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TVC15

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I dreamt Arbie died and Smashmouth played his funeral
« on: December 08, 2018, 01:12:59 PM »
Well, not his funeral, but after we found his body, Smashmouth burst into the room through doors and walls and windows and started playin “Walking on the Sun.” Arvie, die soon to salvage a good memory from these sad final years.

I also dreamt I was in an old folks home and as hot Latino male nurse was feeding me creamed corn, and I kept letting it fall out of my mouth into my lap so he’d have to keep rubbing my dick when cleaning it up.

How are you nerds?
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Re: I dreamt Arbie died and Smashmouth played his funeral
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2018, 01:47:05 PM »
I've been having strings of dreams where dogs mount me and try to fuck me. What makes me concerned is I don't know if its consensual or if its rape. I'd prefer rape, just because I really hope I dont want dog dick subconsciously and would rather feel put down in some emotional way, subconsciously.
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TVC15

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Re: I dreamt Arbie died and Smashmouth played his funeral
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2018, 01:50:14 PM »
I try not to think of my animal sex dreams too much (or recount them to other people). It can’t lead to anything good.

Put that in a fortune cookie.
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Re: I dreamt Arbie died and Smashmouth played his funeral
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2018, 02:26:18 PM »
You can pay Smashmouth to do just about anything these days. 
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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: I dreamt Arbie died and Smashmouth played his funeral
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2018, 02:36:57 PM »
Quote from: Madrun Badrun on December 08, 2018, 02:26:18 PM
You can pay Smashmouth to do just about anything these days.
anything?  :phil
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thisismyusername

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Re: I dreamt Arbie died and Smashmouth played his funeral
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2018, 02:52:43 PM »
Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on December 08, 2018, 02:36:57 PM
Quote from: Madrun Badrun on December 08, 2018, 02:26:18 PM
You can pay Smashmouth to do just about anything these days.
anything?  :phil

Hey now, you're a pornstar. Get the show on, get paid?
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