72 on:** October 23, 2018, 09:01:22 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 07:13:35 PM

I got $20 on it for tonight, because imagining being able to quit without personal consequence keeps me from doing so and suffering personal consequence

if I win I'll give you a cool 1 mill. if you win you do the same?

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #73 on:** October 23, 2018, 09:09:43 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 09:01:22 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 07:13:35 PM
I got $20 on it for tonight, because imagining being able to quit without personal consequence keeps me from doing so and suffering personal consequence
if I win I'll give you a cool 1 mill. if you win you do the same?

I won't. But I will hire someone that will give you AIDS.

Assimilate · « **Reply #74 on:** October 23, 2018, 10:02:46 PM »

Quote from: Maiden Voyage on October 23, 2018, 09:09:43 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 07:13:35 PM
I got $20 on it for tonight, because imagining being able to quit without personal consequence keeps me from doing so and suffering personal consequence
if I win I'll give you a cool 1 mill. if you win you do the same?

I won't. But I will hire someone that will give you AIDS.

so, you're saying you'll get TVC back?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #75 on:** October 23, 2018, 10:05:54 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 09:01:22 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 07:13:35 PM
I got $20 on it for tonight, because imagining being able to quit without personal consequence keeps me from doing so and suffering personal consequence
if I win I'll give you a cool 1 mill. if you win you do the same?

Deal.

bork · « **Reply #76 on:** October 23, 2018, 11:03:01 PM »

HOLY SHIT I WON

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Absolutely nothing

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #77 on:** October 23, 2018, 11:07:37 PM »

CONGRATS ON YOUR LOSS

Atramental · « **Reply #78 on:** October 24, 2018, 05:40:20 AM »

Someone in my state won. Just not me.

El Babua · « **Reply #79 on:** October 24, 2018, 05:42:27 AM »

lol pwned

Assimilate · « **Reply #80 on:** October 24, 2018, 06:19:20 AM »

I'm not even going to be bother reading about this but if one person won all this I swear... motherfuckerrrr

Atramental · « **Reply #81 on:** October 24, 2018, 01:22:13 PM »

The winning ticket was sold walking distance from my house.

Atramental · « **Reply #82 on:** October 24, 2018, 01:31:44 PM »

https://www.wyff4.com/article/shaking-right-now-goosebumps-store-owner-reacts-to-selling-winning-lottery-ticket/24172790

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #83 on:** October 24, 2018, 01:33:12 PM »

Nice guy, spreading it around to his coworkers.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #84 on:** October 24, 2018, 01:34:01 PM »

A lesson in the benefits of walking more.

agrajag · « **Reply #85 on:** October 24, 2018, 01:48:33 PM »

I won $6

bork · « **Reply #86 on:** October 24, 2018, 01:50:04 PM »

The winner doesn't have to reveal his/her name in SC, right? Lucky.

If I ever won some kind of huge amount of cash in the lottery, I think I'd probably want to lawyer up first and see if I could either get them to not reveal my name for safety reasons (or list an alias) or have the lawyer accept it on my behalf. Saw a news article where this happened and the lawyer helped the winner to get situated and kept his identity from getting out. Nine years later the firm still gets people trying to find out the winner's identity to pester him for money. $:-\$

Atramental · « **Reply #87 on:** October 24, 2018, 02:09:29 PM »

Yep. You can be completely anonymous.

One of the few things in this state that makes sense.

bork · « **Reply #88 on:** October 24, 2018, 02:36:57 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on October 24, 2018, 01:48:33 PM

I won $6

Enough to buy off everyone on this forum six times over!

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