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shosta

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Bore Alignment
« on: November 30, 2018, 03:12:24 AM »
Lawful Good - Toku
Neutral Good - Valkyrie
Chaotic Good - Kara

Lawful Neutral - Great Rumbler
True Neutral  - Joe Molotov
Chaotic Neutral  - benjipwns

Lawful Evil - JayDubya
Neutral Evil - Assimilate
Chaotic Evil - filler
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2018, 03:15:02 AM »
I agree except rufus is lawful good

shosta

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2018, 03:19:59 AM »
I almost put you down as true neutral btw
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2018, 03:35:59 AM »
filler :bow2
etoilet :bow2

shosta  :piss2

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2018, 03:39:27 AM »
The thing I like most about Valkyrie is that she's not good all the time, Id say she's neutral and I love that about her. Probably not as chaotic as she was (and i was) when we were young though :lol

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2018, 06:26:54 AM »

Lawful Evil - JayDubya


bork bork bork bork bork

agrajag

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2018, 07:13:03 AM »
where does Martin Raperman fall on the spectrum?

Momo

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2018, 07:23:32 AM »
where does Martin Raperman fall on the spectrum?
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2018, 09:23:47 AM »
Imho you cant include banned members

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2018, 09:26:11 AM »
Imho you cant include banned members

Right? Assimilate may be banned but he’s living rent free in the bore’s heart

toku

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2018, 10:51:10 AM »
I don't want to be good.

Kara

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2018, 11:00:14 AM »
I don't want to be good.

Clerics are unburdened by the alignment rule now, bless up. :preach

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2018, 11:27:28 AM »
Mine: :supergay

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2018, 11:28:44 AM »
I don't want to be good.

Typical lawful good schpiel

"I dont want to be a hero"

Eff off superman

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2018, 11:29:36 AM »
Mine: :supergay

I wanted to say sexual orientation doesnt influence alignment, but then I thought of Amirox

Kara

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2018, 12:07:28 PM »
tag urself



lawful neutral

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2018, 12:15:21 PM »
Chaotic neutral, sometimes evil

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2018, 12:16:30 PM »
Chaotic Neutral. Always.
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2018, 12:38:31 PM »
tag urself

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lawful neutral

Lawful Neutral. Dang, shosta's really got me pegged.
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2018, 01:22:21 PM »
Chaotic neutral, sometimes lawful neutral

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2018, 01:24:32 PM »

Rahxephon91

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2018, 01:30:44 PM »
Chaotic nuetral. According to the bread graph.

TEEEPO

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2018, 01:43:22 PM »
yo, my mums is neutral evil and it triggers the fuck out of me.

she can't be bothered closing a fucking zip lock bag! she folds that shit


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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2018, 02:05:27 PM »
I agree except rufus is lawful good
Worth it for Carsomyr.

tag urself

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lawful neutral
Chaotic Neutral, aka free-spirited hedonism. Me like. 8)


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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2018, 02:08:53 PM »
I'm certainly Lawful Good
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agrajag

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2018, 03:10:31 PM »
lawful neutral here

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2018, 03:29:18 PM »
Chaotic neutral, but I probably won't leave carbs alone long enough to matter :-\
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2018, 03:54:34 PM »
Just a tucker here. 

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2018, 04:35:28 PM »
Just a tucker here.

But that's most everyone here, gurl. :snob

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2018, 05:08:17 PM »
Lawful neutral, sometimes neutral evil

what the fuck is a bread box?

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2018, 05:11:00 PM »
Put me down for the apathy alignment.

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2018, 05:20:34 PM »
lawful neutral or evil neutral
What

benjipwns

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2018, 05:21:33 PM »
wow bread test says shosta right

so does this: http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
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You Are:
Chaotic Neutral

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXX (3)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXX (5)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Evil ---- XXXXX (5)

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2018, 05:44:49 PM »
Lawful Good - Cindi
Neutral Good - Cindi
Chaotic Good - Cindi

Lawful Neutral - Cindi
True Neutral  - Cindi
Chaotic Neutral  - Cindi

Lawful Evil - Cindi
Neutral Evil - Cindi
Chaotic Evil - Cindi

fix't

Kara

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2018, 05:54:20 PM »
RE: bread test - If I didn't buy things that were easily countable (e.g. bagels) I would absolutely be lawful evil.

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2018, 05:55:38 PM »
According to benjis I’m neutral good, which is prolly right

El Babua

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2018, 06:08:37 PM »
Lawful Evil according to the bread

Same tier as Bork :rejoice

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2018, 08:48:26 PM »
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXX (8)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral - XXXXXXX (7)
Chaos --- XXXXX (5)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Evil ---- XXX (3)

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2018, 08:55:19 PM »
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)

You're a huge douchebag though  ???

I'm a rule follower with a heart of gold, fuck off.

shosta

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2018, 08:57:27 PM »
You're a huge douchebag though  ???
aren't hall monitors the biggest douchebags
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2018, 09:11:06 PM »
I'm the IRL version of Bryan Adams song Everything I do.

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2018, 10:28:09 PM »
I'm the IRL version of Bryan Adams song Everything I do.

Annoying and shit?
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2018, 10:34:39 PM »
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXX (8 )
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXX (4)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Bread-test seems accurate. :doge

Kara

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2018, 10:38:38 PM »
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)

You're a huge douchebag though  ???

It's a quiz that asks you what you'd do if a plague broke out in your hamlet or if you'd poison a feudal sovereign, the bread test is far more reliable.

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2018, 10:47:13 PM »
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)

You're a huge douchebag though  ???

It's a quiz that asks you what you'd do if a plague broke out in your hamlet or if you'd poison a feudal sovereign, the bread test is far more reliable.

By that metric I'm Chaotic Neutral.

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #45 on: November 30, 2018, 10:51:25 PM »
It's a quiz that asks you what you'd do if a plague broke out in your hamlet or if you'd poison a feudal sovereign, the bread test is far more reliable.
Not everybody lives in the Northeast Corridor or on the Left Coast, city slicker. :bolo

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #46 on: November 30, 2018, 10:54:41 PM »
Kara some people have imaginations  :hmph

Kara

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #47 on: November 30, 2018, 11:18:09 PM »
YOU can answer the poisoning monarch question, but as your lawyer I wouldn't advise it.

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2018, 11:21:28 PM »
We tried to use a bread box once

The the dog knocked the shit over and ate all the bread
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #49 on: November 30, 2018, 11:56:08 PM »
so..where do y'all keep your bread?  ???

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #50 on: December 01, 2018, 02:36:37 AM »
I'm the IRL version of Bryan Adams song Everything I do.

Annoying and shit?
:dead
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2018, 07:00:16 AM »
me, your dad and your mom is a sandwich!
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2018, 02:26:28 PM »
so..where do y'all keep your bread?  ???
In the fridge, twisted and tucked.

It dries out faster but it’ll last longer. But we eat a lot of bread, it won’t have time to go stale.

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2018, 02:59:32 PM »
Lawful Neutral- A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or he may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot. However, lawful neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it seeks to eliminate all freedom, choice, and diversity in society.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (24)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXX (6)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Evil ---- (0)
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Kara

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #54 on: December 01, 2018, 03:02:22 PM »
Trouble with that bread joke one is that breadboxes are pretty much just archaic, maybe regional.  There are more lawful good people in an average D&D society than who have ever heard of or considered owning a breadbox.

In junior high I had an English teacher who would start every class by asking us to solve a riddle written on the whiteboard. During Christmas these riddles took on a yuletide character (this was in the time before the Lich Max Horkheimer--our undying lord--returned and declared war on the holiday).

One day that season we came to class and found that that day's riddle was simply the English alphabet without the letter L. After taking attendance our teacher excused themselves and told us to work on the riddle quietly, which was guidance we promptly discarded once we thought they were out of earshot. During our dialectic one person kept shouting, "There's no L!" as if this was evidence we had ignored during our deliberations. They never used this salient observation to construct a solution to the riddle or anything, but I suppose it's the thought that counts.

When our teacher returned to the classroom they asked us if we had solved the riddle. After several proffered solutions of varying degrees of absurdity our teacher wrote, "N O Ë L," on the whiteboard, then pointed at the person who had constantly been shouting, "There's no L!"

shosta

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #55 on: December 01, 2018, 03:12:51 PM »
There hasn't been an L since Etiolate left voluntarily.  :'(
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2018, 09:47:42 PM »
Your class was stupid af

Trent Dole

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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #57 on: December 04, 2018, 03:12:22 AM »
Trouble with that bread joke one is that breadboxes are pretty much just archaic, maybe regional.  There are more lawful good people in an average D&D society than who have ever heard of or considered owning a breadbox.

Ironically enough, seeing that meme like a year ago I was like, shit I like Paladins so I must need a breadbox.  Then I looked into them and realized they don't really have much purpose unless you're buying your bread without any kind of packaging - possible, but not common.

There's also a sandwich one:

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Obviously only lawful good is valid here, don't @ me.
I love that sandwich chart so much.
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Re: Bore Alignment
« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2018, 03:44:23 AM »
where does Martin Raperman fall on the spectrum?

Pretending to be Chaotic Evil.
Actual alignment: NEUTRAL STUPID

Kara

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