River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[clothedmacuser]

How was it a litmus test, a litmus test for what even?

User Banned (1 Day): Condescending Rhetoric

Whether you can forgive and move forward or if prefer carrying hate and vitriol around.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/post-25108812

Someone explain this ban to me

He tried to out moralize excel and you can't have that.

[HaughtyFrank]

Was watching PDP on YT and saw that the judge hugged the racist murderer. Fuck this shit. I am angry beyond words.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/post-25125823

 

[Uncle]

I like that they get so goddamn angry and you know it makes their blood boil as much as anything else that they can't scream at each other as shrilly as they would like or else get banned for hostility 

Shut the front door.

The judge can fuck off and you can go with her.

oh "fuck off," is that all

say what you really mean to say 

[Crumb]

Old man Scorsese says something bad bout comicbook movies, reee ain't having that.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/martin-scorsese-says-marvel-movies-are-%E2%80%9Cnot-cinema%E2%80%9D.144958/

[nudemacusers]

Old man Scorsese says something bad bout comicbook movies, reee ain't haven't that.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/martin-scorsese-says-marvel-movies-are-%E2%80%9Cnot-cinema%E2%80%9D.144958/

Marvel movies are to film what Taco Bell is to cuisine.

[nudemacusers]

Imagine thinking these disposable MCU films will be remembered like casino or taxi driver

[Switters]

The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the Godfather 2 of Cheesy Gordita Crunches.

[Great Rumbler]

Did Martin Scorcese even watch Avengers: Infinity War? Obviously not, because if he saw the part where spider kid turned into dust after the purple alien guy used magic space stones to destroy half of all life in the universe, then he'd understand what true art is.

[Tripon]

Martin Scorsese isn't above stealing from much better cinema such when he made the Departed. 

[Great Rumbler]

Martin Scorsese isn't above stealing from much better cinema such when he made the Departed. 

real recognize real

[remy]

Old man Scorsese says something bad bout comicbook movies, reee ain't having that.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/martin-scorsese-says-marvel-movies-are-%E2%80%9Cnot-cinema%E2%80%9D.144958/

The thing he said about them being like theme parks is so on the money but the average reset poster doesn't read anything other than headlines so they'll never know 

[Boredfrom]

It isn't true cinema unless it's about a sympathetic old white guy committing violent crimes because we live in a society or something

 

[ShutUp]

Yeah true cinema is about a bunch of straight white guys (and the two women in the background of the group) leading the charge to take down the big purple guy.

Edit: whoops forgot about Captain Marvel. But she was in the movie like 10 minutes and forgettable so forgive me.

[daemon]

Did Martin Scorcese even watch Avengers: Infinity War? Obviously not, because if he saw the part where spider kid turned into dust after the purple alien guy used magic space stones to destroy half of all life in the universe, then he'd understand what true art is.

And certainly didn't check how black panther elevated the medium beyond recognition. I don't think there has ever been a movie so relevant for the black race

Yeah true cinema is about a bunch of straight white guys (and the two women in the background of the group) leading the charge to take down the big purple guy.

Edit: whoops forgot about Captain Marvel. But she was in the movie like 10 minutes and forgettable so forgive me.

C.Marvel: I need to go.
everyone: why tho?
CM: because there are other planets and galaxies.
everyone: but thanos is aiming for the whole universe.
CM: Ok. official answer is I am one punch woman and my presence here would create kind of a big-ass plothole.
everyone: ah, I understand


CM later-> can't even take the gauntlet off Thanos.

 

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thr-de-niro-lawsuit-claims-de-niro-is-a-sexist-who-initiated-unwanted-physical-contact-and-took-a-page-out-of-the-bill-oreilly-playbook.144952/

Honestly none of these accusations should be posted here until someone is found guilty. All it does is soils someone’s name indefinitely even if found innocent. Now if they’re guilty, that’s a completely different story.

That's a bad first post

This is possibly the stupidest first post in the history of this site AND the old one.

But please, tell us more, account with only 118 posts...

[Crumb]

Annnnnnnnnnd banned, outta here with them rookie post counts junior.

[nudemacusers]

Only 118 posts since August!? The nerve.

Hilarious ban justification tho.

[ShutUp]

ERA always seems to forget they too were once an account with 118 posts. Just admit you have no counter to "hey guys, let's wait for all the facts before jumping to conclusions like always" and back out of the discussion.

[ShutUp]

Did Martin Scorcese even watch Avengers: Infinity War? Obviously not, because if he saw the part where spider kid turned into dust after the purple alien guy used magic space stones to destroy half of all life in the universe, then he'd understand what true art is.

And certainly didn't check how black panther elevated the medium beyond recognition. I don't think there has ever been a movie so relevant for the black race

Yeah true cinema is about a bunch of straight white guys (and the two women in the background of the group) leading the charge to take down the big purple guy.

Edit: whoops forgot about Captain Marvel. But she was in the movie like 10 minutes and forgettable so forgive me.

C.Marvel: I need to go.
everyone: why tho?
CM: because there are other planets and galaxies.
everyone: but thanos is aiming for the whole universe.
CM: Ok. official answer is I am one punch woman and my presence here would create kind of a big-ass plothole.
everyone: ah, I understand


CM later-> can't even take the gauntlet off Thanos.

 

Yeah they have lots of work to do with her character going forward. Brie Larson IS a good actor but she's barely had anything to work with so far.

[Boredfrom]

i mean, the person's account is only from august of this year so their post count seems fine idk

...You were saying?

 

[nachobro]

Did Martin Scorcese even watch Avengers: Infinity War? Obviously not, because if he saw the part where spider kid turned into dust after the purple alien guy used magic space stones to destroy half of all life in the universe, then he'd understand what true art is.

pretty close

It's cinema. It's not the kind of film he makes, but it's still a film, and plenty of people have an emotional reaction to it.

When an entire theater cheers when Cap picks up that hammer. That's an emotional experience.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/martin-scorsese-says-marvel-movies-are-%E2%80%9Cnot-cinema%E2%80%9D.144958/post-25128460
 

"It isn’t the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being.”
Did he see Endgame?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/martin-scorsese-says-marvel-movies-are-%E2%80%9Cnot-cinema%E2%80%9D.144958/post-25128452

[Lonewulfeus]

Annnnnnnnnnd banned, outta here with them rookie post counts junior.

Crumb
Junior Member

[Tripon]

ERA always seems to forget they too were once an account with 118 posts. Just admit you have no counter to "hey guys, let's wait for all the facts before jumping to conclusions like always" and back out of the discussion.

Nobody would pull that card if
1) Mods would ban that shit.
2) Mods don't ban posters with low post counts.

The ERA mods are bad at their jobs.

[benjipwns]

Lol I just liked a post in this thread more than a hundred pages back. That’s what I get for clicking new. I hope the poster can feel the like still

Okay see y’all in a few hundo pages

Accountability.

[benjipwns]

The next Norm MacDonald.

[ShutUp]

ERA always seems to forget they too were once an account with 118 posts. Just admit you have no counter to "hey guys, let's wait for all the facts before jumping to conclusions like always" and back out of the discussion.

Nobody would pull that card if
1) Mods would ban that shit.
2) Mods don't ban posters with low post counts.

The ERA mods are bad at their jobs.

Oh they are horrendous at actually moderating the site. Literally every person to ever post on message boards has had low post counts to start, so ERA seeing Russians invading the board with seemingly every new member is a great way for people thinking of joining the site to be like "nah I'm good".

Which in that case, just don't allow any new members to join. But then the daily ban sprees would lead to nothing but the Protected Gang posting there eventually, which would actually be hilarious.

[benjipwns]

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Try not to create threads based on random tweets, conspiracy theories, tabloids, or other questionable sources.

Joker´s Director Blames Woke Culture for the Death of Comedy

Please refer to our FAQ
https://www.resetera.com/threads/general-guide-to-resetera.9777/

oh, ok

[benjipwns]

I wonder if Correct the Record has / will infiltrate this place much the same as it did NeoGAF in 2015-2016.

It was so blatant back then. Hillary was Christ.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-view-hillary-clinton-compares-decision-to-not-divorce-bill-to-parenting-a-transgender-child.144704/post-25102166

User Banned (5 Days): Conspiratorial rhetoric and accusations of astroturfing; account in junior phase

I wonder if Correct the Record has / will infiltrate this place much the same as it did NeoGAF in 2015-2016.

User Banned (1 day): Accusations of astroturfing

It was so blatant back then. Hillary was Christ.

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[close]

[nachobro]

accusations of astroturfing...on a different site?

[ShutUp]

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Try not to create threads based on random tweets, conspiracy theories, tabloids, or other questionable sources.

Joker´s Director Blames Woke Culture for the Death of Comedy

Please refer to our FAQ
https://www.resetera.com/threads/general-guide-to-resetera.9777/

oh, ok

So no more Trump tweets? RIP to the off topic section. Also, no conspiracy theories as they are accusing that guy who hugged his brothers shooter and forgiving her of being paid off.

[benjipwns]

It's not even accusing a specific person OR anyone on ResetERA.com, they both mention NeoGAF.com in the past!

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Hit too close to home for certain admins I suppose.

[close]

[Crumb]

Annnnnnnnnnd banned, outta here with them rookie post counts junior.

Crumb
Junior Member

[ShutUp]

Astroturfing  they really just throw darts at a board when it comes to these ban reasons

[kingv]

Did Martin Scorcese even watch Avengers: Infinity War? Obviously not, because if he saw the part where spider kid turned into dust after the purple alien guy used magic space stones to destroy half of all life in the universe, then he'd understand what true art is.

And certainly didn't check how black panther elevated the medium beyond recognition. I don't think there has ever been a movie so relevant for the black race

Yeah true cinema is about a bunch of straight white guys (and the two women in the background of the group) leading the charge to take down the big purple guy.

Edit: whoops forgot about Captain Marvel. But she was in the movie like 10 minutes and forgettable so forgive me.

C.Marvel: I need to go.
everyone: why tho?
CM: because there are other planets and galaxies.
everyone: but thanos is aiming for the whole universe.
CM: Ok. official answer is I am one punch woman and my presence here would create kind of a big-ass plothole.
everyone: ah, I understand


CM later-> can't even take the gauntlet off Thanos.

 

Yeah they have lots of work to do with her character going forward. Brie Larson IS a good actor but she's barely had anything to work with so far.

She certainly ain’t working with much ass.

....

Imagine stanning for stupid comic book movies so hard. Might as well defend the honor of Remo Williams or some shot.

[kingv]

I wonder if Correct the Record has / will infiltrate this place much the same as it did NeoGAF in 2015-2016.

It was so blatant back then. Hillary was Christ.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-view-hillary-clinton-compares-decision-to-not-divorce-bill-to-parenting-a-transgender-child.144704/post-25102166

User Banned (5 Days): Conspiratorial rhetoric and accusations of astroturfing; account in junior phase

I wonder if Correct the Record has / will infiltrate this place much the same as it did NeoGAF in 2015-2016.

User Banned (1 day): Accusations of astroturfing

It was so blatant back then. Hillary was Christ.

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[close]

Didn’t Neo GAF have actual confirmed Astroturfers? Like wasn’t there a guy that just deleted his account after the election was over because he was paid?

Also, Glenn posted there...  and there was that one supposedly gay black dude that would m’lady Hillary in every single thread ever. He was like the aaronator or something dumb like that.

[Transhuman]

Isn't Astroturfing pretty much what that superpac did though?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correct_the_Record

As far as i'm concerned domestic influence is just as corrosive as foreign influence.

[Lonewulfeus]

Resetera on suicide watch

How’s that different from any other day?

[Boredfrom]

I’m pretty sure a lot of people on RE Astroturf youtubers:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/games-schools-and-worlds-designed-for-violence-video-essay-by-jacob-geller.144563/

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/yosp/status/1179904819395354624

 

[Boredfrom]

https://twitter.com/yosp/status/1179904819395354624

 

[Momo]

I pity people who watch movies because it has the required gender/colour quota. You bitches are whack.

[benjipwns]

Didn’t Neo GAF have actual confirmed Astroturfers? Like wasn’t there a guy that just deleted his account after the election was over because he was paid?

Also, Glenn posted there...  and there was that one supposedly gay black dude that would m’lady Hillary in every single thread ever. He was like the aaronator or something dumb like that.

I would certainly never accuse anyone of anything. But I will just note that Cerium started posting on NeoGAF.com like a week before the Clinton campaign started and then spent many of his multi-thousand posts over the next two years trying to provide evidence to anyone who might claim he was a Clinton campaign shill.

And I certainly would never point out that not only did members post stories about their work for the campaign they also posted confirmation through pictures of the campaign offices they worked in.

But personally, I don't believe the astroturf accusations. People literally were stupid enough in 2015/2016 to support Hillary Clinton's campaign for President. Like at least hundreds of people were that dumb. True story.

[Potato]

I pity people who watch movies because it has the required gender/colour quota. You bitches are whack.

That's how you get people tying themselves into knots trying to explain how watching Ghostbusters 2016 is somehow more enjoyable than having wet dribbling shit running down the inside of your leg.

[clothedmacuser]

I pity people who watch movies because it has the required gender/colour quota. You bitches are whack.

That's how you get people tying themselves into knots trying to explain how watching Ghostbusters 2016 is somehow more enjoyable than having wet dribbling shit running down the inside of your leg.

I get the feeling you are trying to say that is a unenjoyable thing?

[Potato]

I pity people who watch movies because it has the required gender/colour quota. You bitches are whack.

That's how you get people tying themselves into knots trying to explain how watching Ghostbusters 2016 is somehow more enjoyable than having wet dribbling shit running down the inside of your leg.

I get the feeling you are trying to say that is a unenjoyable thing?

I have many fetishes

[BIONIC]

Finale Fireworker
Love each other or die trying. Member

 

[team filler]

imagine moderating an internet messageboard 

[OnlyRegret]

imagine moderating an internet messageboard 

for free!

[clothedmacuser]

can you imagine feeling so overworked by a video game forum that you actually resign, instead of becoming an absentee admin like demi

Remember how many fucking mods were at NeoGaf but only Bish and Beseda were doing all the banning?  And like five of them were more active posters here than there.

I just realized there must be a team of 5 or so at ERA tasked with calming down excel, redmercury and DigitalOP when they start threatening to leave.

Finale Fireworker
Love each other or die trying. Member

 

Unless you make a thread begging for sanctuary from the brutality of Venezuela.  In that case just die. But try not to. 
That was Finale Firework, right?
 

[BIONIC]

I remember the good old days of 2014 when global warming wasn’t a thing, and trapping your female coworker in the copy room wasn’t considered sexual harassment

[nudemacusers]

Finale Fireworker
Love each other or die trying. Member

 

Props to him for not going around to ransom threads begging for attention and gratitude like bronsonlee

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/post-25125243

How many posts did Excelchief did in that thread ?

An inspiring story of a man rising to forgiveness is like sunshine to these miserable vampires.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I pity people who watch movies because it has the required gender/colour quota. You bitches are whack.

I admit I have barely seen any film or television in my life, but I have an exquisite knowledge of the work of Benetton adverts

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Finale Fireworker
Love each other or die trying. Member

 

guess they weren't productive enough

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/post-25125243

How many posts did Excelchief did in that thread ?

28, not gonna lie though, I was hoping it was 41

[clothedmacuser]

Props to him for not going around to ransom threads begging for attention and gratitude like bronsonlee

That reminds me.  Who are Beseda and Bish pushing around now that they lost all their fans, adoration and power?


Eh, maybe they got better.      Maybe they grew as people.  if so

[Momo]

I pity people who watch movies because it has the required gender/colour quota. You bitches are whack.

I admit I have barely seen any film or television in my life, but I have an exquisite knowledge of the work of Benetton adverts

United colours of Benetton 

[samir]

CANCEL MARTIN SCORSESE

What does he know anyway?

[Averon]

A 20+ page thread in less than 12 hours because a legendary director made some reasonable comments about comic book movies. It is not like Scorsese was being mean or insulting. His "sin" was saying plainly an inconvenient truth about current comic book movies (and by extension implicates the MCU) that Reee don't want to hear: current comic book movies are forgettable tripe. They are the film industry's fast food.

Reee: "He is just an old boomer that's gate keeping!! The MCU isn't the equivalent of junk food for movies! Screw him!!!!"

Fucking COPE nerds 

[Momo]

comic book films are the lowest on the totem pole of things that have no impact on me beyond being mildly entertained for a couple of hours, it's hilarious how these dickearlobes have constructed their identity around these. But hey I shouldn't speak too loud, I know a bunch of people who's identity is fast food based