Author Topic: Has science gone too far? (Read 8649 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1 on:** December 13, 2018, 03:15:55 AM »

The question should be: "did science go fast?"

benjipwns · « **Reply #2 on:** December 13, 2018, 03:18:41 AM »

did i do this right

benjipwns · « **Reply #3 on:** December 13, 2018, 03:21:46 AM »

really the legs one was way more creepy because you couldn't see any other part of the body, you just saw those hairy human like legs that gave the impression that he was like six feet tall or something

benjipwns · « **Reply #4 on:** December 13, 2018, 03:21:57 AM »

ALSO, GREEN EYES CONFIRMED

MMaRsu · « **Reply #5 on:** December 13, 2018, 03:54:44 AM »

wtf is this shit

Momo · « **Reply #6 on:** December 13, 2018, 04:19:48 AM »

I hope China invades to stop this.

benjipwns · « **Reply #7 on:** December 13, 2018, 04:31:50 AM »

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The most challenging part of Sonic’s updated design isn’t revealed in this teaser: his eyes. The filmmakers struggled with how best to depict Sonic’s eyes ...

“I don’t think SEGA was entirely happy with the eye decision, but these sorts of things you go, ‘It’s going to look weird if we don’t do this.’ But everything is a discussion, and that’s kind of the goal, which is to only change what’s necessary and stay true to the rest of it,” said [executive producer] Miller.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** December 13, 2018, 05:53:59 AM »

Quote from: Momo on December 13, 2018, 04:19:48 AM

I hope China invades to stop this.

Are you kidding, this is probably headed for a $100 Million opening weekend in China.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #9 on:** December 13, 2018, 07:03:07 AM »

Yes, Chris Pratt is supposed to be fat.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

wait is this not chris pratt

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BisMarckie · « **Reply #10 on:** December 13, 2018, 07:37:40 AM »

This looks terrifying, it looks like a mix of CG and just a dude in a Sonic costume.

I think they should have gone all the way and just put a dude in a bodysuit and put some makeup on.

Just like Benji.

kingv · « **Reply #11 on:** December 13, 2018, 08:29:21 AM »

The fact that he has blue arms pleases the shit out of me.

I feel like some sonic-Chan morherfuckers are going to go into open revolt over it.

Tasty · « **Reply #12 on:** December 13, 2018, 08:36:05 AM »

This is what the Sonic fanbase wanted.

Yeti · « **Reply #13 on:** December 13, 2018, 08:58:05 AM »

I’m so glad that I’m not a Sonic fan, they have it rough

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #14 on:** December 13, 2018, 09:08:14 AM »

Is this real?

I almost bought a Sonic figurine

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 13, 2018, 09:21:50 AM »

Quote from: kingv on December 13, 2018, 08:29:21 AM

The fact that he has blue arms pleases the shit out of me.

I feel like some sonic-Chan morherfuckers are going to go into open revolt over it.

Sonic’s arms are not blue. Pic is a fake.

Yeti · « **Reply #16 on:** December 13, 2018, 01:31:03 PM »

They also gave him peach colored fur instead of having his belly be flesh like his mouth...god Sonic in general is just bad design

EightBitNate · « **Reply #17 on:** December 13, 2018, 03:14:43 PM »

Tbh he’s strangely adorable. Like a little kitten.

Uncle · « **Reply #18 on:** December 13, 2018, 03:15:46 PM »

Yeah he looks a little better than I was expecting based on the first poster

Still WHY IS HE PROPORTIONED LIKE AN ACTUAL 5 YEAR OLD

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** December 13, 2018, 03:29:55 PM »

Ben Schwartz is sonic. this is going to be great. Not Marvel great but great.

Nintex · « **Reply #20 on:** December 13, 2018, 04:58:05 PM »

That doesn't look anything like Sonic

Atramental · « **Reply #21 on:** December 13, 2018, 05:00:34 PM »

It needs to go farther.

Nintex · « **Reply #22 on:** December 13, 2018, 05:47:53 PM »

When they were conceiving this movie someone should've walked into the board room, opened the door and simply said: "No"

Nothing good can come from this.

Tasty · « **Reply #23 on:** December 13, 2018, 06:31:50 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 05:00:34 PM

It needs to go farther.

(Image removed from quote.)

I'd legit watch this.

Like that Ulililia docu that never came out.

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 13, 2018, 06:37:14 PM »

Ulililia sounded so greasy.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** December 13, 2018, 07:15:33 PM »

This is the future the liberals want

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** December 13, 2018, 09:47:08 PM »

Why are his legs so creepy?

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #27 on:** December 13, 2018, 10:43:07 PM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #28 on:** December 14, 2018, 02:50:15 AM »

Quote from: Philip Cardgage on December 13, 2018, 05:12:07 PM

The perfect Sonic movie already exists.

Lol i was watching the opening and thinking "someone on Faroe must have been fucking bored" and then it was on Faroe

benjipwns · « **Reply #29 on:** December 19, 2018, 04:49:10 AM »

https://twitter.com/SonicMovie/status/1074853082159243264

VomKriege · « **Reply #30 on:** December 19, 2018, 05:50:19 AM »

Our Emperor shall awaken, soon...
Hurry, friends

BIONIC · « **Reply #31 on:** December 19, 2018, 05:56:57 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on December 19, 2018, 04:49:10 AM

https://twitter.com/SonicMovie/status/1074853082159243264

Add a censored schlong under the poster you coward

Tasty · « **Reply #32 on:** December 19, 2018, 10:54:29 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on December 19, 2018, 05:50:19 AM

Our Emperor shall awaken, soon...
Hurry, friends

Sonic Team disturbed the loife cycle.

Uncle · « **Reply #33 on:** December 19, 2018, 01:35:27 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! on December 19, 2018, 05:56:57 AM

Quote from: benjipwns on December 19, 2018, 04:49:10 AM
https://twitter.com/SonicMovie/status/1074853082159243264

Add a censored schlong under the poster you coward

Tasty · « **Reply #34 on:** December 19, 2018, 01:40:22 PM »

Photoshop Shadow behind him and you've got some solid furry gold.

BIONIC · « **Reply #35 on:** December 19, 2018, 02:16:24 PM »

What have I done?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #36 on:** December 19, 2018, 05:59:54 PM »

I can't wait for the part of the movie where Sonic says "gotta go fast" while police are arresting hundreds of Sonic fans for jerking off in theaters across the country

Yeti · « **Reply #37 on:** December 19, 2018, 09:38:24 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 19, 2018, 01:40:22 PM

Photoshop Shadow behind him and you've got some solid furry gold.

And the more

version with his wang if you want that one too:
https://i.imgur.com/QvINlFw.png

Tasty · « **Reply #38 on:** December 23, 2018, 02:28:47 PM »

First one is correct, Sonic would not be flaccid if that were happening.

Momo · « **Reply #39 on:** December 23, 2018, 02:52:45 PM »

what have you people done, you've given sonic furries a platform

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** January 06, 2019, 04:02:32 AM »

Why couldn’t you just make a movie based on the Saturday morning cartoon fuck

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #41 on:** January 06, 2019, 10:22:59 AM »

Every day we stray farther from god

Oblivion · « **Reply #42 on:** April 30, 2019, 10:37:31 PM »

This wouldn't have happened if Hillary won.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** April 30, 2019, 10:39:49 PM »

I can't believe I'm going to get to see Sonic meme himself on the big screen

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #44 on:** April 30, 2019, 11:45:35 PM »

No one:
2019: Sonic has human teeth and lips now.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #45 on:** May 01, 2019, 12:05:44 AM »

I dont think it was thaaaaaat bad.

Better then most post 16 bit Sonic games for sure

Yeti · « **Reply #46 on:** May 01, 2019, 12:10:12 PM »

Sonic’s doing the surprised Pikachu face

BisMarckie · « **Reply #47 on:** May 01, 2019, 06:01:22 PM »

If we can turn this

into an emote, I‘d be willing to give up surprised Pikachu.

nachobro · « **Reply #48 on:** May 01, 2019, 06:04:07 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #49 on:** May 02, 2019, 10:27:38 AM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/UndeadPriest/status/1123956674241486849

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toku · « **Reply #50 on:** May 02, 2019, 07:23:30 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #51 on:** May 02, 2019, 08:01:56 PM »

That one won't remain a joke for much longer.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** May 02, 2019, 08:09:03 PM »

https://twitter.com/fowltown/status/1124056098925944832

Sonic's gonna be getting the Henry Cavill's mustache special.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #53 on:** May 02, 2019, 09:30:13 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 02, 2019, 08:09:03 PM

https://twitter.com/fowltown/status/1124056098925944832

Sonic's gonna be getting the Henry Cavill's mustache special.

(Image removed from quote.)

Like...how do you get that far into production and not realize that people are gonna hate the design?

benjipwns · « **Reply #54 on:** May 03, 2019, 02:14:21 AM »

did they like think all the jokes earlier about the design were just sarcastic people who actually thought it was excellent?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #55 on:** May 03, 2019, 02:18:58 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 03, 2019, 02:14:21 AM

did they like think all the jokes earlier about the design were just sarcastic people who actually thought it was excellent?

Maybe they thought it was just Huelen and a million alts.

Nintex · « **Reply #56 on:** May 03, 2019, 01:36:02 PM »

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Everyone at Paramount & Sega are fully committed to making this character the BEST he can be...

I don't think Paramount quite understands what this means when SEGA is mentioned.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #57 on:** May 03, 2019, 03:44:18 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 03, 2019, 02:14:21 AM

did they like think all the jokes earlier about the design were just sarcastic people who actually thought it was excellent?

Internet: “lol, good job with Sonic”
Paramount: “Thanks, you’re welcome!”
Internet: “jk, it sux”
Paramount:

team filler · « **Reply #58 on:** May 03, 2019, 04:47:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/extranapkins/status/1124181001310068738

team filler · « **Reply #59 on:** May 08, 2019, 01:37:44 AM »

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Author Topic: Has science gone too far? (Read 8649 times)

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