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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27420 on: July 03, 2019, 04:51:27 AM »
Newcastle without Benitez

:yikes

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27421 on: July 03, 2019, 05:01:43 AM »
Arsenal without David Dein

 :yikes

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27422 on: July 03, 2019, 05:04:59 AM »

Let players celebrate how they want.
This ‘act like you have been there before‘ shit is boring.

Emotions are a part of sports. It is also really fucking hard to score a goal on a professional level. Let them have their moment.

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« Reply #27423 on: July 03, 2019, 05:08:12 AM »
Arsenal without David Dein

 :yikes

For someone that doesn't know a schwalbe is accepted shithousery you know too much about the inner workings of Arsenal

Whats the story Kara

Arsenal has been fucked hard by horrible management in the psst 10 years

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27424 on: July 03, 2019, 05:10:44 AM »
lol dude, I trolled Gooners for years on GAF and Football Thread.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27425 on: July 03, 2019, 05:11:04 AM »
No soccer talk in the shit thread :bolo

Talk about the ethical consumption of bath water produced by whores or GTFO  :journo
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« Reply #27426 on: July 03, 2019, 05:13:20 AM »

Arsenal has been fucked hard by horrible management in the psst 10 years

lol saying that Arsenal has been fucked hard in a sport where Sunderland exists. :girlaff

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« Reply #27427 on: July 03, 2019, 05:14:34 AM »
lol dude, I trolled Gooners for years on GAF and Football Thread.

Why would you do that

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27428 on: July 03, 2019, 05:37:34 AM »
lol dude, I trolled Gooners for years on GAF and Football Thread.

Why would you do that
they had bendtner, the jokes wrote themselves

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27429 on: July 03, 2019, 05:41:24 AM »
lol dude, I trolled Gooners for years on GAF and Football Thread.
The secret of being a modern gooner -> stop caring about wins and losses, accept you're going to be shit and go with it. Dont do a Liverfool.

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« Reply #27430 on: July 03, 2019, 05:43:23 AM »
We still have a spark of hope, 1 point of top 4, final of EL

Thats what gets you that god damn spark

 :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27431 on: July 03, 2019, 06:13:23 AM »
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Let players celebrate how they want.
This ‘act like you have been there before‘ shit is boring.

Emotions are a part of sports. It is also really fucking hard to score a goal on a professional level. Let them have their moment.

Celebrating is fine, but doing it is as if you just scored the winning goal while the score is actually 9 - 0 it kind of makes you look like a dick.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27432 on: July 03, 2019, 06:23:53 AM »
maybe if bork's wife would fuck him instead of the ups guy that delivers his toys he'd be a bit more chill
if bork wants to be fucked by the ups guy that delivers his toys, no kink shame

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27433 on: July 03, 2019, 06:24:36 AM »
lol dude, I trolled Gooners for years on GAF and Football Thread.

Haven't they suffered enough?

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« Reply #27434 on: July 03, 2019, 07:35:02 AM »
lol dude, I trolled Gooners for years on GAF and Football Thread.

Why would you do that
This year is Arsenal's Liverpool's year
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« Reply #27435 on: July 03, 2019, 07:36:26 AM »
i felt bad for the toon for about 18 seconds, then gorged myself on a full plate of schadenfraude as there were teary geordies spouting literal obituaries for a bloke who's just dropped then to go earn 12 million quid a year in china, as they staggered around looking for a horse to punch.

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« Reply #27436 on: July 03, 2019, 07:38:52 AM »
given that there's VAR this season, liverpool will do well not to get relegated.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27437 on: July 03, 2019, 07:51:03 AM »
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BREAKING NEWS: Centrists are trash scum without any moral backbone. More at 11.

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Era, Twitter, and really the whole internet, is a bubble when it comes to politics. No one wants to believe it, but its true.
Yea, most don’t care about politics, other people, or anyone else really.

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peak centrist liberalism


"PEAK. CENTRIST. LIBERALISM"


https://www.resetera.com/threads/for-all-the-talk-of-a-tea-party-of-the-left-moderates-emerge-as-a-democratic-power-nytimes.126754/
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27439 on: July 03, 2019, 08:25:36 AM »
maybe if bork's wife would fuck him instead of the ups guy that delivers his toys he'd be a bit more chill
if bork wants to be fucked by the ups guy that delivers his toys, no kink shame

The joke doesn't work because it implies that the UPS guy actually comes at all.
:heh
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« Reply #27440 on: July 03, 2019, 08:28:11 AM »
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At what point do “it’s hot” and “they’re not paid a ton” cease to be valid excuses for doing shitty work?
When we stop measuring peoples' worth by their ability to create value for shareholders.
How about their ability to deliver a package properly while getting an agreed-upon wage in exchange?
Your point of view seems to be based on the notion that if something is legal it is morally acceptable.

That's super shitty.

 :ussrcry

https://www.resetera.com/threads/amazon-just-left-a-package-at-the-door-of-my-business.126960/#post-22436539

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Give me a fucking break with this shit. You and Sugarnoodles are so high off the stench of your farts in this thread that you can’t seem to realize there’s a middle ground between working yourself to the bone for corporate masters, and literally doing nothing.

:lol
I smell a ban being delivered at the door.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/amazon-just-left-a-package-at-the-door-of-my-business.126960/page-2#post-22443004
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27441 on: July 03, 2019, 08:31:27 AM »
Seize the means of unlimited one-day delivery

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27442 on: July 03, 2019, 08:40:48 AM »
maybe if bork's wife would fuck him instead of the ups guy that delivers his toys he'd be a bit more chill
if bork wants to be fucked by the ups guy that delivers his toys, no kink shame

The joke doesn't work because it implies that the UPS guy actually comes at all.
:heh

So it's the FedEx guy, then? :thinking

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27443 on: July 03, 2019, 08:50:35 AM »
maybe if bork's wife would fuck him instead of the ups guy that delivers his toys he'd be a bit more chill
if bork wants to be fucked by the ups guy that delivers his toys, no kink shame

The joke doesn't work because it implies that the UPS guy actually comes at all.
:heh

Exactly, the UPS guy's erectile dysfunction is actually very sad.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27444 on: July 03, 2019, 08:51:44 AM »
My ups guy comes once a week if not more. :drool
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27445 on: July 03, 2019, 08:51:45 AM »
Soccer sucks you losers.  :lol

Stfu and go to a 'disco' with your red velour suit  :lol

sorry for ruining this valuable thread.

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« Reply #27446 on: July 03, 2019, 09:18:06 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/mordhau-devs-official-response.127022/

Hmm doesn’t look like resetera has much interest in responding to the developer’s statement.


The thread cancelling them had pages and pages of comments...
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« Reply #27447 on: July 03, 2019, 09:19:47 AM »
Girls rule, boys drool.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27448 on: July 03, 2019, 09:22:08 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27449 on: July 03, 2019, 09:23:56 AM »
do you think maybe Slayven uses speech to text?

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« Reply #27450 on: July 03, 2019, 09:24:41 AM »
speech to text would spell correctly at the very least

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27451 on: July 03, 2019, 09:28:02 AM »
he uses speech to slayven

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« Reply #27452 on: July 03, 2019, 09:29:48 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/mordhau-devs-official-response.127022/

Hmm doesn’t look like resetera has much interest in responding to the developer’s statement.


The thread cancelling them had pages and pages of comments...

That's cause it's not an apology and it's a good response that addresses specific issues raised by the PC Gamer interview.

11 devs... whew lad, sometimes success becomes a detriment to improvement.

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« Reply #27453 on: July 03, 2019, 09:38:16 AM »
speech to text would spell correctly at the very least
how can it spell words it can't identify?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27454 on: July 03, 2019, 09:42:33 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/mordhau-devs-official-response.127022/
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Wait, so PCGamer spoke to some artists and not Triterion PR or someone in charge of communication?
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tldr: we fucked up giving people with no PR experience permission to speak on the game
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they need a comms manager or PR rep desperately.
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They have no community managers?
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I'm pretty sure that if you've sold 500k in your first week, you could afford to hire a community manager who could help figure this shit out. If they haven't already done so, they should immediately.
lazy devs rhetoric

subtle shots fired at ResetERA.com staff:
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I don't agree that the moderators are trying their best. If anything they are encouraging the behavior. Get new moderators or this type of message will ring false.
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As you can guess, it’s a meme post that is “just turn chat off if you’re offended lol”. Truly a wonderful community..
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I'll say they lack of moderation on their forum is something they have needed to address for a long time. It's a cesspool that has festered for too long.
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dog. one of the oldest threads is "Post your kniccas" it doesn't take a team to pull that shit down. fuck these guys.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27455 on: July 03, 2019, 09:43:24 AM »
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Never even heard of Mordhau or these guys until this whole shitshow blew up--so much for first impressions.
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Same. I thought it was a Chivalry expansion or something until this stuff blew up.
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This whole thing is a perfect example of "Any publicity is good publicity".

Who the hell knew about this game prior to the outrage?
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Fair enough. I ain't going on that cesspool to find out.
largest independent video game forum

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« Reply #27456 on: July 03, 2019, 09:46:10 AM »
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If I ever played that thing, first character i would create would be an ebony Johann of Arc, to punish the haters.
I don't play online games, I hope the black Johanns will happen.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27457 on: July 03, 2019, 09:48:13 AM »
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This whole thing is a perfect example of "Any publicity is good publicity".

Who the hell knew about this game prior to the outrage?

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About a month after its release, Mordhau had sold 1 million copies

:neogaf
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27458 on: July 03, 2019, 09:49:20 AM »
Hypothesis:

ResetERA members only hear about video games as they are related to controversy

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« Reply #27459 on: July 03, 2019, 09:50:53 AM »
and nintendo games

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« Reply #27460 on: July 03, 2019, 09:51:36 AM »
nachobro is the co-author of my paper

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27461 on: July 03, 2019, 09:55:59 AM »
ResetERA.com is the forum that didn't even realize Ghost Recon: Wildlands came out or existed (not even a shill OT was made) until it beat whatever Nintendo game of the month in NPD by selling seven million copies and then they spent pages on "wtf is Wildlands?!?"

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« Reply #27462 on: July 03, 2019, 10:09:55 AM »
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Go get it, girl. I love how much she's trolling all these thirsty dudes.

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But also, why is she exposing her femoral arteries on instagram? You hate to see this kind of internalized patriarchy, I hope she gets deprogrammed soon.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27463 on: July 03, 2019, 10:12:27 AM »
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Sounds like its time to use those sales $ to hire a PR person and a community manager
yes, these should be top priorities for an eleven man team

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« Reply #27464 on: July 03, 2019, 10:13:28 AM »
That's cause it's not an apology and it's a good response that addresses specific issues raised by the PC Gamer interview.
FACT CHECK:
Yeah, as so often with apologies, this is not a good apology.

The correct way to handle this is to set your stall out with respect to racism and misogyny. You don't stand for it, you don't want it in the community and if anyone has a problem with that, go and play something else.

This is what DICE did with Battlefield and it is the only way to make it unambivalent . "Our game isn't for racists, it's for everyone".

I can sympathize with the idea that the game blew up and they are now playing catch up but that apology underlines how they view this debate.

Instead, they've dodged the issue and said it was all a misunderstanding. Ignoring the that racist thread title completely.

The way their previous statements were worded made it very clear they were of the "I just want to play games, I don't want to hear about politics" mindset. It comes as no surprise that their apology is at best weak damage limitation and offers no talk of action against the racists in their midst.

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« Reply #27465 on: July 03, 2019, 10:14:42 AM »
Curses ResetERA got me again

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« Reply #27466 on: July 03, 2019, 10:20:42 AM »
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There's a guy on their forums named "Donald Trump" and he has the tag "God Emperor." Is that a mod appointed tag?

EDIT: Apparently he pledged $10,000 on the kickstarter for the "God Emperor" tag.

Yeah, not hard to tell which way these devs lean.

:yikes

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mordhau-devs-official-response.127022/page-2#post-22447091
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27467 on: July 03, 2019, 10:21:18 AM »
The correct way to handle this is to set your stall out with respect to racism and misogyny. You don't stand for it, you don't want it in the community and if anyone has a problem with that, go and play something else.

This is what DICE did with Battlefield and it is the only way to make it unambivalent . "Our game isn't for racists, it's for everyone".

Didn't BFV bomb? Maybe Mordhau devs should just keep making their racist-ass game + tons of money? :thinking
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« Reply #27468 on: July 03, 2019, 10:21:27 AM »
I can't believe the devs would lean toward fulfilling kickstarter pledges gross

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #27469 on: July 03, 2019, 10:24:44 AM »
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Sounds like its time to use those sales $ to hire a PR person and a community manager
yes, these should be top priorities for an eleven man team

"Man fuck our corporate overlords and their sanitized speak, I love indie devs like you."

*10 minutes later*

"What do you mean you don't have HR, PR and wellness supervisors ?"

*10 minutes later*

"It's a quarter past five and that employee is still at his desk ? I must tell you I disapprove of Crunch."
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« Reply #27470 on: July 03, 2019, 10:25:29 AM »
it's classic ResetERA.com

they can't complain that the game itself is racist so all their outrage is over the lack of chat censoring/filters, and a forum thread title/user tags (things very important in their circles), and apparently the fact that the devs aren't spending all their time requesting that "no racists play our game pls" a standard to which nobody else is held but which in this instance will be elevated eventually to how they support their game being a breeding round for Nazi operations... all for a game that nobody's ever heard of anyway and won't ever come to Switch so doesn't matter in the relevant parts of the video game industry where responding to virulent racism within the games themselves can come when you're back into the office after the holidays

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« Reply #27473 on: July 03, 2019, 10:29:48 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/girlfriend-reviews-should-your-boyfriend-watch-you-play-doom.126357/

this thread is an embarrassment
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Pewdiepie joke, huh
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Well that Pewdiepie joke was disappointing.
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They've also mentioned Boogie multiple times while streaming.
wow, glad to find out in the first fifteen posts that they're Nazi sympathizers so I could avoid this

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I'm getting to the point where I just assume all streamers and content makers are on YouTube because other things fell through in their lives, which happens to coincide with getting sucked into the vortex of self-destructive philosophies permeating the internet. Unless specifically stated otherwise.
yep, on point

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« Reply #27474 on: July 03, 2019, 10:29:59 AM »
That user astro seems unhinged, even by resetera standards.


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« Reply #27475 on: July 03, 2019, 10:31:40 AM »
Can't even fucking enjoy a stupid harmless youtube channel about a couple playing videogames together  :notlikethis
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« Reply #27476 on: July 03, 2019, 10:32:54 AM »
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Their support of Boogie and PDP is enough for me as someone directly affected by the normalization of hate that both of those fuckers peddle.
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Walking way from content creators who support other CCs who help normalize bigotry that directly affects me, and you're complaining about "cAnCeL cUlTuRe"?

Thanks for showing your arse.
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« Reply #27477 on: July 03, 2019, 10:33:55 AM »
Can't even fucking enjoy a stupid harmless youtube channel about a couple playing videogames together  :notlikethis
:ufup
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Add that up to the whole "Girlfriend Cool Girl Persona" (As in, she is as a girlfriend "should be") and I lost all interest on the channel.
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Plus, I really hate the "Cool Girl" persona that a good girlfriend is someone who watches you play videogames and likes it.
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Yah, the highlighted has always seemed super weird to me but nobody seemed to take issue with it.

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« Reply #27478 on: July 03, 2019, 10:34:12 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/girlfriend-reviews-should-your-boyfriend-watch-you-play-doom.126357/

this thread is an embarrassment

6 Degrees of Nazism in full effect.

They mentioned PewDiePie/Boogie -> They're normalizing PewDiePie/Boogie -> They're Signal Boosting literal Nazis -> They're literal Nazis

I bet they trade CP with THQNordic on 8chan regularly.
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« Reply #27479 on: July 03, 2019, 10:36:01 AM »
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I go into every YouTube channel assuming that if there isn’t a person of color involved the folks are gonna pull alt-right or at least not do anything to distance themselves. That being said, I’m surprised some of you are disappointed given this is par for the course. It’s YouTube.
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The woman dared say, "I like this game...and it's not because of the patriarchy, Anita." She's now been canceled.

Although one has to wonder if the boyfriend wrote that line, in which case he can fuck off. If it was indeed the girlfriend's opinion, though, she can disagree with Anita all she wants and no one else's opinion on the matter of her opinion means dick. The revelation that the boyfriend is writing the scripts is interesting though. He may just be dropping little Reddit nuggets in there for their approval, which would indeed be slimy. They claim he's just transposing what she says during streams though. I dont watch their streams, so I can't say if that's true or not.
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Dismissing Anita's concerns about real actual problems in a throwaway joke is not something you get a pass for being a girl.

This shit has a real effect on things.
REAL EFFECT ON REAL ACTUAL PROBLEMS