Author Topic: John McAfee 2020 Campaign HQ // The Only Thing You Have To Lose Is Your Sanity (Read 9568 times)

benjipwns · « **on:** February 14, 2019, 01:06:05 AM »

Official Campaign Platform

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1079863420458074112

Official Campaign Appearances

John McAfee Speaks at 2016 Libertarian Convention

John McAfee on Soft Focus with Jena Friedman

John McAfee on Free and Independent Media Programming

John McAfee Debates Republicans Austin Peterson and Gary Johnson in 2016

John McAfee on Girls Chat podcast

https://soundcloud.com/girlschat/the-vitalist-manifesto-feat-john-mcafee

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Perennial Libertarian party primary contender and software man John McAfee talks to us about life, light, love, sex, God, and wildlife.

Our brains are completely scrambled by the experience and so his campaign's Director of Youth Engagement, Yung Zoe, has to join the call in order to provide us loving and affirming aftercare.

Momo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2019, 01:29:03 AM »

Free Pacific Island murders for all

benjipwns · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2019, 02:50:53 AM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2019, 01:19:07 AM

Trying to go 2 for 2?

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/jim-gilmore-for-president-2020-ot-aiming-to-build-on-the-145-votes-from-2016.1182366/

https://twitter.com/jessicataylor/status/692864501515812864

BisMarckie · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2019, 06:14:02 AM »

McAfee/Canseco 2020

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2019, 06:15:49 AM »

I think you should add that you predictted the Trump presidency in 2013 to the OP to shut all the naysayers up.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2019, 09:40:38 AM »

But how does he feel about Rising of the Shield Hero?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2019, 06:32:04 AM »

Quote from: shosta on February 16, 2019, 09:45:15 PM

I just saw the Jena Friedman interview and lol. The extended diatribe about the word "newsman", egging her on to ask him about Belize, spying on the Belize government, arguing with him about eating his on dick, it's all perfect

lmao so is this gonna be his campaign song then

MMaRsu · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2019, 08:07:21 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #8 on:** February 17, 2019, 10:24:47 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2019, 04:21:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1097591933927591943

If you thought Trump had weird friends you haven't met the McAfee bunch.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2019, 04:44:44 PM »

I can confirm, he is world famous in Europe.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2019, 04:53:02 PM »

Either you are trying to fuck with me or you need glasses.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2019, 05:28:32 PM »

"Patrik Labus is not on social media, but in Europe he is well know for his band of world famous rogue tattoo artists"

Well known in Europe for his world famous tattoo artists

He is world famous in Europe.

That's the joke.

You are fucking with me.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2019, 05:30:46 PM »

shosta plz

BisMarckie · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2019, 05:33:35 PM »

I don't like shosta's new "I can't read" gimmick.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2019, 06:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Stro on February 18, 2019, 05:43:12 PM

I don't like shosta

I don't like anyone here.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I love you guys

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Nintex · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2019, 04:50:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1097974522999902208

Nintex · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2019, 06:22:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1097997068474507264

This 'campaign' is lit

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2019, 06:45:31 PM »

This is missing his appearance on the Girls Chat podcast https://soundcloud.com/girlschat/the-vitalist-manifesto-feat-john-mcafee , please update to remedy this oversight

Nintex · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2019, 01:42:39 PM »

Degenerate GoP
"Drugs are bad mkay"

Virgin DeMoCrAtS
"Maybe we should legalize pot"

CHAD MCAFEE 2020
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1098254264076513280

benjipwns · « **Reply #20 on:** June 10, 2019, 02:25:01 AM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1137777348919681024

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1137799476507217921

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1137816526034219008

Mollys Fruity Loops · « **Reply #21 on:** June 10, 2019, 05:25:43 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #22 on:** June 10, 2019, 07:08:06 AM »

The best way for the Trump era of fuckery to end is for McCafee to storm the White House from helicopters with his gang of heavily armed rebels and stage a coup.

Nintex · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2019, 01:28:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1143570171208130566

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2019, 07:25:11 PM »

lmao okay grandpa

Nintex · « **Reply #25 on:** July 19, 2019, 12:53:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1152240931015462914

agrajag · « **Reply #26 on:** July 19, 2019, 07:12:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/MuellerDad69/status/1152321894802235392

Nintex · « **Reply #27 on:** July 20, 2019, 07:38:45 AM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1152244760515682307

VomKriege · « **Reply #28 on:** July 20, 2019, 07:44:07 AM »

This will end well.

Nintex · « **Reply #29 on:** July 23, 2019, 05:26:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1153729707160068096

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** July 23, 2019, 06:24:33 PM »

What's going to happen to Axel?!

Kara · « **Reply #31 on:** July 23, 2019, 06:29:27 PM »

You should try to rescue him, Nintex.

Keep it tactical. Don't bring kevlar or one of those Army of Two mask things.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32 on:** July 24, 2019, 12:23:03 AM »

if you can't trust John McAfee who can you trust?

VomKriege · « **Reply #33 on:** July 24, 2019, 03:10:33 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 24, 2019, 12:23:03 AM

if you can't trust John McAfee who can you trust?

Kaspersky.

Nintex · « **Reply #34 on:** July 26, 2019, 07:19:47 AM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1154699257548541952

There is 2 now

Rufus · « **Reply #35 on:** July 28, 2019, 08:08:03 AM »

Boris Johnson was born in New York.

Occam · « **Reply #36 on:** July 28, 2019, 07:18:05 PM »

BJ renounced his US citizenship for tax reasons.

https://www.newsweek.com/boris-johnson-us-citizen-irs-born-new-york-1449974

Nintex · « **Reply #37 on:** July 30, 2019, 01:53:14 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1156258109557526528

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #38 on:** July 30, 2019, 06:43:08 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #39 on:** July 31, 2019, 04:37:52 AM »

We just need a video of McAfee pouding his girlfriend doggy style while she wears a Barr mask for this to be complete now.

Nintex · « **Reply #40 on:** September 07, 2019, 08:34:14 AM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1170311472670498816

The last 10 tweets or so are insane

Tripon · « **Reply #41 on:** November 11, 2019, 05:20:49 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #42 on:** November 11, 2019, 05:29:38 PM »

John is what I’d be like if I were rich and powerful. I’m jealous of him. Having adventures and pissing on the idiot public.

Nintex · « **Reply #43 on:** November 11, 2019, 05:51:00 PM »

The ride has been wild He has a 2020 campaign blimp.
Plus he asked someone to fund 4 planes and it might actually happen.

Also, he said that Rogan doesn't let him on the podcast anymore because of something that happened in Bangkok and he wouldn't say more except that there were genders involved because it is not 'his place' to do so.

He's also launching a "Epstein didn't kill himself" token.

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** November 11, 2019, 05:53:23 PM »

Nice. Legitimately a more worthwhile candidate than Yang.

TVC15 · « **Reply #45 on:** November 11, 2019, 05:54:48 PM »

Fuck it. I’m donating.

Nintex · « **Reply #46 on:** November 13, 2019, 03:36:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1194554716623196160

Now he's retweeting Hillary Clinton killed Epstein memes

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #47 on:** February 06, 2020, 12:04:59 AM »

If we can't have McAfee as Libertarian candidate, we can get little a Vermin Supreme

https://freekeene.com/2020/01/12/vermin-supreme-wins-new-hampshire-lp-primary/

benjipwns · « **Reply #48 on:** February 06, 2020, 12:46:44 AM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 06, 2020, 12:04:59 AM

If we can't have McAfee as Libertarian candidate, we can get little a Vermin Supreme

https://freekeene.com/2020/01/12/vermin-supreme-wins-new-hampshire-lp-primary/

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At least the New Hampshire Libertarian Party has stuck closer to principle over the years. In 2016, NH and VT’s libertarian parties were the only ones in the whole United States to back presidential candidates who actually were worth nominating, like Darryl W Perry and John McAfee.

Daryl Perry is the "toast in my own damn toaster" guy

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #49 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:05:04 AM »

Vermin Supreme is the candidate we need, but not the one we deserve.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #50 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:56:25 PM »

His ca voter guide description is definitely something.

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CHOOSE WISELY.

Only ONE candidate PROMISES more FUN than YOU can IMAGINE this ELECTION year. Only one candidate offers YOUR CHOICE of TIMELINES!

MOAR Liberty.

BIGGER Freedoms.

LESS Government.

PONY Bacon.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men are created equal, … endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it" - Declaration of Independence

“We, the members of the Libertarian Party, challenge the cult of the omnipotent state and defend the rights of the individual. We hold that all individuals have the right to exercise sole dominion over their own lives, and have the right to live in whatever manner they choose, so long as they do not forcibly interfere with the equal right of others to live in whatever manner they choose.” - Libertarian Party Platform

“There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious,…you've got to put your bodies upon the gears … to make it stop! …you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it -- that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!” - Mario Savio

Funcentration Camps - Not just for kids. #GlitterBomb2020 #Vermin2020

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #51 on:** February 07, 2020, 03:46:44 PM »

Hmm .. I do like fun.... I think this guy is onto something.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #52 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:01:33 PM »

McAfee is out.

https://mobile.twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1235167526813945856

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #53 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:58:50 PM »

fuck. nothing can stop trump now

Propagandhim · « **Reply #54 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:03:53 PM »

I just found out Lincoln Chafee is seeking the presidency as part of the Libertarian party now.

toku · « **Reply #55 on:** May 04, 2020, 11:04:54 AM »

tfw the real john mcafee shows up for a livestream interview for the obscure underground electronic ambient future minded vaporware noise collective you've been following on and off for years

https://twitter.com/dream_catalogue/status/1257324580378750977

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #56 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:16:50 PM »

:'(

:'(

https://mobile.twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1313228796972032000

Nintex · « **Reply #57 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:03:34 PM »

The Democrats should make a deal with McAfee.

He gets a Presidential Pardon and Immunity if he manages to stop Donald Trump.
At this point, only McAfee has the same level of chaotic energy that can beat the Donald.

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Author Topic: John McAfee 2020 Campaign HQ // The Only Thing You Have To Lose Is Your Sanity (Read 9568 times)