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Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her! [screw epic]
« on: February 14, 2019, 10:21:17 PM »
Ay, fuck the Epic store. Highly polished Euro jank deserves a better home on PC.

Excited for this Metro, closest thing we'll ever get to Stalker again.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2019, 08:54:54 AM by Great Rumbler »
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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her!
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2019, 11:50:56 PM »


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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her!
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2019, 12:45:28 AM »
Wait, the PATH engine is being used for this?

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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her!
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2019, 01:02:44 AM »
Yes. What about it? ???

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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2019, 12:59:17 PM »
Yes. What about it? ???

Nothing, just surprised they're still using the same engine that runs Just Cause 2. :doge

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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her!
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2019, 01:07:48 PM »


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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2019, 01:13:34 PM »
Nothing, just surprised they're still using the same engine that runs Just Cause 2. :doge
It's pathfinding middleware. If it ain't broke... /shrug

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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her!
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2019, 11:56:01 PM »
Been playing Metro Exodust on Microsoft Game Pass, because screw Epic. It's pretty good, still has that jank that you'd expect but not too much. The larger levels does make it feel more like OG Stalker, though more mainstream-friendly and greater in variety of environments. Been playing it on Easy, because, you know what? I want to. Get over it. It is really easy on Easy, though. But whatever, I'm having fun playing it and exploring around environments and shooting up bandits and weird mutants.

Also, screw Epic.
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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her!
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2019, 12:05:56 AM »
My game (Epic store) just crashes on me on boot. Saw a bunch of people claiming a similar thing with the latest Windows update. Cbf looking at a fix, so I just went back to playing mtg instead.
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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her!
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2019, 12:08:52 AM »
I've only had some minor issues with the game, like long load times at start up [or not starting up at all]; a little annoying but nothing that's prevented me from playing the game, at least.
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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her!
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2019, 12:40:03 AM »
This game was ass. What a letdown after the other two
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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her! [screw epic]
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2019, 01:35:36 PM »
I could never get into the previous Metro games, but I really like Exodust.
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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her! [screw epic]
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2019, 01:53:27 PM »
I have Gamepass Ultimate but decided to buy this on the Epic Store because I support God Emperor Sweeney.

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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2019, 04:42:46 PM »
I have Gamepass Ultimate but decided to buy this on the Epic Store because I support God Emperor Sweeney.

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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her! [screw epic]
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2019, 11:11:28 AM »
I bought it at launch. The game hard crashed twice on my Xbone X on different missions a few hours in :yuck. So I decided to wait for potential patches to iron out game stopping jank.

The first hour or so is terrible.
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Re: Metro Exodus |OT| S.T.A.L.K.E.R? I barely knew her! [screw epic]
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2019, 11:42:06 AM »
The only highlight of this game is the mutated monkey dick in the last level. Big ol dangly cock and balls
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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2019, 10:51:22 AM »
The only highlight of this game is the mutated monkey dick in the last level. Big ol dangly cock and balls

Well shit, now I have to pirate it after finishing Last Light to see the Donkey Show. :itagaki

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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2019, 11:23:22 AM »
Wait monkey or donkey dick.

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