River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[HardcoreRetro]

It worked with my dad

Archival footage of your dad.


I've finally solved the Transhuman name.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

you've earned 1 (one) Disney Dollar™ redeemable for a Baboo ™®® Band-Aid™
https://www.polygon.com/star-wars/2019/10/2/20895342/babu-frik-star-wars-rise-of-skywalker

Babu was first revealed in toy version

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-experience-being-part-of-the-millennial-workforce.145179/

Like I honestly feel like I'm going to be sipping on iced coffee (or tea/whatever the kitchen is stocked with that morning) and listening to gaming podcasts or political comedy shows at work 9-5 until I die lol

I do have my own aspirations (gaming journalism and hosting), that I'm currently pursuing part-time, but goddamn this tweet really hit me hard. I'm sure lots of people feel this way too, what about you?

Either he doesn't know what the first word means or the four following it.

Also another suicide thread.  The guy works at a michelin starred restaurant.  He's more successful than me and thinks he's a failure   
Wait, he calls it a dead end job.  I suppose he's not wrong.   

This cunt, like most REEESETERANS, is delusional.

Where the fuck is that money for that Universal basic income supposed to come from if everyone is just streaming Vidya to 3 followers instead of actually creating something of value?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-experience-being-part-of-the-millennial-workforce.145179/post-25162554

Now just imagine if we had Universal Basic Income and you didn't have to throw your time on Earth into the dump just to make a buck. You could actually spend your time doing shit you actually want to do.

UBI as a concept has a lot of strengths, and has support from the entire political spectrum, because unlike most other social benefit systems, there is never a disincentive to actually go out and work, because any paid work you do will always mean you end up with more money than not working, and because its universal, everyone benefits from it - its like an 'in advance' tax rebate.

Where Reeeee don't fucking get it, is that they're already living their worst life in their parents basement playing vidya all day, living off handouts and e-begging, and being miserable as fuck, and UBI isn't gonna fix any of that. If anything it'll make their own circumstances worse, because you can't beg for money because you're. so. tired. when the entire fucking country knows full well you have enough money to actually live on, and if you're pissing it away buying $60 videogames day one and living off uber eats deliveries, tough fucking shit.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gandhi-is-deeply-revered-but-his-attitudes-on-race-and-sex-are-under-scrutiny.145005/

hey, there's no such thing as cancel culture, but gandhi, right? What a piece of shit, huh?

[Transhuman]

It's almost as if all spiritual leaders are full of shit or something.

[Nintex]

Adam didn't get explicit consent from Eve.

#CANCELHUMANITY

[BIONIC]

Adam didn't get explicit consent from Eve.

#CANCELHUMANITY

[nudemacusers]

Adam didn't get explicit consent from Eve.

#CANCELHUMANITY

Eve was made from Adam’s rib so technically he just masturbated.

[Don Rumata]

Adam didn't get explicit consent from Eve.

#CANCELHUMANITY

Eve was made from Adam’s rib so technically he just masturbated.

God took Adam's dna material to create a new human? That sound more like incest to me.

[thisismyusername]

STUFFY, bb: Please use your janitor job at Ubisoft to light the entire building on fire:

[nachobro]

so what i'm getting from all these breakpoit reviews is that i should go back and pick up wildlands when its on sale

[kingv]

i got banned on resetera.com 

i haven’t even gotten a warning

i got perma'd instantly for saying thq is filled with pedos, i thought we were on the same page reset

still miss bst thread 

I got perm'd for posting The Kree's postcount...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/in-case-you-needed-a-reminder-that-louis-ck-is-terrible-check-threadmarks-for-staff-post.90339/page-21#post-16432504

Although it was worth it to see RedMerc to break the facade a bit

https://www.resetera.com/threads/in-case-you-needed-a-reminder-that-louis-ck-is-terrible-check-threadmarks-for-staff-post.90339/page-22#post-16432830

How many of krees posts are just him posting other people’s post counts?

[thisismyusername]

so what i'm getting from all these breakpoit reviews is that i should go back and pick up wildlands when its on sale

Yes. Exactly. Because Wildlands is solid.

It's a shame: I really want a Wildlands sequel, but it seems Ubisoft is gonna have to spend another year fixing this before it's even ready to "launch."

[nachobro]

i remember there being some promotion where you got wildlands if you purchased division 2 or something similar, need to check if i got in on that or not

[Don Rumata]

so what i'm getting from all these breakpoit reviews is that i should go back and pick up wildlands when its on sale

Yes. Exactly. Because Wildlands is solid.

It's a shame: I really want a Wildlands sequel, but it seems Ubisoft is gonna have to spend another year fixing this before it's even ready to "launch."

Basically.
From the 4-5 hours of beta i played of Breakpoint, it's Wildlands with random loot mechanics tacked on, and a whole lot of jank on top of that.
Even the map looks cobbled together, compared to Wildlands' Bolivia, which was rather gorgeous.

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-i-saw-my-boss-naked.145048/post-25160865

This thread is just amazing all around. Threads like this are why I visit this forum.

ha ha ha ha we have so much wacky fun here

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/redneptonic/status/1179954477245186050

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/Neil_Druckmann/status/1180547028788449281

Restera blown out. 

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/Neil_Druckmann/status/1180547028788449281

Restera blown out. 

Bury your gays game devs.

[Nintex]

Druckmann is wrong about one thing. This should be the one single Joker movie.
The performance was spot on, the story ended on a high note.

It doesn't need a sequel.

[BisMarckie]

Just like The Last of Us,

[ShutUp]

Not a chance they get Phoenix back for a sequel. No matter how many dump trucks full of money they back up to his house. But he definitely was incredible.

And the music was 

[shosta]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/president-trump-attacks-mitt-romney-via-twitter.145241/#post-25172587

User Banned (3 days): Abelist language
Good good good. Let these fucktards fight.

If I ever found out who did this ban, I would literally beat them until they were retarded.

[VomKriege]

Abe's list banbed ! 

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/president-trump-attacks-mitt-romney-via-twitter.145241/post-25172649

SPOILER: STROBE WARNING

[close]

keeping Mr. Eichenwald safe in case he is browsing around reset era looking for tentacle porn to show his family 

[Chim Richalds]

Very level-headed responses so far.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joshua-brown-botham-jeans-neighbour-who-cooperated-with-the-prosecution-of-amber-guyger-gunned-down.145314/

[team filler]

 police departments in big cities are worse than the gangs. the idea that it's unreasonable to accuse the police when the witness that got one of their own locked up gets murdered 

[Superstar]

Very level-headed responses so far.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joshua-brown-botham-jeans-neighbour-who-cooperated-with-the-prosecution-of-amber-guyger-gunned-down.145314/

Lol I guarantee this was not a police officer

[Chim Richalds]

police departments in big cities are worse than the gangs. the idea that it's unreasonable to accuse the police when the witness that got one of their own locked up gets murdered 

It's not exactly uncommon in that area of Dallas for people to get shot, and I think jumping to the conclusion that the cops murdered him without any evidence whatsoever is a little silly.

[Chim Richalds]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joshua-brown-botham-jeans-neighbour-who-cooperated-with-the-prosecution-of-amber-guyger-gunned-down.145314/page-2#post-25184301

 

[team filler]

police departments in big cities are worse than the gangs. the idea that it's unreasonable to accuse the police when the witness that got one of their own locked up gets murdered 

It's not exactly uncommon in that area of Dallas for people to get shot, and I think jumping to the conclusion that the cops murdered him without any evidence whatsoever is a little silly.

if dude testified against a local gang/mafia and ended up dead, I'd accuse the local gang/mafia 

[Mr Gilhaney]

era's antifa tank division reporting for duty

[Chim Richalds]

police departments in big cities are worse than the gangs. the idea that it's unreasonable to accuse the police when the witness that got one of their own locked up gets murdered 

It's not exactly uncommon in that area of Dallas for people to get shot, and I think jumping to the conclusion that the cops murdered him without any evidence whatsoever is a little silly.

if dude testified against a local gang/mafia and ended up dead, I'd accuse the local gang/mafia 

Sure, and it'd probably be open and shut if, y'know, there weren't 8 or 9 other gangs/organizations that regularly shot people up in the same area.  It's not a good part of the city and violence is a daily part of life there.

[OnlyRegret]

era's antifa tank division reporting for duty

(Image removed from quote.)

so between this and those Guardian "pieces", is fitness a right-wing thing now
should I be doing 14 reps a set?

[team filler]

police departments in big cities are worse than the gangs. the idea that it's unreasonable to accuse the police when the witness that got one of their own locked up gets murdered 

It's not exactly uncommon in that area of Dallas for people to get shot, and I think jumping to the conclusion that the cops murdered him without any evidence whatsoever is a little silly.

if dude testified against a local gang/mafia and ended up dead, I'd accuse the local gang/mafia 

Sure, and it'd probably be open and shut if, y'know, there weren't 8 or 9 other gangs/organizations that regularly shot people up in the same area.  It's not a good part of the city and violence is a daily part of life there.

https://twitter.com/MeritLaw/status/1180629761443483648

breh, this was an execution

[Chim Richalds]

police departments in big cities are worse than the gangs. the idea that it's unreasonable to accuse the police when the witness that got one of their own locked up gets murdered 

It's not exactly uncommon in that area of Dallas for people to get shot, and I think jumping to the conclusion that the cops murdered him without any evidence whatsoever is a little silly.

if dude testified against a local gang/mafia and ended up dead, I'd accuse the local gang/mafia 

Sure, and it'd probably be open and shut if, y'know, there weren't 8 or 9 other gangs/organizations that regularly shot people up in the same area.  It's not a good part of the city and violence is a daily part of life there.

https://twitter.com/MeritLaw/status/1180629761443483648

breh, this was an execution

I'm not saying it wasn't.  I'm saying jumping to conclusions before we really know anything is generally not a good idea in any situation.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

He worked for a living

What kind of sentence is this?

[team filler]

*he wasn't drug dealer/hustler/involved with street shit

[thetylerrob]

He worked for a living

What kind of sentence is this?

preemptive defense against the "he was no angel" people.

[OnlyRegret]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mainland-chinese-thugs-harassing-hkers-in-canada.145229/#post-25171863

[Straight Edge]

Joshua Brown was shot in his mouth & chest. She suspects foul play.

[Nuitangg]

I was ready to mock Era for their ridiculous theories but I don't even know anymore.  The whole thing is fucked.

[OnlyRegret]

it sure seems a hit
but I don't think it's a proper cop run thing, didn't read too much into the case but that guyger character may have some... associates
if anyone sure was (is) no angel it seemed to be her

[Chim Richalds]

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it was just some random yahoo taking it upon themselves to get back at him for testifying against a cop.  We have a lot of those here in Texas. 

[samir]

I haven't followed this case. Maybe he got got by a dirty cop, but it takes a special privileged little shit to call cops the largest criminal gang on the planet. 

[joeboy101]

police departments in big cities are worse than the gangs. the idea that it's unreasonable to accuse the police when the witness that got one of their own locked up gets murdered 

It's not exactly uncommon in that area of Dallas for people to get shot, and I think jumping to the conclusion that the cops murdered him without any evidence whatsoever is a little silly.

But why would the PD even have him killed if true? The trial is over and she was found guilty. Its not like his testimony was the deciding factor.

[team filler]

did they forget about the military 

[OnlyRegret]

police departments in big cities are worse than the gangs. the idea that it's unreasonable to accuse the police when the witness that got one of their own locked up gets murdered 

It's not exactly uncommon in that area of Dallas for people to get shot, and I think jumping to the conclusion that the cops murdered him without any evidence whatsoever is a little silly.

But why would the PD even have him killed if true? The trial is over and she was found guilty. Its not like his testimony was the deciding factor.

maybe a different married man she was having an affair with didn't like it

[Joe Molotov]

All Criminals Are Bad

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1172197774546411520
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1172277061064581120
Not Trump's black anymore.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joshua-brown-botham-jeans-neighbour-who-cooperated-with-the-prosecution-of-amber-guyger-gunned-down.145314/post-25184360

User banbed (duration pending): Exhibiting common sense in an admin-sanctioned outrage thread.

The loss of life is incredibly saddening. While it's easy to jump to conclusions and say it was a hit, I'm going to wait this one out.

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/josh-brolin-defends-“joker”-against-critics-as-a-true-work-of-art-on-showcasing-society.145337/

Can’t seem to copy all the texthere

His post has been thumbed up by rob collins, rob liefield, Cindy crawford, Tom Brady, Steve McCurry , Brett dier , Ricky Garcia, Max beesley , Theo Rossi , Kim fields , johann urbb , Ricky Gonzales , Demi Moore , Phil Heath and Oscar delahoya

“Cancel culture doesn’t exist”

*proceeds to scour through likes and list celebrities that should be canceled at end of OP.*

This feels like Schrodinger's movie.

Does he mean that some people like it and others don't? 

Schrodinger has now become as meaningless and misused a word as "white fragility," and "white privilege."  Should I get coffee or tea?  Boy what a schodinger kafka-esque situation!

[team filler]

police departments in big cities are worse than the gangs. the idea that it's unreasonable to accuse the police when the witness that got one of their own locked up gets murdered 

It's not exactly uncommon in that area of Dallas for people to get shot, and I think jumping to the conclusion that the cops murdered him without any evidence whatsoever is a little silly.

But why would the PD even have him killed if true? The trial is over and she was found guilty. Its not like his testimony was the deciding factor.

guyger is filing an appeal and his testimony was important

[clothedmacuser]

It's kind of strange how Excel hasn't gone into a Joker thread to proclaim, "how do you think it makes me feel that a director made a movie that could hurt me and people out there like it?  Does nobody even care about my feelings?  Me!"

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/josh-brolin-defends-“joker”-against-critics-as-a-true-work-of-art-on-showcasing-society.145337/

Can’t seem to copy all the texthere

His post has been thumbed up by rob collins, rob liefield, Cindy crawford, Tom Brady, Steve McCurry , Brett dier , Ricky Garcia, Max beesley , Theo Rossi , Kim fields , johann urbb , Ricky Gonzales , Demi Moore , Phil Heath and Oscar delahoya

“Cancel culture doesn’t exist”

*proceeds to scour through likes and list celebrities that should be canceled at end of OP.*

This feels like Schrodinger's movie.

Does he mean that some people like it and others don't? 

Schrodinger has now become as meaningless and misused a word as "white fragility," and "white privilege."  Should I get coffee or tea?  Boy what a schodinger kafka-esque situation!

it's a real sophie's choice

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/josh-brolin-defends-%E2%80%9Cjoker%E2%80%9D-against-critics-as-a-true-work-of-art-on-showcasing-society.145337/post-25191551


Locked: Please don't make threads that prove our reputation true

[Rahxephon91]

You guys let the thread about the Endgame director giving his two cents on the Spider-man issue go on for pages, but a actor giving his opinion on a movie is a no go?

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/it’s-getting-a-little-chilly-in-new-york-what-sad-music-are-we-listening-to-boys.145292/

Boys?!

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/josh-brolin-defends-%E2%80%9Cjoker%E2%80%9D-against-critics-as-a-true-work-of-art-on-showcasing-society.145337/post-25191551


Locked: Please don't make threads that prove our reputation true

omfg actual admin close message:
“People have genuine, good faith, concerns with the potential content and impact that this film may have, but an actor giving their nuanced take in this manner isn't a reason to dedicate a thread to.”

Why the fuck are we wasting a precious thread slot on nuanced “takes” when we got concern threads?

What's the fuck at that lock message? From a fucking admin?

Also, who the fuck is that admin. Never heard of them before.

[Potato]

For Cindi