River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Boredfrom]

https://twitter.com/lsarsour/status/1114781483871473665

I love how she made Shaun King the white dude. lol.

IronMan is a black woman now 

I think he come back and the black girl is called IronHeart or something.

He's still just an AI force ghost for IronHeart, she's the current IronMan 

No, he is back since last year:


https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Anthony_Stark_(Earth-616)

[Momo]

Also, what's with Gillette's *marketing* team attempting to piss off what should be their main demographic - males who go outside and live in normal reality. The people they are trying to appeal to mostly dont look like they shave, possibly since they dont have to since they never leave the safety of their long worn in couch dent.

"Woke" marketing is all the rage with corporations nowadays. Seems Gillette decided to jump all in on that strategy.

Has it even worked though? Yeah activist media sources might suck your dick for a day, but the impression I always get is sales will take a hit.

[Momo]

https://twitter.com/lsarsour/status/1114781483871473665

I love how she made Shaun King the white dude. lol.

IronMan is a black woman now 

I think he come back and the black girl is called IronHeart or something.

He's still just an AI force ghost for IronHeart, she's the current IronMan 

No, he is back since last year:


https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Anthony_Stark_(Earth-616)

Wait, they rebooted his dead body? 

[Boredfrom]

Lol, I didn’t know that Doctor Doom pulled a ‘Superior’ version of Iron Man.

[Momo]

Put Doctor Doom in any hero or villain's shoes and he'd be a better version of 99.999999999999% of them. 

[Boredfrom]

Put Doctor Doom in any hero or villain's shoes and he'd be a better version of 99.999999999999% of them.

Nah.

[Jenkem]

Doctor Doom fucks.

[Potato]

Also, what's with Gillette's *marketing* team attempting to piss off what should be their main demographic - males who go outside and live in normal reality. The people they are trying to appeal to mostly dont look like they shave, possibly since they dont have to since they never leave the safety of their long worn in couch dent.

"Woke" marketing is all the rage with corporations nowadays. Seems Gillette decided to jump all in on that strategy.

Has it even worked though? Yeah activist media sources might suck your dick for a day, but the impression I always get is sales will take a hit.

This type of strategy is about brand positioning. They are trying to broaden their exposure and position themselves as a brand for all shapes and sizes. Gillette and other traditional personal grooming brands have traditionally used only attractive people in their advertisements and there are a number of smaller brands which are disrupting them by using the "real people" image for their brand. I can't see any real harm coming to the brand from this. Any boycotts will only be short-lived (REE had shown us how effective boycotts are) and they have gained a load of brand awareness and exposure from these ads.


Edit: see Nike and their Kaepernick campaign

[benita]

 lol @ those fake woke motherfuckers ballwashing the WWE for 190+ pages.

 

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[BIONIC]

 

[Momo]

Put Doctor Doom in any hero or villain's shoes and he'd be a better version of 99.999999999999% of them.

Nah.

Okay Slayven 

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/25-years-ago-800-000-to-1-million-people-were-murdered-in-100-days-in-the-rwandan-genocide.110111/#post-19624203

“History belongs to the victors” or so they say. Isn’t Nazism completely skipped in the German education system?

history threads on reee are the best. they always drive home how dumb those marvel-educated nerds are 

[VomKriege]

Considering how easy it was for Nazis to co op gaming

RESIDENT EVIL 5 !

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-game-companies-have-the-responsibility-to-put-morally-progressive-themes-in-their-games.110200/page-4#post-19643843

[BIONIC]

There’s a Nazi co-op game coming out in a few months that’s looking pretty good

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-do-you-read-watch-hentai.110030/

 

[Potato]

And locked...

How long until the ability to create polls is limited to only mods and admins?

[BIONIC]

Locked because their user base are into pedo shit.

Utterly shocked 

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[VomKriege]

Wait! WTF? Mussolini had children???

Well... yeah ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jim-carrey-shows-the-consequences-of-fascism-with-a-comic-about-mussolini-mussolinis-grand-daughter-calls-him-a-bastard.108721/page-5#post-19644179

Hitler supposedly had a son that decided not to procreate.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Marie_Loret

That article literally says Loret had 9 children.

  "Literally" being actually pertinent !

[PogiJones]

Still not a great use. If the 'literally' is excluded, "That article says Loret had 9 children" still can't really be misinterpreted as being figurative or metaphorical. No need for the 'literally.' It's still just being used for emphasis, which is the unfortunate millennial use for it.

[Jenkem]

 

[PogiJones]

It's fitting that the point at which I had to close that video, as I was clicking the X she said, "It's disgusting, it litera--"

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[benjipwns]

I was complaining about the fact that there's a porn I just finished viewing starring a fabulous woman named, "Asa Akira".  She's just a wonderful person all around, folks.  Butthole like the dickens.  Anyway, she was starring in a series called, "Bitch Confessions".   My question was:  Why are they so mean.  She wasn't a bitch at all in the scene.  And I have serious doubts she's a bitch outside of it, too.

That was my post.

edit: Lonewulf, you fucking scamp.

the greatest interview ever

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what’s-up-with-the-resetera-wikipedia-page.110082/

Y'all should have included us winning the Hillary Clinton referral prize and how we subsequently caused her to lose because we are a bunch of, *checks notes* cucks.

I'm sorry to differ with you sir, but you're only on ResetERA.com. You've always been only on ResetERA.com. I should know sir. I've always been here.

[benjipwns]

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
For the record the admin who posted the MW2 image had been preparing a lengthy reply and intended a serious discussion about the nature of consumerism.

whew that was close

[benjipwns]

I’ve emailed them almost daily for the last month. They’ve blocked me on Skype. I don’t know where you’re getting the idea that this was let go, but it’s inaccurate.

JOURNALISM EVERYBODY

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-the-whole-thqn-fuckup-i-can-safely-say-most-of-the-gaming-press-is-spineless.103223/page-5#post-19621675

If that makes you feel better, I always counted out of the "most of the press is spineless". :")

The bravery of getting blocked from a Skype group for being an annoyance.

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gillette-ad-features-an-unapologetic-fat-woman-in-a-swimsuit-heads-explode.110223/page-3#post-19642240

It's the continued normalization of adolescent hairlessness that's of real concern here.

[Crash Dummy]

when did asa akira become such an anal fiend? not complaining but i remember when she wouldn't even let a finger in and now she's slinging two dicks up her shitpipe and rimming like there's no tomorrow

[benjipwns]

I'll just drive in the water. I'd rather drive my car in the water than take a plane. That's how scary airplanes are. At least I'm in control of the car in the water rather than some random guy in the front of a plane.

i'm baffled at how often threads completely ignore stuff like this in the OP's

[Momo]

I’ve emailed them almost daily for the last month. They’ve blocked me on Skype. I don’t know where you’re getting the idea that this was let go, but it’s inaccurate.

JOURNALISM EVERYBODY

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-the-whole-thqn-fuckup-i-can-safely-say-most-of-the-gaming-press-is-spineless.103223/page-5#post-19621675

If that makes you feel better, I always counted out of the "most of the press is spineless". :")

The bravery of getting blocked from a Skype group for being an annoyance.

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fuck off, shocking alberto.


No platinum username here 

[Transhuman]

I'll just drive in the water. I'd rather drive my car in the water than take a plane. That's how scary airplanes are. At least I'm in control of the car in the water rather than some random guy in the front of a plane.

car: *sinking*
me: [slam breaks]
car: *sinking*
me: [turn steering wheel left]
car: *sinking*
me: "I hate pilots"

[benjipwns]

apparently the average car isn't even depth tested for deep sea driving because they'd float too much anyway, fucking capitalism

[BisMarckie]

The cars in Mario Kart 8 drive underwater just fine. 

[benjipwns]

you guys gonna be dying in planes while Vex out here all

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gillette-ad-features-an-unapologetic-fat-woman-in-a-swimsuit-heads-explode-see-staff-post.110223

Thread has been reopened for further discussion. Going forward, it is important to remain on topic and not body shame

Nuclear hot takes in this thread.

[BisMarckie]

some people in here want the only media depiction of fat people to be a morbidly obese woman kneeling naked in the middle of a mcdonalds and flagellating herself while screaming "fat is bad" over and over again

[Momo]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gillette-ad-features-an-unapologetic-fat-woman-in-a-swimsuit-heads-explode-see-staff-post.110223

Thread has been reopened for further discussion. Going forward, it is important to remain on topic and not body shame

Nuclear hot takes in this thread.

surprised they can get away with having fat in the title and not some fucking ridiculous euphemism

[benjipwns]

User Banned (1 week): Sexism

Everything just feels so clumsy

This is my take on like every womens match from the last 20 years. It never feels like a pro wrestling match and always like "hot girls they taught a few moves to". Tonight is no different...

User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory Hostile Comment, History of Infractions

Everything just feels so clumsy

sssh, the white knights will call you an incel for daring to highlight the subpar quality of this match.

This is a shitty wrestling match, has nothing to do with them be it women, just one awesome wrestler, one mediocre and one rookie.

it's actually about ethics in wrestlemania

[BisMarckie]

Can‘t believe the incels have overtaken the wrestling fandom.

[Momo]

I mean;  it's a fat person having fun at the beach... as long as it's literally not one of those "fat acceptance" ads I don't see how it's a problem.

you cant both be one of those 'dont normalize bad things' weirdos and then cape for staying fat, you're a joke if you do. (not saying you, saying ree)

[benjipwns]

User Banned (Permanent): Repeated instances of hostility towards other members

Do you guys want my predictions? Or would that be asking for trouble?

I'm eager for the faux-insider act to blow up in your face, so yes, give us your predictions.

[BisMarckie]

Restera would totally protect frauds like thuway and verrendus in an attempt to get some relevancy.

[Momo]

I mean;  it's a fat person having fun at the beach... as long as it's literally not one of those "fat acceptance" ads I don't see how it's a problem.

you cant both be one of those 'dont normalize bad things' weirdos and then cape for staying fat, you're a joke if you do. (not saying you, saying ree)

[BisMarckie]

[benjipwns]

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RATCHET AND CLANK SERIES MIGHT GET A NEW ENTRY ON PS4
Posted by Mehrdad Khayyat | Apr 7, 2019 | News, PS4 | 0  |



Although Insomniac Games developed Sunset Overdrive exclusively for Xbox One, they have had a longer partnership with Sony as of 5th generation of consoles, developing great franchises over these years for PlayStation platform that made the team one of the reliable second party studios for Sony to trust and keep working with through more than 22 years, and still the two hasn’t done with each other, as new rumors suggests that another title from Ratchet and Clank series is under development for PS4.

The speculation comes from Colin Moriarty, former editor at IGN, who pointed out to some interesting things in his latest podcast that caught media’s attention and directed it to think about a new version of Ratchet and Clank which seems to be announced this year and released for Sony’s current-gen console. Moriarty said:

You haven’t seen the last of Ratchet & Clank on the PS4.

With sentence above, it’s really possible to see another game from the series coming to PS4 with a brand new story-line, regarding the previous title that released back in 2016, was a remake of the first entry of the franchise. Aside from what Moriarty told in podcast, he has previously talked about an unannounced PS4 exclusive game that is being developed by a second party studio, which has no contrast with being a new entry for Ratchet and Clank.

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they've reviewed a total of five games in the last six months, Blops 4, Pokemon Let's Go Eveee, Anthem, The Division 2 and Sekiro and they scored The Division 2 a zero because they forgot to put the score in the table

[BIONIC]

I wonder how long it took to shave the hair between all her folds using a Gillette™ body razor

[BisMarckie]

Gaming instincts is a killer website.

[benjipwns]

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[BisMarckie]

Momo doxx

[Momo]

I mean;  it's a fat person having fun at the beach... as long as it's literally not one of those "fat acceptance" ads I don't see how it's a problem.

you cant both be one of those 'dont normalize bad things' weirdos and then cape for staying fat, you're a joke if you do. (not saying you, saying ree)

It's not caping for staying fat though...

It's caping for the idea that it's ok for a fat person to go to the beach in a swimsuit.

I mean in the end it's "hey fat people buy our product" and "hey everyone else talk about our product, now buy it"...

Do you see how this still falls within ree's definition of normalization?

[benjipwns]

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[Momo]

I mean;  it's a fat person having fun at the beach... as long as it's literally not one of those "fat acceptance" ads I don't see how it's a problem.

you cant both be one of those 'dont normalize bad things' weirdos and then cape for staying fat, you're a joke if you do. (not saying you, saying ree)

It's not caping for staying fat though...

It's caping for the idea that it's ok for a fat person to go to the beach in a swimsuit.

I mean in the end it's "hey fat people buy our product" and "hey everyone else talk about our product, now buy it"...

Do you see how this still falls within ree's definition of normalization?

[BisMarckie]

Welcome to Gaming Instincts TV - A brand new take on Video Game Journalism and the future of gaming. Includes Full Walkthroughs, Guides, Tips & Tricks, Game Coverage, Latest Trailers, and more to come in the future. Check out our official website at www.gaminginstincts.com along with our twitter page www.twitter.com/gi_tweets for latest features, reviews, and news.

130 views.

The first one only has 30...
Youtube superstar with the most extensive coverage of the 2000 Nba Draft laughs at these numbers.

[BIONIC]

A hobo giving blowies on the street corner for crack can probably get vERAfied on ree 

[BisMarckie]

Do you see how this still falls within ree's definition of normalization?

I mean sure; the few people on Re who think we shouldn't even have bad people in movies even if they are portrayed as villains you might stretch that into thinking even showing a fat person is bad.

But you are just conflating different things to make some point about some small minority of Re members IMO.

But laughing at minorities is fun.

[10centtacos]

User Banned (Permanent): Repeated instances of hostility towards other members

Do you guys want my predictions? Or would that be asking for trouble?

I'm eager for the faux-insider act to blow up in your face, so yes, give us your predictions.

So much to unpack here.

On one hand, the guy who got banned has always been an overly-aggressive asshole. Even back on GAF. Looks like it finally caught up with him.

On the only hand, that Leocarian guy is a fucking clown. He writes for...*checks tag*...Gaming Instincts? It's amazing the amount of dime a dozen nobodies Era "Verifies" in a desperate attempt to seem relevant like GAF in its heyday.

Here's the insiders first post ever:

black070 said:
They’ll open with Ghost of Tsushima and close with The Last of Us Part II.

This is what I've been hearing as well.

Whoops.

[BisMarckie]

Yikes.

[headwalk]

what we really need is a new dodd scientifics.