River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/german-diy-chains-racist-advert-provokes-anger-in-south-korea.109055/

I not know if racist


But gross est ja klar -aber nicht gross like "big" but like stank (oder stankgeschmeldt)

Your instincts are bad and you are an out of touch idiot.

[BIONIC]

benjiobliterates

[benjipwns]

Like most writers Frank's posted about his old writing being bad and embarrassing but whenever I come across it in these old magazines it's not as bad as what he produces on ResetERA.com daily.

I am excluding anything from British magazines that aren't EDGE, because those magazines in the mid-1990s are all written as if in some kind of contest to produce the most embarrassing published English content ever. *Cue a bunch of wankers exposing themselves with fond memories of GamesMaster, Total! and Super Play*

[Transhuman]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/military-lessons-learned-from-the-battle-of-wakanda.109081/

Sun Tzu

 

Disney Movies

 

[benjipwns]

User Banned (3 Days): Inflammatory Language; Using a Dehumanizing Meme

tweet dumb shit -> multiple people tell you why you're wrong -> "i'm being harrassed, why are fans x/y/z so toxic"

Day in, day out you see these writers (who should be experts in their own field) acting like NPCs, repeating the exact same bullet points that might as well be straight from Epic's press releases about competition being good. It's getting very tiresome. Doesn't feel like the coverage is very balanced at all.

you forgot vilifying journalism!

[benjipwns]

lmao

https://twitter.com/imranzomg/status/1112746296077484032

https://twitter.com/imranzomg/status/1112764023131398146

[BIONIC]

Dehumanizing meme

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pc-gaming-era-april-2019-goodbye-uzzy-is-your-new-king.108742/post-19454884

I am preparing a new thread about the Epic Games Store controversy that will function as a beginner's guide and FAQ. The idea is to answer is many of these questions as possible in order to just link to that thread whenever someone asks these questions in another thread. Hopefully it will help in keeping the other threads cleaner.

Wait, hold up!
I'm literally doing something like this myself right now, no kidding. That's the shitpost I was talking about on the other forum.

I'm currently at 5 pages in MSWord. 😂

Wanna butt heads together? I could upload the stuff I have on MC.

It's mostly lengthy replies to the common arguments that pop up + some explanations on how things like key resellers work.

MODS MODS MODS DEHUMANIZING STOREFRONT PREFERENCES, VILIFYING JOURNALISM, PLANNING MOB JUSTICE, ETC. GET TO WORK THIS WHOLE "STEAM" THREAD IS A DISASTER SHUT IT DOWN AGAIN AND REBOOT AS EPIC GAMES STORE OT PLS THX

[NinjaDeath]

Still blows my mind that Enzom21 hasn't posted. How many years did he dedicate to Gaf+resetera? Maybe they asked him to prove he wasn't lying about his ethnicity on the discord and he couldn't so he noped out. Surprised he didn't even try to wiggle out of it. Maybe he has alts or something so he doesn't care.

Probaby went with a name change. He couldn't just leave he would be lost with out it. 

[Potato]

5 fucking pages!?!?!?

Do these people leave their basement hovels?

[clothedmacuser]

5 fucking pages!?!?!?

Do these people leave their basement hovels?

He probably types


like Digital


OP


Does.



SO THAT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS




FUCK YOU! AND EAT YA'LLS DIRTIES



DOES YE GETS IT, ME BOYeeOs?

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That kind of felt dirty to type towards the end

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[BIONIC]

5 fucking pages!?!?!?

Do these people leave their basement hovels?

Stinkles laughs at your four winds five pages. He probably shits out the equivalent of 15-20 a day.

Also, don’t post shame benji 

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-understand-what-forum-the-moderators-are-trying-to-make-here.108633/

 

[benjipwns]

Probaby went with a name change. He couldn't just leave he would be lost with out it. 

He can't hide behind an alt, too many tells.

[BisMarckie]

Can we get the publishing rights for Frank O‘Connor‘s correspondence?

Benji can you sort this? We can spin this as a historical monography and make some sweet bucks when we sell it to university libraries.

[benjipwns]

free chart from NeoGAF.com exclusive poster JordanN

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-understand-what-forum-the-moderators-are-trying-to-make-here.108633/
If you have questions about moderation, please follow the appropriate channels and contact a member of the staff directly or use the Contact Us form at the bottom of the page.





It's so strange how people keep bringing that issue up even though it's clear that you can at anytime "contact a member of the staff directly or use the Contact Us form at the bottom of the page."  Must be  spies who complain. 


Also, it's hilarious that Mercury didn't get there in time to say "Hey guys, it's not cool to question authority like this. The mods are totally down to rap if you PM them."  Excel got that honor today. 

[BisMarckie]

He didn‘t even mark Hawaii and other US territories

[benjipwns]

Instead of the excitement from banning a bunch of users for their post-April Fools Day APPROVED FUN they should have let JordanN post anything he wanted on ResetERA.com for 24 hours.

[Potato]

Probaby went with a name change. He couldn't just leave he would be lost with out it. 

He can't hide behind an alt, too many tells.

Well, we will know who he is when some random white guy starts begging to be called a distinguished black fellow.

[BisMarckie]

Enzom should just do what nudemac did and embrace the cacery.

[benjipwns]

lmao so they were going to ban people manually for this, then they discovered, six hours ago, a way to do it automatically, and they're also going to live stream it

list is randomized for Thanos.exe

I'll clarify how the script works. I randomized the list of entries. The script will then pit each person against another person. One will get snapped, the other won't. I thought that might be a fun way to ensure 50% get snapped.

Where is the livestream happening

We'll provide a link before it goes live

Are you going to be banning people manually?

My condolences, if so.

Actually, as of about ten minutes ago, we. found. a. way.

techno wizardry from the tech team

I’m bummed I can’t see the live feed. They better use the ending music from Infinity War lol

[BisMarckie]

Resetera stealing astroturfing stunts from known alt-right haven reddit.

[benjipwns]

a bunch of users have admitted being part of that, thus being REDDIT users, yet...unbanned

we, and nachobro especially, know who the real cowards are

[BisMarckie]

They should not go through with that. Instead of banning 50% of these users, they should post one of Frank O‘Connor‘s screeds on how global warming will wipe out 50% of the population in 12 years IF YOU DON’T DONATE HERE with an aside about Israel and Hillary Ciinton.

[Momo]

lmao

https://twitter.com/imranzomg/status/1112746296077484032

https://twitter.com/imranzomg/status/1112764023131398146

This is a galaxy brain argument, no one can be this fucking dumb.

[clothedmacuser]

Well, we will know who he is when some random white guy starts begging to be called a distinguished black fellow.

Enzom would often tell stories about groups of other boys holding him down, spitting on him, and calling him The One True Word of Penance.  Either he was a light skinned black guy that was harassed by white kids, light skinned and harrased by black kids, a guy who got bullied (for some crazy reason,)  or just lying the entire time. Or maybe some some teen in Chappaqua threw a milkshake at him and called him the the n-word and his superhero schema was born.

I forgot my point.  Strange guy though. 

[benjipwns]

This is a galaxy brain argument, no one can be this fucking dumb.

https://twitter.com/imranzomg/status/1112749087227404288

[benjipwns]

reminder to The Bire readers, when I doxx you, if I find this in your Twitter profile and it's not a joke, your dossier gets put in a special pile that goes directly to the Koch Bros:

Imran Khan
Verified account
@imranzomg
Senior editor, west coast @GameInformer. He/Him.

[Bananas]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/climate-change-global-warming-is-a-fake-hoax-thats-easy-to-prove-with-one-small-fact-thats-always-ignored.1474633/

 

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/climate-change-global-warming-is-a-fake-hoax-thats-easy-to-prove-with-one-small-fact-thats-always-ignored.1474633/

 

 Interesting, I never saw it that way.  I'll have to verify it but there certainly is some truth in those statements.

[benjipwns]

That said, the rich elite do not actually show fear for climate change. They ride airplanes everywhere, have private limos, consume meat, use air conditioning etc. All things that contribute CO2.

Oh yeah, and they're big fans of immigration too.

No one ever talks about this but why are we adding more people to countries that actually pollute the most?

When it comes to any important topics like this, I ALWAYS take scientific consensus over people's opinions.

see how much fun he could cause in just 24 hours on ResetERA.com?!?

[clothedmacuser]

No one ever talks about this but why are we adding more people to countries that actually pollute the most?

Why are we adding more people to those nations?  With simple birth control policies and diverting our "undesirables" to Uganda we could wrap up this supposed Hot Earth Theory

[Transhuman]

I always knew Australian were wasteful but I didn't know it was that bad

[HaughtyFrank]

No one ever talks about this but why are we adding more people to countries that actually pollute the most?

Why are we adding more people to those nations?  With simple birth control policies and diverting our "undesirables" to Uganda we could wrap up this supposed Hot Earth Theory

Doesn't he see those stats on china? The trick is to shove a billion people into your country so the average goes down

[Transhuman]

I'm going to turn my airconditioner down from "Very Cold" to just "Cold"

[benjipwns]

No one ever talks about this but why are we adding more people to countries that actually pollute the most?

Why are we adding more people to those nations?  With simple birth control policies and diverting our "undesirables" to Uganda we could wrap up this supposed Hot Earth Theory

Doesn't he see those stats on china? The trick is to shove a billion people into your country so the average goes down

Or even better, like Uganda, a double whammy of having a shitty economy plus a ton of people.

[benjipwns]

31st highest population, 90th PPP GDP and 162nd HDI

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sega-needs-to-be-held-accountable-for-atlus-sexism-lgbt-phobia.108708/

User Banned (Permanent): Dismissing Concerns Surrounding Bigotry; Account in Junior Phase

It doesn't matter. Everyone is going to forget about it after 2 weeks just all  the overblown  drama that comes from this website.

[Momo]

People are mad at Sega/Atlus? get fucked nerds.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sega-needs-to-be-held-accountable-for-atlus-sexism-lgbt-phobia.108708/

User Banned (Permanent): Dismissing Concerns Surrounding Bigotry; Account in Junior Phase

It doesn't matter. Everyone is going to forget about it after 2 weeks just all  the overblown  drama that comes from this website.

Hey, we're just waiting for NoA to come back from Christmas break. Any day now…

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Still blows my mind that Enzom21 hasn't posted. How many years did he dedicate to Gaf+resetera? Maybe they asked him to prove he wasn't lying about his ethnicity on the discord and he couldn't so he noped out. Surprised he didn't even try to wiggle out of it. Maybe he has alts or something so he doesn't care.

I got accounts for days.

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Go ahead, say what you really mean.

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[benjipwns]

Guess who's using his return to crash the plane... with no survivors:

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[benjipwns]

Also, he is under the impression that the States themselves have been gerrymandered somehow back when their borders were drawn over a century ago:

[benjipwns]

You can mandate that they don't learn about "state's rights" in public schools, and shut down Jordan Peterson videos. We can do a lot of stuff that's not tearing their kids away, that can feasibly help, but at the moment we're barely doing anything systemic about it.

this is all shosta's fault in some way

[10centtacos]

Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 just made the list

https://www.resetera.com/threads/paradox-interactive-vtm-bloodlines-2-extends-partnership-with-koch-media-for-worldwide-retail-distribution.109095

And I'm out...

As i predicted. Nothing changed.

People will buy this because they love the games.

THQ Nordic got away with it. Forgotten already.

Disappointing. All physical copies of the game worldwide with the exception of Japan now effectively financially supports a company which allies itself with pedophiles, homophobes, and Nazis.

Stop buying physical games, it's that simple

[Drainage]

I would schedule the two of us to work the same nights. I would send other people home so it was just the two of us. I would keep her late so we could talk alone in the office. I don't know if she ever expected anything. I think, to her, we were just good work friends. I started to get frustrated that nothing was happening.

So I started physically putting myself close to her more often. I would follow her around. I would lean against her. I would intentionally try to pass by her and put my hands on her as I did. Finally, one time, I followed her into a small stock room. I stood in the doorway and watched her and knew she wouldn't be able to leave the room without squeezing by me or asking me to move. I wanted her to touch me. So I intentionally blocked her exit.

 

[benjipwns]

Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 just made the list

https://www.resetera.com/threads/paradox-interactive-vtm-bloodlines-2-extends-partnership-with-koch-media-for-worldwide-retail-distribution.109095

There's no ethical consumption under capitalism, and with each passing year, they learn to undermine your ability to vote with your wallet more and more, by reducing your choice and creating multitude of safety nets.

What I am saying is, time to seize means of production comrades

I'm not even entirely joking at this point

[benjipwns]

I would schedule the two of us to work the same nights. I would send other people home so it was just the two of us. I would keep her late so we could talk alone in the office. I don't know if she ever expected anything. I think, to her, we were just good work friends. I started to get frustrated that nothing was happening.

So I started physically putting myself close to her more often. I would follow her around. I would lean against her. I would intentionally try to pass by her and put my hands on her as I did. Finally, one time, I followed her into a small stock room. I stood in the doorway and watched her and knew she wouldn't be able to leave the room without squeezing by me or asking me to move. I wanted her to touch me. So I intentionally blocked her exit.

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I would schedule the two of us to work the same nights. I would send other people home so it was just the two of us. I would keep her late so we could talk alone in the office. I don't know if she ever expected anything. I think, to her, we were just good work friends. I started to get frustrated that nothing was happening.

So I started physically putting myself close to her more often. I would follow her around. I would lean against her. I would intentionally try to pass by her and put my hands on her as I did. Finally, one time, I followed her into a small stock room. I stood in the doorway and watched her and knew she wouldn't be able to leave the room without squeezing by me or asking me to move. I wanted her to touch me. So I intentionally blocked her exit.

 

[Momo]

You can mandate that they don't learn about "state's rights" in public schools, and shut down Jordan Peterson videos. We can do a lot of stuff that's not tearing their kids away, that can feasibly help, but at the moment we're barely doing anything systemic about it.

this is all shosta's fault in some way

extremists calling to silence a pathetically lukewarm speaker in JP, go figure.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Twitter thread caught my attention this morning and I wanted to contribute something of substance before getting banned later. For love of God, I hope I get snapped.

 For love of God, I hope I get snapped.
 

This typo of hollow is pretty great:

words are hallow, actions are substance. Apologize to make the person you wronged feel better, but if they don't feel words do them service, then don't get upset over them not accepting the apology. If you're truly repentant, show it.

[HaughtyFrank]

I would schedule the two of us to work the same nights. I would send other people home so it was just the two of us. I would keep her late so we could talk alone in the office. I don't know if she ever expected anything. I think, to her, we were just good work friends. I started to get frustrated that nothing was happening.

So I started physically putting myself close to her more often. I would follow her around. I would lean against her. I would intentionally try to pass by her and put my hands on her as I did. Finally, one time, I followed her into a small stock room. I stood in the doorway and watched her and knew she wouldn't be able to leave the room without squeezing by me or asking me to move. I wanted her to touch me. So I intentionally blocked her exit.

 

Oh wow, Fireworker did the Liam Neeson before it was cool

[benjipwns]

I would schedule the two of us to work the same nights. I would send other people home so it was just the two of us. I would keep her late so we could talk alone in the office. I don't know if she ever expected anything. I think, to her, we were just good work friends. I started to get frustrated that nothing was happening.

So I started physically putting myself close to her more often. I would follow her around. I would lean against her. I would intentionally try to pass by her and put my hands on her as I did. Finally, one time, I followed her into a small stock room. I stood in the doorway and watched her and knew she wouldn't be able to leave the room without squeezing by me or asking me to move. I wanted her to touch me. So I intentionally blocked her exit.

 

Oh wow, Fireworker did the Liam Neeson before it was cool

slaughtered all the black people in Ireland in the 1970s?

[BIONIC]

I would schedule the two of us to work the same nights. I would send other people home so it was just the two of us. I would keep her late so we could talk alone in the office. I don't know if she ever expected anything. I think, to her, we were just good work friends. I started to get frustrated that nothing was happening.

So I started physically putting myself close to her more often. I would follow her around. I would lean against her. I would intentionally try to pass by her and put my hands on her as I did. Finally, one time, I followed her into a small stock room. I stood in the doorway and watched her and knew she wouldn't be able to leave the room without squeezing by me or asking me to move. I wanted her to touch me. So I intentionally blocked her exit.

 

Did he squeeze her ass to showcase his dominance as well?

[benjipwns]

oh that reminds me:

Finale Fireworker
@FFireworker
Love each other or die trying. Tweets are my own and not affiliated with any peers, organizations, or employers. (He/Him)

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Twitter thread caught my attention this morning and I wanted to contribute something of substance before getting banned later. For love of God, I hope I get snapped.

Anita Sarkeesian complaining about being harrassed on twitter?
Can't she understand that people were trying to change society for the better by refusing to tolerate views contrary to the world they wanted to create?

[benjipwns]

lmao he retweeted this
https://twitter.com/bennymofodavis/status/1095996361764270080

[Bananas]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/why-does-the-other-forum-ban-people-without-giving-them-a-warning.1474639/

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-ban-simulator.1474664/

These guys are even more butthurt than you guys 

[clothedmacuser]

I would schedule the two of us to work the same nights. I would send other people home so it was just the two of us. I would keep her late so we could talk alone in the office. I don't know if she ever expected anything. I think, to her, we were just good work friends. I started to get frustrated that nothing was happening.

So I started physically putting myself close to her more often. I would follow her around. I would lean against her. I would intentionally try to pass by her and put my hands on her as I did. Finally, one time, I followed her into a small stock room. I stood in the doorway and watched her and knew she wouldn't be able to leave the room without squeezing by me or asking me to move. I wanted her to touch me. So I intentionally blocked her exit.

 

I remember receiving this same example of what sexual harassment was when I was was a busboy at 14 and thinking what a giant dad move it was.  And he did it.  And now I post under his thumb. 

                              



A true leader Finale is.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/why-does-the-other-forum-ban-people-without-giving-them-a-warning.1474639/

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-ban-simulator.1474664/

These guys are even more butthurt than you guys 

It's not Butthurt if you like it.