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shosta

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I finally found someone else with my condition
« on: November 20, 2018, 06:30:34 PM »
(from 2014) the living hell of the man who orgasms 100 times a day
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Experiencing 100 orgasms a day may sound like the gift that keeps on giving, but a heartbroken man from Wisconsin can assure you — it’s much more of a curse.

Dale Decker is a 37-year-old husband and father of two who suffers from an uncontrollable condition known as Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome, Barcroft Media reports.

He first felt the symptoms after he slipped a disk in his back and was on his way to the hospital. Decker inexplicably ejaculated five times on the drive — and says the orgasms have kept on coming ever since.
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“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

“It makes you never want to have another orgasm for as long as you live,” Decker added. “There’s nothing pleasurable about it because even though it might feel physically good — you’re completely disgusted by what’s going on.”
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Decker says the intense episodes have taken an extreme toll on him and his family. He is afraid to even leave the house because evidently no place is safe from his excessive ejaculation.

“If you’re in public, if you’re in front of kids — it’s disgusting and it can break you real fast,” he told Barcroft.

“It happened to me at the grocery store and when it was over, there were around 150 people looking straight at me — why would I leave the house when something like this can happen?”
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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2018, 06:38:26 PM »
With or without an erection? Priapism sucks.

Tasty

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2018, 06:42:33 PM »
TBH I just want to get on Dennis's level


agrajag

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2018, 06:45:17 PM »
you found someone else who perpetually looks like he's 12 years old?


Tasty

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2018, 06:50:22 PM »
Mods should get ready to change shosta to shosti if this timeline holds true

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2018, 07:03:09 PM »
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“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

I lol'd hard at this
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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2018, 08:01:53 PM »
I was sure this was going to be about alcoholism :trumps
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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2018, 08:54:28 PM »
I was sure this was going to be about alcoholism :trumps

Shosta is Tasty-kun? :thinking :ohhh

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2018, 10:46:32 PM »
Well...he is twinklicious...
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2018, 02:17:30 AM »
Press F to Pay Respects/Jizz
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Tasty

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2018, 03:22:02 PM »

shosta

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2018, 03:40:20 PM »
wait, whose shtick is this copying
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BisMarckie

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2018, 03:56:00 PM »
I was just teasing you over your personality shifts as you transitioned on the board. :P

Having no personality whatsoever :rejoice

Joe Molotov

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2018, 03:58:39 PM »
Shosta's transitioning?
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BisMarckie

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2018, 03:59:06 PM »

kingv

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2018, 04:20:28 PM »
Stay away. He’s min :flabbypd

agrajag

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2018, 05:03:49 PM »
Shosta's transitioning?

yes, into puberty

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shosta

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2018, 12:46:27 AM »
i really fucking hate you and your thread bumping sometimes
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benjipwns

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Re: I finally found someone else with my condition
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2018, 12:57:17 AM »
i was headed for Assi's Memorial Feminism thread but somehow i knew you were about to make that "thots and prayers" joke