River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[marrec]

She's runnin' with the hatchet AND jesus now

[Nintex]

DNC meeting 2019 Colorized

[bork]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MoarStories/comments/cxc0y8/how_to_lure_an_em_japanese_music/

WEEABOS

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This can't be real. 

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The comments 

cringed so hard i became a raisin.

on my death bed i will request my loved ones play this video for me in my last moments because sitting through this absolute degenerate garbage felt like a million lifetimes

i dont get it, my jokes were a hit on tumblr?!?

[Joe Molotov]

Omae wa mou shindeiru!

[Tuckers Law]

I really wish those tweets weren’t deleted before he was forced to explain why Batman is his go-to “black” superhero.

The only explanation that makes sense to me is that Batman’s “costume” is black.

Shinobi must’ve been projecting and thought his kid was simple too.

[CatsCatsCats]

 Lol I just liked a post in this thread more than a hundred pages back. That’s what I get for clicking new. I hope the poster can feel the like still

[Lonewulfeus]

I really wish those tweets weren’t deleted before he was forced to explain why Batman is his go-to “black” superhero.

The only explanation that makes sense to me is that Batman’s “costume” is black.

Just like a certain resetti

[Uncle]

Lol I just liked a post in this thread more than a hundred pages back. That’s what I get for clicking new. I hope the poster can feel the like still

hey thanks man

[benita]

clowncels have been a thing for years, but we used to call them "juggalos"

You can say a lot of things about Juggalos, but they get laid... sure it's other Juggalo tail but still.

yeah they have babies

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Say sike right now. I couldn't handle this shit being true.

[Uncle]

clowncels have been a thing for years, but we used to call them "juggalos"

You can say a lot of things about Juggalos, but they get laid... sure it's other Juggalo tail but still.

yeah they have babies

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Say sike right now. I couldn't handle this shit being true.

[Tektonic]

Joker Death Count

Still sits @ : 0

C'mon Incels... Lift your game! It's like they are just hiding out in their parents basement or something

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[CatsCatsCats]

Okay see y’all in a few hundo pages

[Nintex]

Okay see y’all in a few hundo pages

[Tektonic]

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p.s. WB i'll take that shill money now.... TLDR; watch JOKER in Cinemas NOW! 

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[Lonewulfeus]

Joker Death Count

Still sits @ : 0

C'mon Incels... Lift your game! It's like they are just hiding out in their parents basement or something

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[VomKriege]

Another shooting in the US, first reply :

Please tell me it's not Joker related

https://www.resetera.com/threads/developing-multiple-shooting-scenes-multiple-people-shot-in-richmond-ca.144926/post-25124519

[stufte]

Another shooting in the US, first reply :

Please tell me it's not Joker related

https://www.resetera.com/threads/developing-multiple-shooting-scenes-multiple-people-shot-in-richmond-ca.144926/post-25124519

Richmond? How is multiple people being shot in Richmond different than any other day in Richmond. 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/post-25125243

How many posts did Excelchief did in that thread ?

[Transhuman]

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Did an incel draw this comic?

Every comic

[Transhuman]

Speaking of Amir0x, what are we to take away from the fact that his twitter account is still up?  That he still has no access to the internet?  That it's restricted and monitored?    That his spirit is so broken, he can't muster up the strength to delete it?

or that he's possibly still living on the street and hasn't reported as he is legally required to do.

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I hope Amirox is able to change and lead a good life, but I won't be hugging him and handing him a bible or none of that shit

[Pwnz]

Amir0x is gay

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...for kids

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[shosta]

Multiple shootings in Richmond? Isn't that just Richmond?

edit: stufte beat me to it 

[HaughtyFrank]

How was it a litmus test, a litmus test for what even?

User Banned (1 Day): Condescending Rhetoric

Whether you can forgive and move forward or if prefer carrying hate and vitriol around.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/post-25108812

Someone explain this ban to me

[shosta]

It's mansplaining to a woman

[joeboy101]

How was it a litmus test, a litmus test for what even?

User Banned (1 Day): Condescending Rhetoric

Whether you can forgive and move forward or if prefer carrying hate and vitriol around.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/post-25108812

Someone explain this ban to me

Condescending Rhetoric is bannable?? FFS, its the goddamn basis of the entire board there.

 

[clothedmacuser]

How was it a litmus test, a litmus test for what even?

User Banned (1 Day): Condescending Rhetoric

Whether you can forgive and move forward or if prefer carrying hate and vitriol around.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/post-25108812

Someone explain this ban to me

He tried to out moralize excel and you can't have that.

[HaughtyFrank]

Was watching PDP on YT and saw that the judge hugged the racist murderer. Fuck this shit. I am angry beyond words.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/botham-jeans-brother-embraces-amber-guyger-after-she-was-sentenced-10-years-for-the-murder-of-his-brother.144699/post-25125823

 

[Uncle]

I like that they get so goddamn angry and you know it makes their blood boil as much as anything else that they can't scream at each other as shrilly as they would like or else get banned for hostility 

Shut the front door.

The judge can fuck off and you can go with her.

oh "fuck off," is that all

say what you really mean to say 

[Crumb]

Old man Scorsese says something bad bout comicbook movies, reee ain't having that.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/martin-scorsese-says-marvel-movies-are-%E2%80%9Cnot-cinema%E2%80%9D.144958/

[nudemacusers]

Old man Scorsese says something bad bout comicbook movies, reee ain't haven't that.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/martin-scorsese-says-marvel-movies-are-%E2%80%9Cnot-cinema%E2%80%9D.144958/

Marvel movies are to film what Taco Bell is to cuisine.

[nudemacusers]

Imagine thinking these disposable MCU films will be remembered like casino or taxi driver

[Switters]

The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the Godfather 2 of Cheesy Gordita Crunches.

[Great Rumbler]

Did Martin Scorcese even watch Avengers: Infinity War? Obviously not, because if he saw the part where spider kid turned into dust after the purple alien guy used magic space stones to destroy half of all life in the universe, then he'd understand what true art is.

[Tripon]

Martin Scorsese isn't above stealing from much better cinema such when he made the Departed. 

[Great Rumbler]

Martin Scorsese isn't above stealing from much better cinema such when he made the Departed. 

real recognize real

[remy]

Old man Scorsese says something bad bout comicbook movies, reee ain't having that.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/martin-scorsese-says-marvel-movies-are-%E2%80%9Cnot-cinema%E2%80%9D.144958/

The thing he said about them being like theme parks is so on the money but the average reset poster doesn't read anything other than headlines so they'll never know 

[Boredfrom]

It isn't true cinema unless it's about a sympathetic old white guy committing violent crimes because we live in a society or something

 

[ShutUp]

Yeah true cinema is about a bunch of straight white guys (and the two women in the background of the group) leading the charge to take down the big purple guy.

Edit: whoops forgot about Captain Marvel. But she was in the movie like 10 minutes and forgettable so forgive me.

[daemon]

Did Martin Scorcese even watch Avengers: Infinity War? Obviously not, because if he saw the part where spider kid turned into dust after the purple alien guy used magic space stones to destroy half of all life in the universe, then he'd understand what true art is.

And certainly didn't check how black panther elevated the medium beyond recognition. I don't think there has ever been a movie so relevant for the black race

Yeah true cinema is about a bunch of straight white guys (and the two women in the background of the group) leading the charge to take down the big purple guy.

Edit: whoops forgot about Captain Marvel. But she was in the movie like 10 minutes and forgettable so forgive me.

C.Marvel: I need to go.
everyone: why tho?
CM: because there are other planets and galaxies.
everyone: but thanos is aiming for the whole universe.
CM: Ok. official answer is I am one punch woman and my presence here would create kind of a big-ass plothole.
everyone: ah, I understand


CM later-> can't even take the gauntlet off Thanos.

 

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thr-de-niro-lawsuit-claims-de-niro-is-a-sexist-who-initiated-unwanted-physical-contact-and-took-a-page-out-of-the-bill-oreilly-playbook.144952/

Honestly none of these accusations should be posted here until someone is found guilty. All it does is soils someone’s name indefinitely even if found innocent. Now if they’re guilty, that’s a completely different story.

That's a bad first post

This is possibly the stupidest first post in the history of this site AND the old one.

But please, tell us more, account with only 118 posts...

[Crumb]

Annnnnnnnnnd banned, outta here with them rookie post counts junior.

[nudemacusers]

Only 118 posts since August!? The nerve.

Hilarious ban justification tho.

[ShutUp]

ERA always seems to forget they too were once an account with 118 posts. Just admit you have no counter to "hey guys, let's wait for all the facts before jumping to conclusions like always" and back out of the discussion.

[ShutUp]

Did Martin Scorcese even watch Avengers: Infinity War? Obviously not, because if he saw the part where spider kid turned into dust after the purple alien guy used magic space stones to destroy half of all life in the universe, then he'd understand what true art is.

And certainly didn't check how black panther elevated the medium beyond recognition. I don't think there has ever been a movie so relevant for the black race

Yeah true cinema is about a bunch of straight white guys (and the two women in the background of the group) leading the charge to take down the big purple guy.

Edit: whoops forgot about Captain Marvel. But she was in the movie like 10 minutes and forgettable so forgive me.

C.Marvel: I need to go.
everyone: why tho?
CM: because there are other planets and galaxies.
everyone: but thanos is aiming for the whole universe.
CM: Ok. official answer is I am one punch woman and my presence here would create kind of a big-ass plothole.
everyone: ah, I understand


CM later-> can't even take the gauntlet off Thanos.

 

Yeah they have lots of work to do with her character going forward. Brie Larson IS a good actor but she's barely had anything to work with so far.

[Boredfrom]

i mean, the person's account is only from august of this year so their post count seems fine idk

...You were saying?

 

[nachobro]

Did Martin Scorcese even watch Avengers: Infinity War? Obviously not, because if he saw the part where spider kid turned into dust after the purple alien guy used magic space stones to destroy half of all life in the universe, then he'd understand what true art is.

pretty close

It's cinema. It's not the kind of film he makes, but it's still a film, and plenty of people have an emotional reaction to it.

When an entire theater cheers when Cap picks up that hammer. That's an emotional experience.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/martin-scorsese-says-marvel-movies-are-%E2%80%9Cnot-cinema%E2%80%9D.144958/post-25128460
 

"It isn’t the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being.”
Did he see Endgame?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/martin-scorsese-says-marvel-movies-are-%E2%80%9Cnot-cinema%E2%80%9D.144958/post-25128452

[Lonewulfeus]

Annnnnnnnnnd banned, outta here with them rookie post counts junior.

Crumb
Junior Member

[Tripon]

ERA always seems to forget they too were once an account with 118 posts. Just admit you have no counter to "hey guys, let's wait for all the facts before jumping to conclusions like always" and back out of the discussion.

Nobody would pull that card if
1) Mods would ban that shit.
2) Mods don't ban posters with low post counts.

The ERA mods are bad at their jobs.

[benjipwns]

Lol I just liked a post in this thread more than a hundred pages back. That’s what I get for clicking new. I hope the poster can feel the like still

Okay see y’all in a few hundo pages

Accountability.

[benjipwns]

The next Norm MacDonald.

[ShutUp]

ERA always seems to forget they too were once an account with 118 posts. Just admit you have no counter to "hey guys, let's wait for all the facts before jumping to conclusions like always" and back out of the discussion.

Nobody would pull that card if
1) Mods would ban that shit.
2) Mods don't ban posters with low post counts.

The ERA mods are bad at their jobs.

Oh they are horrendous at actually moderating the site. Literally every person to ever post on message boards has had low post counts to start, so ERA seeing Russians invading the board with seemingly every new member is a great way for people thinking of joining the site to be like "nah I'm good".

Which in that case, just don't allow any new members to join. But then the daily ban sprees would lead to nothing but the Protected Gang posting there eventually, which would actually be hilarious.

[benjipwns]

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Try not to create threads based on random tweets, conspiracy theories, tabloids, or other questionable sources.

Joker´s Director Blames Woke Culture for the Death of Comedy

Please refer to our FAQ
https://www.resetera.com/threads/general-guide-to-resetera.9777/

oh, ok

[benjipwns]

I wonder if Correct the Record has / will infiltrate this place much the same as it did NeoGAF in 2015-2016.

It was so blatant back then. Hillary was Christ.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-view-hillary-clinton-compares-decision-to-not-divorce-bill-to-parenting-a-transgender-child.144704/post-25102166

User Banned (5 Days): Conspiratorial rhetoric and accusations of astroturfing; account in junior phase

I wonder if Correct the Record has / will infiltrate this place much the same as it did NeoGAF in 2015-2016.

User Banned (1 day): Accusations of astroturfing

It was so blatant back then. Hillary was Christ.

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[shosta]

So accusing someone of disingenuous behavior isn't allowed anymore or

[nachobro]

accusations of astroturfing...on a different site?

[ShutUp]

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Try not to create threads based on random tweets, conspiracy theories, tabloids, or other questionable sources.

Joker´s Director Blames Woke Culture for the Death of Comedy

Please refer to our FAQ
https://www.resetera.com/threads/general-guide-to-resetera.9777/

oh, ok

So no more Trump tweets? RIP to the off topic section. Also, no conspiracy theories as they are accusing that guy who hugged his brothers shooter and forgiving her of being paid off.

[benjipwns]

It's not even accusing a specific person OR anyone on ResetERA.com, they both mention NeoGAF.com in the past!

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Hit too close to home for certain admins I suppose.

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[Crumb]

Annnnnnnnnnd banned, outta here with them rookie post counts junior.

Crumb
Junior Member

[ShutUp]

Astroturfing  they really just throw darts at a board when it comes to these ban reasons

[kingv]

Did Martin Scorcese even watch Avengers: Infinity War? Obviously not, because if he saw the part where spider kid turned into dust after the purple alien guy used magic space stones to destroy half of all life in the universe, then he'd understand what true art is.

And certainly didn't check how black panther elevated the medium beyond recognition. I don't think there has ever been a movie so relevant for the black race

Yeah true cinema is about a bunch of straight white guys (and the two women in the background of the group) leading the charge to take down the big purple guy.

Edit: whoops forgot about Captain Marvel. But she was in the movie like 10 minutes and forgettable so forgive me.

C.Marvel: I need to go.
everyone: why tho?
CM: because there are other planets and galaxies.
everyone: but thanos is aiming for the whole universe.
CM: Ok. official answer is I am one punch woman and my presence here would create kind of a big-ass plothole.
everyone: ah, I understand


CM later-> can't even take the gauntlet off Thanos.

 

Yeah they have lots of work to do with her character going forward. Brie Larson IS a good actor but she's barely had anything to work with so far.

She certainly ain’t working with much ass.

....

Imagine stanning for stupid comic book movies so hard. Might as well defend the honor of Remo Williams or some shot.