River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[marrec]

Do you guys think the persistent old wives' tale/folk knowledge that women don't fart or fart way less than men could be attributed to the fact that they don't have a prostate that swells up and displaces air every time they have a horny thought

I think the whole "women don't have a prostate" thing is just a lie made up by the medical community tbh

When a woman actually lets you into her pants you can find out for yourself!

Jokes on you I can look up anal exams online I don't need the touch of a woman to know what their prostate looks like

[agrajag]

Do you guys think the persistent old wives' tale/folk knowledge that women don't fart or fart way less than men could be attributed to the fact that they don't have a prostate that swells up and displaces air every time they have a horny thought

I think the whole "women don't have a prostate" thing is just a lie made up by the medical community tbh

When a woman actually lets you into her pants you can find out for yourself!

Jokes on you I can look up anal exams online I don't need the touch of a woman to know what their prostate looks like

is that the ultimate hover hand

[BisMarckie]

I don’t blame him, in the era of #metoo you can‘t be careful enough.

[marrec]

Do you guys think the persistent old wives' tale/folk knowledge that women don't fart or fart way less than men could be attributed to the fact that they don't have a prostate that swells up and displaces air every time they have a horny thought

I think the whole "women don't have a prostate" thing is just a lie made up by the medical community tbh

When a woman actually lets you into her pants you can find out for yourself!

Jokes on you I can look up anal exams online I don't need the touch of a woman to know what their prostate looks like

is that the ultimate hover hand

The invisible hand of the free market strikes again

[benjipwns]

libertarianism, the invisible hover hand of the state

[BisMarckie]

How long have you been sitting on that one?

[jorma]

Do you guys think the persistent old wives' tale/folk knowledge that women don't fart or fart way less than men could be attributed to the fact that they don't have a prostate that swells up and displaces air every time they have a horny thought

I think the whole "women don't have a prostate" thing is just a lie made up by the medical community tbh

 

Reported for transphobia. I'm so tired i can't even.

[nachobro]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/watchmen-debuts-this-fall-on-hbo-here%E2%80%99s-the-trailer.115846/

I mean Rorschach is pretty much an alt-right fantasy in a lot of ways. Reading it recently it's hard not to get incel vibes from him occasionally. For him to inspire a white-supremacist cult absolutely makes sense.

I think the watch motif is because its called WATCH-men. I dont know if you all noticed that

Do they think it's Watchmen as in a wrist watch?

I'm very confused.

If you told me that was a trailer for a show about white supremacy, I would believe you.

k

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/watchmen-debuts-this-fall-on-hbo-here%E2%80%99s-the-trailer.115846/

I mean Rorschach is pretty much an alt-right fantasy in a lot of ways. Reading it recently it's hard not to get incel vibes from him occasionally. For him to inspire a white-supremacist cult absolutely makes sense.

I think the watch motif is because its called WATCH-men. I dont know if you all noticed that

Do they think it's Watchmen as in a wrist watch?

I'm very confused.

If you told me that was a trailer for a show about white supremacy, I would believe you.

k

Rorschach is kind of a bigot in the comics, mind you. Also some sort of take that against objectivism.

damon lindelof Is the worst writer to do this kind of material, though. Mixed feelings.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/watchmen-debuts-this-fall-on-hbo-here%E2%80%99s-the-trailer.115846/

I mean Rorschach is pretty much an alt-right fantasy in a lot of ways. Reading it recently it's hard not to get incel vibes from him occasionally. For him to inspire a white-supremacist cult absolutely makes sense.

I think the watch motif is because its called WATCH-men. I dont know if you all noticed that

Do they think it's Watchmen as in a wrist watch?

I'm very confused.

If you told me that was a trailer for a show about white supremacy, I would believe you.

k

To be fair that Rohrschach cult really looks like a Klan rally, but then they also seem to be fighting the police so who knows what kind of analogy it's supposed to be.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/watchmen-debuts-this-fall-on-hbo-here%E2%80%99s-the-trailer.115846/

I mean Rorschach is pretty much an alt-right fantasy in a lot of ways. Reading it recently it's hard not to get incel vibes from him occasionally. For him to inspire a white-supremacist cult absolutely makes sense.

I think the watch motif is because its called WATCH-men. I dont know if you all noticed that

Do they think it's Watchmen as in a wrist watch?

I'm very confused.

If you told me that was a trailer for a show about white supremacy, I would believe you.

k

To be fair that Rohrschach cult really looks like a Klan rally, but then they also seem to be fighting the police so who knows what kind of analogy it's supposed to be.

Government supported vigilantes vs Outlaw Vigilantes in the world after Veight kills most of New York. It could be interesting but the writing team... ugh.

I suppose the idea some of the government supported ones learn the truth about the squid rampage but the Roscharch cult is not much better. Even the normal beat cops mask themselves so there is no real accountability anymore and the Cult are probably outright terrorists.

The cult obviously is also misguided as fuck given that Rorschach was not religious when he went outlaw vigilante.

[BisMarckie]

The original Watchmen

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Rorschach is unambiguosly a right wing conspiracy nut, and thats literally the type of publication he sends his journal too; he would be a huge Alex Jones fan contemporaneously.
His expy is literally an Ayn Rand objectivist, and thats the take Alan Moore was using as the archetype, not the version Denny O'Neil made.

That he'd become a martyr for 'no such thing as aliens, its all a conspiracy' truthers is a pretty good concept.

e:

The cult obviously is also misguided as fuck given that Rorschach was not religious when he went outlaw vigilante.

arguable, his day job is walking around with a "THE END IS NIGH!" billboard, lol

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/watchmen-debuts-this-fall-on-hbo-here%E2%80%99s-the-trailer.115846/

I think the watch motif is because its called WATCH-men. I dont know if you all noticed that

Do they think it's Watchmen as in a wrist watch?

I'm very confused.

so like, did they not even see the movie?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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[Boredfrom]

Why the pirate flag? The whole pirate comic was a parallel story whose connection with the plot outside of symbolism was that the artist designed the squid alien. The only that could made that connection is Ozymandias, I don’t even think Manhattan cares to know about it. Hope they don’t use Dr Manhattan, but they are a bunch of hacks that they are probably going to use him badly.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

The doomsday clock is only literally the final image of every single issue, as well as referenced continually throughout

[Boredfrom]

Rorschach is unambiguosly a right wing conspiracy nut, and thats literally the type of publication he sends his journal too; he would be a huge Alex Jones fan contemporaneously.
His expy is literally an Ayn Rand objectivist, and thats the take Alan Moore was using as the archetype, not the version Denny O'Neil made.

That he'd become a martyr for 'no such thing as aliens, its all a conspiracy' truthers is a pretty good concept.

e:

The cult obviously is also misguided as fuck given that Rorschach was not religious when he went outlaw vigilante.

arguable, his day job is walking around with a "THE END IS NIGH!" billboard, lol

He just outright said “there is no god that kills little girls, is just us, nobody else out there”.

[PogiJones]

The insane speed at which RE is willing to cede ground to alt-right trolls (but they were really mad while doing it!) is staggering. "Okay" is one of the most used words in the world, and the simple gesture meaning okay is instantly ceded to a few 4chan trolls by RE and Twitter outrage addicts because they love suspecting people of being evil. If you losers just ignored the trolls, their trolling would be completely benign.

It's incredible how often these morons implement completely counterproductive actions to "combat evil."

[benjipwns]

And here I thought Snyder was being a bit too on the nose with the watch imagery to help explain the metaphor Manhattan uses but...

[Boredfrom]

And here I thought Snyder was being a bit too on the nose with the watch imagery to help explain the metaphor Manhattan uses but...

I mean, we’re dealin with damon lindelof, a David Lynch/Mark Frost wannabe that is not even good in that.

[PogiJones]

But I guess "retreat but be mad about it" is basically RE's MO.

[stufte]

I'm willing to bet 99% of the OK hand gestures used by people they disagree with are only being used to fuck with lefties. They know what they are doing in the sense that they know it's not really a white power symbol, but as certain as the sun will rise, morons on the left will lose their shit over it. The right is winning the trolling war, and it's apparently pathetically easy.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

The insane speed at which RE is willing to cede ground to alt-right trolls (but they were really mad while doing it!) is staggering. "Okay" is one of the most used words in the world, and the simple gesture meaning okay is instantly ceded to a few 4chan trolls by RE and Twitter outrage addicts because they love suspecting people of being evil. If you losers just ignored the trolls, their trolling would be completely benign.

It's incredible how often these morons implement completely counterproductive actions to "combat evil."

Its why I tried and failed to game theory out what possible benefit someone would get by ceding it.
Its not like if AOC-Chan flashed an OK sign at a photo op these dumbshits would start screaming about her being a white supremacist

[benjipwns]

The insane speed at which RE is willing to cede ground to alt-right trolls (but they were really mad while doing it!) is staggering. "Okay" is one of the most used words in the world, and the simple gesture meaning okay is instantly ceded to a few 4chan trolls by RE and Twitter outrage addicts because they love suspecting people of being evil. If you losers just ignored the trolls, their trolling would be completely benign.

It's incredible how often these morons implement completely counterproductive actions to "combat evil."

DE 👏 PLATFORMING 👏 WORKS 👏

[nachobro]

[Boredfrom]

I'm willing to bet 99% of the OK hand gestures used by people they disagree with are only being used to fuck with lefties. They know what they are doing in the sense that they know it's not really a white power symbol, but as certain as the sun will rise, morons on the left will lose their shit over it. The right is winning the trolling war, and it's apparently pathetically easy.

I seriously doubt that given the incidents were it’s being used. (Biggest example: Christchurch)

[marrec]

I'm willing to bet 99% of the OK hand gestures used by people they disagree with are only being used to fuck with lefties. They know what they are doing in the sense that they know it's not really a white power symbol, but as certain as the sun will rise, morons on the left will lose their shit over it. The right is winning the trolling war, and it's apparently pathetically easy.

iRoNiC rAcIsM iS sTiLl rAcIsM

[stufte]

The insane speed at which RE is willing to cede ground to alt-right trolls (but they were really mad while doing it!) is staggering. "Okay" is one of the most used words in the world, and the simple gesture meaning okay is instantly ceded to a few 4chan trolls by RE and Twitter outrage addicts because they love suspecting people of being evil. If you losers just ignored the trolls, their trolling would be completely benign.

It's incredible how often these morons implement completely counterproductive actions to "combat evil."

DE 👏 PLATFORMING 👏 WORKS 👏

  DE PLATFORM! DE PLATFORM!
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[BisMarckie]

Not a fascist symbol?

[stufte]

I'm willing to bet 99% of the OK hand gestures used by people they disagree with are only being used to fuck with lefties. They know what they are doing in the sense that they know it's not really a white power symbol, but as certain as the sun will rise, morons on the left will lose their shit over it. The right is winning the trolling war, and it's apparently pathetically easy.

I seriously doubt that given the incidents were it’s being used. (Biggest example: Christchurch)

Everything that dude said and did surrounding that incident was in service of some sort of internet meme. I'm quite sure he used it for the same reason he said "subscribe to pewdiepie".

[BisMarckie]

I'm willing to bet 99% of the OK hand gestures used by people they disagree with are only being used to fuck with lefties. They know what they are doing in the sense that they know it's not really a white power symbol, but as certain as the sun will rise, morons on the left will lose their shit over it. The right is winning the trolling war, and it's apparently pathetically easy.

I seriously doubt that given the incidents were it’s being used. (Biggest example: Christchurch)

Everything that dude said and did surrounding that incident was in service of some sort of internet meme. I'm quite sure he used it for the same reason he said "subscribe to pewdiepie".

He even besmirched glorious Serbian propaganda music.

[benjipwns]

(Image removed from quote.)

Not a fascist symbol?

excuse me, sir, only the Nazis (and their heirs, the Republicans centrists) own the trademarks, copyrights and patents to fascism

[Boredfrom]

I'm willing to bet 99% of the OK hand gestures used by people they disagree with are only being used to fuck with lefties. They know what they are doing in the sense that they know it's not really a white power symbol, but as certain as the sun will rise, morons on the left will lose their shit over it. The right is winning the trolling war, and it's apparently pathetically easy.

I seriously doubt that given the incidents were it’s being used. (Biggest example: Christchurch)

Everything that dude said and did surrounding that incident was in service of some sort of internet meme. I'm quite sure he used it for the same reason he said "subscribe to pewdiepie".

Obviously, but is still clear it was a way to get certain people riled up (including people that would sympathize with him). Is like a self sustaining mass delusion...

[benjipwns]

I was just at a Chinese noodle place yesterday and when the waitress came by to ask me how my meal was, I gave her the ok sign (because food was in my mouth). Then she gave me one back. I didn't even think about it.

So who's more of a white supremacist, me the filipino diner, or her the chinese waitress?

yes

[PogiJones]

I was just at a Chinese noodle place yesterday and when the waitress came by to ask me how my meal was, I gave her the ok sign (because food was in my mouth). Then she gave me one back. I didn't even think about it.

So who's more of a white supremacist, me the filipino diner, or her the chinese waitress?

Suggesting there are degrees of white supremacy  Once you made that gesture, you may as well have attacked Ms.Galaxy yourself.

[benjipwns]

Little people, Wilt says, get it all wrong even when they're trying to be polite. For example, whenever he gets on an airplane, the top of the door is about at his belt level, but the stewardess will always say, ''Don't forget to duck.'' Wilt shakes his head. ''What am I going to do?'' he asks. ''Bump into the door with my stomach?''

ACKNOWLEDGE 👏 YOUR 👏 PRIVILEGE 👏

[Uncle]

The insane speed at which RE is willing to cede ground to alt-right trolls (but they were really mad while doing it!) is staggering. "Okay" is one of the most used words in the world, and the simple gesture meaning okay is instantly ceded to a few 4chan trolls by RE and Twitter outrage addicts because they love suspecting people of being evil. If you losers just ignored the trolls, their trolling would be completely benign.

It's incredible how often these morons implement completely counterproductive actions to "combat evil."

We need some photos of Spencer, Notch, Boogie, Count Dankula, and Sargon gleefully enjoying marvel movies

No wait they could just say they're watching it in bad faith or leering at Black Widow lustfully

It needs to be more symbolic

Oh I got it, standing around wearing Disney/Marvel t-shirts

Huge gatherings of distasteful individuals all wearing Avengers t-shirts

[benjipwns]

just try and tell me this isn't a dogwhistle from the centrists at Disney

[Uncle]

The insane speed at which RE is willing to cede ground to alt-right trolls (but they were really mad while doing it!) is staggering. "Okay" is one of the most used words in the world, and the simple gesture meaning okay is instantly ceded to a few 4chan trolls by RE and Twitter outrage addicts because they love suspecting people of being evil. If you losers just ignored the trolls, their trolling would be completely benign.

It's incredible how often these morons implement completely counterproductive actions to "combat evil."

We need some photos of Spencer, Notch, Boogie, Count Dankula, and Sargon gleefully enjoying marvel movies

No wait they could just say they're watching it in bad faith or leering at Black Widow lustfully

It needs to be more symbolic

Oh I got it, standing around wearing Disney/Marvel t-shirts

Huge gatherings of distasteful individuals all wearing Avengers t-shirts

Isn't that any picture of a gathering of Marvel fans?

 

[stufte]

But can we all agree that people who tend to wear Deadpool tshirts are by far the worst?

No, people who wear the punisher shirts are the worst.

[BisMarckie]

Punisher?
I just thought they were huge The Offspring fans

[benjipwns]

the thing I hate most about ResetERA.com's treatment of "dog whistle" is how they eliminated the content part of the message supposedly hidden in the dog whistle

instead of saying "welfare queens" in place of saying "the niccers" now apparently the white supremacists just use "14" and "88%" in their Obama Agriculture Department press releases to simply signal "we racist too"

[Boredfrom]

But can we all agree that people who tend to wear Deadpool tshirts are by far the worst?

No, people who wear the punisher shirts are the worst.

Well, Matt was indeed the worst Best Friend.

[nachobro]

But can we all agree that people who tend to wear Deadpool tshirts are by far the worst?

No, people who wear the punisher shirts are the worst.

wrong, dbz shirts

[benjipwns]

Punisher?
I just thought they were huge The Offspring fans

dear god, that's even worse

Then they came for the Crazy Taxi soundtrack...

[Boredfrom]

But can we all agree that people who tend to wear Deadpool tshirts are by far the worst?

No, people who wear the punisher shirts are the worst.

wrong, dbz shirts

Wrong, My Little Pony shirts.

[nachobro]

 

id almost forgotten that pony shit

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

But can we all agree that people who tend to wear Deadpool tshirts are by far the worst?

No, people who wear the punisher shirts are the worst.

wrong, dbz shirts

MLP shirts on grown men

e:
Boredfrom 

[BisMarckie]

[stufte]

MMA shirts too (Tapout,etc), it's usually a certain kind of dude.

[Boredfrom]

Remember that woke asshole on Oldgaf, Partyphone?

Seems to be pulling something from Sweet Nicole’s girlfriend:

that's how he was elected in the first place along with voter suppression and an undemocratic election system. who is this undecided voter that might be swayed by Trump's impeachment? you're not making a lot of sense which seems to be the major criteria to become mod here.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-asserts-executive-privilege-over-full-mueller-report.115807/page-13#post-20589228

[nachobro]

MMA shirts too (Tapout,etc), it's usually a certain kind of dude.

that doesn't work as much in my city because there's mma/bjj/ufc gyms on every goddamn block and everyone and their mom is doing that dumb shit at some level, because a bunch of famous ufc mans train here

[jorma]

tshirts 

tskirts

[BisMarckie]

Naming voter suppression and an undemocratic system, but don‘t mention Russian meddling.

[benjipwns]

who the fuck is Matt

[Boredfrom]

who the fuck is Matt

The mod or the Super Best Friend?

[BisMarckie]

who the fuck is Matt

He had that Darkwing Duck avatar, I vaguely remember him from GAF.

[nachobro]

who the fuck is Matt

[benjipwns]

on my YouTube account I have proof of the Fox News-My Little Pony axis, please watch, like (this post), comment (anywhere you want) and subscribe (to Game Informer, for important video game journalism):

[BisMarckie]

This is kinda awkward benji, but I am cinnamon groove.