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« Reply #60 on: March 07, 2019, 06:24:16 PM »
i prefer the good stuff


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« Reply #61 on: March 07, 2019, 06:24:34 PM »
What is CK Obsession?

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« Reply #62 on: March 07, 2019, 06:24:48 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-most-frivolous-item-you-have-purchased.103398/page-3#post-18627230

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Got talked into buying a $300 dresser. My sister laughed at me for buying it. I'll never live it down...

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I'm not fucking rich but that's a normal dresser tier

You don't have to go cheap to IKEA and get a...*checks*...$100-$400 dresser?
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« Reply #63 on: March 07, 2019, 06:24:49 PM »
i like that it says "for men" in case there was even the slightest chance of a woman using a wwe fragrance :lol

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« Reply #64 on: March 07, 2019, 06:25:52 PM »
i like that it says "for men" in case there was even the slightest chance of a woman using a wwe fragrance :lol


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« Reply #65 on: March 07, 2019, 06:26:19 PM »
i like that it says "for men" in case there was even the slightest chance of a woman using a wwe fragrance :lol

That‘s how Val Venis must have smelled like, this and some cheap Vodka. :drool

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« Reply #66 on: March 07, 2019, 06:26:22 PM »
it looks like he's about to use it as a nipple clamp

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« Reply #67 on: March 07, 2019, 06:26:29 PM »
Randy Couture kind of looks like Stefan Molyneux

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« Reply #68 on: March 07, 2019, 06:26:37 PM »
Precisely, it's now moving at a pace that means you can check in every few hours and see the good RE posts without having to sift through 10 pages of Cream flipping out. It's supposed to be slower in here than the Cream thread.
It's almost always the most active thread and I have to scoff at the idea that exclusively posting about RE is important, but I'll leave it, since your ire for the place is still fresh.  :yeshrug

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« Reply #69 on: March 07, 2019, 06:26:37 PM »
how much goes into celebrity fragrances has always been one of those things i'll probably never understand

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« Reply #70 on: March 07, 2019, 06:29:54 PM »
the sequel  :omg

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i will not be taking further questions at this time

would u like to look at this very good bed sheet

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pretty sure this is just benji

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« Reply #71 on: March 07, 2019, 06:31:17 PM »
the thread is never about just ERA and was never about just GAF, it's always been about conversations that come out of the things posted and making crappy jokes

and always has it's dumb running events, remember the obsession with Devolution and then when she came over here

and everybody has their own little threads that maybe one other person would ever read about, although it works out to more people with each one you have and etc.

and there's always Nintendo threads

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« Reply #72 on: March 07, 2019, 06:31:54 PM »
It's almost always the most active thread and I have to scoff at the idea that exclusively posting about RE is important, but I'll leave it, since your ire for the place is still fresh.  :yeshrug
the other thread will go away after thin skinned bork bans cream in a week or so anyway

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« Reply #73 on: March 07, 2019, 06:32:01 PM »
Randy looks perplexed by the entire ordeal.

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« Reply #74 on: March 07, 2019, 06:32:23 PM »
Precisely, it's now moving at a pace that means you can check in every few hours and see the good RE posts without having to sift through 10 pages of Cream flipping out. It's supposed to be slower in here than the Cream thread.
It's almost always the most active thread and I have to scoff at the idea that exclusively posting about RE is important, but I'll leave it, since your ire for the place is still fresh.  :yeshrug

I scoff at it being important, too. It's not important. But there's more variety and entertainment in RE's 40,000 members' flipouts than Cream's 40,000th flipout.

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« Reply #75 on: March 07, 2019, 06:32:46 PM »
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Ive spent 300 on board games since February
i hope he at least means since February started

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« Reply #76 on: March 07, 2019, 06:34:02 PM »
I prefer the Nickelback fragrance.

It's got hints of Imagine Dragons, with an Incubus dry down.
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« Reply #77 on: March 07, 2019, 06:34:22 PM »
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Ive spent 300 on board games since February
i hope he at least means since February started

People who invite you over to play board games with them and their SOs... :yuck
There is never enough booze either.

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« Reply #78 on: March 07, 2019, 06:35:24 PM »
People who invite you over to play board games with them and their SOs... :yuck
There is never enough booze either.
don't worry about it, from the rest of the post:
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I like to believe im done buying and ready to play since I bought all the ones I wanted ...except a few

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« Reply #79 on: March 07, 2019, 06:37:07 PM »
its always some fucking awful board game about gothic this or that or some victorian crime nonsense that takes like an hour to set up and explain the rules and you're just checking the fucking rulesheet every 5 minutes anyway so why bother explaining shit and all i can do is stare at the clock and contemplate the end of the world and maybe what would happen if i just shoved all the shit onto the floor

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« Reply #80 on: March 07, 2019, 06:37:34 PM »
The good board games cost $300 each.  :snob
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« Reply #81 on: March 07, 2019, 06:40:24 PM »
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« Reply #82 on: March 07, 2019, 06:40:26 PM »
its always some fucking awful board game about gothic this or that or some victorian crime nonsense that takes like an hour to set up and explain the rules and you're just checking the fucking rulesheet every 5 minutes anyway so why bother explaining shit and all i can do is stare at the clock and contemplate the end of the world and maybe what would happen if i just shoved all the shit onto the floor

It takes an hour to explain and at some point the only dude who’s into that game and has ever played it before will say: Don’t worry, I‘ll explain it while we are playing. Then you do what he’s telling you to do while having checked out mentally already.


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« Reply #83 on: March 07, 2019, 06:41:43 PM »
the easiest way to pass the time is count the number of times you hear "wait", "hold on", or "can we go back real quick"

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« Reply #84 on: March 07, 2019, 06:44:02 PM »
Just play Talisman with all xpacs like a normal human
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« Reply #85 on: March 07, 2019, 06:45:17 PM »
whatever at least its not d&d, that shit is for fuckin nerds amirite

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« Reply #86 on: March 07, 2019, 06:45:49 PM »
Right, right...And then when it's all over, when your homie finally wins the game, you have to suck his dick dressed as a character from the game.  It's like, uh can we not?  But your boy is always there to remind you that those are the rules.  Board games, am i right folks?  Oh you guys are sooo right about the rule sheet.

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« Reply #87 on: March 07, 2019, 06:46:04 PM »
nachobro you’re wildin out today, huh?

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« Reply #88 on: March 07, 2019, 06:46:28 PM »
Just play Monopoly like normal human beings

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« Reply #89 on: March 07, 2019, 06:47:03 PM »
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the last thing they see before being kidnapped and chained up in mom's sub basement

It doesn't talk to me before I had my drink or it gets the hose again

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« Reply #90 on: March 07, 2019, 06:47:31 PM »
nachobro you’re wildin out today, huh?
its been a real slow work week and i got a 3 day weekend, i'm going stir crazy

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« Reply #91 on: March 07, 2019, 06:48:47 PM »
Monopoly, the game with an infinite number of rules, none of which are actually in the printed rules sheet.

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« Reply #92 on: March 07, 2019, 06:49:18 PM »
nachobro you’re wildin out today, huh?
its been a real slow work week and i got a 3 day weekend, i'm going stir crazy

We’re like opposites because I only post here when I’m crazy busy irl.

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« Reply #93 on: March 07, 2019, 06:49:30 PM »
Just play Monopoly like normal human beings

Monopoly is the Mario Party of board games.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #94 on: March 07, 2019, 06:50:28 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/accelerating-in-a-tesla-is-wholly-underwhelming.104053/#post-18628836

Quote from: TechnoTrousers
Quote from: Zen
I would actually kind of welcome a fake engine roar or something if they offered it.
This sounds like the car-equivalent of an artificial hymen

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« Reply #95 on: March 07, 2019, 06:50:53 PM »
remember when they released this


Monopoly, now with your own stupid rules you fucking monsters.

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« Reply #96 on: March 07, 2019, 06:51:03 PM »
Just play Monopoly like normal human beings

Monopoly is the Mario Party of board games.
Are we talking pre or post Wii Mario Party?

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« Reply #97 on: March 07, 2019, 06:52:02 PM »
because of course they have


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« Reply #98 on: March 07, 2019, 06:53:05 PM »
We’re like opposites because I only post here when I’m crazy busy irl.
on real busy days i just catch up on the thread before bed so i'll reply to a post from like 3 pages before

bork is gonna have to move so many posts when he gets back, damn

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« Reply #99 on: March 07, 2019, 06:53:45 PM »
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« Reply #100 on: March 07, 2019, 06:54:45 PM »
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The only type of Monopoly allowed at my place.

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« Reply #101 on: March 07, 2019, 06:54:48 PM »
mario party monopoly, the worst of both worlds


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« Reply #102 on: March 07, 2019, 06:55:28 PM »
YIKES GAMER

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« Reply #103 on: March 07, 2019, 06:55:29 PM »


Are we talking pre or post Wii Mario Party?


Parts of the science team from Giant Bomb have determined that they all are equally bad. :ufup

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« Reply #104 on: March 07, 2019, 06:56:01 PM »

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« Reply #106 on: March 07, 2019, 06:57:11 PM »
i like how they couldn't even be assed to change jail and free parking to something within the theme

same in the fortnite one

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« Reply #107 on: March 07, 2019, 06:57:12 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/accelerating-in-a-tesla-is-wholly-underwhelming.104053/#post-18628836

Quote from: TechnoTrousers
Quote from: Zen
I would actually kind of welcome a fake engine roar or something if they offered it.
This sounds like the car-equivalent of an artificial hymen

 :kobeyuck

Just imagine in the future when most cars are electric and silent. Finally all the noise pollution is gone... and then some small-dicked soft-brain comes down the street blasting car noises for no fucking reason at all

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« Reply #108 on: March 07, 2019, 06:57:19 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/accelerating-in-a-tesla-is-wholly-underwhelming.104053/#post-18628836

Quote from: TechnoTrousers
Quote from: Zen
I would actually kind of welcome a fake engine roar or something if they offered it.
This sounds like the car-equivalent of an artificial hymen

 :kobeyuck

Actually shocked the thread hasn't devolved into a hate boner for Tesla



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« Reply #109 on: March 07, 2019, 06:58:25 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/house-passes-resolution-on-anti-semitism-islamophobia-and-other-forms-of-bigotry-407-23-all-democrats-voted-yes-w-23-gop-nos-and-1-gop-p.104068/
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Figured this was a big enough update to warrant "new news new thread".
it wasn't
voting Present is the most passive aggressive shit ever. i'd do that way too much if i was in that position :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #110 on: March 07, 2019, 06:58:51 PM »

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« Reply #111 on: March 07, 2019, 06:59:42 PM »
Can we talk about fashion in here or will transphobic mod tyrants ban that as well?
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« Reply #112 on: March 07, 2019, 06:59:42 PM »
i like how they couldn't even be assed to change jail and free parking to something within the theme

same in the fortnite one

I always thought it was fucked it's called Monopoly Gamer like it's a general all-games game but no it's fucking Nintendies
:gamer

I've never played it but I do know you can buy expansions of new characters that have powers and that's an element that could spice up the ol nopoly so
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« Reply #113 on: March 07, 2019, 07:01:27 PM »
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At first I was going to go for the lazy “hurr hurr there’s a lot of brown people in Israel” observation but then I also realized probably the more significant factor - the alt-right has been weaponizing “globalists,” (((Soros))) etc. to the point that they’re part of the mainline GOP vernacular, do they really expect their sheep to turn on a dime and support a country full of Jews?

Also there’s a lot of brown people in Israel.
they try hard, at least there's that i suppose

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« Reply #114 on: March 07, 2019, 07:01:30 PM »
Can we talk about fashion in here or will transphobic mod tyrants ban that as well?
he's gonna need sweaters to cover up that thin skin so i'd post some of those

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« Reply #115 on: March 07, 2019, 07:01:44 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/accelerating-in-a-tesla-is-wholly-underwhelming.104053/#post-18628836

Quote from: TechnoTrousers
Quote from: Zen
I would actually kind of welcome a fake engine roar or something if they offered it.
This sounds like the car-equivalent of an artificial hymen

 :kobeyuck

Just imagine in the future when most cars are electric and silent. Finally all the noise pollution is gone... and then some small-dicked soft-brain comes down the street blasting car noises for no fucking reason at all
Isn't there some law or safety code where a car has to produce a minimum amount of audible noise to alert any passerby or pedestrians? Noise pollution won't be going anywhere.

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« Reply #116 on: March 07, 2019, 07:03:05 PM »


Just imagine in the future when most cars are electric and silent. Finally all the noise pollution is gone... and then some small-dicked soft-brain comes down the street blasting car noises for no fucking reason at all




:noah

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« Reply #117 on: March 07, 2019, 07:03:06 PM »
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They better put this behind them and stay the fuck out of Omar's way in the future
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #118 on: March 07, 2019, 07:03:29 PM »
bork erasing history :drudge:

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« Reply #119 on: March 07, 2019, 07:03:58 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/accelerating-in-a-tesla-is-wholly-underwhelming.104053/#post-18628836

Quote from: TechnoTrousers
Quote from: Zen
I would actually kind of welcome a fake engine roar or something if they offered it.
This sounds like the car-equivalent of an artificial hymen

 :kobeyuck

Just imagine in the future when most cars are electric and silent. Finally all the noise pollution is gone... and then some small-dicked soft-brain comes down the street blasting car noises for no fucking reason at all
Isn't there some law or safety code where a car has to produce a minimum amount of audible noise to alert any passerby or pedestrians? Noise pollution won't be going anywhere.

The Brits came up with a solution to this long ago

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