Ask me a question.

[Christopher]

And I'll answer it.

[bagofeyes]

What do you know about GilloD?

[FlameOfCallandor]

What's the meaning of life?

[Christopher]

What do you know about GilloD?

He looks like my best friend, but a bit fatter, and he doesn't look like he showers too often.

I like him though, he's pretty cool.  He's about just having fun, and living for the moment.  He's ok.

What's the meaning of life?

I think the meaning of life is in your hands and what you do with it, I think YOU are to make a meaning out of life.

[makaveli]

is 2pac alive

[Christopher]

is 2pac alive

Nah he's dead, he lives on forever in memory though

[Junpei the Tracer!]

can you perm my hair and get me some hormones?

[Phoenix Dark]

Chris when you're at school do random chicks walk up to you and start conversations?

Also a work out question: what are some good things to do on my own in preparation for going to the gym? I want to do something before heading off to the gym. Dumbells? Pushups? etc

[Christopher]

Chris when you're at school do random chicks walk up to you and start conversations?

Also a work out question: what are some good things to do on my own in preparation for going to the gym? I want to do something before heading off to the gym. Dumbells? Pushups? etc

Well to be honest, and completely honest, no one just comes up to me and starts talking, rather I have a random conversation sometimes coming to or from class via the bus or usually I make friends with the people I sit next to in my classes (I talk a LOT ).  So yeah, I find it's easier if you carry the conversation - and you know who you want to approach.

but yeah I get approached for convo here and there, and I do the same.

Also a work out question: what are some good things to do on my own in preparation for going to the gym? I want to do something before heading off to the gym. Dumbells? Pushups? etc

Honestly dude just go in with a positive attitude, thinking you can do this, and look foward to doing it.  No prep needed, actually since your on campus ask someone one of the trainers at the gym to hook you up with a beginer plan, luckily I have friends that help me out, but I've seen plenty of people who WANT to go to the gym and that's what the trainers are there for.

Very cool people dude don't be afraid, and grab a gym partner who is motivated, it will keep you motivated.  I also drink creatine before I lift - the one I got tastes like lemon :gay

[Nick]

How come sometimes your grammar is really awesome, and then sometimes it sounds like you're twelve?

[Junpei the Tracer!]

you didnt answer my question!

but a real question

should I put vista on my pc?

[makaveli]

is there a heavan for a g

[Phoenix Dark]

What did you do at the gym during your first few visits?

[Christopher]

How come sometimes your grammar is really awesome, and then sometimes it sounds like you're twelve?

eh it's the internet I’m usually doing homework regardless and get burnt out from trying to type properly on paper and collect my thoughts in a sophisticated manner - honestly I'm online a lot because:

a.) I'm a closet nerd ;p

b.) I have TONS of homework - and I'm really anal about homework, if I have something to study or read, I’ll sit here and bullshit while I read, take notes, fuck around with you guys, and just continue with it.

Being said sometimes I just type really fast, and don't read what I write.

[Christopher]

What did you do at the gym during your first few visits?

Well I've been going to the gym since junior year of high school - but manily my focus was cardio and running rather than weights and lifting.

is there a heavan for a g

Sure :arr

[Boogie]

ya, I got a question:  why are you such a wad?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

jokes, I'm quoting Undergrads  

[close]

[xnikki118x]

What do you think about Ellen Pompeo's purple toga?

[Christopher]

What do you think about Ellen Pompeo's purple toga?

...and that's all I have to say about that.

[Phoenix Dark]

I think I'm going to start with a stationary bike - that's cardio. I already walk to school 4 days a week (at least on weeks I go to all my classes lolz).

[Christopher]

I think I'm going to start with a stationary bike - that's cardio. I already walk to school 4 days a week (at least on weeks I go to all my classes lolz).

Something's better than nothing right dude?

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Why dosnt christopher answer my questions?

[Mupepe]

Do you love me?

[Phoenix Dark]

I think I'm going to start with a stationary bike - that's cardio. I already walk to school 4 days a week (at least on weeks I go to all my classes lolz).

Something's better than nothing right dude?

Yea

I'll call the local rec and ask them about their facilities; I haven't been since my competitive basketball days.

Hopefully I can start towards the end of next month - I need to get my school shit in order first lolz.

[Christopher]

Do you love me?

...who the fuck doesn't?

[demi]

What's the best way to approach shaving my pubes?

[Christopher]

What's the best way to approach shaving my pubes?

Trim - then shaving creame - then shave.

[CajoleJuice]

Why didn't cloudwalking call me? 

[Bacon]

What's the best way to approach shaving my pubes?

I have experience at this.

[Christopher]

Why didn't cloudwalking call me? 

She wants a REAL MAN ; BlueTsunami.

plus your taking her other man; jarosh.

[CajoleJuice]

Why didn't cloudwalking call me? 

She wants a REAL MAN ; BlueTsunami.

plus your taking her other man; jarosh.

It's true. 

jarosh is cooler anyway

When are we going to get our first significant snowfall?

[Christopher]

Why didn't cloudwalking call me? 

She wants a REAL MAN ; BlueTsunami.

plus your taking her other man; jarosh.

It's true. 

jarosh is cooler anyway

When are we going to get our first significant snowfall?

next two weeks tops dude...fuck it's getting colder by the day, and yesterday it started snowing.

[demi]

What's the best way to approach shaving my pubes?

I have experience at this.

Share?

[aoi tsuki]

Okay so a couple of nights ago i met this woman on Craigslist. We talked over coffee and clicked pretty well. Nothing phenomenal, but it went better than i expected, and we met under the pretense that if there was attraction, there'd be NSA sex afterwards. Before we headed out to have said sex, she tells me that she needs to be honest, and will only let me fuck her if i pay her. i'm thinking "Wtf?" but she's like she had a three year old daughter and she needs to make rent. She makes about three hundred less than she needs to live per month. So i'm like, "yeah, good luck with that" and i'm out. Okay, i didn't really say that, but that was the gist of it. Or "jist". i don't know which and i'm too lazy to google it.

i get home and i've got two emails from her, basically stating that she really likes me (i felt that), that she can tell i'm a good guy, and that she hopes she didn't scare me off by being upfront about her situation.

Okay, given the fact that i'm not going to call her beyond telling her sorry, this isn't going to work yadda yadda, do i buy the power supply and hard drive for my new computer now, or should i wait for my tax refund to be deposited into my account?

[Christopher]

last question before I go to bed:

do i buy the power supply and hard drive for my new computer now, or should i wait for my tax refund to be deposited into my account?

well it depends.  I say wait because technology always finds a way of going on sale when you least expect it, plus stores usually have a "tax check sale!"

As for your dilema.  I dunno if you really like someone, I think you should like them for them, it seems like she's carrying a lot of baggage, and from your posts and what I can gather about you, NOW isn't the time for that for you.  I mean sure there are such things as lasting mature relationships that you find people in, but for you dude, no.

Also - I think you can do better, a craig's list, in debt momma?  I mean if you really like her go for it, but if the hand was already out for the dollar, I say no.


wow no juicy questions

ok I really gotta get to bed tomorow's a BIG DAY, not in terms of something important, but schedule

[Phoenix Dark]

Please post a pic dude. PLEASE

I would fuck her no doubt and probably give her $50 every two weeks

[Vizzys]

Christopher how do you feel about this song:
http://rapidshare.com/files/14045645/09-lynam-giving_up_rock_n_roll.mp3.html

[Polari]

Why is it when you jerk off into the toilet, then flush, bubbles remain?

[aoi tsuki]

Please post a pic dude. PLEASE

I would fuck her no doubt and probably give her $50 every two weeks

She didn't post a pic, just a description. i took a chance and she's actually pretty cute. Her description just said "interracial", and she ended up looking kinda like the interracial (black + jewish) woman on SNL... the one that played in the classic "Special Christmas Gift" video. The woman i met was a little darker than her though, but similar features. Speaking of looks, one of these days i've got to get a pic posted.  :'(

And no, there's no way i'm going for anything with her. She seems cool and all, but definitely too needy and i don't like to get attached unless i can see some kind of serious, committed future with a woman. FWIW, i think she's telling the truth, but i'm not going to touch it. Last time i got attracted to a woman with kids, it damned near killed me. i would've ended up marrying her if i had stayed. i could commit to her, but not the kids. Blah blah blah.

Oh and i think i'll order the PSU and hard drive later today. i need to get this new machine built.

[xnikki118x]

When is Ecro going to pop the question?

[brawndolicious]

have you ever conciously had gay sex?

with a condom?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Are you, in fact, a homosexual?

[Nick]

I would *love* a picture of aoi tsuki.  The only person I'm genuinely curious to see what he looks like.

[makaveli]

how do you tell your child that there the prouduct of rape

[bagofeyes]

I'd prefer he wasn't there either

[makaveli]

how do you tell your child that there the prouduct of rape

i wish you'd have stayed on gaf

keep wishing and mabey it will come true

[Christopher]

Why is it when you jerk off into the toilet, then flush, bubbles remain?

It's your reciept for all the kids you flushed

When is Ecro going to pop the question?

Within the next year and a half if you guys are still together he will.

Are you, in fact, a homosexual?

Nope - why do you ask?

have you ever conciously had gay sex?

with a condom?

I've never had gay sex.   

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I dunno, just a rumor I heard.

[brawndolicious]

Nope - why do you ask?

You're in a franternity and like abercrombie so it's a complete coincidence.

[Christopher]

Nope - why do you ask?

You're in a franternity and like abercrombie so it's a complete coincidence.

ok so your muslim that's like saying that you blow up buildings and don't shower.

Don't sterotype, hell that isn't even a sterotype from your perspective. 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Wait, he wasn't stereotyping you -- you just threw out a stereotype and told him not to.

[brawndolicious]

ok so your muslim that's like saying that you blow up buildings and don't shower.
Don't sterotype, hell that isn't even a sterotype from your perspective. 

well you see..you want people to ask you questions...

[Himu]

what the fuck.

Chris do you love me? 

[Christopher]

what the fuck.

Chris do you love me? 

I find you annoying, or rather found you annoying.  You seemed to represent everything I hate; annoying japafag nintendo-fan. 

But now that I know you a bit more - your not so bad, hell I even like you now since you calmed down with the GAF whining and are actually funny sometimes

[Himu]

What? On Gaf I rarely ever brought up Nintendo! In fact, I rarely, if ever, posted in Nintendo threads because the cretins aggravated me!

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Chris do you love me?

[Christopher]

What? On Gaf I rarely ever brought up Nintendo! In fact, I rarely, if ever, posted in Nintendo threads because the cretins aggravated me!

Well when you got all defensive about the Wii here and started masterbating to Zelda it got into n-cigarillo territory.

Shake:

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

 

[bagofeyes]

Why does my stomach hurt this morning?

[Christopher]

Why does my stomach hurt this morning?

hmm... something you ate?  Maybe more importantly something you *didn't* eat?  Getting enough protien and veggies? 

[Itch]

An acquaintance of mine asked me if I'd heard anyone say anything bad about him behind his back recently and I lied and said no. I think he knows I was lying when I said that. Should I tell him what I've heard, even if I know it will make him feel terrible?