River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[marrec]

resets dead

Looks like Cloudflare in general is down.

Again?!

Cloudflare on some comcast shit recently.

[nudemacusers]

Finally this site’s 1998-era functionality pays off

[demi]

It's only the best era

[Boredfrom]

Also... this.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aaron-lewis-formerly-of-the-band-staind-has-gone-full-country-and-maga-showcased-on-huckabee-video-inside.126786/post-22405943

Yeah, Chester is really killing it these days.

 

 

[MMaRsu]

So im in the Giantbomb Infinite chat..just talking about my wisdom teeth and how I wish I could smoke

all of a sudden

"YOU ARE BANNED"

Im like wtf? So I log in with another alt, ask for clarification.. 1 min later " YOU ARE BANNED " .

I get a message from this one mod cunt (gamer_152 who on Twitter promotes himself as a GB mod) says well you are an alt so you must be banned.

Fucking hell I hate the fucking cunts that run that mod team. Love the people at GB, hate the mod idiots.

[Tasty]

Look at this fucking sentence.

crazy how his natural definitely not fake accent only comes out when singing about a girl in denim shorts in a poor small town he's not from

I think he's finally cracked.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aaron-lewis-formerly-of-the-band-staind-has-gone-full-country-and-maga-showcased-on-huckabee-video-inside.126786/post-22405874

Growing up, all the songs my town and family listened to were country. Sometimes I do notice some twang slipping in when I rock out to non-country songs.

Only happens in very particular inflections, and pretty rarely, but I do notice it.

[Ghoul]

             
 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I find the word knicca to be hilarious in the context of a white only game, obviously an edgy joke but I'll admit, I laughed.  Pasty ass kniccas lul

[headwalk]

So im in the Giantbomb Infinite chat..just talking about my wisdom teeth and how I wish I could smoke

all of a sudden

"YOU ARE BANNED"

Im like wtf? So I log in with another alt, ask for clarification.. 1 min later " YOU ARE BANNED " .

I get a message from this one mod cunt (gamer_152 who on Twitter promotes himself as a GB mod) says well you are an alt so you must be banned.

Fucking hell I hate the fucking cunts that run that mod team. Love the people at GB, hate the mod idiots.

AMAB

[Propagandhim]

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https://twitter.com/drdisrespect/status/1146067985972416512
https://twitter.com/drdisrespect/status/1146067895178240001

This guy is fantastic.   

[Tasty]

Isn't that the guy that filmed inside a bathroom?

What a ponce. Like he has any kind of moral authority.

[Nuitangg]

I'm surprised Era hasn't banned all talk of the Doc.

[nachobro]

Isn't that the guy that filmed inside a bathroom?

What a ponce. Like he has any kind of moral authority.

i don't think he's trying to be a moral authority, just making fun of a dying site desperate to be relevant

[MMaRsu]

So im in the Giantbomb Infinite chat..just talking about my wisdom teeth and how I wish I could smoke

all of a sudden

"YOU ARE BANNED"

Im like wtf? So I log in with another alt, ask for clarification.. 1 min later " YOU ARE BANNED " .

I get a message from this one mod cunt (gamer_152 who on Twitter promotes himself as a GB mod) says well you are an alt so you must be banned.

Fucking hell I hate the fucking cunts that run that mod team. Love the people at GB, hate the mod idiots.

AMAB

Whats an amab?

[bork]

Look at this fucking sentence.

crazy how his natural definitely not fake accent only comes out when singing about a girl in denim shorts in a poor small town he's not from

I think he's finally cracked.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aaron-lewis-formerly-of-the-band-staind-has-gone-full-country-and-maga-showcased-on-huckabee-video-inside.126786/post-22405874

He was always shit, now he‘s a Nazi.  Put him on the list.

[MMaRsu]

Isn't that the guy that filmed inside a bathroom?

What a ponce. Like he has any kind of moral authority.

Ehh he did a stream during E3 where he just went everywhere and didn't really think about not streaming from a bathroom. Yeah it was in bad taste, and a stupid decision.

So why is Jscheier trying to call out the Doc when he just made a very sincere apology about it?

[Tasty]

What's wrong with Kotaku?

[benjipwns]

Look at this fucking sentence.

crazy how his natural definitely not fake accent only comes out when singing about a girl in denim shorts in a poor small town he's not from

I think he's finally cracked.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aaron-lewis-formerly-of-the-band-staind-has-gone-full-country-and-maga-showcased-on-huckabee-video-inside.126786/post-22405874

yet when he doesn't sing country he doesn't use country accent, curious

[james]

What's wrong with Kotaku?

[MMaRsu]

What's wrong with Kotaku?

What's not wrong with Kotaku

( J schreiers investigative pieces )

[nachobro]

 

[Propagandhim]

What's wrong with Kotaku?

It's just jokes - Schreier is fun to prod because he's thin-skinned like Evilore.  There's some good content at Kotaku.  The e-sports bubble article was excellent.

[marrec]

 I can't believe that someone named Dr. Disrespect is being so disrespectful to Kotaku

[marrec]

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fr fr tho, if I was really tired and you showed me Jason's twitter picture and asked me who it was I'd tell you it was Amirox

[benjipwns]

kink shaming

[marrec]

No disrespect to Jason he's a wonderful journalist (sic) I just think he needs to update his Twitter profile pic with something more flattering and befitting his position at Kotaku.

[Tasty]

What's wrong with Kotaku?

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Yeah but this comic is from like 2006...

What's wrong with Kotaku?

It's just jokes - Schreier is fun to prod because he's thin-skinned like Evilore.  There's some good content at Kotaku.  The e-sports bubble article was excellent.

Gotcha. I do see Schreier stuff pop up here and elsewhere but mostly roll my eyes.

From a coverage standpoint, nothing Kotaku's posted has had information so glaringly false or so little intellectual value as what Polygon was routinely posting (in yesteryear; if they improved, I wouldn't know.) I mean it sucks the standards are so low, but you can't expect WaPo-level content out of a gaming site.

[Mr Gilhaney]

https://twitter.com/STYKOcsgo/status/1146068599578099714

good point by the lad styko. must be russian bots.

[marrec]

And Jason isn't a GOOD journalist, he's just the closest thing the industry has to a journalist. The pieces he writes would be a dime a dozen if he worked for an actual news outlet or a High School Newspaper.

I mean, listen, his exposes on industry practices are informative but also pretty schlocky and not well written.

Maddy Myers is a much better proper journalist imo, the work she did for Compete was great.

[Mr Gilhaney]

And Jason isn't a GOOD journalist, he's just the closest thing the industry has to a journalist. The pieces he writes would be a dime a dozen if he worked for an actual news outlet or a High School Newspaper.

Eh there is a few, they just don't get all that much attention. Someone like Richard Lewis is an actual journalist. Generally very in depth with his stories, uncovering pretty serious shit quite a few times (like match fixing).

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What's wrong with buying feet pics.?

[marrec]

What's wrong with buying feet pics.?

Who said there was anything wrong with it?

Dude just looks like someone who buys feet pics is all.

[thetylerrob]

And Jason isn't a GOOD journalist, he's just the closest thing the industry has to a journalist. The pieces he writes would be a dime a dozen if he worked for an actual news outlet or a High School Newspaper.

I mean, listen, his exposes on industry practices are informative but also pretty schlocky and not well written.

Maddy Myers is a much better proper journalist imo, the work she did for Compete was great.

I think you're joking and if so haha; If you're not well.... haha.

[Lonewulfeus]

And Jason isn't a GOOD journalist, he's just the closest thing the industry has to a journalist. The pieces he writes would be a dime a dozen if he worked for an actual news outlet or a High School Newspaper.

I mean, listen, his exposes on industry practices are informative but also pretty schlocky and not well written.

Maddy Myers is a much better proper journalist imo, the work she did for Compete was great.

I think you're joking and if so haha; If you're not well.... haha.

Marrec doesn’t have a funny bone in his body, unless he’s sucking BisMarckie’s dick

 

[nachobro]

I mean, listen, his exposes on industry practices are informative but also pretty schlocky and not well written.

Maddy Myers is a much better proper journalist imo, the work she did for Compete was great.

the livejournalist that whines about street fighter not being gay enough and no one being nice to her at some random fgc weekly?

[bork]

What's wrong with buying feet pics.?

Yeah, he looks more like someone who would buy bathwater anyway.

https://twitter.com/wsupden/status/1145959893209272320

Credit: Mr Gilhaney

[marrec]

I mean, listen, his exposes on industry practices are informative but also pretty schlocky and not well written.

Maddy Myers is a much better proper journalist imo, the work she did for Compete was great.

the livejournalist that whines about street fighter not being gay enough and no one being nice to her at some random fgc weekly?

You read her too?!

[EightBitNate]

What's wrong with buying feet pics.?

Yeah, he looks more like someone who would buy bathwater anyway.

https://twitter.com/wsupden/status/1145959893209272320

Credit: Mr Gilhaney

What...what are you supposed to do with it?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

From a coverage standpoint, nothing Kotaku's posted has had information so glaringly false or so little intellectual value as what Polygon was routinely posting

https://www.kotaku.com.au/author/heather-alexandra
https://www.kotaku.co.uk/author/lkdale/

"""""enjoy"""""

[benjipwns]

What...what are you supposed to do with it?

SHOULD ONLY BE USED FOR SENTIMENTAL PURPOSES

[HaughtyFrank]

Talking about Dr. Disrespect, RE is mad again because his apology didn't fit their standards

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dr-disrespect-banned-from-twitch-update-now-back.122641/post-22395633

[nachobro]

You read her too?!

i have it read to me

[Ghoul]

What's wrong with buying feet pics.?

Yeah, he looks more like someone who would buy bathwater anyway.

https://twitter.com/wsupden/status/1145959893209272320

Credit: Mr Gilhaney

belle delphine is making bank from horny dudes wanting some snapchat ahegao and fan pictures + bath water, would assume underwear and all sorts of shit she'll sell.

This business woman is making bank, unlike dumb twitter thots that give all the shit away free.

 

[benjipwns]

He doesn't owe us anything, but he can at least pretend to show others that he's a half decent person by writing a decent apology.

[MMaRsu]

Bitches making bank on selling stupid shit and also themselves

 

[Ghoul]

does he or does he not owe an apology? 

[benjipwns]

Some of you need to check yourselves. Name calling people because they like something or someone, that you think is trash/scum/don't agree with/whatever you wanna say, even if not directed at anyone here in particular is disrespectful and uncalled for. We're supposed to be better than that.

I hope Biestmann is okay.

[EightBitNate]

When’s the last time an apology has been good enough for them? They just like to bitch and then when change actually happens they reject it.

[marrec]

Bitches making bank on selling stupid shit and also themselves

 

Someone's mad they don't have gamergirl bathwater

[Ghoul]

THQ did an amazing apology

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[close]

I've heard of Gamer Fuel, but never Gamer Girl Fluid, the bathtub based soft drink

warning do not drink Gamer Girl Fluid

[benjipwns]

He's 2 months away from changing that Nathan Grayson one to being about writing a "review" about Depression Quest and going full gamergater.

this is how it starts

[marrec]

Pft, MMaRsu is a chad who doesn't need to buy a girls bathwater when they give it to him for free

[benjipwns]

Imagine making fun of the work that Kotaku writers do when you’re nearly 40 and your full time job is to binge video games for 12 hours a day while role playing as Ben Stiller’s character from Dodgeball. Don’t care how many thousands he makes every second, you can’t convince me that performing for teenage boys all day every day is a fulfilling or enviable life.

Ah good old streamer shaming

"Find a REAL job loser!"

Imagine making fun of the work that Kotaku writers do when you’re nearly 40 and your full time job is to binge video games for 12 hours a day while role playing as Ben Stiller’s character from Dodgeball. Don’t care how many thousands he makes every second, you can’t convince me that performing for teenage boys all day every day is a fulfilling or enviable life.

Would you still have said the same when he was still a developer for activision / community rep for Call of Duty?
Let's just call entertainers or artists having a not fulfilling and not enviable life. Some opinions in this thread are ... very special.

[MMaRsu]

does he or does he not owe an apology?

Ofcourse not, maybe to the people unexpectantly caught on his public toilet stream.

[Ghoul]

LMAO, not like the noble retail and warehouse workers of Resetera LLC really doing gods work.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mordau-devs-intend-to-add-option-that-erases-pocs-and-female-player-characters-for-alt-righters-in-game-article-updated-with-q-a-with-devs.126737

Bit of a leading thread title.
A "diversity toogle" is kind of dumb, but calling anyone who'd like it alt right is also dumb.

[benjipwns]

Much like any internet company Twitch get a rep as being too progressive by idiot gamerbros but don't give a fuck about what they host as long as it's making money. Illegally film a minor in a public bathroom? That's a two week ban. Want to scream transphobic statements on the biggest Twitch "podcast" after getting banned for making a racist comment on IRL stream saying brown people should be deported and having racist discords leaked? No time at all. Want to go back to 60s level of comedy where it's funny just for white dudes to put on foreign accents, act out blackface, and be sexist/transphobic? Hey, we'll actively promote our GTA RP section, especially our biggest partners there. (I could find better examples of Vader being a racist twat, making the same women are inferior/belong in the kitchen jokes 200 times every stream, or making attack helicopter jokes but I can't be bother to go through more of his garbage)

ah good old profit shaming

[MMaRsu]

Im no "chad" but I've been with plenty of women. I don't need or even want somebody's used bathwater ( YUCK )

Girls selling fucking bathwater to steamy nerds on the internet is fucking hilarious and sad at the same time.

These girls are basically whoring themselves out, and apparantly fucking nerds are buying this shit?

It doesn't get much more distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed than this boys

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mordau-devs-intend-to-add-option-that-erases-pocs-and-female-player-characters-for-alt-righters-in-game-article-updated-with-q-a-with-devs.126737

Bit of a leading thread title.
A "diversity toogle" is kind of dumb, but calling anyone who'd like it alt right is also dumb.

Maybe not alt right but is there a reason for it other than being racist

[marrec]

LMAO, not like the noble retail and warehouse workers of Resetera LLC really doing gods work.

I know whenever I whore myself out I make sure to do it to faceless corporate overlords rather than faceless neckbeards on twitter