30s the new 50

[Huff]

Cuz man I don’t feel like I’m 20

Ya dig

[Momo]

welcome to oldfuckery. stay a while, stay forever.

[Akala]

everyone older keeps saying 'oh, the 30's were fine, just wait until yr 40's hurhur.' it will keep getting worse and worse. 

[Joe Molotov]

50 is the new dead

[I'm a Puppy!]

Eh, I found that in my thirties I was like "This isn't so bad!" Then some biological switch goes off around when you're about 35ish your health will just plummet off a cliff. You'll be like "I've never had any health issues" and then suddenly you'll be like "Oh, my hip!" Doesn't matter if you're Mr. Fit or not. It'll happen to you.

[zomgee]

40's are the new realization that shit stops working

[Akala]

Eh, I found that in my thirties I was like "This isn't so bad!" Then some biological switch goes off around when you're about 35ish your health will just plummet off a cliff. You'll be like "I've never had any health issues" and then suddenly you'll be like "Oh, my hip!" Doesn't matter if you're Mr. Fit or not. It'll happen to you.

Happened to me too, think warranty goes out at 35.

[tiesto]

Yeah, when I hit 35 I came down with bad reflux (the years and years of eating super spicy food finally caught up to me) and occasional sciatica 

[Mr. Gundam]

Eh, I found that in my thirties I was like "This isn't so bad!" Then some biological switch goes off around when you're about 35ish your health will just plummet off a cliff. You'll be like "I've never had any health issues" and then suddenly you'll be like "Oh, my hip!" Doesn't matter if you're Mr. Fit or not. It'll happen to you.

Yep. My medication that I've had to take since I had heart surgery has been fucking me up lately and then I threw my back out yesterday fixing a toilet in our house.

Does not feel good, man.

[TVC15]

It only gets better if you get a good head start and stay fit while it's still easy before the drop off happens

I'm going to be dead before I'm 40. I can feel things rotting apart and collapsing in my chest. Like scaffolding collapsing. And, boy, the things that come out of my nose! And the chest pains and breathing problems. Oh, Lord, please take me soon!

[Mr. Gundam]

It only gets better if you get a good head start and stay fit while it's still easy before the drop off happens

As long as you don't have some unpreventable health issue pop up. Hey there, mitral valve regurgitation. Thanks for preventing me from being able to run anymore.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Im 35 and walking 12-18km every day at work. Hope this helps.

[Joe Molotov]

Im 35 and walking 12-18km every day at work. Hope this helps.

Your walking isn't helping me one bit, but thanks for trying.

[Madrun Badrun]

Going to be 30 in Feb.  Going grey. 

[TVC15]

The thing you notice most as you age is how you can't hold it in nearly as long when you need to make poo poo or pee pee.

[MMaRsu]

Turning 32 on friday

I still feel like a youngun

[Valkyrie]

Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

[mormapope]

Having type 1 diabetes since I was six years old, all I really want are my eyes, feet, and dick to keep working by the time I'm 40.

Just turned 26, and Im in much better health than I was in my teens and early 20's. Not being much of a drinker helps a lot I think. Only vices I have are stogies and munchies from herb.

[toku]

I get more regal every year.

[Nabbis]

You guys doing something wrong.

[Transhuman]

Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

We should meet at the point where your looks begin to fade, but I start to get hotter

[nachobro]

I'm down 35lbs so I'm feeling better at 33 than I did at 30

[Transhuman]

Because of my face shape I will only get hotter.

I'll be like Dorian Grey or Keanu Reeves

[recursivelyenumerable]

Eh, I found that in my thirties I was like "This isn't so bad!" Then some biological switch goes off around when you're about 35ish your health will just plummet off a cliff. You'll be like "I've never had any health issues" and then suddenly you'll be like "Oh, my hip!" Doesn't matter if you're Mr. Fit or not. It'll happen to you.

36 and I still feel great, and also get laid more on an average weekend than I did total during the entire decade of my twenties

[CatsCatsCats]

Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

Ya, if you don't count ear hair, nose hair, saggy balls, paunches, and extra gas

Or the body blowing out from years of physical labor

[Huff]

Man did I drink some bourbon and feel like shit all day

But now rebounded and hitting the gym. Do I have to use the old person section yet

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yeah my 30s have been way better than my 20s.  Aside from some occasional meals from Taco Bell, I've been doing my best to stay in shape, work out, etc. since I was 19.

Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

That's only true if they were taking care of themselves in their 20s and early 30s. 

[TVC15]

I can't even tell when my crank is done pissing anymore. It stops for a few secs and I cram it back in my pants and 30 seconds later my trousers are filled with piss.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Oh I'm definitely more fit now than I was in my 20s. But that doesn't mean that I don't sometimes throw my back out doing something that I could do in my 20s without batting an eye. I used to be able to work from 7am to 3am and do that for weeks straight. Now? A 16 hour day requires several days recovery.

[brawndolicious]

I turned 30 last week but it really feels like I spent 30 years turning 30. It's a completely bullshit, arbitrary number that people seem to use as their dividing line for when you can officially give up on your life goals and physical beauty. Yet I have more confidence than most of my 20s.

I'm sorry for shitting up your thread with smug, positivity. Happy birthday dude.

Oh I'm definitely more fit now than I was in my 20s. But that doesn't mean that I don't sometimes throw my back out doing something that I could do in my 20s without batting an eye. I used to be able to work from 7am to 3am and do that for weeks straight. Now? A 16 hour day requires several days recovery.

I'm skeptical of this unless it was a manual job you can do on autopilot. No matter how energetic you are, the brain can only process for so many hours before it goes on strike. Or maybe I just have ADHD?

[chronovore]

50 is the new dead

GET FUCKED.

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[hampster]

36

It's not bad enough that my body is becoming progressively worse, but it feels the need to add extra hairs now also I need to buy a nose/ear trimmer now

[I'm a Puppy!]

I turned 30 last week but it really feels like I spent 30 years turning 30. It's a completely bullshit, arbitrary number that people seem to use as their dividing line for when you can officially give up on your life goals and physical beauty. Yet I have more confidence than most of my 20s.

I'm sorry for shitting up your thread with smug, positivity. Happy birthday dude.

Oh I'm definitely more fit now than I was in my 20s. But that doesn't mean that I don't sometimes throw my back out doing something that I could do in my 20s without batting an eye. I used to be able to work from 7am to 3am and do that for weeks straight. Now? A 16 hour day requires several days recovery.

I'm skeptical of this unless it was a manual job you can do on autopilot. No matter how energetic you are, the brain can only process for so many hours before it goes on strike. Or maybe I just have ADHD?

Echostar. did it for three weeks. Nearly killed me. I don't think I could do one day of this now.

[zomgee]

Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

Perhaps my barrel-like shape reminds people of wine, yes.

[chronovore]

Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

Perhaps my barrel-like shape reminds people of wine, yes.

Worship these AUGUST FIGURES.

[PsychoBee]

honestly it feels like it

i turned 30 earlier this year, and my body can't handle the BS i put it through like it used to, likely due to a lot of stupid shit I did when I was younger & thought I was invincible

I used to be able to go out drinking all night fri/sat and work sun-fri without feeling it, now if I have a few beers i'm hungover for a week

[Steve Contra]

Die already

[nachobro]

i'm working on it, damn

[TVC15]

Die already

The poutine food truck isn't in my neighborhood enough

[Biff]

It's not bad enough that my body is becoming progressively worse, but it feels the need to add extra hairs now also I need to buy a nose/ear trimmer now

Don't get rid of those - that's where old people store their wisdom!

[Mr. Gundam]

So after doing a big panel of blood tests yesterday (iron levels, comprehensive tests, kidneys, thyroid, etc.) and everything coming back normal, I'm finding out that the blood pressure medication that I stayed on after they took me off the Beta Blockers is probably making me feel like shit more than the Beta Blockers did.

Heart meds and a healthy 37 year old dude don't go well together.