ARE YOU TIRED OF VIDEO GAMES WHERE YOU PRESS THE BUTTON, WAIT FIVE SECONDS AND THEN THE MAN GETS ON THE HORSE?

DO YOU WANT A GAME WHERE YOU PRESS A BUTTON AND THINGS
IMMEDIATELY HAPPEN???

WELL BOY HOWDY DO I GOT SOME SHIT FOR YOU!!!!
That's right it's
EARTH MOTHERFUCKING DEFENSE FORCE 5$60 (eesh! but probably worth it)
Available for download NOW on the PlayStation Store
DLC: Who cares?
This game got it all boys:
100 Missions' worth of space bug blasting action
4 radically different character classes even though WING DIVER is the only one you really need to play, though Air Raider can spawn fuckin tanks and mechs and shit and that is good as hell
Translation and voice acting that's so bad it's good
Sliding down on the trackpad makes your guy scream "EE-DE-EEEEFFFFFFFFFFF!"
GOOD graphics, remember we are coming from EDF4.1 that LITERALLY HAD NO LIGHTING, now it's at PS4 launch game-level graphics cuz they switched to Unreal and IT ACTUALLY WAS A GOOD THING
Getting nuked from orbit
The craziest fuckin weapons your eyes ever done seed
Pacific Rim level annihilation of once beautiful Japanese cityscapes
MECHAGODZILLA
The worst first two tutorial levels ever that will make you question why you just paid $60 and think that Sho Nuff is a LIAR but then it gets SO GOOD
Functional 4 player coop for you and your Boritos and 2-player split screen too if you have a small child or something that isn't playing Switch
So yeah it's back, it's shithouse crazy, the graphics are actually not totally garbage and you can bet your bottom dollar Nuff-Sama is gonna be rockin this shit WELL INTO THE NEW YEAR