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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26580 on: June 30, 2019, 12:32:56 PM »
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Where's the father? Probably drunk on his ass somewhere after realizing what a piece of shit his son turned out to be.

It's a brave new post-Etika board. :teehee
The kid has issues, no need to pull the meanest unfounded inference you can muster just for the sake of it.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26581 on: June 30, 2019, 12:34:46 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
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« Reply #26583 on: June 30, 2019, 12:36:14 PM »
Beaten to the punch.

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User Warned: Thread whining.
This place is really the written version of Drama Alert.

Pretty hilarious considering how ERA has an habit of suddenly closing discussion on a variety of things deemed improductive.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26584 on: June 30, 2019, 12:45:59 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/professional-spanish-esports-player-markilocuras-insults-his-mother-live-on-twitch-violently-hits-sandbag.126435/page-2#post-22353779

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This is really common in Spanish families sadly. Our parents had it rough, and obviously now that the country is in a good place economicaly (compared to a few years ago) they want the best for their daughters/sons and give them everything they didn't have. So it's quite common to find lots of kids that don't have any kind of motivation and behave like silly brats because they never had the need to deal with real frustration.
Yeah but thats with a lot of parents that gets elevated economically, their kids end up “spoiled” to some degree.
In addition, parents today are also distracted by the same shit just like their kids and many fail to realize that their kids have an issue until the kid does something violent, have an outburst or dare i say attempts, even commit suicide.

You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise Bog! I'm cured!
I was cured alright.
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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26585 on: June 30, 2019, 12:52:44 PM »
professional esports player will always be hilarious to me

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26586 on: June 30, 2019, 12:56:50 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/professional-spanish-esports-player-markilocuras-insults-his-mother-live-on-twitch-violently-hits-sandbag.126435/

https://twitter.com/thereachzway/status/1144217977195245568

:neogaf :crybaby :gamer


- Lives with his mom.

- Is a professional eSports player.

- Has a random furious meltdown.

Hey, 2/3 in common with people posting on reetateeta, not bad!

Actually has more juice than that.

He loves his mom, he was raised by her practically. He chose to stay close to her by still living in Madrid and helping her


And I say this because me and my mom use explicit language towards eachother like shown in the video. Being raised only by my mom, I think the relationship shifts into something different than the mother-father archetype. That's how it is, but we deeply love eachother anyways.


Reading comments like these: "How can you care about your computer more than your own family?" from the same community that ceases communication to actual family members over politics is funny, to say the least.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26587 on: June 30, 2019, 01:05:21 PM »
So daemon is fucking his mom huh

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26588 on: June 30, 2019, 01:06:09 PM »
It's one thing to enjoy banter but quite another to get in a bout of physical rage at inanimate objects on a dime though.
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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26589 on: June 30, 2019, 01:14:18 PM »
Tuco's on twich


VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26590 on: June 30, 2019, 01:18:59 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-it-blow-your-mind-that-at-one-point-you-could-walk-from-california-to-india.126468/

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I find this fact coming up more and more in my everyday life. I grow nostalgic for Pangea, when we were all connected.

Marianne Williamson or Metal Gear Solid ?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26593 on: June 30, 2019, 01:32:10 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/theranos-founder-elizabeth-holmes-will-go-on-trial-next-summer-faces-20-years-in-prison.126490/#post-22360890

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It now seems even her hair is fake?


:derp

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She will be let off on probation without any charge. Young, white, blonde, successful woman going to prison for 20 years? Joke of the year.
Nah, she defrauded a bunch of rich white people. They'll probably throw the book at her.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/theranos-founder-elizabeth-holmes-will-go-on-trial-next-summer-faces-20-years-in-prison.126490/post-22361352

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26594 on: June 30, 2019, 01:34:50 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26595 on: June 30, 2019, 02:16:39 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/street-fighters-queer-stereotypes-kept-me-in-the-closet.126269/#post-22325845

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She’s wearing underwear to a fight.

 :confused

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Look at these women fighting in their underwear, disgusting.

 :exxy
Yikes at her legs forming an arrow that points at her crotch.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26596 on: June 30, 2019, 02:17:31 PM »

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26597 on: June 30, 2019, 02:21:59 PM »
all these unprotected femoral arteries :wag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26598 on: June 30, 2019, 02:28:25 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26599 on: June 30, 2019, 02:38:28 PM »
filler and marrec are the only people still banned on gaf

I assume my two accounts are still banned but I don't remember the password and don't have those email accounts
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26600 on: June 30, 2019, 02:46:56 PM »
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Good thread to find all the Trumpers still lurking among us.
Is there a list so I can ignore them?
They’re pretty easy to identify.

:rollsafe

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-stepped-onto-north-korean-soil-became-first-u-s-president-to-do-so.126420/page-6#post-22362370
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26601 on: June 30, 2019, 02:53:55 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/street-fighters-queer-stereotypes-kept-me-in-the-closet.126269/#post-22325845

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She’s wearing underwear to a fight.

 :confused

In reference to the article from that resident krazy Kotaku editor- man, I can't believe that Juri, who was introduced as a scary, sadistic, crazy, evil bitch and new villain -hey, did I mention she's EVIL?- would act like a scary, sadistic, crazy, evil bitch!    :o

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juri_(Street_Fighter)
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She was originally designed to be a nice person who happens to be consorting with bad characters, but Ono went against this, stating "she can't be a good girl. Surprise everyone and make her a really evil chick."

Her quotes were designed to have a lot of double entendres, with writer Kawasaki, citing one quote that while it appears as a compliment of their physique, her opponent may take offense to it.

Initially, she was designed to be always smiling, similar to other female characters according to developer Kamei. However, it did not fit, resulting in the team working on other faces, some he describes as "scary." The team eventually settled on a "cool-headed" look. Kamei commented that one of his favourite expressions of Juri's is the one she makes when she appears to be having fun; he adds that this look made him feel like the animators had finally began to understand the character.  In designing her eyes, Kamei wanted her eyes to have more expression to them than other characters, commenting that the team "wanted her to tell a story with her eyes."

Because of the anger from Korean fans over the lack of a Korean character in Street Fighter, the team decided to make her a strong character. Juri is said to have a warlike and provocative character and enjoys playing around with her opponent while beating them. She has also been described in a similar fashion, including "sex-crazed" and "sultry." Developer Tamamura describes her as a "pleasure-seeker" and a "character who would enjoy fighting."

BUT MUH FEELS  ::)
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26602 on: June 30, 2019, 02:57:14 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26603 on: June 30, 2019, 02:59:48 PM »
In what context would you need a picture of Garfield wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm your papi"? :thinking
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26604 on: June 30, 2019, 03:04:50 PM »
In what context would you need a picture of Garfield wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm your papi"? :thinking

I could see the use for if Garfield had a giant dong.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26605 on: June 30, 2019, 03:08:01 PM »
In what context would you need a picture of Garfield wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm your papi"? :thinking

I could see the use for if Garfield had a giant dong.

What do you mean, "if?"  :thinking
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26606 on: June 30, 2019, 03:12:13 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26607 on: June 30, 2019, 03:17:30 PM »
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Malka Name Meaning
Jewish (Ashkenazic and Sephardic): metronymic from the Yiddish female personal name Malke (from Hebrew Malka ‘queen’).

https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=malka :thinking

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26608 on: June 30, 2019, 03:19:48 PM »
Tiger tries to catch a couple guys riding on a motorbike in India.

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What would you have done in that situation if the tiger caught you?

:derp

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tiger-tries-to-catch-a-couple-guys-riding-on-a-motorbike-in-india.126500/
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26609 on: June 30, 2019, 03:24:35 PM »
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No, I'd rather not be sexually assaulted, or invited to see someone's "anime collection" they share via Discord.

  :anhuld

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-join-a-dating-app-that-only-included-era-members.126388/page-8#post-22364264

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Sure, why not. By the way, this thread feels like a stealthy way to shit on the community, not a good look.

:noooo

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-join-a-dating-app-that-only-included-era-members.126388/page-7#post-22359937
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26610 on: June 30, 2019, 03:26:50 PM »
I was always socially isolated, don't have many friends or go out with others. But within my social group there are quite a few gamers. I assumed that people were understating how socially acceptable playing video games is. That was until I got my first job last year. People talk about pop music, Netflix, movies, sports but almost never about video games. It was surprising to me, really

Is this the most era-in-a-nutshell post ever made?
Other than this dude has a job, obviously.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26611 on: June 30, 2019, 03:35:19 PM »
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Malka Name Meaning
Jewish (Ashkenazic and Sephardic): metronymic from the Yiddish female personal name Malke (from Hebrew Malka ‘queen’).

https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=malka :thinking

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"Malka literally means "queen" in Hebrew. She is, as her namesake suggests, regal and graceful. She is the most beautiful, intelligent lady you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. She's sweet, sassy, classy- she's got it all. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be her."

But also

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Malka

To steal, to unlawfully take possession of something
The convicted felon with a drug problem was known to malka other people's cash and valuables.

Gaming-Age.com owner Jim did say he lost control of the forum. :thinking
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26612 on: June 30, 2019, 03:49:05 PM »
Tiger tries to catch a couple guys riding on a motorbike in India.

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What would you have done in that situation if the tiger caught you?

:derp

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tiger-tries-to-catch-a-couple-guys-riding-on-a-motorbike-in-india.126500/

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We always hear about how fast cheetahs are, it's easy to forget that tigers are just as dangerous.

It's easy to forget that tigers are dangerous   :confused

Cheetahs attacking humans is also super rare.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26613 on: June 30, 2019, 03:58:16 PM »
Woke Bespoke trolls like I do, as in not very well. They need to cool it for a few weeks and reboot their character or they won't have an account.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/they-come-for-us-at-night-chinas-vanishing-muslims-full-report.126486/#post-22362764
« Last Edit: June 30, 2019, 04:05:28 PM by Coffee Dog »

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« Reply #26614 on: June 30, 2019, 04:13:19 PM »
lore is a zionist  :lol no wonder I'm banned forever  :doge
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26615 on: June 30, 2019, 04:18:53 PM »
It's easy to forget that tigers are dangerous   :confused

because they're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26616 on: June 30, 2019, 04:37:34 PM »
Woke Bespoke trolls like I do, as in not very well. They need to cool it for a few weeks and reboot their character or they won't have an account.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/they-come-for-us-at-night-chinas-vanishing-muslims-full-report.126486/#post-22362764

When you only need to read two messages to sniff the troll, I concur it's not a good one.
Learn from the piss steak master Alimnassor. Or from [Hidden for OPSEC]

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...now that's what I call one fine troll passing of as a Prominent Member™
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26617 on: June 30, 2019, 05:12:15 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-it-blow-your-mind-that-at-one-point-you-could-walk-from-california-to-india.126468/

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I find this fact coming up more and more in my everyday life. I grow nostalgic for Pangea, when we were all connected.

Marianne Williamson or Metal Gear Solid ?

That's neat. Well, except for the fact that the pangea broke apart like 200 million years before humans even existed. But neat.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26619 on: June 30, 2019, 06:00:57 PM »
:dead

https://twitter.com/Conradlesnake/status/1145367235504029699

You could have posted context (ANTIFA clowns) so I just didn’t had to click that twitter account.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26620 on: June 30, 2019, 07:13:52 PM »
unbanned on NeoGAF.com :leon

hahaha finally free of you losers! back to the big time!

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« Reply #26621 on: June 30, 2019, 07:36:35 PM »
Speaking of, JordanN is not just a great phrenologist but also a master political strategist :

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/off-site-community-discussion-reset-etc-read-op-stay-civil-dont-make-it-personal-keep-it-in-here.1462647/page-306#post-254735662

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The Democrats are about to go all in on race like never before.

Disgusting saboteur marrec of the Fifth Column still being quoted :lol
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26622 on: June 30, 2019, 07:37:15 PM »
now that we are on the topic, please join my steam group

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/GarfCumLovers

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« Reply #26623 on: June 30, 2019, 07:45:54 PM »
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Anyone remember Kittonwy or whatever the name was?

 :doge

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/neogaf-ban-review-justice-project-off-topic-edition.1463407/page-29#post-254735116

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We had over 50 mods back in 2017.

:mindblown

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/neogaf-ban-review-justice-project-off-topic-edition.1463407/page-28#post-254716561

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Charlequin was behind most of the bullshit bans in the Anita Sarkeesian threads, and found creative ways to perm anyone who questioned the ideology of intersectional feminism. Had dire consequences for the tone of the boards.

"Most of the mods were fine, except all the prominent ones." :trumps

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/neogaf-ban-review-justice-project-off-topic-edition.1463407/page-28#post-254716684

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26624 on: June 30, 2019, 08:14:51 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26625 on: June 30, 2019, 08:16:29 PM »
Evilore unban me coward, I hate the SJW's just like you!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26626 on: June 30, 2019, 08:18:19 PM »
unbanned on NeoGAF.com :leon

hahaha finally free of you losers! back to the big time!

Cauliflower of Love does not like this.

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« Reply #26627 on: June 30, 2019, 08:29:33 PM »
I heard if you have over eleven bans, you won't be reconsidered.

considering he had 50 mods, that's only 0.2 bans per moderator.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26628 on: June 30, 2019, 08:34:14 PM »
how the fuck do you even log into neogaf.com

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« Reply #26629 on: June 30, 2019, 08:36:03 PM »
how the fuck do you even log into neogaf.com
Put in your unified Stormfront account credentials.

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« Reply #26630 on: June 30, 2019, 08:47:18 PM »
that worked, thanks

 :pika

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« Reply #26631 on: June 30, 2019, 08:52:23 PM »
incel.re doesnt even exist. i just tried.  :(

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« Reply #26632 on: June 30, 2019, 09:11:19 PM »
that worked, thanks
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 :pika

would hitler be more fondly remembered if instead of rounding up the jews he eliminated all the furries and cut off their bloodline before they could get a stranglehold on society, would the present be better off? only thing I would miss is that pink hedgehog from sanic and I spose a few people want to fuck the animals from zootopia or whatever so theyd probably be mad too. if jordann had a sister to you think he fucks her? should hitler have killed his sister or would her iq be too high?

 :neogaf

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« Reply #26633 on: June 30, 2019, 09:15:11 PM »

Put in your unified Stormfront account credentials.

Stormfront have branded Gaf an extremist right wing hate site and disavowed any links with them.

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« Reply #26634 on: June 30, 2019, 09:23:36 PM »
" You have been banned for the following reason: History of antagonistic trolling. 17th ban.. "  :sabu

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26635 on: June 30, 2019, 09:52:12 PM »
I think PD had like 30.
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« Reply #26636 on: June 30, 2019, 09:56:17 PM »
I got permanently banned from NaziGAF recently. Seems they don't like a little banter when it comes to marrec and their own sensitive nature.
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« Reply #26637 on: June 30, 2019, 09:59:48 PM »
I was at like twenty something under my ________ account.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26638 on: June 30, 2019, 11:37:31 PM »
Searching for old shit I found these.



Haha, this one has Labor, C.M. Duck before he self erased.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/rapper-amine-tells-coachella-audience-not-to-say-nicca-if-they-are-not-black.36521/post-6836774

Who would have guessed that two piss-ant, anonymous shit talkers would bounce out as soon as their character was questioned?
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« Reply #26639 on: June 30, 2019, 11:41:38 PM »
nvm it's not the sexy nail eating one