Author Topic: If Boreans were composers (Read 2269 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **on:** October 29, 2018, 05:39:53 PM »

Kara - Shostakovich
Shostakovich - Chopin (You're misnamed my dude)
Exodust - Mussorgsky (hard core swashbuckler)
Mupepe - Listz (Romance man without being too girly)
Toku - Haydn (Perhaps not the most technical but EVERYONE loves him)
Benji - Paul Hindemith (Hard to understand at times, you just know he's on another level)
Chronovore - JS Bach. OG Papa Daddy
Demi - Rossini (Fuck you! Have fun!)
Jack/Glen/Walrus Wagner (Serious with occasional moments of brilliance . Hates everyone. People generally return the favor)
Val -Nadia Boulanger (has the respect of everyone that matters but not so popular)
Assy - Schoenberg (Likely technically correct, but is such an ass, no one cares)

Assimilate · « **Reply #1 on:** October 29, 2018, 05:43:06 PM »

I've always wanted to get into classical.

I want something dark and powerful.

Any recommendations?

shosta · « **Reply #2 on:** October 29, 2018, 05:47:15 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 05:43:06 PM

Any recommendations?

Shostakovich

agrajag · « **Reply #3 on:** October 29, 2018, 05:56:22 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 05:43:06 PM

I want something dark and powerful.

You seem like a guy interested in BBC. PD might have some recommendations for you.

Assimilate · « **Reply #4 on:** October 29, 2018, 05:58:31 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on October 29, 2018, 05:56:22 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 05:43:06 PM

I want something dark and powerful.

You seem like a guy interested in BBC. PD might have some recommendations for you.

always jokes with you

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:11:21 PM »

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Assy - Schoenberg (Likely technically correct, but is such an ass, no one cares)

no
anyway

me - Charles Ives

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #6 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:23:14 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 29, 2018, 06:11:21 PM

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Assy - Schoenberg (Likely technically correct, but is such an ass, no one cares)
no
anyway

me - Charles Ives

Charles Ives is too understandable. You're more a Steve Reich

toku · « **Reply #7 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:23:34 PM »

Assimilate · « **Reply #8 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:26:46 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 29, 2018, 06:11:21 PM

me - Charles Ives

No, this is you -

tiesto · « **Reply #9 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:29:02 PM »

Curious what you'd say for me.

curly · « **Reply #10 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:29:59 PM »

recursively renumerable is sun ra imo

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #11 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:33:46 PM »

Who’s Dvorak? Can I be Dvorak?

Mandark · « **Reply #12 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:36:11 PM »

I'm the Inception BWOOOOOOOMP.

naff · « **Reply #13 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:57:40 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** October 29, 2018, 07:16:09 PM »

I'm Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** October 29, 2018, 07:22:30 PM »

Here is my second waifu Mitsuko Uchida talking about Schoenberg's piano concerto:

naff · « **Reply #16 on:** October 29, 2018, 07:29:05 PM »

Assimilate · « **Reply #17 on:** October 29, 2018, 07:32:46 PM »

naff -

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #18 on:** October 29, 2018, 07:39:15 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 29, 2018, 06:29:02 PM

Curious what you'd say for me.

Smetana. Defintely Smetana.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #19 on:** October 29, 2018, 07:42:53 PM »

You Recursive could also be Tan Dun

If you get away from the film score stuff he did.

Raist · « **Reply #20 on:** October 29, 2018, 08:10:05 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 29, 2018, 07:16:09 PM

I'm Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Tasty · « **Reply #21 on:** October 29, 2018, 08:10:12 PM »

I'm usually pretty upbeat though I occasionally go overboard and get a little crazy, to the detriment of myself and my reputation. I don't always know what people are talking about or get all the references, like this thread for example. I've never been very talented, but I'm doing a lot better lately just overall and I'm loving life.

I'm the Britney Spears of The Bore.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #22 on:** October 29, 2018, 08:11:44 PM »

Actually thinking about it, Tasty is the best fit for Dvorak. Generally Delightful but a disaster when drunk.

Tasty · « **Reply #23 on:** October 29, 2018, 08:35:57 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 29, 2018, 08:11:44 PM

Actually thinking about it, Tasty is the best fit for Dvorak. Generally Delightful but a disaster when drunk.

I handled myself quite well in Vegas, thank you very much.

shosta · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2018, 02:16:01 AM »

Tasty had practically twice as much intoxicants as any of us and was half as plastered. He's obviously a pro.

Tasty · « **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2018, 02:21:09 AM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on October 30, 2018, 02:16:01 AM

Tasty had practically twice as much intoxicants as any of us and was half as plastered. He's obviously a pro.

The Boston Effect™

I'm only 1/5 as pro as Kara though, dude's a straight tank.

shosta · « **Reply #26 on:** October 30, 2018, 02:26:48 AM »

It's just me who's the little bitch then. I'm like the mezcal of drinking buddies.

benjipwns · « **Reply #27 on:** October 30, 2018, 03:42:39 AM »

Quote

Joseph Goebbels publicly denounced Hindemith as an "atonal noisemaker"

put it on the back of the box, print and ship!

benjipwns · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2018, 03:44:51 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 30, 2018, 02:21:09 AM

I'm only 1/5 as pro as Kara though, dude's a straight tank.

Tasty · « **Reply #29 on:** October 30, 2018, 11:36:36 AM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on October 30, 2018, 02:26:48 AM

It's just me who's the little bitch then. I'm like the mezcal of drinking buddies.

Don't feel bad, bebpo was a lightweight too. And you somehow went into work later.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #30 on:** October 30, 2018, 11:41:54 AM »

I'll be James Last.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31 on:** October 30, 2018, 11:42:53 AM »

I'm Sergei Rachmaninoff

shosta · « **Reply #32 on:** October 30, 2018, 11:49:18 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 30, 2018, 11:36:36 AM

Don't feel bad, bebpo was a lightweight too. And you somehow went into work later.

Yeah, when I left the hotel, I took a Lyft home, made breakfast, and went into work for an 8 hour shift. Avoided ALL management. Worth it, though

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #33 on:** October 30, 2018, 03:03:47 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 30, 2018, 11:42:53 AM

I'm Sergei Rachmaninoff

No offense blue, you're too cool for Rachmaninoff.
you're more a piazolla.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34 on:** October 30, 2018, 03:04:46 PM »

I want to be The Bore's Kevin Macleod, just out there making royalty free posts for the masses.

agrajag · « **Reply #35 on:** October 30, 2018, 03:15:06 PM »

All these Westerners trying to claim Russian composers

Atramental · « **Reply #36 on:** October 30, 2018, 04:21:51 PM »

I’m probably Preisner.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37 on:** October 30, 2018, 07:07:24 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2018, 03:03:47 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 30, 2018, 11:42:53 AM
I'm Sergei Rachmaninoff

No offense blue, you're too cool for Rachmaninoff.
you're more a piazolla.

The crescendo and climax in this

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #38 on:** October 30, 2018, 07:11:14 PM »

Can I be Raffi?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #39 on:** October 30, 2018, 07:56:25 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 30, 2018, 07:11:14 PM

Can I be Raffi?

Congrats. You made me burst out into laughter in a conference room.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #40 on:** October 30, 2018, 10:17:48 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 29, 2018, 08:35:57 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 29, 2018, 08:11:44 PM
Actually thinking about it, Tasty is the best fit for Dvorak. Generally Delightful but a disaster when drunk.

I handled myself quite well in Vegas, thank you very much.

then you failed

Tasty · « **Reply #41 on:** October 31, 2018, 12:32:46 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2018, 10:17:48 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 29, 2018, 08:35:57 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 29, 2018, 08:11:44 PM
Actually thinking about it, Tasty is the best fit for Dvorak. Generally Delightful but a disaster when drunk.

I handled myself quite well in Vegas, thank you very much.

then you failed

Getting ripped on weed and beating Boreans in Mario Kart at 5am is failing? I think not.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #42 on:** October 31, 2018, 12:37:20 AM »

Nah, he'd be Rachmaninoff. You know...he had a thing for big......hands

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Author Topic: If Boreans were composers (Read 2269 times)