Rather big storm here.
about almost half the city lost power. Power came back and I decided to get some milk and bread just in case it goes out again.
When I get to the store there's a carefully placed half empty gallon of milk right in the parking lot. The gallon wasn't dented, so it hadn't been dropped or anything.
Which means that someone went into the store bought a gallon of milk, went to the parking lot, chugged half a gallon of milk in the driving rain and thought, "That's enough." Set the gallon of milk down and then left.
I am not ready for this amount of chaotic energy. I named the gallon Russel and went on my way. But I can't stop thinking about it. Do you think I had an encounter with aliens? Or most likely the illuminati? I didn't ask for this cursed knowledge. I only wanted some milk