Author Topic: Is American Monster Energy Drink Exceptationalism dead? (Read 2579 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** January 07, 2019, 10:13:53 AM »

I remember when Monster Zero Ultra stormed the scene and there was a new flavor every 6 months. But now, I just see the same old tired flavors at the grocery store. Where are the Lebron James Edition flavors? Where are the limited edition holiday flavors? Are we losing the Energy Drink race? Are our top Energy Drink engineers being poached by Russian and China or (god forbid) Nos?

agrajag · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2019, 10:21:56 AM »

I like Nos

🤷🏾‍♂️

BisMarckie · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2019, 10:38:34 AM »

Rockstar > Monster

Glad that Monster's reign of terror is over.

agrajag · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2019, 10:41:19 AM »

rockstar is prole swill

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2019, 10:42:12 AM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2019, 10:44:01 AM »

Grow up and drink coffee, damn it

BisMarckie · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2019, 10:58:14 AM »

Cute drink hippie, do they sell these in sizes for men?

nachobro · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2019, 11:22:16 AM »

most of the new good energy drinks aren't available in sugar free :'(

also fake sugar being worse than real sugar is lol. most of the diet energy drinks use erythritol which is just fine and doesn't spike glucose/blood sugar levels.

Huff · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2019, 11:27:27 AM »

Just do cocaine like adults

BisMarckie · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2019, 11:28:21 AM »

Aspartame

nachobro · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2019, 11:30:13 AM »

Quote from: riotous on January 07, 2019, 11:27:08 AM

Errr.. pretty much all of them use Sucralose

which also doesn't spike blood sugar levels and hasn't been shown to be "worse for you than sugar"

agrajag · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2019, 11:30:20 AM »

lol triggered autisty

shosta · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2019, 12:04:40 PM »

Hi-ball without alcohol? Strong pass.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2019, 12:08:57 PM »

I prefer Diet Coke and Coke Zero over regular Coke.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2019, 12:20:20 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 07, 2019, 10:44:01 AM

Grow up and drink coffee, damn it

Quote from: Huff on January 07, 2019, 11:27:27 AM

Just do cocaine like adults

Behaving like an adult in 2019.

It's like you guys don't even know there's a new Kingdom Hearts game and a Pokemon movie coming out.

agrajag · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2019, 12:21:14 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on January 07, 2019, 12:08:57 PM

I prefer Diet Coke and Coke Zero over regular Coke.

the most annoying kind of person

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2019, 12:33:40 PM »

Cherry Coke Zero tho

Rufus · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2019, 12:35:04 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on January 07, 2019, 12:21:14 PM

the most annoying kind of person

I only drink water.

Akala · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2019, 01:20:46 PM »

rockstar

nothing worse than ordering a redbull/vodka and getting a rockstar "it tastes the same" mix.

I actually like most of the Monsters, but I gravitate to the ultra color ones and rehabs. they just released a few new Monster blends down south, pacific punch and dragon tea. both kinda gross, I tend to try new ones when I see them.

RE: Coke I like the newish Zero formula, waiting on a caffeine free version update.

really don't drink them without booze though.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2019, 01:49:53 PM »

educate yourself and watch some e-sport events, breh

Mandark · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2019, 04:41:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/cashbonez/status/1072321264608407552

Trent Dole · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2019, 07:16:59 PM »

I'm drinking the Monster Hydros a lot lately. 240 mg of caffeine or so total, lowerish calories, and it's just regular ass water so it doesn't fuck you up and dehydrate you like all the other shit does. Basically stronk Gatorade I guess.

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Author Topic: Is American Monster Energy Drink Exceptationalism dead? (Read 2579 times)