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[benjipwns]

User Banned (1 day): Lazy dev rhetoric

Like I barely had any interest in this game to begin with. Good to know Game Freak has gotten even worse.

lmao at anyone who thinks GF is "balancing" the game around this. They ain't gonna do shit because they're the laziest developer around.

User Banned (1 Day) - Continued History of Lazy Dev Rhetoric

Then why the hell isnt the National Dex in it?

This is bullshit, they just dont give a fuck about their fans and thats sad.

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
People are allowed to comment on how the new Pokemon game looks. However, they are NOT allowed to claim the developers are lazy, per the ResetEra general guide. Also, people are *not* allowed to constantly troll others who disagree with their opinions.

So, just for the record, DO NOT accuse game developers of being "lazy" or cutting corners or not listening to fans, but DO accuse game developers of being "subhuman garbage" that you hope "gets what's coming to them" and how you wouldn't care if they "burned alive" as well as regularly accuse them of supporting things such as pedophilia/child pornography, rape, white supremacy, fascist/totalitarian allegiances, a million forms of outright virulent bigotry, colonialism/imperialism, etc.

[Potato]

permabans for everyone!

User Banned (permanent): Misrepresenting and mischaracterizing the concerns of others; numerous prior bans for inflammatory behavior including rationalizing violence against peaceful protesters

Just having a normal one on super progressive ResetEra, advancing the cause by calling for violence on... *checks*... innocent children, based on unproven accusations.

Handing out bans to people spotting holes in Jussie Smollet's story was hilarious, but this might just be a new low.

I wonder if people will take this opportunity for some urgently needed self-reflectiHAHAhaha, nah, I can't finish that sentence with a straight face.

Zhukov you sound like you would fit in here. If you're reading this, just create a stupid username and you'll get approved.

[Potato]

Jesus Christ, that fucking story. I don't even know what I think should happen to whom for sure. Obviously expel the boys immediately. The parents should be publicly shamed. I kind of echo what others are saying about "get her out of that school immediately," but not knowing what her alternatives are, I'd like to hear what her parents and her said about that, first. I hope she can get some help, regardless. I can only imagine this is going to leave huge emotional scars.

I almost think we should have a system to do something about kids like this. I'm not necessarily suggesting they should be taken away from their parents, but fuck, this is the start of 6th grade. These kids are eleven. This shit didn't spontaneously generate in their heads. Someone is feeding them a steady diet of sick, hateful racism. I feel like we need a way to crush that, systematically.

shots fired at shinobi days before his ugly racist kid revealed his white supremacy

So by this logic, someone must have been feeding the girl a steady diet of sick, hateful entitlement to make false accusations. Blame the parents I say. I'm not suggesting we should take the kid away from her parents, but some sort of public shaming would be good. Maybe people should dress up in some sort of white robes and then grab the parents, tar and feather them...or something.

[benjipwns]

Although maybe ResetERA.com simply operates on the Penn and Teller: Bullshit legal theory

At the beginning of the first episode of the first season, Penn points out that the series will contain more obscenity and profanity than one would expect in a series dealing with scientific and critical inquiry, but explained that this was a legal tactic because, "if one calls people liars and quacks one can be sued... but 'assholes' is pretty safe. If we said it was all scams we could also be in trouble, but 'bullshit,' oddly, is safe. So forgive all the 'bullshit language', but we're trying to talk about the truth without spending the rest of our lives in court."

[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-view-hillary-clinton-compares-decision-to-not-divorce-bill-to-parenting-a-transgender-child.144704/

Just read the thread. All of it. Or at least all of scribbleD's posts.

I've never seen an OP so fucking worked up.

 

LOL WOW. I can't believe you wrote that and thought "Yes, I am making an intelligent point." Holy shit you're really proud of that. I can't even be mad. How very """"gutsy"""" of you.

You know the nice thing about mirroring the video on a brand new channel as a brand new upload? I can see that this thread has 5,500 views and nearly 200 replies, but the video has only 67 views. Hmmm.

I can also look at the analytics of the video and wow that's quite a few people who watched less than 30% of that 2 and a half minute clip.

lol god damn

 

[benjipwns]

General Guide To ResetERA.com Appendix:

Pokemans is a lazy and incompetent copy and paste game design that does nothing to advance the genre and franchise

Pokemans promotes asexual erasure and the developers wish they could have formed an incel legion to actively participate in the Rape of Nanking

[benjipwns]

You know the nice thing about mirroring the video on a brand new channel as a brand new upload? I can see that this thread has 5,500 views and nearly 200 replies, but the video has only 67 views. Hmmm.

I can also look at the analytics of the video and wow that's quite a few people who watched less than 30% of that 2 and a half minute clip.

lol god damn

He pulled out the METRICS on them

[Potato]

General Guide To ResetERA.com Appendix:
Pokemans promotes asexual erasure and the developers wish they could have formed an incel legion to actively participate in the Rape of Nanking

I'd play that game

[benjipwns]

User Banned (3 Days): Antagonizing another member

We understand, and while I still like Bernie far more than anyone else, I am very sad about this news.
Although I'm sure all the Warren supporters are having a grand old time with this news. I'm sure certain round pink characters are popping a champagne and dancing tonight.

[Transhuman]

Ditto was the coolest pokemon 

[Transhuman]

Porygon is worst pokemon

I mean it's a fucking paper crane

[who is ted danson?]

Bernie, pls get well soon bro. You need to win the presidency and then help out all those black people, like Batman and Justin Trudeau.

[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/page-6#post-25100579

It's weaponized forgiveness.

Forgiveness as superior is just a means of maintaining appearances and power structures

Weaponized forgiveness

[benjipwns]

Chris Evans shared this and called it a beautiful moment.

He isn't getting good comments from it and honestly, he should have just shut the fuck up about something like this.

Down right shitting on him.

Always got to remember at the end of the day, they still have that white privilege. Some things will just go over their head.

Never thought I'd see Chris Evans dragged on twitter.

Even woke "allies" have blind spots.

Damn, those replies are really merciless. Someone said he was spreading white supremacist propaganda. Holy fuck twitter is some other shit

And Chris Evans...urgh. Time to unfollow him? Yuri Lowenthal shared it as well

Which Chris Evans? Cap or not Cap?

Edit: Ohhh, Cap. Damn

I just did. He can fuck off forever in a "beautiful" way if he wants.

[benjipwns]

If slaves were freed tomorrow, most of the USA would call them ungrateful distinguished black fellows for not thinking their masters for the work experience. White inconvenience will always be on a higher level than black bodies, black pain, etc.

Jeez, hope we never free the slaves then. To spare them this indignity.

[Boredfrom]

Always got to remember at the end of the day, they still have that white privilege. Some things will just go over their head.

So the victim’s brother doesn’t count?

[OnlyRegret]

User Banned (3 Days): Antagonizing another member

We understand, and while I still like Bernie far more than anyone else, I am very sad about this news.
Although I'm sure all the Warren supporters are having a grand old time with this news. I'm sure certain round pink characters are popping a champagne and dancing tonight.

wow, didn't know kirby wanted to kill all the commies

[OnlyRegret]

CANCEL CAPTAIN AMERICA

[Potato]

Always got to remember at the end of the day, they still have that white privilege. Some things will just go over their head.

So the victim’s brother doesn’t count?

He's got that dead brother privilege.

[ShutUp]

These fucking losers up in arms because of all the supposed shootings Joker will inspire and are having meltdowns over adults being able to forgive. It's legitimately terrifying they are allowed to be members of society. Holy shit.

And  at them hurt over Chris Evans tweeting about it too. Wonder how long before they break out something like "you know it IS weird we had a straight white guy going around being called Captain America...did nobody pick up on this? Daddy Feige allowed this to happen!? "

[BIONIC]

CANCEL CAPTAIN AMERICA

No, I don’t think I will 

[Momo]

[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/page-7#post-25101519

It's not that I think. It just rubs him the wrong way

HIM

AWW shit son. Powdered Egg just misgendered excelsheet.

[team filler]

captain americuck 

[benjipwns]

Announcement of a game is posted in this thread, then a day later someone reports it, so a mod goes through and edits out the twitter link to it but none of the discussion and Morrigan states:

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Quick reminder that Mary Skelter 2 is on the list of prohibited games, per our FAQ. Please avoid discussing this game. If you have further questions, contact a mod captain. Thank you.

Perhaps I misunderstood this.

I understand discussion of the game content is forbidden. It's also forbidden to even discuss the mechanics of the release or similar?

The Ban list is weird? What makes a certain mobile game get put on the list but FGO okay?

I don't think any of us were even planning on talking about it past an "hey this got announced". It wasn't a new topic, which usually catches attention and creates discussion. Guess banned is "don't acknowledge its existance, period"...

Not to question the moderation but the part I find peculiar is that discussion of games with offensive content is problematic, but there is an endless stream of daily news cycle copy/paste to the forum on a regular basis. Those are often more offensive them at least some games on the list, but get discussed endlessly.

It doesn't much matter because I don't care for most of the games, just something I was thinking.

But yeah I would have assumed "launch for game x is coming up" would be ok, rather than a pretend it does't exist thing.

[benjipwns]

they should redo captain america's backstory as a Nat Turner analogue who got frozen in a blizzard over Sutter's Pass and was thawed out in 1964 to help the reverend MLK Jr and POST

"Cap, you should be thinking your masters for teaching you hand-to-hand combat and giving you work experience." - Tony Stark

[BrokenEchelon]

This Botham Jean thing is KILLING them. They're losing their fucking minds trying to twist the narrative to blame whitey when a black judge, black jury and black brother are all triggering them. It's fucking glorious.

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1179432122089644033

Praise and likes 

Unnecessary feedback

[Anti-Monitor]

Chris Evans shared this and called it a beautiful moment.

He isn't getting good comments from it and honestly, he should have just shut the fuck up about something like this.

Down right shitting on him.

Always got to remember at the end of the day, they still have that white privilege. Some things will just go over their head.

Never thought I'd see Chris Evans dragged on twitter.

Even woke "allies" have blind spots.

Damn, those replies are really merciless. Someone said he was spreading white supremacist propaganda. Holy fuck twitter is some other shit

And Chris Evans...urgh. Time to unfollow him? Yuri Lowenthal shared it as well

Which Chris Evans? Cap or not Cap?

Edit: Ohhh, Cap. Damn

I just did. He can fuck off forever in a "beautiful" way if he wants.

May I get some context?

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-really-fucked-up.144742/

Benji, please read this so I don’t have to. TYIA.

[Anti-Monitor]

Check the post before that, anti-monitor.

I still can’t quite understand what the hell being a woke ally has to do with anything in either post but then I remembered that I’m not supposed to think too hard about it at all.

[team filler]

Chris Evans shared this and called it a beautiful moment.

He isn't getting good comments from it and honestly, he should have just shut the fuck up about something like this.

Down right shitting on him.

Always got to remember at the end of the day, they still have that white privilege. Some things will just go over their head.

Never thought I'd see Chris Evans dragged on twitter.

Even woke "allies" have blind spots.

Damn, those replies are really merciless. Someone said he was spreading white supremacist propaganda. Holy fuck twitter is some other shit

And Chris Evans...urgh. Time to unfollow him? Yuri Lowenthal shared it as well

Which Chris Evans? Cap or not Cap?

Edit: Ohhh, Cap. Damn

I just did. He can fuck off forever in a "beautiful" way if he wants.

May I get some context?

[BrokenEchelon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-really-fucked-up.144742/

Benji, please read this so I don’t have to. TYIA.

Without reading it, I'm going to summarize it:

I'm a single virgin loser who can't speak to people without breaking down into a puddle. Some time ago I decided to piss off the only monetary source of income I have, my parents, by either coming out as gay, trans, black, or some combination thereof, and telling them that they're fascists for buying products at Walmart. Once they kicked my dumbfuck ass out of the house, I took a giant student loan for an African studies degree but soon realized that living on the street was going to suck. My parents offered to take me in because they're reasonable people and know I'm an idiot, but I decided to try my luck earning money at glory holes instead. I am now living off of disability checks because I'm also 300lbs overweight and my crippling anxiety prevents me from holding down a job.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-really-fucked-up.144742/

Benji, please read this so I don’t have to. TYIA.

dude asks his roommates ex if she'll fuck him, she goes lol no, he takes her hand, she snatches it away "No, you're not holding my hand, I'm leaving!", he told his ex-roommate for some reason now they think he's weird, and then he drives 10,000 miles over two months because he's stupid or something, used to be STRAIGHT EDGE, now is an alcoholic, he's upset that he ever believed in being STRAIGHT EDGE or whatever, thinks he's basically a rapist, some of his coworkers blocked him on snapchat which led him to tell THEM about this story, then he got drunk and went to the girls house and knocked on her door which she totally appreciated and now they live happily ever after together

this is a sentence:

It's the prime flaw of myself which I struggle with every day, and my attempts to resist it has built an ideology so antithetical to the thought of what this event has painted me as in my own head, that I now question whether or not I even deserve to be heard at all, which is helped by the fact that many from that part of my life have since cut me out, and were more than quick to do so.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-really-fucked-up.144742/

Benji, please read this so I don’t have to. TYIA.

Guys make a blunt, awkward sexual advance to a friend, gets rejected, gets way too affected by it up to likening himself to a rapist and then keeps piling on more awkward attempts at communications to "be pardoned" instead of leaving her space and time.

[benjipwns]

You fucked up, very much so. In fact, you likely caused this girl some sort of emotional/mental damage she'll have to work through because of you and that's that the harsh reality of this situation.

You aren't gonna repair this. This isn't salvageable and more importantly, this isn't something that you can twist to make yourself look better or make us feel bad for you. In fact, I assume there's some sort of things you probably left out from all of this that may or may not make you look worse but that's just me theorizing, I could absolutely be wrong.

You need to delete her number. You need to work through your issues. No, this isn't the end of the world for you. It's the end of this chapter with those people in your life. You fucked up with her and all the other people who blocked you because of what you did. You can either go through therapy and trying to figure out how to be better because that's what you need to be, better or you can just walk away and figure things out on your own.

You already proven you can't control your tendencies, block her number or delete her number like I and everyone else have already stated. And, for the love of god, do not show up to this woman's house. You don't need to be arrested and she doesn't need to be scarred anymore than she's already been scarred. She deserves better and you need to be better.

She isn't the only women in the world. She isn't "the one" for you and you need to push forward so you can meet new people. On top of that, don't ever be there for a woman emotionally if you're only there to try and have sex with her. If that's your end goal, you're better off leaving the damn girl alone no matter who she is. Only be there for someone emotionally if they can really depend on you and you're not seeking something out of it. that isn't right and that makes you a terrible person. Plus, you're only damaging that person even further than they already are.

No one's perfect. You could have gone about this entirely better and you could have at least asked her out on a date way before you jumped straight into the sex thing, especially after being there for her emotionally. You damaged her and that isn't okay but that doesn't mean you can't redeem yourself over time. Just, don't redeem yourself or try to work through your issues if you're only trying to work through them in hopes of winning her over or something like that. Like I said, this isn't the end for you or your life. This is the end of this chapter in your life and you're starting over again in this new portion of your life. Understand what went wrong, how you could have handled things better and of course, the option to seek professional help is there too.
Be better. Do better.

I can't believe there are people in here trying to downplay what the OP did and say she is overreacting. Wtf is wrong with you all?

It's not normal to ask one of your closest friends if they want to fuck just because you're leaving soon. It's completely disrespecting her friendship and trust in with him. Then OP continued to bother her and demand her time after all of that.

OP: you fucked up and you know you did. Leave her alone and move on with your life. Stop trying to force a resolution because it's only going to make things worse.

Great post , seriously what is wrong with some of you guys saying “ah no big deal” BS.

now we're getting somewhere

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-really-fucked-up.144742/

Benji, please read this so I don’t have to. TYIA.

my favorite part is when he asks his roommate not to beat him up

i liked your summary, booooo

was only missing the STRAIGHT EDGE part

[benjipwns]

NO, you're not holding my hand, shosta, I'm leaving!

[VomKriege]

I dont know why Im sharing this. Maybe I just want to be told I didnt do anything wrong. Or maybe my subconscious actually wants me to be punished just so I can finally process this. I dont know.

Punished by being called out by a message board.

[benjipwns]

It's the prime flaw of myself which I struggle with every day, and my attempts to resist it has built an ideology so antithetical to the thought of what this event has painted me as in my own head, that I now question whether or not I even deserve to be heard at all.

At the very least, I dont think I deserve to be forgiven, as any desire to ask for it shows that I didnt learn from my mistake, or that I am still self-oriented and not capable of being empathetic to her feelings concerning what happened. I am reluctant to share the thoughts and events I have struggled with in my life before and during this time which might look like I am attempting to paint over my actions with a coat of excuses, but even that reluctance is a guilt which I cant bear anymore.

[benjipwns]

I typed "coat of excuses" into GIS and got this:

[VomKriege]

Better to post here and get a grilling than somewhere that's gonna give him some MRA-flavoured advice.

 

[benjipwns]

I read all this and... you should feel guilty. You did fuck up. Is it really that hard to be friends with a woman and not see them as an objective for sex?

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/post-25101368

Legit, bullshit.

This isn't strength or weakness, this man is not stronger than me because I wouldn't forgive.

This is the valorization that needs to stop

This isnt about you. Stop making it about you.

[benjipwns]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Seek help. Fast. You fucked up badly, make sure it doesn't happen again.

OR ELSE

[Bore Expert]

Gamergate was m y favorite level in Super ghouls and ghosts. Mode 7 all over yr face

[benjipwns]

Can you imagine being that girl and sitting there after telling a guy he can't fuck you and he chooses to hold your hand? For several endless seconds?

Dude was trying to weaponize forgiveness to maintain appearances and power structures.

[Momo]

[benjipwns]

User Banned (duration pending): Advocating violence

I’ll take the ban if need be:

I hope you get killed in prison you racist piece of shit

[Bore Expert]

Geoff keighley is my favorite reeetttard. Search your souls and you’ll embrace him, despite his Canadian ways

[Bore Expert]

When Canada took Dr, Pibb out of Montreal, it was very similar to the US version of 9/11.

[BIONIC]

Wow, you guys are almost as fast at reading as Kirblar 

[VomKriege]

CANCEL DA QUEEN YASSS ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-view-hillary-clinton-compares-decision-to-not-divorce-bill-to-parenting-a-transgender-child.144704/

[VomKriege]

As a trans woman I think it's shameful how much attention this thread has garnered so quickly vs how little any of you seem to care when the trump admin tries new ways to legislate trans lives out of existance on a monthly basis. Y'all are just interested in five minute hate against an irrelevant person.

NO SLICK.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-view-hillary-clinton-compares-decision-to-not-divorce-bill-to-parenting-a-transgender-child.144704/post-25099545

[benjipwns]

says the New Zealander

[VomKriege]

I wonder if Correct the Record has / will infiltrate this place much the same as it did NeoGAF in 2015-2016.

It was so blatant back then. Hillary was Christ.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-view-hillary-clinton-compares-decision-to-not-divorce-bill-to-parenting-a-transgender-child.144704/post-25102166

[Propagandhim]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-view-hillary-clinton-compares-decision-to-not-divorce-bill-to-parenting-a-transgender-child.144704/post-25093775

"I had a friend a few years ago who called up and said 'I don’t know who to talk to about this, but my little girl wants to be a boy. What do I do?'"

She absolutely does not need to include a misgendering of the kid in a paraphrase.

She also calls the kid coming out "an issue."

[Propagandhim]

I agree "issue" is a loaded word, with bad connotations. I wish she hadn't used it. I do believe she just means it's an important topic, and is not using it to imply it's negative.   

"My son is having this issue where he says he's born in the wrong body.  Not sure what to do.."


"Let me stop you there, Paul.  Issue?  There are many other terms available to you...be better"

[Transhuman]

Edit: wrong thread.

[Transhuman]

Hey what's new with politics by the way.