River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Momo]

simply fighting back against a corrupt regime of weebs with my only defense: giant dad jokes

you cant fight us, we're gentlepeople of culture

[Uncle]

when these people sell bathwater do you think they take a bath and then carefully scoop out containers of it and set them aside on a shelf all lined up where they might sit for weeks at a time, or do you think every time they get an order they sigh and go take yet another bath and scoop some out just for that customer

[marrec]

smh this is the thanks i get for tirelessly fighting for the small dads of this forum

First they came for Nachobro, and I didn't say anything because he was a fucking asshole is what you are man, a useless little cunt who think's he's better than someone he doesn't even fucking know.

[Uncle]

would you take a bath in an oversized tub just so it's technically bathwater but you can scoop out more product each time

does bathwater sales go on the homeopathic principle, if there are just a few particles of girl sweat and DNA in there is it all the more potent

[BisMarckie]

when these people sell bathwater do you think they take a bath and then carefully scoop out containers of it and set them aside on a shelf all lined up where they might sit for weeks at a time, or do you think every time they get an order they sigh and go take yet another bath and scoop some out just for that customer

You gotta scale the prdouction. Hire cheap workers in SE Asia to take baths for you.

[nachobro]

do you have to pay extra for one with a fart in it?

[BisMarckie]

Sparkling water

[Uncle]

do you have to pay extra for one with a fart in it?

they don't charge extra but you should ask them if they will let you pay more

[agrajag]

when these people sell bathwater do you think they take a bath and then carefully scoop out containers of it and set them aside on a shelf all lined up where they might sit for weeks at a time, or do you think every time they get an order they sigh and go take yet another bath and scoop some out just for that customer

if it ain't fresh, organically grown bath water, I am asking for a refund

[BisMarckie]

I haven't gotten to the super autisty part of this thread yet. Should I bother catching up?

[marrec]

YTMND being gone makes that MMaRsu rant 400% less entertaining tbh, imagine all the potential being wasted

[agrajag]

I haven't gotten to the super autisty part of this thread yet. Should I bother catching up?

that's the whole thread

[BisMarckie]

that's the whole thread

agra fishing for likes, shameful.

[marrec]

I haven't gotten to the super autisty part of this thread yet. Should I bother catching up?

Intentionally catching up today constitutes self-harm and I am legally required to report instances of self-harm to authorities I just want to warn you

[nachobro]

jokes on mmarsu. of course i'm a useless little cunt who think's he's better than someone he doesn't even fucking know, why else would i be posting in here?

[agrajag]

that's the whole thread

agra fishing for likes, shameful.

don't knock the hustle



hey, you interested in some artisanal bath water?

[marrec]

when these people sell bathwater do you think they take a bath and then carefully scoop out containers of it and set them aside on a shelf all lined up where they might sit for weeks at a time, or do you think every time they get an order they sigh and go take yet another bath and scoop some out just for that customer

100% it's tap water which makes the hustle even more :chef_kiss

[TVC15]

Master Shoko Asahara used to charge his followers like a thousand dollars to eat his hair and drink his bathwater. You should all be grateful our leaders give it up for free.

[BisMarckie]

hey, you interested in some artisanal bath water?

I need your expertise as a chef, we need bathwater that is safe to drink, tasty and yet is good for your skin.
If we can find a recipe, we'll make billions.

[agrajag]

only if we can get Belle Delphine to be the face our product

[marrec]

hey, you interested in some artisanal bath water?

I need your expertise as a chef, we need bathwater that is safe to drink, tasty and yet is good for your skin.
If we can find a recipe, we'll make billions.

Don't be a fool, just claim your bathwater has CBD in it and watch the orders roll in

[SmokyDave]

Y’know, I feel I have to mention that I like Marrec. Marrec, you’re a good dude.

Also, the last couple of pages have been thoroughly entertaining drivel. Top marks to the whole class.

[Uncle]

when these people sell bathwater do you think they take a bath and then carefully scoop out containers of it and set them aside on a shelf all lined up where they might sit for weeks at a time, or do you think every time they get an order they sigh and go take yet another bath and scoop some out just for that customer

100% it's tap water which makes the hustle even more :chef_kiss

they HAVE to put some irish spring particulates in there and swirl it around they HAVE TO

[BisMarckie]

Belle Delphine doesn't really catch the old perv demographic and we would completely ignore our gay comsumer base. 

[pizzashit]

All of this shit because someone doesn't realize that whore is not a neutral term.

(Image removed from quote.)

 

#bbw

 

[BisMarckie]

they HAVE to put some irish spring particulates in there and swirl it around they HAVE TO

Gonna check out what the EU guidelines are on when you can call your product bathwater.

[BisMarckie]

You know what, agra?
You're fucking fired.

[marrec]

Y’know, I feel I have to mention that I like Marrec. Marrec, you’re a good dude.

Also, the last couple of pages have been thoroughly entertaining drivel. Top marks to the whole class.

Dave you're a good dude too, I would definitely buy your bathwater on clearance and mix it into some big breasted woman's drink at a bar as a lark

[Uncle]

if you got into this crowded market would you charge a premium for bathwater guaranteed to have a baby thrown out with it

[BisMarckie]

all you worthless clown feckless loser posters stop being so dumb and drink my bathwater

actually it's not bathwater it's shower water because i don't have a bathtub

See, this is why capitalism doesn't work. In this dog eat dog world, you need some bathwater to make a living. It sounds so simple, but nobody thinks about people who don't have a bathtub.

[pizzashit]

If Taco Bell brought out a bathwater Baja blast, I might be interested

[agrajag]

You know what, agra?
You're fucking fired.

You are making a big mistake. My proprietary recipe will be sold to the next highest bidder

[nachobro]

#bbw

 

brown bath water?

[VomKriege]

Look at that cavalcade of white supremacy in here.

[BisMarckie]

In America, first you get the bathwater, then you get the power, then you get the women whores.

[Uncle]

If Taco Bell brought out a bathwater Baja blast, I might be interested

baja blastwater 

[Transhuman]

All this talk about bathwater, jesus.

All of the fluids that come out of a human body are gross, except maybe sweat, but only salty excercise sweat.

[marrec]

All this talk about bathwater, jesus.

All of the fluids that come out of a human body are gross, except maybe sweat, but only salty excercise sweat.

Look at this guy who doesn't eat ass

[marrec]

Y'all see that ERA poll about Nike pulling that shoe?

Didn't quite go the way I expected tbh...

[agrajag]

All this talk about bathwater, jesus.

All of the fluids that come out of a human body are gross, except maybe sweat, but only salty excercise sweat.

Psstsst, young man, I have something you may be interested in.

We are developing a new product called Sweat Water, brought you from the makers of Bath Water, all the cool studs are using it. In fact, you would be a real loser *not* to try it. You don't want to be a loser, do you kid?

[Transhuman]

Sweat is earned not bought

[Uncle]

Y'all see that ERA poll about Nike pulling that shoe?

Didn't quite go the way I expected tbh...

that's how every era poll goes though, the silent majority makes the rest a laughingstock

however they could argue this particular poll is not representative of the question raised in this story, which is whether the old betsy ross flag is something subtly racist people might cling to as classic americana, longing for the days of slavery, like the south clings to their union jack

[VomKriege]

Y'all see that ERA poll about Nike pulling that shoe?

Didn't quite go the way I expected tbh...

I think the only conclusion I draw from that is that more bans are needed.

[Uncle]

[D3RANG3D]

 

[james]

GOAT Flag

[VomKriege]

Well Slayven won that argument I guess 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nike-pulling-sneaker-that-features-betsy-ross-flag-after-colin-kaepernick-and-others-say-it%E2%80%99s-offensive.126757/page-5#post-22422376

[Uncle]

do people mature out of video games?

i have loads of free time and i have a lot of games but i decide not to play them because i am almost instantly bored with them. whenever i try to play one i go, "what'e the point? i can do more enjoyable things IRL". when i think back on video games, i remember being in high school and doing that cause that's really all there was to do after school (besides drink). anyone else feel that way where video games have become less appealing and more boring as a result of more appealing alternatives to do with your time?

wondering if your kids' toys are for kids

why the fuck would anyone waste time on video games when they can do more enjoyable things IRL like watch marvel movies

[D3RANG3D]

Marvel movies 

[Uncle]

Well Slayven won that argument I guess 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nike-pulling-sneaker-that-features-betsy-ross-flag-after-colin-kaepernick-and-others-say-it%E2%80%99s-offensive.126757/page-5#post-22422376

User Banned (Duration Pending): Hostility and Inflammatory Accusations Over Multiple Posts in this Thread; Prior Severe Infractions Including a Ban for Racism

I really like how desperate this message is to gossip

"he did what!  Becky is it true??"

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nike-pulling-sneaker-that-features-betsy-ross-flag-after-colin-kaepernick-and-others-say-it%E2%80%99s-offensive.126757/page-4#post-22414612



Actually White Lines are in the minority on both sides to the Blue Line and at a serious disadvantages if the Black Lines start a race riot.
 

[Uncle]

My dude you started the arguement with calling me crazy in back to back post, if you don't want to support your arguement that is fine. But don't gaslight

look at him he's growing up and learning new phrases 

[BisMarckie]

Well Slayven won that argument I guess 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nike-pulling-sneaker-that-features-betsy-ross-flag-after-colin-kaepernick-and-others-say-it%E2%80%99s-offensive.126757/page-5#post-22422376

TheFuzz banned by the fuzz on resetera. Ironic.

[Transhuman]

The American Flag is essentially a swastika

[Nuitangg]

Slayven annihilated.

[tummyfat]

The Doc is going in on Schreier on Twitter and Klepek doesn’t like it one bit

[agrajag]

arguement

edit: fuck u Shsh

[BisMarckie]

The Doc is going in on Schreier on Twitter and Klepek doesn’t like it one bit

Provide links.

Don‘t let this gamergater get away with it.

[tummyfat]

.

[Uncle]

2 people having a good time roasting each other and klepek shows up and threatens to tell teacher