Author Topic: #FreeRobertKraft (Read 7027 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** February 22, 2019, 01:18:42 PM »

Yeah, he’s guilty, but can’t a guy just get his D sucked without it being a whole federal case?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 22, 2019, 01:22:31 PM »

What’s the point of being rich if you can’t get some strange for some change?

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2019, 01:26:24 PM »

A billionaire can't even get a handy in peace anymore.

This is why America is going to hell. :'(

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3 on:** February 22, 2019, 02:02:45 PM »

Reading some of the reactions, people are acting like he walked into a secret sex dungeon and unchained the starving woman he wanted to give him a handy.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** February 22, 2019, 02:42:55 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 22, 2019, 02:02:45 PM

Reading some of the reactions, people are acting like he walked into a secret sex dungeon and unchained the starving woman he wanted to give him a handy.

And if he did, who are we to deny him this after the decades of joy his cheeses have given us?

Don Rumata · « **Reply #5 on:** February 22, 2019, 02:50:24 PM »

Bought Kraft mayo once, literally shaking rn.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** February 22, 2019, 03:25:47 PM »

He looked a little deflated in his mugshot.

Huff · « **Reply #7 on:** February 22, 2019, 03:52:23 PM »

Why not just fly insta thots and whores to you tho

Huff · « **Reply #8 on:** February 22, 2019, 03:52:41 PM »

Maybe he liked the thrill of possibly being caught

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #9 on:** February 22, 2019, 04:33:52 PM »

I'm sure he could have a chef follow him around 24/7 and cook him food whenever he wants. But I bet he likes to pull into a Taco Bell, sit in the parking lot while he shame-eats two Big Box meals by himself.

Nintex · « **Reply #10 on:** February 22, 2019, 04:48:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1099049262854299648

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** February 22, 2019, 04:51:50 PM »

Mandark · « **Reply #12 on:** February 22, 2019, 06:21:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/1098991454699933696

benjipwns · « **Reply #13 on:** February 23, 2019, 01:55:54 AM »

so Q was right?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2019, 02:17:35 AM »

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 22, 2019, 01:22:31 PM

What’s the point of being rich if you can’t get some strange for some change?

He's either a total asshole or an idiot. Nothing wrong with a widower his age getting all his sex from professionals, but why go to a parlor where you can reasonably assume most of them are coerced.

shosta · « **Reply #15 on:** February 23, 2019, 02:24:29 AM »

There is no uncoerced labor under capitalism.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** February 23, 2019, 04:23:27 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 22, 2019, 02:02:45 PM

Reading some of the reactions, people are acting like he walked into a secret sex dungeon and unchained the starving woman he wanted to give him a handy.

Is there a site where one can find these places?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17 on:** February 23, 2019, 04:26:15 AM »

Also they’re getting busted due to credit receipts? I don’t even trust the local Chinese restaurants with my card and I’m pretty sure no sex slaves are working there.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** February 23, 2019, 12:55:44 PM »

If you're a billionaire in the public view and you don't fuxx with high end escort agencies that price privacy into the transaction in favor of using your credit card at a fucking jack shack... brother, you deserve to get pinched. You're stupid.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #19 on:** February 23, 2019, 01:05:54 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 23, 2019, 12:55:44 PM

If you're a billionaire in the public view and you don't fuxx with high end escort agencies that price privacy into the transaction in favor of using your credit card at a fucking jack shack... brother, you deserve to get pinched. You're stupid.

It's not about getting off, it's about rubbing off of that sweet, sweet human misery.
But you non-billionaires, will NEVER understand!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** February 23, 2019, 06:37:51 PM »

@kara

Tripon · « **Reply #21 on:** February 23, 2019, 08:26:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/norlingshea/status/1099475767052910593

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** February 23, 2019, 09:28:10 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on February 23, 2019, 08:26:11 PM

https://twitter.com/norlingshea/status/1099475767052910593

Robert Kraft is actually my kindhearted, billionaire grandpa.

jorma · « **Reply #23 on:** February 24, 2019, 08:00:09 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on February 23, 2019, 08:26:11 PM

https://twitter.com/norlingshea/status/1099475767052910593

no lies detected

Tripon · « **Reply #24 on:** February 24, 2019, 11:13:29 AM »

https://twitter.com/albamonica/status/1099046175154622464

BisMarckie · « **Reply #25 on:** February 24, 2019, 01:58:03 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2019, 09:28:10 PM

Robert Kraft is actually my kindhearted, billionaire grandpa.

For a billion dollars he could be my daddy

Tripon · « **Reply #26 on:** February 24, 2019, 03:54:23 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on February 24, 2019, 01:58:03 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2019, 09:28:10 PM

Robert Kraft is actually my kindhearted, billionaire grandpa.

For a billion dollars he could be my daddy

How good are you at a massage?

Don Rumata · « **Reply #27 on:** February 24, 2019, 04:16:19 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on February 24, 2019, 03:54:23 PM

Quote from: KennyLoggins on February 24, 2019, 01:58:03 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2019, 09:28:10 PM

Robert Kraft is actually my kindhearted, billionaire grandpa.

For a billion dollars he could be my daddy

How good are you at a massage?

Gave you a like, to massage your ego.

agrajag · « **Reply #28 on:** February 24, 2019, 07:02:41 PM »

happy ending, one billion dolla

Tripon · « **Reply #29 on:** February 24, 2019, 09:27:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1099704915956559872

shosta · « **Reply #30 on:** February 24, 2019, 09:48:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1099808300642824193

Tripon · « **Reply #31 on:** February 24, 2019, 09:50:41 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 24, 2019, 09:48:09 PM

https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1099808300642824193

oops, wrong thread

shosta · « **Reply #32 on:** February 24, 2019, 10:06:05 PM »

nobody reads this forum anyway

agrajag · « **Reply #33 on:** February 24, 2019, 10:09:15 PM »

fuck you and your blatant disregard for the Bire's effective information gain/understanding process, Shosta.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34 on:** February 25, 2019, 12:04:01 AM »

It still works in this thread. Not letting billionaires have the freedom to get a rub & tub is basically fascism.

team filler · « **Reply #35 on:** February 25, 2019, 02:03:52 AM »

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1099175744096428033

chronovore · « **Reply #36 on:** February 25, 2019, 09:18:13 AM »

Quote from: shosta on February 23, 2019, 02:24:29 AM

There is no uncoerced labor under capitalism.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #37 on:** February 25, 2019, 09:31:34 AM »

The real reason only Kraft's name was released among the 100's of others:

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Cops are Dolphin fans.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #38 on:** February 25, 2019, 03:12:24 PM »

https://deadspin.com/robert-kraft-went-to-orchids-of-asia-on-the-morning-of-1832876333

DOB: 5/20/73 & 07/19/60

I remember when this broke and some people were like "uh oh, what if they were underage?" Nah son, Kraft liked to party with them old broads.

Tripon · « **Reply #39 on:** February 25, 2019, 08:34:52 PM »

I read somewhere there's video of Kraft getting the handy.

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Police witnessed Kraft inside the “Orchids of Asia” massage parlor in Jupiter, Florida on two separate occasions, thanks to a “sneak and peek” warrant that allowed them to plant recording devices. In one instance, cameras recorded a woman hugging Kraft before he took off all his clothing and “laid face up on the massage table,” according to a probable cause affidavit.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/robert-kraft-caught-on-video-getting-handjob-and-paying-dollar100-florida-authorities-say?ref=home

BisMarckie · « **Reply #40 on:** February 25, 2019, 08:39:33 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on February 25, 2019, 08:34:52 PM

I read somewhere there's video of Kraft getting the handy.

How much would you pay or charge(no kinkshaming

) for giving Kraft a handy brehs?

hampster · « **Reply #41 on:** February 25, 2019, 11:49:58 PM »

Flying to Florida for a 15 minute handy

I struggle to get up and change discs in the playstation

chronovore · « **Reply #42 on:** February 27, 2019, 02:29:21 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on February 25, 2019, 08:39:33 PM

Quote from: Tripon on February 25, 2019, 08:34:52 PM
I read somewhere there's video of Kraft getting the handy.

How much would you pay or charge(no kinkshaming ) for giving Kraft a handy brehs?

Kinda brings new meaning to "Kraft Singles."

Tripon · « **Reply #43 on:** March 02, 2019, 02:58:25 PM »

Kraft plead non guilty.

Kara · « **Reply #44 on:** March 02, 2019, 03:11:58 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 22, 2019, 04:33:52 PM

I'm sure he could have a chef follow him around 24/7 and cook him food whenever he wants. But I bet he likes to pull into a Taco Bell, sit in the parking lot while he shame-eats two Big Box meals by himself.

Last evening I drank a bottle of niceish California wine and by the end of the night I was eating Nachos Supreme in shame.

Nintex · « **Reply #45 on:** March 08, 2019, 09:56:18 AM »

Plot twist.
https://twitter.com/MiamiHerald/status/1104000906801094656

Steve Contra · « **Reply #46 on:** March 08, 2019, 07:04:25 PM »

We're so far into Trump's presidency that the president of the United States watching the Super Bowl with the former owner of a massage parlor involved in human trafficking is eliciting lots of "it's probably nothing" (see above) rather than "the what in the actual fuck how did that happen" that it should be.

Nintex · « **Reply #47 on:** March 08, 2019, 07:25:18 PM »

It's a good thing that Trump didn't send this woman a personal gift to thank her for helping his campaign.

I mean, that could be something really damaging. Even more so if pictures would surface of this lady posing with the rest of the family.

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https://twitter.com/Pinche_Pi/status/1104062642170351617

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And you know, it wouldn't be a good look if you had invited a person that runs shady rug and tug places to the White House.
You'd have to explain something.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1J3aj3WsAAI0D6.jpg

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48 on:** March 08, 2019, 07:48:46 PM »

Obama was just working with the Mueller investigation to get Tyler busted on Facebook.

Tripon · « **Reply #49 on:** March 09, 2019, 03:21:17 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 08, 2019, 07:50:38 PM

Need to find the thing I read earlier, she has a bunch of clean money connections. What’s creepy on its own is someone like that also owned potentially sex trafficking linked massage parlors.

A criminal using a legitimate business to help launder her money? Perish the thought.

agrajag · « **Reply #50 on:** March 10, 2019, 03:20:15 PM »

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/02/22/report-robert-kraft-is-not-the-biggest-name-involved-in-prostitution-case/

agrajag · « **Reply #51 on:** March 10, 2019, 03:58:42 PM »

police also denied Jussie Smoleyt being a suspect, until they didn't

Nintex · « **Reply #52 on:** March 10, 2019, 04:06:58 PM »

My guess

Eric Trump

Tripon · « **Reply #53 on:** March 19, 2019, 08:30:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1108120312393224195

team filler · « **Reply #54 on:** March 19, 2019, 08:32:29 PM »

shosta · « **Reply #55 on:** March 19, 2019, 09:25:13 PM »

Wait, is that how that works? You say "you got me!" and all your charges are dropped?

shosta · « **Reply #56 on:** March 19, 2019, 09:32:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/RyanHannable/status/1108179215382466562

LMFAO THE DEAL WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH

benjipwns · « **Reply #57 on:** March 19, 2019, 10:06:54 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 19, 2019, 09:25:13 PM

Wait, is that how that works? You say "you got me!" and all your charges are dropped?

how important of a person are you? are you perhaps a cop?

shosta · « **Reply #58 on:** March 19, 2019, 10:19:31 PM »

Not when it's the only charge!

benjipwns · « **Reply #59 on:** March 19, 2019, 10:24:30 PM »

I don't think it's "dropping charges" as:

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According to the Wall Street Journal (subscription required), Kraft and the other men charged with soliciting prostitution have been offered a deal to have the charges dropped by Florida prosecutors. This would happen if the men were to admit they would be found guilty at a trial.

The report adds the men would need to attend an education course on prostitution, 100 hours of community service, among other things.

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Kraft, who has denied through a spokesman that he committed a crime, has been charged with two counts of solicitation. "We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity," his spokesman said.

The charges are second-degree misdemeanors and generally carry no more than a 60-day sentence in county jail, according to Mike Edmondson, a spokesman with the State Attorney's Office in Palm Beach County.

The reporting on this must be missing another charge or something. A higher level one.

This isn't even nolo contendere.

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Author Topic: #FreeRobertKraft (Read 7027 times)